Maybe a Fake Gintama

Kabukicho Amusement Park.

"The Hexagon Incident, that was the struggle between the radical anti-barbarian Sokai Party and the Shinsengumi that took place at the Hexagon House Hotel two years ago."

Gui, who was being tugged and tugged at by several children, wearing a dog doll costume and holding a sign, explained to Yue Yong and Jiang Cheng in front of him.

"The Sokai party attempted to create fires in multiple places in Edo at the same time as a way to distract the central government and assassinate the general. But this plan was stopped before it could be implemented. The Shinsengumi raided the hexagon house where they were lurking."

"The matter eventually turned into a tragedy in which the Shinsengumi and the Sokai Party had a total of 36 dead. Because of that incident, the Sokai Party was wiped out, but the Shinsengumi only had three victims."

"Even if the situation is urgent, the first team can only temporarily dispatch five members. The captain of the first team, Sougo Okita, it is not too much to say that all the killings in the hexagon house were caused by him alone."

"Come on, let's go." Jiang Cheng glanced at Yue Yong who was at the side, "So much nonsense, only one sentence is useful."

"Wait!" Gui quickly stopped, and then took off his dog's hood, and at the same time shouted frantically, "It's not Kabukicho Wangzai, it's Gui!"

Immediately afterwards, Gui frightened the little kids who were still surrounding him with his teeth and claws, and scared the little kids who were pulling him away in all directions.

"Wait, Jiang Cheng!" Gui shouted again, wearing a Yuedai headgear, then folded his hands and snorted, "I never imagined that one day you would be interested in this kind of thing. Do you mean that now you want to change this country with me again? Let me tell you in advance, I won't let you join us so easily!"

As soon as Gui finished speaking, he noticed that Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong had walked away.

"Wait, wait, wait! Don't rush away!" Gui hurriedly rushed forward and shouted again, "The difficulty of the assessment will be lowered for you! You can write a cheat sheet! I will draw out the scope of the test for you in the textbook in advance!"

Jiang Cheng ignored Gui's chatter, and still walked forward on his own.

"If it doesn't work, I can tell you the answer in advance!"

Jiang Cheng still didn't answer.

"No way, so how about directly admitting without taking an exam?!"

Jiang Cheng still ignored it.

"Bastard! Don't underestimate me! The last bargaining chip!" Gui showed a look of impatience,

He yelled angrily, "If you join, I will also give you a seven-day free tutoring voucher for the Yiyi lecture hall taught by me personally!"

"That..." Yue Yong stopped suddenly, turned her head and glanced at Gui lightly, "After that incident, what happened to the Hexagon House?"

"Could it be that His Royal Highness Yue Yong also wants to join us?!" Gui said pleasantly.

"Well, Yueyue," Jiang Cheng on the side lowered his head and sighed, "By the way, why do you have to ask this guy? Can't you just use Baihua's information network? I heard that he has been grinding here for a long time, and the result is only one useful sentence... If you listen to too much nonsense, your head will become like a wig."

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui corrected, then folded his hands and laughed a few times, "Jiang Cheng, have you finally found out? From the beginning, I'm the reason why you have the smartest brain!"

"No, your brain was set from the day you were born."

"That's right! I'm born with a smart head!" Gui nodded in affirmation.

"No, what I mean is that from the day you were born, your head has been hopeless." Jiang Cheng corrected blankly.

"That's right, if this country didn't have my mind, it would have been hopeless." Gui sighed lightly and shook his head.

"No, your brain doesn't matter to this country at all. It's better to say that without you, this country can at least lose one uncle who always eats the king's meal. For this country, this is your greatest significance."

"What?!" Gui looked at Jiang Cheng with emotion, hugged Jiang Cheng with tears in his eyes, and cried, "Do you also think that my existence is of great significance to this country?! I'm so touched! Jiang Cheng!"

"Hey, why did you only pick the words you like?" A vein popped up on Jiang Cheng's face, and then he began to pick Gui, "And it's so dirty! Let me go! Snot... You bastard dare to rub my nose with my shoulder?! Are you prepared to die?! You bastard!"

"Jiang Cheng! Don't worry, for me, your significance to this country is also very important! Please don't underestimate yourself!" Gui cried again, "Although it is only one percent of mine, it is enough!"

"Believe it or not, I'll kill you right now?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly while pushing Gui away, "What is one percent? Your one percent is worse than garbage, right? You bastard."

"Hey, stop for a while, both of you," Yue Yong interrupted, "Baihua is still in charge of Yoshihara's affairs today, so it's better to ask him directly."

