Maybe a Fake Gintama

Yoshihara, in the room of a certain otaku.

"……In summary,"

Sougo pointed to a girl with short purple hair who was tied up and looked about the same age as Kagura. She was wearing a gray-green embroidered petal pattern and had a big bag on her forehead. She was staring at him unhappily at this moment, and said to Jiang Cheng, "This little girl will be sold to Yoshihara. If you want to give the money, you can give it about five million. But because you are an acquaintance, you can give me a discount this time. A bottle of Coke will do."

After being silent for a while, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and complained expressionlessly: "What the hell are you talking about? I don't know anything! And don't you think your discount is too strong?"

"Anyway, Yoshihara also needs fresh blood, right?" Sougo waved his hand, and continued with a nonchalant expression, "Just throw it in a shop. Although this kind of girl is still invisible, but after a few years of training, she will definitely become the top brand. I have heard that Yoshihara's method of training wandering girls is unusual. Let me open my eyes this time."

Jiang Cheng snorted softly, waved his hand at Sougo, and replied impatiently: "Hurry up and go back. Yoshihara also has Yoshihara's own blood replenishment method. This kind of troublesome kid with mismatched blood type from outside will cause big trouble if you accept it."

"But the only illegal brothel I can think of is Yoshihara..." Sougo muttered while squeezing his chin, "If the boss doesn't accept it here, it will be troublesome..."

"Hey, So Wu-kun," Jiang Cheng reminded with a blank expression, "Where are you talking about an illegal brothel? Yoshiwara is the legal Hualiu Street recognized by the shogunate above you, okay? By the way, you can deal with such a little girl casually in your usual way? I can find candles and whips for you."

"If you have to deal with such miscellaneous fish one by one, it will be endless." Sougo folded his hands and said casually, "We are not the same as you, the boss. We stay in the room 24 hours a day, playing games and drinking Coke, stretching out our hands for food and opening our mouths... It is difficult for us to experience a comfortable life."

"Wait for me!" A vein popped out on Jiang Cheng's face, and he shouted with displeasure, "Are you planning to call a useless person just now? You definitely want to say that a useless person lives? You definitely mean that I am a useless person, right?"

"Anyway, it doesn't matter whether it's crippled or OTAKU." Sougo sighed softly, "In short, if this little girl is sent to you, just treat it as the boss owes me a favor."

"I haven't agreed yet!"

"Cut!" The girl cut suddenly, and said with a look of disdain: "I didn't expect that kind of murder group that kills both good and evil people is also connected with this kind of underground illegal brothel. It's really disgusting."

"It seems that this little girl has quite a big opinion of you Shinsengumi.

"Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and looked at Sou Wu with a smile on his face.

"That's right, she almost got it when I was on the street just now." Sougo took out a short knife from his arms, "No, I got it already, and smashed the chili oil I prepared."

Jiang Cheng smiled, and looked at Souwu with great interest: "Ah, suddenly I'm a little interested. If I have to deal with it, I will hand her over to Yueyue for training. I believe it won't take long for Sougo-kun to be wiped off his neck by her kunai silently while sleeping. It's very interesting to think about it. Ahahaha..."

"Boss, are you serious?" Sougo was speechless.

"Isn't it interesting?" Jiang Cheng said indifferently, "Although I'm not interested in what happened between you two, if I can see two people falling in love and killing each other, I'm very happy to help. Don't worry, under Yueyue's training, I believe it won't take long for this girl to have the power to rival yours. By then...hehehe, it's really exciting~"

"Really?!" The girl looked at Jiang Cheng in surprise, "Can I really get revenge on him through training?!"

"With this motivation, it's definitely possible!" Jiang Cheng gave the girl a thumbs up while winking his eyes, and then shouted out the door: "Yueyue! New team members have been recruited!"

"Farewell," Sougo said, standing up straight away, while pulling the end of the rope, "After thinking about it, I feel that this place is not suitable for her."

After finishing speaking, Sougo immediately put the cake on the table, turned around, started and walked towards the door.

"No, haven't you already drank the Coke?" Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes, pointed at the empty Coke can on the table with a smile on his face, "Or are you afraid, Mr. Zongwu?"

"I used to think that my S is on par with the boss's, but now I know that the boss's is above mine." Sougo raised his hand and replied without turning his head, "If I hand it over to the boss, things will get worse. I don't want to sleep well every day from now on. Letting this little girl join that kind of group is equivalent to causing dozens of troublesome women at once. You are alone."

