Maybe a Fake Gintama

early morning.

Didi, Didi, Didi...

"Ah, it's so annoying..."

After hearing the sound of the alarm clock, "Jiang Cheng" who was lying on the bed muttered a little irritably, stretched out his right hand from the bed without opening his eyes, raised it, and threw it at the alarm clock on the bedside.

Snapped!

"It hurts!"

"Jiang Cheng" suddenly opened his eyes, clenched his right hand, and curled up in a ball under the blanket, with tears in the corners of his eyes.

"That hateful woman!" "Jiang Cheng" gritted his teeth and cursed in a low voice, "Did you replace my alarm clock with some kind of weapon? You bastard!"

"No way, get up."

After saying this, "Jiang Cheng" rubbed his sleepy eyes, stood up, yawned, and scratched his butt. With eyes wide open, he walked towards the bedroom door.

[I feel a little strange in my body,] "Jiang Cheng" who opened the bedroom door and was still yawning and walking towards the bathroom step by step thought to himself, [Is it because I played games too late yesterday? My body feels a little light, but my chest seems a little heavy... I should have slept a little longer...]

Walking into the bathroom, turning on the faucet and washing his face, "Jiang Cheng" raised his head and opened his eyes, but when he looked, he saw Yue Yong standing opposite him.

"Is there no water in your room? Yueyue," "Jiang Cheng" looked at Yueyong who was also sleepy and asked, "Why do you use the bathroom in my room?"

Looking at Yue Yong who only opened his mouth but didn't make a sound, "Jiang Cheng" was stunned for a moment, then suddenly reacted, he quickly lowered his head to look at his body, and at the same time reached out to touch his face.

Looking at Yue Yong in the mirror in front of him who was doing the same movements as himself, "Jiang Cheng" finally understood what happened.

"No!!" "Jiang Cheng" raised his head and yelled frantically, then rushed out of the bathroom, and ran towards the door.

On the other side, in the corridor, "Yueyong" who was also wearing pajamas with a slightly flushed face was also running quickly in a certain direction.

"Jiang Cheng" opened the door, and what he saw was "Yue Yong" who was staring at him fiercely with a face of embarrassment and anger.

at the same time,

Familiar... It can't be said to be familiar, it is clearly the sound of the BGM secretly recorded from other works.

"Your name...not! Give me back my body!!" "Jiang Cheng" and "Yueyong" grabbed each other's collar instantly, and said while gritting their teeth.

"Wait! Stop it for me!" "Jiang Cheng" pointed to the sun wheel pushed by Qingta outside the door, "Turn off the recorder! There is no need for that kind of secretly recorded BGM! "

"Ala, don't you two like it?" Rilun turned off his lap and put on the tape recorder, looking at the two with a smile on his face.

"Bastard! What did you do?!" "Yueyong" gritted his teeth and scolded, "What did you do to my body?!"

"I still want to ask you! What did you do to my body?!" "Jiang Cheng" gritted his teeth and said bitterly, "Give me my body back!"

"Brother Jiang Cheng, sister Yue Yong." Qing Tai shouted at the two of them, "Stop arguing."

"Could it be that you can tell who we are now?" "Jiang Cheng" who thought of something pointed to himself and looked at Qingta, "Who am I?"

"Brother Jiang Cheng." Mrs. Qing replied.

"Then me?" "Yueyong" also pointed at herself and looked at Qingta.

"Sister Yueyong." Qingtai replied again.

"Why do you know?!" "Jiang Cheng" yelled frantically, and then pointed to the smiling sun, "And you! It's so strange! The BGM of "Your Name" was played early in the morning. Could it be that you knew this kind of development early in the morning?!"

"I know." Rilun narrowed his eyes and smiled, then raised an index finger and continued: "After all, it's a special project. The production team sent an emergency call in the early morning, saying that the sponsor suddenly asked to change the protagonist, but it seems that it's not easy to find someone at this time. After all, they are not very popular, and they don't want to come here to be the protagonist."

"Then, if you can't change the protagonist, how about changing the protagonist's personality, that is, changing the soul? Now it seems that it is really an unexpected success."

"Where did it work?!" "Jiang Cheng" yelled frantically, "My most important golden TAMA is gone! And there are two lumps of useless fat on my chest! Although I really like Oupai, but as a man! If this body goes out and says that kind of thing, it will definitely be regarded as Lily! Soft things can't be done! Although it's true that I haven't done that kind of thing for a long time recently, but... No! This kind of expansion can't be done!"

"That," "Yueyong" suddenly reacted at this moment, pointing at himself and looking at the sun, "That means from now on, am I the protagonist?"

