Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Finally woke up, Jiang." After Fang Yi said this, he turned around and left, "Let's go, another very interesting guy has come, let me meet you for a while."

"Hey, wait a minute, why are you so familiar?" Jiang Cheng came out from under the floor and complained speechlessly, "I never said that I wanted to be your partner! Even if this work becomes "Maybe This Cat Soul", I will not become your partner!"

"Stop nagging, hurry up and follow me." Fang Yi replied impatiently without looking back.

Jiang Cheng turned his face away and spat in disdain. Although he was a little reluctant, he followed in the end. "Actually, I am the protagonist anyway. Although I have become what I am now, I can't change it. In fact, I am completely clear about what you want to do. You want to be a supporting role, right? Be an important supporting role, right? If so, give me a little more respect, maybe the second male role can be given to you. Although there is no pay..."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something, stopped and looked at a group of wild cats secretly looking at him and Fang Yi in the grass beside him. At the same time, Jiang Cheng also noticed that the eyes of those wild cats looking at Fang Yi contained both fear and... resentment.

"Those wild cats, why are they so afraid of you?" Jiang Cheng started again and asked casually.

"Haven't you heard of me? The Wild Elvis of Kabukicho. That's me." Fangyi said as he walked.

"Is the world of cats also divided into upper and lower levels?!" Jiang Cheng was surprised, "I thought it was only divided into male and female! Awesome! Then, does the world of cats have Hualiu Street? Is there a tavern? Is there a game hall?!"

"There is no such thing!" Fang Yi couldn't help complaining, "What's going on with your head? Why do you care about that kind of thing?!"

"After all, I may live with this body from now on, so it's better to ask about this kind of thing in advance." Jiang Cheng replied, "Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't have it! If you don't have it, just create it! Everything in the world has gone through the process of creating something from nothing! Don't give up! Fangyi! Ears will grow back from nothing!"

"Why did the topic go astray to my ears?!" Fang Yi complained frantically, "And you said how to grow it back! It's impossible!"

"Don't worry, your golden mother has grown back! Give yourself a little confidence! Fangyi!"

"My golden mother is still hanging on my crotch!"

"Let me just say, it will definitely grow back, I didn't expect it to be so fast." Jiang Cheng said with a chuckle.

"I've never lost it!" Fang Yi shouted with blank eyes.

"Then, your stick will grow back, don't worry."

"I haven't lost that either!"

After listening, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and showed sympathy on his face, "I know, since Jin and Bangzi are not lost, then what you lost must be that! But, don't give up! You can definitely [stand up] again!"

"Are you only thinking about that?!" Fang Yi roared angrily with blank eyes, "I haven't lost anything at all! No matter whether it's Jin, the stick, or that kind of ability, I haven't lost anything!"

"Then...could it be early..."

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was kicked flying by the furious Fang Yi.

"Shut up for me ahhhhhh!!!"

...

At the same time, in the Dengshi tavern, Shin Hachi and Kagura were sitting at the front desk, regretting the commission that failed in the morning.

"Speaking of which, where did Yinsang go?" Xin Baji said with some distress.

"There must be another place where he let his silver and gold fuck Aru." Kagura replied casually.

"Are you still chasing that cat?" Deng Shi asked Xin Baji after puffing on his cigarette.

"You can't even catch a cat. You're such a piece of shit that you can't even compare to a plastic bottle." Catherine, who was also standing at the counter holding an unfinished bottle of oolong tea, spread her hands and laughed.

"What did you say?!"

After hearing that, Kagura suddenly felt blue veins, and after swearing, he stepped on the counter and grabbed the plastic bottle from Catherine's hand, grabbed Catherine's head with one hand, and kept knocking on Catherine's head vigorously with the drink bottle in the other hand.

"Do you want me to tell you what the plastic bottle is for?! Thief cat!" Kagura scolded while knocking.

"The usage is wrong!" Catherine, who couldn't stop the nosebleed from being knocked by Kagura, shouted hastily.

"By the way, there are too many vicious cats on this street." Xin Baji, who ignored the noise of the two, said with some emotion, "The number has also increased recently, pets have been scratched, parrots have been eaten, fish have been stolen, and the most outrageous thing is that someone was robbed by cats yesterday, and then the people on this street said that they can no longer let those wild cats go..."

"Ligation?" Dengshi asked tentatively.

"Yes," Shin Hachi nodded and replied, "They want to catch the wild cats in Kabukicho for neutering. But only for that Fangyi, the people on this street are helpless."

"Really," Granny Dengshi exhaled second-hand smoke, and continued with some disdain, "It's because the owner abandons it casually that cats become wild cats. It's better to take away the human gold mother, and maybe the world will become a better place because of it."

