Maybe a Fake Gintama

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Inside Xiaoyu's body, a small bowl moved slowly in a tunnel-like river full of engine oil.

"Hey, at least do me a favor."

Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was leaning on the side of the bowl with his hands on his pillow and his eyes closed, and then glanced at Gui, who was rowing with a toothpick like a rowing boat with great enthusiasm, and continued:

"He is too motivated, right? He will fall down from exhaustion before facing the virus, right?"

"Don't worry, don't worry," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied disapprovingly, "This guy finally got motivated. It wouldn't be good if his enthusiasm was ruined."

With that said, Jiang Cheng turned his face to Gui and shouted: "Wig, hurry up, Mario and the others are waiting for your rescue now. As long as you defeat that "tapir" or something, Mario and the others can be saved. "

"It's not a wig, it's an inch of Gui!" Gui corrected with a serious face, "But speaking of it, he was able to face the culprits who made the two Mario brothers fall into that tragic fate so quickly. I can tell you anything this time. Crush their ambitions! We will definitely save the Mario Brothers!"

After saying that, Gui yelled, and at the same time, the movements in his hands began to speed up, sliding as hard as he could.

Looking at the small bowl moving as fast as a speedboat, Jiang Cheng praised: "Not bad, not bad, that's it, keep up the good work!"

"Um...is it really okay for you to do this?" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng with disdain, "If he finds out about it afterwards, he will definitely hold a grudge against you, right?"

"It doesn't matter," Jiang Cheng chuckled and replied casually, "With the wig's head, there will never be any suspicion. Even if I find some discrepancies in the situation afterwards, I have already thought of another version of the story about the couple. There will definitely be no problem with brother’s story. Don’t worry.”

"Your Highness Yueyong, please don't worry! Whether it's the Mario brothers or His Highness Xiaoyu, I will definitely save them! I will never let such a tragic fate continue! This is what a samurai is!" Gui said without looking back, "Hold on, I'm going to speed up! Ahhhhhhh!"

"It's so noisy!" Jiang Cheng cursed, covering his ears and rolling his eyes.

"But, I can't wait any longer!" Gui said without looking back.

"Is that so?" Jiang Cheng raised the corners of his lips slightly, and then asked: "What would you think if I said there was a faster way? Although it may cost a little bit..."

"What method?!" Gui turned around and asked with a solemn expression, "No matter what the price is! For the sake of the Mario brothers who are still suffering! No matter what the price, I can accept it!"

"Is this so... then..."

With that said, Jiang Cheng stood up, then took out a bundle of ropes he found somewhere, and then tied one end to the small bowl, and the other end tightly to Gui's body.

"Jiang Cheng, what are you doing?" Gui, who was tightly tied up, asked doubtfully.

"It's just the price I just mentioned, it's not a big deal," Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile, then stretched out his hands to lift Gui up, "Let's get started~"

"wait…"

Before Gui could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng forcefully threw him forward. At the same time, due to the pull of the rope, the small bowl began to move forward at a high speed like a speedboat.

"Ahhhhh!!!" Gui screamed from the front, "You stinky boy!!!"

"See? It'll be quick, right?" Jiang Cheng sat down and held the edge of the bowl, looked at Yue Yong and said with a smile, "It's like surfing~ It feels very comfortable~"

Yueyong:......

…

About three seconds later, Xiaowan arrived on the shore, but because Gui was still in the air and flying forward at a very fast speed, Xiaowan was still moving forward at a high speed due to inertia.

However, Jiang Cheng, who had quick eyes and quick hands, had already stood up and pulled Yue Yong aside and jumped off the moment he landed.

Ignoring Gui, who was lying on the ground on the stopped bowl with no idea of ​​his life or death after hitting the wall hard and then falling down, Jiang Cheng glanced at the mechanical door in front of him that looked like a tunnel entrance.

"Um, Yueyue, which part of this is this?" Jiang Cheng pointed to the door in front and turned to look at Yue Yong who was standing aside.

Yue Yong pinched her chin and analyzed softly: "If we divide it according to the human body, after entering from the mouth, and after such a long time, according to our reduction ratio, if converted into distance, then now, we should be in the small intestine. Attached to the entrance…”

"No matter, anyway, let's find a shop somewhere to rest first." With that said, Jiang Cheng started walking towards the door in front, and at the same time, he did not forget to lift Gui, who was still unconscious.

"Listen to me! You idiot!" Yue Yong scolded.

"It's too long, Yueyue," Jiang Cheng turned his head and curled his lips and complained, "How could anyone want to hear the whole story that is so long?"

Hearing the sound, a big blue vein popped up on Yue Yong's face and was still beating.

