Maybe a Fake Gintama

In the open space in front of the shrine, Jiang Cheng was lying on his side on the ground, propping his head on one paw, with a straw in his mouth, sucking Coke while rubbing his stuffed stomach, looking boredly at Fangichi and Gintoki who were fighting for some unknown reason not far away.

It is worth mentioning that there are more than a dozen packages of eaten hamburgers scattered on the open space around Jiang Cheng, as well as a dozen wild cats eating hamburgers with their heads down.

"What the hell are they doing?" Jiang Cheng murmured, "Are they grabbing land?"

"No..." An orange cat squatted beside Jiang Cheng after eating the hamburger, looked at Fangyi who was still attacking and Gintoki who was dodging in a panic, and continued, "If that wild cat doesn't show its integrity now, it will be kicked out of the street."

"Oh——" Jiang Cheng responded casually, "It's amazing, such a rule."

"It's your turn after a while, right? Why are you still so leisurely?" Orange Cat asked again.

"Ah, I don't want to fight that kind of soft fight." Jiang Cheng waved his paws and said disdainfully, "It's not good for me at all."

"Then you can't stay here!" the orange cat said in surprise.

"Yes, yes," another yellow-striped cat came over and said with a serious face, "You can't be afraid! If you are afraid, you will be kicked out!"

"We brought us this kind of gift when we met for the first time. We won't just sit idly by!" A cat with a scar on the corner of its eye came over, "Fight! Fight for yourself!"

Immediately afterwards, all the wild cats gathered around, cheering up Jiang Cheng with each sentence.

Jiang Cheng, who was a little impatient, was about to refute a few words, but suddenly caught something out of the corner of his eye, pointed his paw in the direction of Fang Yi and Yin Shi, and reminded: "Hey, look over there!"

After listening, all the wild cats turned their heads and looked in the direction Jiang Cheng pointed.

I saw that Yinshi was standing on both legs, and his two front paws vigorously resisted Fangyi's attack!

"Stop...stop?!" The wild cats exclaimed in disbelief.

"That guy actually stopped with his legs?!"

"Teach me the rules here? Don't be joking! The history of my living here, and the history of eating canned cats..." Gintoki pushed away Fangyi's paw and kicked Fangyi's stomach forcefully, "It's several times your size!!"

"Ah!" Fang Yi screamed.

His entire cat was kicked out, and after turning upside down in the air, it landed firmly on the ground with four palms again.

"You... what's your name?" Fang Yi asked slowly while looking at Yin Shi.

"Sakata...Gintoki." Gintoki replied.

The whole cat of Jiang Cheng on the side is not well, twitching the corners of his eyes and thinking frantically: 【Is that ugly cat Yin Shi? ! 】

"It's too long, just call it 'Silver'," Fang Yi said, turning around slowly, "Just live carefully to keep your golden mother. "

"Hey...hey, wait..."

Yinshi was about to say something when he was surrounded by excited wild cats.

"Awesome! You are so amazing!"

A group of wild cats who pushed and hugged Jiang Cheng from behind praised him.

"It's no big deal, Hoichi."

"Silver! It wouldn't be a dream if you replaced Fangyi and became the boss cat!"

"I've had enough of his despotism!"

"Why are you making a fuss without authorization! Why do you all know each other so well?!" Yinshi yelled, just after he finished speaking, Yinshi suddenly felt something, quickly covered Hei's butt, pointed at a black cat behind him and shouted with white eyes, "Hey! Don't smell the smell of my butt!"

"Yin! Help this child!" Orange Cat pointed to Jiang Cheng who was still in a sluggish state and continued, "This child dare not fight Fang Yi at all!"

"Yeah! Help him!" Another cat echoed, "This kid is too timid, but he is also a good cat!"

Looking at the Coke held between Jiang Cheng's front legs, Yin Shi suddenly became expressionless, and at the same time thought of breaking down in his heart: 【Is this guy Jiang Cheng? ! 】

"Jiang it...no need," Fangyi's voice came over, "it...is a house cat."

At this time, Jiang Cheng regained his senses, and shouted with blank eyes: "Hey! Who is the house cat?!"

"Amazing! It turned out to be a house cat!"

"It's a house cat that came to play with my friends! No wonder it's so clean."

"Did you bring us gifts because you wanted to play with us?"

"Wouldn't it be better to say this kind of thing sooner?"

"Come on, don't be shy, we'll have fun with you, how about a ball of yarn?"

"Of course not! This child must only have a ball of yarn to accompany him at home. Now that he is here, he needs to play some more novel games!"

...

Hearing the suggestions from the wild cats, several black lines appeared on Jiang Cheng's face, and he murmured silently: "Although it sounds like domestic cats are better than wild cats, why do you feel a little angry?"