Saying that, Yue Yong looked at Gui again, and asked again and again: "After that incident, how is the Hexagonal House?"

"It is said that Zong Chun's wife and his daughter, who escaped the catastrophe, will take care of it for the time being." Gui wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, then looked at Yue Yong and replied, "But after all, it was the hotel where there was such a commotion. The number of customers is getting less and less, and it closed down a year ago. Maybe it was because of too much work, that wife soon..."

Seeing the unbearable flash in Gui's eyes, Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and complained speechlessly: "Well, when you mentioned that wife just now, your expression was a little abnormal. Could it be that... You bastard, to that widow..."

"There must be a limit to joking! You bastard!" Gui stared at the big red eyes and spittled and scolded, "I never liked widows! It was NTR! Remember it carefully!"

"Is your head really okay?" Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his eyes and complained, "How can you let others remember your hobby? Why are you so excited? Could it be that you really made a move..."

"Shut up! If you insult a real warrior again, I will really get angry!" Gui cursed loudly with blue veins and white eyes.

"No, real warriors don't like NTR." Jiang Cheng complained blankly, "Real warriors don't like to eat bully meals."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around directly, said "Let's go" to Yue Yong beside him, and then left without looking back, Yue Yong did not stay any longer, and left side by side with Jiang Cheng.

"Wait a minute! You two! The start time of the Great Class against Barbarians is next Monday at 8 o'clock in the evening! The location is Akihabara! Remember it carefully!" Gui yelled at the two of them.

...

On the other side, Kagura and Wujiang, holding umbrellas, stood in front of the Hexagon Hotel under construction.

"As you can see," Wu Jiang lowered his head and said with some disappointment, "I have nothing left. Father..."

As he said that, Wujiang thought of his father who taught himself gently and carefully, "For people who run a hotel, sincerity is the most important thing. You must stand on the customer's side, compare your heart to your heart, and receive guests with sincerity. But I have something more important than that, and that is my mother and you. As long as it is for you, no matter what I will..." Such words.

"...Father has always been gentle and has always treated my mother and me very well." As he said that, Wu Jiang covered his face and sobbed, "I have lost my father and mother, and I have no home to go back to. It was him...that man took everything from me. Then...he actually forgot all those things...I will never forgive! I will never forgive that man!"

After seeing the memories of Wujiang, and seeing Wujiang's pitiful appearance at a loss, Kagura really wanted to comfort him, but he didn't know what to say, so he just stood aside and watched quietly.

...

In the barbecue restaurant named Xuxuyuan, a silver-haired curly and a pair of human glasses are sitting face to face on a booth.

The two lowered their heads and neither of them spoke. This weird atmosphere has lasted for two minutes.

"Yin Sang..." Xin Baji lowered his head and murmured, "Sure enough, I..."

"Xin Baji," Yin Shi shook his head, and said softly, "I know you're in pain, but..."

"I really can't bear it anymore!" Xin Baji raised his head and looked excitedly at the thick-cut beef tenderloin that was being grilled on the iron plate in front of him, "Isn't it good yet?! Ah, I really want to eat it! I really can't stand it anymore! Yinsang! Can I eat it?! Can I eat it?!"

"No!" Yin Shi seriously stopped, "Just wait for a few more minutes! Just wait for the last few minutes! Hold on! Xinbaji!"

"But... I really can't stand it anymore," Xin Baji sniffed his nose, "This smell, this sound, how can you make me bear it!"

"That won't work either! You must endure it! The biggest shortcoming of young people is that they are impatient! Put down your chopsticks! It's not the time yet!"

"But... Yinsang..."

"You can't say anything! I can't watch you go astray! People who are impatient while eating barbecue will fail in other things as well! Remember this truth well!"

"I see! President!"

...

In the huge reference room of the Shinsengumi settlement, Sougo stood in front of a neatly arranged bookshelf, flipping through a file carefully.

At this moment, wearing thick glasses that looked like the bottom of a bottle, and short black hair that looked exceptionally capable, Shinsen-gumi 1st Team member Kamiyama stepped forward step by step to Sougo's side with his head held high.

"You have worked hard! Captain Okita!" Shenshan stopped and saluted and continued, "I will go to the reference room to study as soon as I return from patrolling. You are indeed the captain! Both civil and military, the captain is a role model for the warriors! I will follow the captain all my life..."

"It's okay if you don't need to chase after him," Sou Wu replied without raising his head, "It's too annoying, just turn around and go back the same way, and never come back like that for the rest of your life..."