Maybe a Fake Gintama

In the afternoon, Kabukicho Park.

Sougo had the ice cream that he had just finished sucking in his mouth, and leaned on the bench in the park with his face upturned bored. On the side of the bench was the knife that Sougo had unloaded.

Suddenly, Sougo heard the sound of a bullet being loaded from behind his head.

"That little girl... no, no... it should be you, right? The person who instigated that brat," Sougo said without knowing it, then closed his eyes and sighed helplessly, "Really, do everyone hate me so much?"

"Ah! Of course I hate it! You dare to put chili sauce to tease me, brat!" Kagura pointed at the back of Sougo's head with an umbrella and cursed with blue veins and white eyes.

After hearing that it was Kagura, Sougo instantly became expressionless, and then turned his face away and shouted with white eyes: "Why are you! What are you doing?!"

"Because the Wanshiwu can't make any money, and the pocket money that my little uncle gave me this month has been used up, so I changed my career to become a killer, Aru." As he spoke, Kagura took out a pair of sunglasses and put it on, "Raise your hands, and if you make any strange movements, your head will be blown off."

"It's you who are strange, right?" Sougo squinted his eyes and replied speechlessly, "Go and blow your own head, and you should be able to become a little more normal after that."

"Don't speak in such a harsh tone, bastard," Kagura poked Sougo's head with the end of an umbrella, and reminded word by word, "Use honorifics for me, do you understand the situation? Hmm? Do you want me to speak to you like hiragana? In order for a fool like you to understand, do I need to speak to you like hiragana?"

"Can you please go back quickly?" Sougo said helplessly, "I don't have time to play with a brat like you."

"Look, as long as you want to do it, you can still do it," Kagura praised, "Yoxi, I will give you Want Want Senbei as a reward, and I will give you Want Want Senbei that has been licked off all the salt and softened and is no longer prosperous."

"I really want to kill her..." Sougo lowered his head and said helplessly to himself, "God, it doesn't matter if you let me die. In exchange, please kill this stinky woman too."

After listening, Kagura turned away his face and snorted disdainfully.

"By the way, where's that kid?" Sou Wu chuckled lightly, and continued, "Anyway, you came to kill me together, right?"

Kagura was stunned suddenly, then took back his umbrella, and replied disdainfully: "Even if I kill you, it will only dirty Wujiang's hands."

"Then what are you here for?" Sougo asked casually, "Could it be that you are here to be my bodyguard?"

"Tell me the truth, Aru!" Kagura took off his sunglasses,

Seriously said, "I know what else you are hiding. I know you are not a rookie Alu who can't distinguish between your own people and the enemy! You don't hesitate to be charged with murder. What are you hiding? Please tell me in front of Wujiang!"

Saying that, Kagura raised his umbrella again, "If you don't say anything, I'll blow your head off for Wujiang!"

"Isn't it a rookie who can't distinguish between his own and the enemy at will... Indeed..." Sougo raised his eyes and glanced in front of him, and continued with a slightly serious face, "But, what if the guy you thought was your companion is an enemy?"

After listening, Kagura was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized something, raised his head while putting down the umbrella, and looked not far in front of himself and Sougo.

"In this world, it's better not to know some things, miss." Sougo continued to maintain his original posture without raising his head, "So, stop talking about meaningless things."

Looking at the group of ronin ronin with knives in their hands who slowly walked over to surround him and Kagura with malicious expressions on their faces, Sougo complained, "Look, it's because of you that this kind of death is buried."

Looking at the group of ronin in front of him, Kagura suddenly noticed something, it was - Wu Jiang standing with a certain ronin...

"Kijiang..." Kagura stared at Wujiang with wide eyes in disbelief.

"In such a fine weather, are you all happily gathering to take revenge?" Sougo twitched his lips disapprovingly, with a casual expression all the time, "You're really energetic, it's like a formation where even Kira's mansion can be killed, but is your father so cute, or is it that I'm particularly hated?"

(Kira Mansion: It comes from the Genroku Ako incident in the Edo period. The lord of Ako was ordered to receive the emperor's envoy. However, he was fooled by Kira and was rude. Ako was angry and hurt Kira. He violated the law and was sentenced to seppuku. After that, forty-seven of his vassals and Ronshi re-entered Kira Mansion to avenge him, and all of them cut seppuku on the spot. It was later called the three major revenge events in Japan and people talked about it.)

Looking at Souwu in front of him, Wu Jiang was about to say something, but suddenly a sword was pressed against his neck.

"Wujiang!" Kagura shouted, and couldn't help but rushed forward.

"It's best not to move around~"

Holding a sword against Wujiang's neck, the man who seemed to be the leader of the Langshi was a bit coquettish. He wore a purple fur collar shawl, long blond hair, earrings, and red lips. He raised his eyebrows and reminded him with a smirk.

