Maybe a Fake Gintama

...

Fang Yi looked at Jiang Cheng who was in front of him with a big flower, and couldn't calm down for a long time.

[What kind of monster cat is this? ! 】Fang Yi complained in her heart.

"Why don't you eat?" Jiang Cheng stopped and looked at Fangyi with a puzzled expression, "Is it not to your liking? Do you want me to give you something else?"

"Ah, no need." Fang Yi replied hastily.

"Then eat quickly, you can open your belly and eat special food today, don't be polite to me." Jiang Cheng said politely, "I will take you to the pet shop to get your hair trimmed in a while."

"No, no need, I'm not used to eating in this kind of place. Goodbye." After saying that, Fang turned around and was about to leave.

"Wait," Jiang Cheng's tone turned aside for a moment, and he said coldly, "Is this the attitude when someone invites you to dinner out of kindness? Leave it to me to eat obediently, or else...I'll kill you..."

Fang Yi, who was frightened by Jiang Cheng's aura and stopped in his tracks, turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng with sweat on his face, 【Where did this kid come from? ! what happened? Such momentum! 】

"Hey, stop dawdling, sit down and eat quickly." Jiang Cheng reminded again, "I made an oath, do you want me to break my oath after I swear?"

After listening, even though he was reluctant, Fang Yi could only sit down obediently, and began to eat bit by bit.

...

"Welcome to come next time!" The lady waiter bent down after opening the door, and very kindly shouted at Jiang Cheng and Fang Yi who walked out the door one after the other on catwalks.

"I'm full, I'm full," Jiang Cheng said comfortably, "Let's go, I'll take you to the next place."

"that…"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng stopped and glanced at Fang Yi behind him, "Don't you want to?"

"No... no, I just feel a little embarrassed to make you spend so much money." Fang Yi replied hastily.

"It doesn't matter, it's not my money anyway," Jiang Cheng said indifferently, "And I just want to take a bath, and I haven't washed my body like this. Let's go."

...

Inside a pet shop in Edo.

Jiang Cheng and Fang Yi are enjoying the scrubbing service of cute girls.

"Ah~ I didn't expect that after becoming a cat, I don't have to wash it by myself~" Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and sighed, but then he suddenly felt something, stepped aside, covered his buttocks, and howled at the little girl in front of him with white eyes: "Meow!! (Where are you touching?! I can just wash it myself!)"

"Manager, this cat doesn't seem to like being touched on its private parts." The little girl said to another young girl who was cleaning Fang Yi.

"After all, it's a rare cat that can bring its own money to the pet store. It's normal to have some cleanliness." The girl called the store manager replied without looking up.

"Ah, that's it." The little girl turned around and looked at Jiang Cheng with a smile on her face. "I'm sorry, little cat sauce. I'll be careful not to touch it there. Give me another chance."

"Meow... (This is not too bad, pay attention to me, not all cats like to be touched in that kind of place.)" Jiang Cheng came forward again, enjoying the little girl's rubbing service again.

...

"Welcome to come next time~" The two girls stood outside the door and bowed to bid farewell to Jiang Cheng and Fangyi, whose hair was shining in the sun after taking a shower.

"How is it? Isn't it good?" Jiang Cheng sniffed himself, "It's become fragrant."

"That...I..." Fang Yi stopped and smiled awkwardly.

"I know, if you want to leave, then go." Jiang Cheng stopped and shook his head lightly, without looking back, "But next time if you have any difficulties, you can find me in Yoshihara, that's my territory."

"Yoshihara also has stray cats?!" Fang Yi said in surprise.

"Of course," Jiang Cheng said as a matter of course, and then raised his paw and waved, "Goodbye, after eating and washing, it's time to go back and do some happy things."

【Happy things? ! 】Fang's whole cat is not well, 【What are the fun things to do in Yoshiwara? ! Could it be...does Yoshihara still have that kind of shop that specializes in serving cats? ! 】

"Do you want to go together?" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, turned his head and asked, "It seems that you haven't done such a happy thing for a long time, right?"

"Wait... wait! Could it be the kind of happy thing you are referring to!!" Fang Yi shouted in horror.

Jiang Cheng smiled, "Yes, it's a very happy "battle"~"

"You guys are really incredible..."

...

It was late at night, in Yoshihara and Jiang Cheng's room.

Two cats jumped in from the window one after the other.

"This is..." Fang Yi, who was following Jiang Cheng, glanced at the layout of the room, and looked at Jiang Cheng who was standing on two legs and walking step by step towards the refrigerator in the corner with some doubts.