"Is it okay to carry out this human intercourse plan at least once I use it?" Xin Baji couldn't help complaining, and then a look of worry appeared on his face, and he continued: "Also, you can't really leave it alone. Wang Fangyi, the wild cat at the top of the Kabukicho cat group in King's Landing, has rumors that it is fierce and cunning. It has bitten large dogs and seriously injured children."

"Did you see it with your own eyes?" Deng Shi asked.

"No, I'm sure after seeing that guy's actions today." Xin Baji folded his hands and replied seriously.

"Is that so..." Dengshi replied casually, "I don't think that guy is as bad as everyone said."

As soon as Dengshi finished speaking, the store door was suddenly opened, and Yueyong's voice came in at the same time.

"Excuse me, did Jiang Cheng come here yesterday and today?" Yue Yong lightly held the cigarette stick and stepped into Dengshi's shop.

"No, no." Dengshi shook his head.

"Is Jiang Chengsang missing too?" Xin Baji looked at Yue Yong suspiciously.

"Ah, I haven't been back since I went out during the day yesterday." Yueyong replied lightly, and then took out a map from her arms, "During yesterday's investigation, the last location that appeared was in front of this shrine, and it never appeared again after that."

"Hey?! Is that the same shrine too?!" Xin Baji said in surprise, "Yin Sang also disappeared from that shrine this morning!"

Elizabeth, who didn't know when she arrived, stepped into the door and held up her sign: "Yesterday morning, Guisang also disappeared in front of this shrine, and all clues after that have been cut off."

"Hey?! Even Guisang is missing?!" Xin Baji was surprised, but then he thought of something, and quickly waved his hands and said with a smile, "It should be fine, maybe it's just that the three of them got drunk at an old friend meeting in a certain tavern, after all, they are those three people."

"Indeed, if the three of them are together, there is no other possibility except this possibility." Granny Dengshi nodded and said.

"And the three of them won't encounter any danger when they are together." Xin Baji took up the words with a smile, "I always feel a little relieved."

"But..." Yue Yong suddenly thought of the cat in Jiang Cheng's room last night, frowned and whispered, "Maybe it's..."

"Huh? What's the matter? Miss Yueyong?" Xin Baji asked suspiciously.

"No, it's nothing, since it's three people together, there's nothing wrong with it." Yue Yong shook her head, then turned around and raised her hand to say hello, "Goodbye."

Seeing Yue Yong's leaving back, Xin Baji was a little confused.

...

On the other side, Jiang Cheng and Fang Yi were standing on the window sill in the alley where Jiang Cheng's cat men fought yesterday, looking at the same messy white-haired cat that was being pinched by the cat mender before and after.

"Hand over Jin's mother!" a cat catcher yelled, and rushed towards the white-haired cat with a net in his hand.

But at this moment, Fang jumped down in an instant, stepped on the sword of the cat patcher and threw him to the ground.

"Yes...it's Fangyi!" The remaining cat catchers shouted in panic when they saw Fangyi who suddenly appeared.

"Meow (Hey, didn't you remember yesterday?)" Jiang Cheng's voice came from behind the remaining cat catchers, "Meow. (It doesn't matter, as long as you have enough money)"

"It's the cat from yesterday!" A cat catcher turned to look at Jiang Cheng, "The cat that ransacked us!"

At this time, the white-haired cat has not figured out the situation.

"Meow! (Bingo! Got it right! But there is no reward here!)" After yelling, Jiang Cheng directly rushed towards several cat catchers.

...

"One, two, three..." Jiang Cheng, who was squatting on the ground, counted today's harvest, "Is it only a little over 50,000 today? A bunch of poor ghosts. Cut!"

Looking at the group of cat catchers who fell unconscious on the ground, when the white-haired cat was silver, his face was covered with black lines and the corners of his mouth twitched and complained: "Isn't it too skilled? What do you mean a cat steals money? It won't work at all!"

Jiang Cheng snorted and said, "It's another stupid cat who doesn't understand anything, Fang Yi, as a senior, please teach this stupid cat who doesn't understand anything."

"Bastard! What are you talking about?!" Yin Shi frowned instantly, cursing with blank eyes.

"Wait, now is not the time to talk about that kind of thing. By the way, what you said just now also scolded me?"

Fang Yi glanced at Jiang Cheng with contempt, then looked at Yin Shi again and said, "Boy, come with me..."

"Hey? Aren't you going to the pet shop for a soft massage today?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, "I quite like the strength of that young lady."

Fang Yi didn't answer, but turned around and walked towards the other side of the alley.

Yinshi, on the other hand, looked back at Jiang Cheng and then at Fangyi on the other side, and finally chose to trot to keep up with Fangyi...

"So these cats are not cute at all~" Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed.