Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Ah, accidentally..."

"Accidentally look at your size!" Yinshi pointed to the tall pile of rubbish that was still attracting flies beside the small grave, and shouted angrily with blank eyes, "Is it said that the rubbish over there was thrown when you passed by?! Did you use this place as a trash can?! Can you be a little civic-minded! In that world, there will be no idiots who treat graves as trash cans!"

"I don't want to be said so by people who defecate casually on the grave!" Jiang Chengbai retorted angrily, "You guys are going too far!"

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he suddenly heard the sound of "Suo Shuo" from the grass behind him. Following the sound, Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and Gui turned their heads and looked over.

Immediately afterwards, the sound of Kondo sobbing came.

"Why did it become like this?! In this state, neither Ms. A Miao, Shishi, or Souwu would notice me!!"

Looking at the Kondo body lying on the ground in the grassy space behind him, beating the ground and crying loudly, Gintoki immediately complained loudly with white eyes, "Why is it a gorilla?!"

"No, this should be his body, right?" Jiang Cheng analyzed slowly with one hand on his chest and one paw on his chin.

"Indeed," Yin Shi, who had reacted, nodded, and echoed with a serious face: "He just recovered his original body."

"Kondo, are you cursed too?" Katsura asked aloud.

"What?!" Kondo turned his head in an instant, and shouted with tears and ecstasy: "You know it's me?! And that voice, could it be... Great! I finally have a companion! It doesn't matter if it's Katsura!"

As he said that, Kondo wiped away his tears, and continued to analyze on his own: "So that's the case, that's the reason, it turns out that you were also bitten by the enigmatic gorilla..."

"No!" Yin Shibai argued loudly, "Only you were involved in that kind of incident like Spider-Man!"

"Well, Gintoki is in charge of the sauce, and the wig is in charge of lighting the fire." Jiang Cheng took out a piece of rope from somewhere, and looked at Kondo with a kind face. "As for the orangutan, let me take care of it. Today's lunch is decided to be a charcoal-grilled gorilla."

"I can't help it, I just happened to be hungry." Yinshi turned around directly, "Although I know someone, but since I have become an orangutan, I can't be considered a human. Don't worry, I will find a way to get bacon sauce. What flavor do you like? How about Orleans?"

"Jiang Cheng,

I'm ready here. Gui, who was squatting beside a bonfire, turned his head and shouted at Jiang Cheng, "The boiling water will be ready soon." "

"Ah, it's almost here." Jiang Cheng, who was holding a section of the rope and stepping on Kondo who was tied up by himself, responded, "Next, scald the hair with boiling water, clean it and apply sauce, and then it can be roasted directly."

"The sauce is back." Yinshi walked over with two bags of Orleans marinade in his mouth.

"You guys are too fast!" Kondo yelled frantically, "Isn't it a tacit understanding?! Stop! You can't eat the meat of orangutans! You can't eat the meat of orangutans and cats! Let go of me!"

"Loose your head!" Jiang Chengbai scolded, "You are a useless idiot orangutan at all! Why don't you just roast you!"

"Don't—!!" Kondo yelled while struggling, "It's the first time—ah! Don't—!"

"It's disgusting! You bastard!" Jiang Cheng immediately kicked hard, "What should I do if someone overhears me?!"

...

After a little farce, the four... no, it should be three cats and one orangutan who sat around and began to analyze the current situation.

"...After all, the owner here is a good person, maybe even the wild gorillas are buried here." Gui analyzed.

"What is a wild gorilla? I've never heard of it!" Yin Shibai complained, then stood up, clasped his head in his paws and shouted a little frantically: "What should I do? How can I restore it to the original state?! And I'm so desperate to meet you three useless idiots!"

"Who is an idiot?! How can I fix it!" Jiang Cheng stood up and kicked Yin Shi onto a tree with blank eyes, "You're the most useless white-haired idiot cat!"

When looking at Yin whose whole head was kicked into the tree trunk, Gui turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng, "Your strength seems to be the same as when it was a human being."

"No, it's only three percent of the human form at most." Jiang Cheng shook his head, propped his chin and analyzed slowly: "At first, I thought it was because the synchronization rate didn't reach 100%, so the strength didn't recover, but now it doesn't seem to be the case. It should be that the physical ability is also limited by the cat's body."

"That's right." Gui nodded.

"It's amazing to be able to kill several adults in an instant!" Yinshi, who pulled his head out of the tree trunk, turned around and shouted angrily, "I've never seen a cat that can rob humans in that world!"