"If you don't want to take the life of his daughter after your father... right? Mr. Sougo Okita, the murderer?"

Looking at the man in front of him, Sougo couldn't help but think of the scene that night - in a hell-like hotel full of corpses and blood, the only survivors were himself and Shenshan covered in blood...

Holding the blood-stained blade, Sougo looked at Liujiao Zongchun who was lying in a pool of blood in front of him, and reminded him blankly: "Shenshan, listen. Forget everything you see now. The owner of Liujiaoya died here when we found out. He was involved in the chaos and was killed by the murderous blades of the rogues."

But Sougo and Shenshan didn't notice that behind the sliding door on the side there was a man who was trying to hold his breath and was listening secretly, who was lucky enough to escape from his knife...

...

On the other side, Shenshan, who was investigating and collecting evidence alone in the streets and alleys of Edo, was also stopped.

"Please stop." Yue Yong leaned at the entrance of the alley, gently pinching the cigarette stick with one hand, and stretched out the other hand outside the alley entrance, and in his hand, Kunai stopped just ten centimeters in front of Shenshan's neck.

Because of this, Shenshan stopped in his tracks, and asked lightly, "Who is it?"

"Shenshan, the survivor of the Hexagon Incident, right?" Yue Yong stepped out of the alley while retracting Kunai, turned around and looked at the Shenshan in front of him indifferently.

"You...you are!" Shenshan was stunned for a moment, and then showed a puzzled face, "Who?"

"Wait a minute, both of you calm down a little bit." Jiang Cheng's voice came from the entrance of the alley, and then he walked out casually.

"You are the boss of Yoshihara that the captain said..." Shenshan recognized Jiang Cheng at a glance, and then bowed, "It's our first meeting! I am a member of the first team of the Zhenxuan team, Shenshan! Thank you for taking care of the captain all the time!"

"It's all right." Jiang Cheng waved his hands and smiled disapprovingly. Then he went to the side of Shenshan and hugged Shenshan's shoulders. At the same time, he took out his mobile phone from his arms and continued in a low voice, "I know it. It's a secret investigation conducted by one person who doesn't want others to know, right?"

"Why would you know?"

"Don't worry about this kind of thing," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "I've already fooled you around the Shinsengumi. You must know that when you first stepped out of the Shinsengumi, you were targeted by the mayonnaise deputy chief, virginity inspector, and orangutan in your family. But don't worry, I've already taken care of it for you."

"Really?! Did the Deputy Chief, Inspector Yamazaki, and Director Kondo notice it?!" Kamiyama said in surprise.

"Ah, but it's all right now, everything has been settled for you." Jiang Cheng turned on his phone and rummaged through something while casually saying, "The mayonnaise deputy chief is soaking in the mayonnaise hot spring in Yoshiwara, and the orangutan has been released into the virgin forest. As for the virgin who doesn't have any sense of existence, she doesn't have any sense of existence anyway, so it's okay to leave it alone."

"Thank you so much!" Shenshan bowed again.

"As for the reasonable reasons for you and Souwu to go out, I've already found out for you," Jiang Cheng said, turning his phone screen towards Mount Shen, "From your immediate superiors..."

Shenshan raised his glasses, and took a closer look at the reply letter from Mr. Matsudaira on Jiang Cheng's mobile phone: "Souwu and Shenshan? It's ok, you can use it as you like, and I will tell Kondo and the others."

"It's amazing, you can actually talk to Mr. Song Ping." Shenshan exclaimed.

"In short, the matter between the two of you should be completely concealed now, and you shouldn't even need to write about the inspection afterward." Jiang Cheng took back his phone, and then raised the corner of his mouth slightly, "So in order to repay this kindness, can you answer a few questions for me? Regarding the Liujiao incident, what did that child hide? What did you do in that Liujiao incident?"

"Before that, I really want to know, why do you do this for the sake of the captain?" Shenshan raised his glasses and raised his eyebrows at the same time, "Could it be that you said to the captain...huh?"

A vein popped up on Jiang Cheng's face in an instant, and he continued with a half-smile, "Hey, guessing again will really kill you. It's just that this woman is interested in that little girl."

"So that's how it is..." Shen Shan breathed a sigh of relief.

"Why did you feel relieved just now?" Realizing something, Jiang Cheng quickly let go of Shenshan's shoulders and retreated behind Yueyong, and said with black lines all over his head, "You...don't you?! You treat Zongwu-jun...huh?!"

"No! I just admire and yearn for the captain! The captain is only able to give each other's back and butt to each other!" Said, Shenshan turned around, took off his pants and rushed his butt towards Jiang Cheng, "Did you see it?! The wound on my butt was left by the captain today! This is the best proof of our relationship!"