"That's right, Your Highness Yueyong," Gui, who had just woken up, stood on one side, folded his hands and closed his eyes, and said seriously, "Such a long line is like the long line he said while standing on the podium after transferring to another school. The self-introduction is the same. In fact, the classmates in the class don’t care at all about the interests and hobbies you mentioned. For them when they meet for the first time, they only care about two things. One is yours. The other part of your name is your face! So, let’s be more concise! Let’s sum it up like “It’s not the wig, it’s the Katsura!” Then let's start over, starting over from when you were standing outside the classroom door. "

After saying that, Gui cleared his throat and clapped his hands, and then said: "Please be quiet, classmates, there will be a new classmate in our class today, a transfer student, everyone is welcome! Come, Your Highness Yueyong, it's time to You showed up."

But then Gui realized that Yue Yong and Jiang Cheng had gone far away.

"Has he always been like this?" Yue Yong turned to look at Jiang Cheng's profile and asked.

"Ah, it's always been like this." Jiang Cheng responded casually, "In this case, just ignore him. Just ignore him."

"You two! You are so rude to the teacher! All the etiquette credits for this semester will be deducted!" Gui shouted angrily at the two of them.

"Leave him alone, be sure to leave him alone. If you talk to him at this time, he will definitely chatter endlessly." Jiang Cheng reminded in a low voice.

Yue Yong nodded slightly in agreement.

Gui, who was left behind by the two, originally wanted to catch up to the two and scold them loudly, but Jun accidentally saw something and his pupils shrank sharply.

"Wait! You two! Look at that!" Gui quickly called out to Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong.

"Ignore it," Jiang Cheng reminded Yue Yong casually.

Although Jiang Cheng reminded her, Yue Yong still glanced tentatively behind her, and then stopped instantly.

Behind the two of them, in the direction of the shore, there was a man wearing a white tights with an arrow stuck in his butt, lying on the shore.

"Look! Jiang Cheng!" Gui pointed in a certain direction and said in surprise, "There is actually a soba noodle shop here!"

"What?! There's that kind of shop here?!" Jiang Cheng stopped and looked in the direction Gui was pointing. He saw a small figure next to the man with the arrow stuck in his butt. Soba noodle shop.

"That's great, Yueyue," Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong and said happily, "I felt a little hungry at first, but I didn't expect there was such a thing here."

"Isn't there something wrong with you two being surprised?!" Yue Yong couldn't help but complain, then pointed at the man wearing white tights on the ground and continued, "That one is more surprising, right?! Although this kind of It’s really surprising that there are shops in this place, but that one is equally surprising!”

However, Jiang Cheng and Gui didn't listen to a word. They walked to the cart selling soba noodles and opened the curtain and sat down.

"Welcome." The shop owner in the trolley, who looked like he was older and also wearing white tights, looked at Gui and Jiang Cheng who were sitting down and said with a smile.

Katsura: "One portion of soba noodles, please."

Jiang Cheng: "Boss, a big bowl of barbecued pork ramen for ten people, please."

"You two have the same brains!" Yue Yong pointed at the man in tight clothes by the river and complained wildly, "You should pay more attention to the situation over there now, right?"

"That's it!" Jiang Cheng looked in the direction Yue Yong pointed, then knocked with his hand, and then looked at Gui beside him with a slightly solemn face, "Wig, it seems that we have all been blinded by this trap. "

"It's not the wig, it's Gui!" Gui corrected, then folded his hands and closed his eyes, and continued with a serious face, "It is indeed. I didn't expect that we would fall into such a simple trap."

"Please don't let me remind you of something like this next time..." Yue sighed and said a little tiredly.

"That's right! That person is the store owner!" Jiang Cheng and Gui pointed at the man in tights on the shore at the same time.

"What's going on with your heads?!" Yue Yong's whole body felt bad. "It has nothing to do with that matter at all! Do you only think about eating in the end?!"

"This case looks complicated, but it's actually very simple." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and analyzed it seriously.

"That's right, the method of committing the crime is really too crude." Gui also crossed his hands and said disdainfully.

"Anyway, come with us, uncle." After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and looked seriously at the shop owner who was busy making ramen.

"Hey? What are you talking about, two gentlemen?" The somewhat deaf shop owner looked at Jiang Cheng in bewilderment.

"At this time, do you still want to pretend that everything has never happened?! You bastard!" Gui stood up and spat angrily.

But at this moment, Yue Yong, who had just received the message from the man in tights lying on the shore, came behind Jiang Cheng and Gui, and kicked them away without any explanation.

"Um, Miss?" the shop owner asked tentatively, "Ramen or soba noodles?"

"Ah, no need." With that said, Yue Yong dragged Jiang Cheng and Gui one by one and walked towards the door of the tunnel...

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