Maybe a Fake Gintama

"...Just like that, never come back for the rest of your life..."

Souwu's voice hadn't finished yet, Shenshan had already bent over and approached, looking at the dossier in Souwu's hand, he said to himself, "Is this the information of the Hexagon incident? It really happened a long time ago..."

As he said that, a trace of surprise appeared on Shenshan's face, "What a surprise, I thought the captain was someone who wouldn't look back on the past."

"In order to move forward to the future, it is necessary to look back at the past occasionally." Sougo turned slightly sideways, continued to flip through the file in his hand and replied casually, "Remember it for me."

"Yes Sir! I will take notes!" Shenshan stood up straight, with both hands tightly pressed against the seam of his trousers, and shouted at the same time.

"Understood, just turn around and go back the same way and look back at the past, and don't come back from the past in your life." Sou Wu continued without raising his head.

"Yes Sir! I will take notes!" Shenshan shouted seriously.

"I said it's not for you to take notes, but for you to go back..."

"But it's really nostalgic, the Hexagon incident..." Shenshan continued to himself.

"Hey, did you hear that?" Sougo reminded Shenshan impatiently.

But the latter looked up as if he hadn't heard it at all, and continued to say to himself, as if immersed in some kind of emotion, "...to tell you the truth, that's when I started admiring Captain Okita!"

"Keep keeping it a secret, I'm counting on you, you go to the gods for me." Souwu glanced at Shenshan with some irritability, "Please, God."

"But we are facing the most ferocious rogues, and the companions in front of us are falling down one after another. In the end, only the captain and the subordinate are left." Shenshan clenched his right hand and stopped in front of his chest, closed his eyes and said emotionally: "The two people gave each other their backs to protect each other. After that fierce battle, I finally realized that the subordinate and the captain have become a community of destiny!!"

"I said you don't know anything at all..." Sougo complained mercilessly, "It's better to give the back to you than to give it to the locker."

Saying so, Sougo put the file in his hand back on the shelf.

"But why are you still investigating the Liujiao incident now?" Shenshan, who had always maintained a posture of standing at attention, asked suspiciously.

Sougo unhurriedly took out a short knife (Wakizashi) from his pocket and handed it to Shenshan,

At the same time, he said: "I was assassinated with this. It is said that I was assassinated by Liujiao's daughter in order to avenge my father."

"Assassinated?! Are you okay?!" Shenshan panicked for a moment, exaggeratedly shouted, and then instantly lay down behind Sougo, staring at Sougo's buttocks, and asked with concern: "Where did you get stabbed?! Is it the butt? Is it the ass? Is it the buttocks?! Or is it the anus?!"

Saying that, Shenshan pulled off Sougo's pants and began to check carefully.

"You're talking about your ass, right?" Sougo reminded without turning his head when he found another file about the Hexagon incident from the shelf again, "Let me tell you, I'll really stab you if you don't feel right enough."

"Please stab!" Shenshan immediately stood up and turned his back to Sougo, leaned down and pouted his buttocks, and replied with some excitement: "If you are the captain, I sincerely desire it!"

As soon as the screen went black, there was a sound of something piercing into something...

...

"At that time, I told the widow of Liujiao that Zongchun was killed by the barbarians. Why do you bring up the old story again?" Kamiyama stood at attention again with a dagger stuck in his buttocks, facing Sougo, and said unhurriedly, "Likujia Zongchun's death was not your fault, Captain Okita, it was..."

"Leave that alone," Sougo, who didn't know when he pulled up his pants, said without looking at the file in his hand, "That's not the main problem."

"Whatever it means? Captain, did you say you didn't intend to arrest the girl and just let her go?"

"I mean, it's not a problem for that kind of little girl to come a few times."

"But...captain..." Shenshan just wanted to argue, but suddenly thought of something, "Could it be that you care about killing her father by yourself? If so..."

"Not like that."

"Then why?!" Shenshan continued with an excited expression, "I can't keep silent anymore! I'm going to prove Captain Okita's innocence!"

Saying that, Shenshan bowed to Sougo, then turned around and stepped forward to leave, but was stopped by Sougo as soon as he took a step.

"There is no innocence at all," Zong Wu said without raising his head, "You are the clearest about this."

"The captain didn't do anything wrong!" Shenshan turned his head and argued excitedly, "I want to tell you everything! I can't hold my breath anymore!"

After all, Shenshan turned around again and was about to leave, but this time before taking a step, Sougo pinned his shoulders.

"I told you to leave it alone, didn't you hear?" Sougo said unhurriedly, "That means we are the only ones who survived. As long as we shut up, we won't cause any trouble."

Shenshan turned around and said excitedly: "But to make the captain bear the crime of murderer..."

