Maybe a Fake Gintama

Seeing Kondo who got excited instantly because of Jiang Cheng's words, Gintoki became expressionless...

Three minutes later...

Looking at the tomb where the rubbish had been cleaned up in front of him, Jiang Cheng looked at his unchanged body again, propped his chin and meditated.

"Isn't it okay?" Jiang Cheng said slowly with a solemn face, "Isn't it still okay after cleaning up?"

"Hmph," Gui hummed, and said with a natural smile, "Of course, you should handle your own shit. Like your perfunctory way of letting the orangutan handle it, the cats buried below will not feel your sincerity at all!"

"No, you are the only one who can shit on graves all over the world." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

Ignoring Jiang Cheng's complaints, Gui got up and walked towards the small grave, then stopped in front of the grave and raised his right paw, "Take care of everything! When I recover, I will definitely come to feed you often!"

Looking at Gui who was pawing the small grave with his right paw, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi looked away with disgust at the same time and retched at the same time.

"Ouch, it's so disgusting..." Yinshi said with a disgusted face.

At this time, Gui, who was constantly digging the small mound, suddenly stopped his hands and looked at the small mound in front of him thoughtfully.

After two seconds of silence, Gui, who got what, suddenly turned around, slightly bent his hind legs and turned his butt towards the small mound, and at the same time closed his eyes, his whole body began to shake slightly due to the force.

"Why are you pointing your butt towards the grave?!" Yin Shibai scolded loudly with eyes wide open.

"No...not good!" Gui, who came to his senses, murmured to himself with his head covered in cold sweat, "The cat's habit made me careless...I didn't expect that the synchronization rate with the cat has increased to such a level meow~"

"Meow your head!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi cursed at the same time, and at the same time kicked Gui to the ground.

"It seems that catification is still going on, meow~" Gui analyzed slowly after getting up.

"Hey, don't say "meow" to me anymore," Yinshi reminded with an unhappy face, "It makes people angry, it's not cute at all! "

"I really have nothing to do with you, so leave it to me first!" He said, accompanied by the opening song of the Japanese version of Journey to the West in 1978, Kondo turned around and jumped and firmly grabbed a branch of a big tree, then turned to look at Jiang Cheng and the three and continued, "Philippine bananas or Taiwanese bananas, which one do you like? Decide before I come back!"

After all, Kondo turned his head and screamed like an ape, moving the branches from tree to tree and slowly disappearing into the depths of the forest.

"That guy...it seems hopeless to recover..." Gintoki complained silently.

"No, it looks more like he has returned to his original state." Jiang Cheng answered silently.

...

next morning.

In the open space in front of the shrine, an old lady with glasses and a kind face, the real owner of the shrine, squatted on the ground, looking kindly at the wild cats who were eating in front of her.

"Come here, cats, you must be full~" the old lady said, looking at the wild cats who were sitting around a few plates and eating with their heads down.

As soon as the old lady finished speaking, all the wild cats who had just eaten the cat food on the plate began to yawn and fell asleep.

"What's wrong? Are you sleepy? Then go to sleep..." the old lady said softly.

Then one after another, the wild cats lay down on the ground, closed their eyes comfortably, and fell into a lethargic sleep.

It wasn't until the last cat fell asleep that a strange man's voice came from in front of the shrine.

"Oh, thank you for your great assistance. As expected of someone who can get close to them."

A group of male members of the Kabukicho Town Club, holding boxes in their arms, walked over slowly, and the man with the mustache on his face who was walking in the front row said to the old lady with some emotion.

"Although I feel very pitiful, this is also to keep them alive." The old lady stood up and said with a smile on her face, then looked down at the members of the town club who were carefully packing each cat into a special box, and carefully reminded: "Please treat them gently."

"No problem, they will be released immediately after the ligation." Mustache said with a smile.

The three cats and one gorilla hiding under the floor of the shrine watched the whole process.

"Even the landlord colluded with them, and they actually put medicine in the food..." Gui held his little paw and showed resentment at the same time, "Humans are really despicable and shameless creatures!"

"You are human too." Yin Shi reminded with a deadpan face.

"I don't believe in humans anymore!" Kondo, who could only lie on the ground because of his size, lowered his head and said angrily, "Humans all over the world are watching our bananas!"