"Bastard! If it wasn't for me at that time, you would have changed from "Silver" to "Gen" now! "Jiang Cheng yelled angrily, "Can't you be more grateful to Dade?" ! Turning into a cat is also an ugly cat with natural curls! "

"Huh?!" Yinshi instantly became upset, and a big red # character appeared on his forehead. He stepped forward and stood in front of Jiang Cheng, gritted his teeth and said, "Did you do it on purpose? Let me explain in advance. After becoming a cat, it is different from when it was a human. Cats with natural curly hair are more popular! Remember it!"

"Cut!" Jiang Cheng cut his face in disdain, then turned his head again, and continued with a look of disdain: "It looks like a dirty ugly cat with blown hair that has never been cared for in a pet shop. Who would like it? Please stay away from me a little, I don't want to be infected by you. "Even if you become a cat, you can't escape the natural curly virus."

"Brat, do you want to be killed by me right now?" Yin Shi gritted his teeth even more, "Is it amazing to have soft hair? Do you want to die?"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng replied with a look of disdain, "Is it just because of your "ugly cat"? ! "

"Calm down, you two," Gui stepped forward to separate the two...no...two cats, "That kind of thing doesn't matter, the most important thing now is to restore the body to its original state."

"How can it be indifferent!" Yin Shibai roared angrily, and at the same time raised his foot and kicked Gui's stomach heavily, "This bastard told me the most unbearable words!"

Gui clutched his stomach for a moment, groaned in pain and spat out a mouthful of blood.

"This bastard is still refusing to accept the reality!" While shouting, Jiang Cheng swung an uppercut claw to Gui's chin and beat him to the sky. "A man of his age still refuses to accept the reality! I'm so angry!"

Gui, who was lying on the ground and twitching constantly, said weakly: "By the way... it has nothing to do with me, right? Why did you beat me up?"

...

"In short," Gui, who sat down again, analyzed with his paws in his arms, "you will be punished for defiled the tomb, as long as the tomb...ah! Restoring the tomb to its original...ah, it hurts! Restoring the tomb to its original...it hurts!"

Gui stood up and looked at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, who were sitting on both sides of him but were still punching each other constantly, and scolded with blank eyes: "Can you two brats be more modest! Why do you always accidentally hurt me?! Do you want to be punished by me? You two bastards!"

"Intuit!" ×2

Only then did Jiang Cheng and Yinshi stop their movements, clasped their hands together and spat contemptuously to one side.

Gui, who was spit on the face by two cats and one cat, was silent for a few seconds, and then directly threw himself at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, and shouted at the same time with blank eyes: "Go to hell! You two!"

"Calm down! Calm down!" Kondo hastily reached out and grabbed Gui's two front legs, "Don't quarrel at this time! We have more important things to do! Finding a way to recover your body is the most important thing!"

"Those two brats definitely did it on purpose!" Gui cursed with blank eyes while struggling, "Let go of me! I'm going to kill them both today! Ah...so stinky! Their saliva stinks so badly! The cat...it smells like uncle's cat!"

"Who is Uncle Mao?!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi stood up at the same time and scolded with blank eyes.

"Hurry up and stop!!" Kondo shouted with some breakdown.

"You stink too!" Gui Bie said with a painful face, "It smells like the bad breath of an uncle orangutan! Stay away from me! Please!"

"Who is the uncle orangutan?!" Kondo yelled with white eyes and saliva flying all over the place.

A melee begins...

...

The three cats and one chimpanzee who had just vented and became dirty sat down again.

Gui, whose blood was not completely dry under his nose, said, "Continue with the topic just now, because we will suffer retribution for defiled the tomb. As long as the tomb is restored to its original state, maybe our body can also be restored to its original state."

"Return to the original?" Yin Shi, who had one eye and half of his face swollen high, looked at Gui with an idiotic look, and said angrily, "Do you want to put the excrement back into your ass!"

"In short, first dig out the garbage thrown here and the buried poop." Gui suggested.

"Are you kidding! That's what you two did, right?!" Yin Shi pointed at Jiang Cheng and Gui and cursed.

"Tch, let's try it first," said Jiang Cheng, who was completely intact, and looked up at Kondo who was lying on the ground with no good place to live. "Hey, orangutan, go and clean up the garbage beside the grave over there, and take care of these two stupid cats who are not even as good as garbage."

"Do you still want to fight?!" Yin Shi scolded.

Kondo slowly got up, staggered to the grave, bent down and began to clean up the garbage in aggrieved manner.

"Don't show that expression." Jiang Cheng seemed a little unbearable, and continued: "After the end, if it returns to the original state, I will introduce you to the lovely female orangutan."