"That's right, you are the protagonist from now on." Rilun tilted his head to one side, and looked at "Yueyong" with a smile on his face, "Please do your best."

"No way, that's the only way to go. From today onwards, my name will be Yuexiong." Yuexiong nodded, and then picked up the cigarette rod that he didn't know where to find and put it in his mouth.

"Hey, wait for me." "Jiang Cheng" squinted his eyes and looked at "Yueyong" contemptuously, "Why did you accept it so easily? Could it be that you have a share of credit for this special project? Did you use the reason "although you stay by the protagonist's side, there are still not many scenes, so you are very distressed"? "

"No...not..." Yue Xiong silently turned his face away, but an unnatural blush appeared on his cheeks.

"Hey, your level of lying is too low," "Jiang Cheng" complained blankly, "Also, return my body quickly, otherwise I won't be able to do anything strange to your body..."

"You bastard, do you want to use my body to do such and such things to threaten me?!" Yue Xiong cursed with a blushing face.

"It's too close! It's too close!" "Jiang Cheng" pushed Yuexiong's face away, "My face is so close, it's very awkward!"

"Let me tell you in advance, even if you use that body to do strange things, I don't care." Yuexiong folded his hands and snorted softly, and replied lightly, "That is the original Yueyong's body, but now I am Yuexiong. Even if you do something shameful to that body, I won't feel it. Moreover, I have said before that I have already given up my identity as a woman. I didn't expect to give up my original body. So now, no matter what you do to that body, it doesn't matter to me."

"Hey——? Is that so?" "Jiang Cheng" narrowed his eyes, and then stretched out his hand to his chest, "After all, it's my body now, so you don't care what I do, right? Then take this opportunity..."

As he said that, "Jiang Cheng" had already pressed his hand on his chest.

"Ah, the touch is average. Compared to the softness, it feels like there are more muscles." "Jiang Cheng" commented while rubbing, not noticing that Yuexiong's face was completely red.

"You...you bastard, where are you touching?!" While shouting, Yuexiong directly punched "Jiang Cheng" to the ceiling with an uppercut.

"No... Didn't you say that you don't care what I do?" "Jiang Cheng" who was hanging on the ceiling said weakly, "And this is your body, right? Why are you able to deal with your own body? In other words, the strength of my original body is too great?"

"Indeed." Yuexiong clenched his fists, felt his own strength and nodded, "With this kind of strength, Baihua's work will be easier in the future."

"That's my power!" After "Jiang Cheng" pulled his head out from the ceiling and fell to the ground, he pointed at himself and gritted his teeth, "That's my original body! It's what I've been using since I was born! It's the body I've used for twenty-seven years! I mean, what you noticed is not right?! Or are you really not going to change it back?!"

"I think that's pretty good too." Yuexiong replied.

"Bastard!" "Jiang Cheng" cursed in a low voice, then turned to look at Rilun, "Rilun, is there any special guest you need to receive recently? Let me go! I will make good use of this body!"

"What are you bastard going to do with my body?!" Yue Xiongbai yelled.

"What to do? It's work," "Jiang Cheng" waved his hand and said indifferently, "By the way, you used to be called Death Taifu? Today, you started to change your name, and now you are called Oupai Dou S Kingdom I Taifu!"

"You bastard!"

"By the way, I'll take a shower first and get ready," said "Jiang Cheng" and turned around and walked towards the door, "Rilun, please make arrangements for the guests. I will take good care of the guests. There is no problem for three or a hundred people!"

"Stop!" Yuexiong rushed in, pressed "Jiang Cheng" on the shoulder, and shouted angrily.

"Hey? Are you going to be the first guest?" "Jiang Cheng" turned his head and said indifferently, then waved his hands, "That's not okay, no matter how I say it, I can't do that kind of thing with my original body. But if there are 300 million, I can think about it, and I will train you well..."

"Wash the inside!" Yuexiong raised his fist directly.

"Come on," "Jiang Cheng" pointed at his face, "hit here, come on, it's not my body anyway, hit whatever you want, as long as you don't care, I don't care. If it hurts, just bear with it and it will pass, come on!"

"Bastard!" Yuexiong gritted his teeth and cursed bitterly, then turned around directly, "Then, let me go relax a little too, various shops in Yoshihara."

"Bastard! Stop!" "Jiang Cheng" instantly stopped Yuexiong with his hand, staring at his big red eyes and said word by word, "What are you going to do with my body?!"

"Go do something soft."