Before Shenshan could finish speaking, Sougo stretched out his hand and covered Shenshan's mouth, curled the corners of his mouth slightly, frowned slightly, stared fiercely at Shenshan, and threatened, "I'll do anything for you, no matter the murderer... If you don't keep your big mouth shut."

After a pause, Sougo let go of the sacred mountain, and continued on his own: "The problem is... that's right, where did that little girl hear those words and find me? Someone used that to incite his daughter to want my life."

"That's why you read those materials..." Shenshan murmured in response.

"Look at that short knife." Sougo glanced lightly at the short knife that was still stuck behind Shenshan's buttocks. "It's a good knife that has been used for a long time, but how did a little commoner girl get this knife now after the abolishment order was issued? There are also guys who have to shut them up. At that time, we may not be the only Shinsengumi who survived in the Hexagon House."

As he said that, Sougo turned to Shenshan and ordered, "Shenshan, wash this whole incident again, and your dirty blood-stained chrysanthemum as well."

"Yes Sir!" After saluting, Shenshan turned around and limped away clutching his buttocks.

But what Sougo and Kamiyama didn’t know was that Yamazaki was hiding behind a bookshelf not far behind them, listening to their conversation with his ears pricked up...

...

"What is Sougo doing secretly?"

Fourteen, who was still ingesting nicotine, sat cross-legged on the floor, frowning and looking puzzled at Yamazaki, who was kneeling at the door and reporting to himself.

"Yes," Yamazaki replied with a nod, "I always feel that there are some strange behaviors, "I was inserted by someone" or something, "I'll insert it" or something, "Go wash the chrysanthemum" or something, and the two of Kamiyama are secretly talking about something. "

"Yamazaki," Fourteen sighed softly, closed his eyes and replied, "Even if you're a supervisor, that kind of...privacy...sexual orientation or something, it seems too much to investigate even such things?"

"Deputy chief?"

"Anyway, just pretend I didn't hear what happened this time, and keep it in my heart and yours." Fourteen propped his head with one hand, and reminded casually.

"Vice Chief, did you misunderstand something?" Yamazaki reminded, "It seems that Captain Okita's life is being watched by someone."

"Huh?" Fourteen then raised his head and opened his eyes to look at Yamazaki.

"Remember the Hexagon incident?" Yamazaki asked.

"Has that incident been resolved?"

"That's right," said Yamazaki, who took out the file that Sougo read today from behind him and placed it lightly on the floor inside the door. At the same time, he continued in a low voice: "But Captain Okita went to investigate this information again, and it seems that there is some connection. Originally, the survivors of that incident were only the two of them, and there are many suspicious things in the report. Those two people may have hidden something..."

Already at the door, he squatted down and looked at Fourteen on the floor with the "Hexagon Incident" written on the cover, and his expression became a little serious.

"The Hexagon incident... is it..."

...

In the Xuxuyuan barbecue shop.

A certain glasses lowered his head, a little disappointed, and said to a certain natural volume sitting opposite: "Yin Sang, in the end I still..."

"Little Ba," Yin Shi shook his head lightly, "Don't think about that kind of thing anymore."

"But, is it really possible?" Xin Baji lowered his head and said.

"Only today's talk is fine..." After speaking, Yinshi raised his head and shouted solemnly: "Even if you order a few more plates of beef tenderloin, it's fine!"

"Is it really okay?! Yinsang!" Xin Baji raised his head and looked at Yinshi excitedly, "Is it really okay to eat beef tenderloin until you are full?!"

"Ah! Yes! Although it's only for today, but yes!" Yinshi replied, and then raised his hand and shouted to the clerk not far away, "Private Masai! Here comes beef tongue for 5 people and beef tenderloin for 3 people! Please!"

"Yin Sang!!" Xin Baji cheered excitedly, "It's really great!"

"Eat! Let's eat to your heart's content today!" As he spoke, Yinshi stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the freshly grilled beef tongue on the iron plate, put the sauce on it, drizzled lemon juice on it, and put it into the corner of his mouth with the rice, "Ah, Saigao~"

"Delicious~" Xin Baji, who picked up a piece of tenderloin and ate it, said excitedly while covering his face.

"Guests, the meat you ordered." The lady clerk who came pushing the trolley smiled kindly, and then gently put the tenderloin and sliced ​​beef tongue on the trolley on the table, and at the same time put away the stacked high empty plates.

"Xin Baji! Open your belly and eat a lot!" Yinshi shouted, "There are not many opportunities like this!"

"I see!" Xin Baji nodded heavily.

"a ha ha ha……"

"a ha ha ha……"

It seemed that only the laughter of the two of them, the sound of the meat being grilled, and the sound of the two gobbling were left in the entire store...