"Hey, look over there." Yin Shi, who suddenly noticed something, pointed to a certain direction and reminded Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng looked in the direction Yinshi was pointing at, and saw a black cat with a blue silk scarf tied around its neck, standing on two legs and leaning on a tree with its hands folded, its eyes were glancing here.

After noticing Jiang Cheng and Yinshi's gaze, the black cat turned around and left. At the same time, it raised its right paw and waved it, signaling Jiang Cheng and Yinshi to follow.

...

In the forest not far in front of the shrine, next to a small mound of dirt, a black cat stood on both legs, looking squarely at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng in front of him.

"I won't go around in circles, you... aren't cats?"

"I don't want to be told by a guy who walks on two legs!" Gintoki complained.

"No, I also walk on two legs." Jiang Cheng took a sip of Coke and raised his other hand to remind him.

Silver Hour: ...

"What did you do here?" The black cat turned to look at the small mound of dirt that looked like a small grave, and then asked.

"Ah? So what if you did something?" Yinshi replied disapprovingly.

"No, I have no impression." Jiang Cheng shook his head.

"The owner here is a good man who feeds all kinds of cats," the black cat continued. "There are so many cats gathered here because there is food to eat. This is a grave built by the kind owner for those cats that died and were left unattended. There are hundreds of cats' souls sleeping under this mound..."

Saying that, the black cat glanced at Yinshi and Jiang Cheng again, and asked seriously, "I'll ask again, what did you two do here?"

"Standing... pee standing up." Yin Shi replied with sweat all over his face.

Jiang Cheng also crossed his chest with one hand, propped his chin on the other paw and began to think carefully.

After listening, the black cat lowered its head and sighed.

"Hey! Could it be that I became like this because of the cat's curse?!" Yin Shi said with a trembling voice as the whole cat was sick, "Impossible! That kind of thing!"

"That impossible thing has happened to us, right?" the black cat raised its head and replied.

"We?!" Yinshi suddenly caught a key word, and looked at the black cat in disbelief, "Did you pee here too?!"

"It's not peeing," the black cat corrected, turning its head, "it's pooping."

Yinshi, who had been silent for a long while with his head tilted, suddenly stood up with two legs, holding his furry head with two paws and complained wildly: "You are a wig! Are you defecating here and there?! Also think about your own image a little bit! You are too strong! Are you so fearless?!"

"As a samurai, you must be determined to meet your physical needs no matter where you are," Gui replied.

"Anyone who can put a big horn on the grave is no longer a warrior!" Yin Shibai shouted loudly.

"No, I didn't do anything." Jiang Cheng, who recovered from his contemplation, squinted his eyes and said expressionlessly, "I'm different from people like you who defecate on the grave at will. I may just be punished by Lord Kalin for stealing Lord Kalin's fairy beans."

"Souga, how can I say that, then I didn't have a bowel movement," Gui nodded, and then continued, "Then I just ate Master Kalin's fairy beans, and then... just got diarrhea."

"There is no difference at all!" Yin Shibai complained, "The most important part has not changed at all!"

"I was attracted here by the breath of the meat ball," Gui continued holding a paw with some embarrassment, "I didn't expect it to be such a trap..."

"It's just that you were driven here by the desire to defecate!" Gintoki shouted.

"However, thanks to this, I was lucky to escape the pursuit of the Shinsengumi. It is indeed a poop." Gui said with some emotion.

(Poop is pronounced the same as lucky kid.)

"Hey! Someone put explosives into this guy's asshole!" Yinshi shouted frantically, but then he noticed something, "Hey, Jiang Cheng, what are you thinking?"

"A little distressed," Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and thought back, "You both clearly remember what you did at that time, but my memory began to blur after I came here, and when the memory became clear again, it had already become this body..."

"Stop pretending! You must be here too, right?!"

"No, that kind of thing is impossible." Jiang Cheng shook his head, and replied with a serious face: "I'm serious. At that time, I just bought the game and passed by here, and I lost consciousness in an instant. When I woke up again, my body had already become like this. If you two are cursed by the cat, what about me? What is it because of?"

"Is what you said true?" Yin Shi still had a look of disbelief.

"Ah, it's true."

Jiang Cheng nodded in response, then lowered his head and sucked the last sip of Coke with a straw in his mouth, and then casually threw the empty Coke can on the grave.

"I probably know why..."

Seeing Jiang Cheng's incomparably skillful movements, Yin Shi silently covered his face.

"Hey?! Really?!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise.

"Ah, really." Gintoki raised his head, took a deep breath and shouted with white eyes, "Can't you even notice it yourself?! Why did you throw that kind of garbage on the grave?! By the way, your movements are too skilled?! How many times have you thrown it? Dozens of times!"

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