"I really killed you!" As he said, "Jiang Cheng" raised his fist and slapped his face fiercely, "Didn't you think of it?! This method! Because it's not my own body, I can do it!"

"Then I'll come too!" Saying that, Yuexiong punched himself hard in the face.

Outside the door, looking at the two people who were punching him one after another, Hinata and Haruta were speechless.

"The two of them...are they masturbating themselves?" Qingta squinted her eyes and complained expressionlessly.

...

in the bathroom.

The blindfolded "Jiang Cheng" with a bruised nose and a swollen face is holding a bath towel to cover the important position, enjoying Yuexiong's back rubbing service on his back.

"I said... why did it become like this?" "Jiang Cheng" said blankly, "Isn't that weird? Why can't I even take a shower by myself?"

"Shut up! If you dare to take off the blindfold, I'll have sex reassignment surgery!" Yue Xiong threatened.

"Didn't you see everything in the end?! Use my eyes! Are you okay? Are my eyes okay? Will you go blind? Remember to wash your eyes afterward! Please!"

"Whose body do you think can blind people?!" Yuexiong scolded.

"Of course it's yours," "Jiang Cheng" replied without hesitation, "and can you talk less? It's strange to hear your own voice. No, it's not right! It should be said that the voice actors have switched because of the body swap."

Saying this, "Jiang Cheng" waved his hand in front of him, "Goodbye, Hiroshi. Hello, Yuko! Please take care of me, Yuko! And goodbye, fans of Jiang Cheng. Fans of Yueyong, please take care of me. I will try my best to give everyone benefits, and I will give you something to kill if you lose your thigh every day."

"Hey, shut up, or I'll make an appointment for sex reassignment surgery on this body now." Yue Xiong said coldly.

"Bastard!" "Jiang Cheng" instantly got up and took off his blindfold, turned around and looked at Yuexiong bitterly.

But before he could speak, Jiang Cheng, who had stepped on the soap, slipped and fell down involuntarily, his forehead hitting Yuexiong's forehead hard.

Boom——

After this blow, both of them fell to the ground at the same time...

"It hurts, it hurts," Jiang Cheng stood up, rubbed his forehead, and complained, "Now you are a man, right? Shouldn't you be a gentleman at this time?"

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, but at this sight, Jiang Cheng was suddenly stunned. Of course, Yue Yong who opened his eyes was also stunned.

"Recovery... recovered..." The two of them glanced at their bodies in the same way.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, and ran directly towards the bathroom door, shouting at the same time: "I didn't see anything!!"

Yue Yong, who also reacted, paused for two seconds, her face turned completely red, and her eyes turned into mosquito-repellent coils and kept spinning.

"You...you...you..." Yue Yong clutched her chest and said incoherently, then because of excessive shame and anger, she rolled her eyes and fell down.

Jiang Cheng, who was about to open the bathroom door when he heard the sound behind him, asked without looking back, "What's wrong? Are you all right? Hello?"

A full half a minute passed, but Jiang Cheng didn't hear Yue Yong's voice. Then he pulled a piece of cloth from his clothes, covered his eyes, turned around, and walked towards Yue Yong who had fainted step by step...

...

When Yue Yong woke up, it was already night.

"Beforehand, I really didn't see anything." Jiang Cheng's voice came from the side.

"You bastard! Wash yourself!" Thinking of something, Yue Yong blushed and got up instantly, and stomped the head of Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged, into the floor.

"Blindfolded! I didn't see anything at all!" Jiang Cheng's voice came from the floor, "Besides, I don't even want to see it at all! I'm not interested at all!"

"Go to hell!"

Yue Yong used all the available weapons, Kunai, tables, chairs...

"It's a big deal, I'll let you watch it once too! That's fair!"

"Hand over the memory of your head to me!!"

"I've forgotten all about it!"

"Did you really see it?! You frivolous, disgusting man!"

"No--!!"

--Dividing line--

"Hoo hoo..." Jiang Cheng sat up from the bed, covered in cold sweat and gasping for breath. After seeing his surroundings, he patted his chest and said with lingering fear, "That's great, luckily it's just a dream~"

"You..." Yue Yong, who just opened the door and walked in, stood there blankly, looking at Jiang Cheng with disbelief, "Is your head okay? Are you sick?"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng uttered in doubt, but then suddenly thought of something, stood up instantly and shouted with blue veins and white eyes, "Why do you think my head is sick just because of getting up?!"

"Isn't it?"

"It really makes people angry! You hateful woman! I will really be angry!"

Just after finishing speaking, several kunai greeted Jiang Cheng's forehead, accompanied by the sound of blood spurting out, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell on his back...