"My...one of my acquaintance's room." Jiang Cheng, who came to the refrigerator and skillfully opened the refrigerator door, replied without looking back, "What do you want to drink? Can Coke be okay?"

"But... Coke?!" Fang Yi hurriedly stopped, "No! Coke is not good! Coke is not good for the cat's health!"

Jiang Cheng grabbed a can of Coke and a can of oolong tea with his paws, "If you don't want to drink it, just drink oolong tea. There are only these two kinds. Although I really want to buy you some wine, the wine that I secretly hid before has been found."

"Aren't you a cat?! Can cats drink alcohol?!"

"Aren't you so surprised?" Jiang Cheng opened the Coke can with his paws three times, five times, two times, then lowered his head and licked it. "What's wrong with the cat? Can cats not drink alcohol? Don't say something is bad without trying it! Remember it for me!"

"Well... I should be your senior when it comes to being a cat, right?" Fang Yi complained speechlessly.

"Then you, senior, are really a failure," Jiang Cheng responded casually, and then walked towards the computer in the living room, "Next, I'm going to do something very happy. If you don't want to do it, you can just watch TV or something."

"Is it right here?!"

"Ah, it's here," Jiang Cheng nodded, jumped onto the table, opened the computer with his cat's paw, and squatted down in front of the game controller, "My happiest thing is about to begin."

"Is the happy thing you're referring to actually a game?!" Fang Yi shouted with some breakdown.

"Yes." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then whispered to himself: "But I don't know if the claws like this will work as usual, but there should be no problem, just treat it as playing with two fingers."

"Cut, it's a good thing I was looking forward to it." Fang Yi turned his face away and spat softly.

"What did you say?" Jiang Cheng looked at Fangyi suspiciously, "Did you say something just now? Do you want to play? There is also a two-player mode."

"No, no need, I'm going back." After speaking, Fang Yi turned around and jumped onto the window sill, and then thought to herself: [I thought this monster cat could be used, but...it really can't. 】

"That's it...then, bye." Jiang Cheng replied without turning his head.

"By the way, your name?"

"Jiang s... No, Jiang is fine." Jiang Cheng replied, "What about you? My first cat acquaintance."

"Fang Yi." After finishing speaking, Fang Yi turned his head and jumped off.

...

Yue Yong should never forget the scene she saw when she opened the door of Jiang Cheng's room. The orange-red cat was squatting in front of the computer, with its two front paws uninterruptedly controlling the game controller.

"Meow (oh, so it's Yueyue)" Jiang Cheng turned his head and glanced at the person who came, and responded casually, then turned his head again and stared at the monitor tightly.

But suddenly, Jiang Cheng came to his senses, quickly stopped what he was doing, turned around and rushed towards the window.

【Oh no! I played so hard that I forgot the fact that I am a cat now! 】Jiang Cheng thought while running,【It's okay not to be recognized, but if he is recognized, he will definitely be laughed at by this stinky woman for the rest of his life! ! 】

Jiang Cheng jumped up, onto the window sill, and then jumped down, quickly disappearing into the crowd.

In the room, only Yue Yong was left in a daze and hadn't reacted yet.

After a long time, Yue Yong gradually came back to his senses, and murmured in disbelief: "The current cat... is really incredible..."

"No, no, no," Yue Yong shook his head when he suddenly thought of something, "Now is not the time to talk about this, where did that idiot OTAKU go? He doesn't even come back now..."

"Assemble!" Yue Yong closed the door again and shouted in the corridor.

As soon as the words fell, dozens of Baihua young ladies appeared in front of Yueyong.

"Is there any news?" Yue Yong asked.

"Boss, according to our investigation, Jiang Chengsama finally disappeared here." A young lady Baihua took out a map and pointed to the circled location on it, "in front of this temple in Kabukicho."

"Okay, I got it." Yueyong took the map, "The third division and the fourth division will stay in charge of patrolling Yoshihara, and the rest will follow me."

"Hi!"×n

But the search is doomed to be fruitless...

...

The next day, after Jiang Cheng woke up from under the floor of the shrine, he yawned big.

【Ah, it really doesn't work,】Jiang Cheng washed his face with his paws while licking them, and said with some helplessness: 【Don't talk about recovering, the synchronization rate has risen to an incredible level. I thought I could find some clues here, but really, it's useless at all. After all, Hiroshi must be very happy, right? After all, I love cats so much. It should be said that he is the only one who is very happy, hey...]

【What is the next step for this work? Has it become a work with a different theme? 】

Just when Jiang Cheng was thinking wildly, he suddenly noticed something out of the corner of his eye, it was... Fang Yi who was squatting in front of the shrine!