"Wait! Stop it! I want to stay here!" The girl struggled desperately, "I want to kill you with my own hands! You murderer!"

"Did you hear that? Sou Wu-jun? This little girl really wants to stay here," Jiang Cheng propped his cheek with one hand, with a meaningful expression on his face, "Don't you want to get rid of her? This is the best chance~"

"No, the solution I mean is not the same as the solution you said, the boss."

"Accepted." Yueyong's voice suddenly came from outside the door, and then Yueyong lightly held the cigarette stick and crossed her chest with one hand, walked in and leaned against the doorway, and glanced at the little girl dragged by Zongwu, "Just recently, I feel that Baihua's manpower is not enough."

Sougo stopped, held his forehead helplessly and sighed softly, "Boss..."

"It's rare to see Mr. Zong Wu deflated." Jiang Cheng smiled, then looked at Yue Yong, "Yueyue, let him go."

"No, I'm not joking." Yue Yong glanced at the girl and asked lightly, "Name?"

"Wujiang! Hexagonal Wujiang!" The girl named Wujiang quickly replied, "Please! Let me have the power to kill this father-killing enemy!"

"Did you hear that? Zou Wu-jun, she said that." Jiang Cheng said lightly, "This kind of plot has been very popular recently, and it's a script about killing fathers and enemies for a lifetime. Ah, it's interesting just thinking about it~"

"Forgive me, boss." Sougo said helplessly, "It will become even more endless."

"Even a woman has to use her own strength to avenge herself." Yue Yong said lightly, "I will train you well."

"Thank you!" Wujiang responded in surprise.

"Boss..." At this point, Sou Wu could only turn around and look at Jiang Cheng for help.

"Yueyue, stop it." Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "Training such little devils is very troublesome, let them go, I believe Sou Wu-jun will handle it properly."

Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng's face, and after thinking for a while, she got up and walked aside, making way for Zongwu.

"It seems that coming here is really a wrong decision." Sougo complained a little helplessly, and at the same time walked towards the door again, "Not only did he fail to send this hot potato away, but he almost made the incident even more difficult."

"Let go of me! You father-killing enemy!" Seeing that he was about to be dragged out of the door by Souwu, Wu Jiang suddenly became agitated, struggling and shouting: "Let me go!"

"Your..." Yue Yong glanced at Wujiang who had just passed in front of her, and asked lightly, "Is your father a man with lofty ideals? If so..."

"No!" Wujiang retorted loudly before Yueyong finished speaking, "It was the one who got hurt! During the chaos between the barbarians and the Shinsengumi, my father was involved and killed by this man!"

"Ah, ah, it seems that half of the script has been completed~ Zongwu Jun." Jiang Cheng's voice suddenly came from Yue Yong's ear, and at the same time he grabbed Yue Yong's right hand.

A corner of Kunai was exposed from Yueyong's cuff, and Jiang Cheng noticed that at that moment, Yueyong wanted to save the girl.

"I don't know, that kind of insignificant thing." Yuyu who had just walked outside Jiang Cheng's room stopped and replied casually.

"Don't play dumb!" Wujiang looked at Souwu in front of him with resentment, and shouted excitedly, "Don't say you forgot my father——Liujiao Zongchun's name!"

"If you remembered the faces of the people who were chopped off, you wouldn't have met me." Sougo spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders and explained, "If you were confused by that kind of thing, I would be the one who got chopped off. On the battlefield, if you hesitate for a moment, you will lose your life. Only the side that turns the enemy in front of you into a piece of meat as soon as possible can survive. In such a chaotic place, it is difficult to distinguish who is an ordinary person who is involved and who is a terrorist."

"Hey~ That means neither affirming nor denying~" Jiang Cheng squinted and said with a smile.

"The only thing I want to say is, whether I killed it or not, it's the dull father of this guy who is dragging his feet in that kind of place."

After hearing that, Wujiang's eyes widened instantly, and he gritted his teeth and cursed at Souwu: "You bastard——!! I'm going to kill you!!"

Perhaps because he felt that the girl was too noisy, Sougo turned around directly, aimed at the girl's neck, and stabbed the girl with one hand, and the girl fell into a coma.

"I'm sorry, boss, I've been bothering you here for so long. Although I almost got myself into more trouble." As he said, Sougo put Wujiang on his shoulders directly, "But I'd better go find another boss. It should be easier to solve this little girl over there. Goodbye."

"Go slowly~" Jiang Cheng waved at Sougo.