As he said that, Kondo raised his head and cried tearfully, "We have to buy all the bananas of humans before we are killed!"

"No one is spying on your dirty banana at all!" Yin Shibai complained loudly, and then looked again at the members of the town club who had put all the cats in the box and were saying goodbye to the shrine owner. After spitting, he continued, "Really, TAMA who collects cats, are they planning to summon Shenlong?"

As for Jiang Cheng who has been thinking about it since just now, for some reason, Jiang Cheng always feels that there is something wrong with those guys in town club uniforms, which are different from the guys in town club uniforms he has seen the previous two times.

Although the members of the previous two town associations looked fierce, they always felt that something was wrong. This time, there seemed to be an indescribable meaning on the faces of these guys.

"I haven't eaten for a whole day." Yin Shi, lying on the ground, shook his tail, "The tail looks like a sausage."

As he said that, Yin Shi raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng who was standing aside, "Hey, didn't you say you went back to get some food last night... Eh? What were you thinking?"

"No, it's nothing." Jiang Cheng, who came back to his senses, shook his head, and then laughed twice, "About yesterday's incident, it can't be done, just after entering Jiyuan, Baihua discovered it, and finally escaped from their hands. It seems that Yueyue gave an order to catch cats in Jiyuan yesterday. What about you? Didn't you say to go back to Wanshiwu to get something to eat?"

"Ah, I finally got in through the window and carefully avoided Dingchun, but just after I opened the refrigerator, I was kicked out by your strange niece who was sleepwalking." Gintoki complained with a face of contempt, "Even though he was sleepwalking, he still shouted, "This is my refrigerator!" Your niece is really amazing. Night Rabbit? No, I think she is a mad dog protecting food, right? "

"Ahaha..." Jiang Cheng turned his face away and smiled awkwardly.

"Leaving aside the matter of returning to the original state, it seems that the most urgent task is to ensure the food first~" Gui said.

"Hey, didn't everyone tell you not to say meow?!" Yin Shi cursed.

"Then how do we ensure food?" Kondo continued.

"Hey, is it over?" Yin Shi said helplessly.

"That depends on whether you are hunting mice or begging for food from humans." Gui replied.

"Are you kidding me!" Kondo yelled in dissatisfaction, and then slammed his fist on the ground heavily, "How could a samurai do such a thing?! If you want me to do something that is inferior to a domestic animal, you might as well just let me die!"

"Yes, yes!" Jiang Cheng echoed, "I wouldn't do that kind of thing either! Hiccup~"

"Wait a minute," Yin Shi looked at Jiang Cheng with contempt on his face, "What happened to your last "burp~"? "

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, and then, as if he suddenly thought of something, he showed a look of impatience: "I see, you must be talking about the last "meow"! Ah, I really can't stand it, I didn't expect that I gradually began to become more and more feline, how can I repair it! hiccup~"

"Don't think about fooling around! You bastard!" Yin Shi got up and stood on two feet while pointing at Jiang Chengbai and scolding, "I must go to eat alone food! I couldn't help hiccuping just now! I really can't help hiccuping! It smells like cola and fried chicken! It's like this since I was a child. Every time I just want to eat alone food, I always go secretly when I go to the sister's house next door to eat braised pork! You bastard!"

"No, I didn't eat anything." Jiang Cheng turned his face away and replied.

"Wipe off the oil stains on the corners of your mouth before you say this, you bastard!" After saying that, Yin Shi directly threw himself at Jiang Cheng, "wig, orangutan, let's go together! Let this guy take out all the food he hid!"

Kondo/Katsura: "Understand Ho!/Meow!"

...

Looking at the three French fries found behind Jiang Cheng, Gintoki, Katsura and Kondo fell silent.

"Eat it, eat it," Jiang Cheng stood up and patted his chest and said, "This is my last food, eat it quickly! I don't even want to eat it myself! It's just for the three of you!"

"What a ghost!" Yin Shi threw the french fries in his hand to the ground, "Is there only one french fries for each of us when we eat fried chicken ourselves?! And there's not even ketchup!"

"I can't help it. There is only a little left of yesterday's 50,000 yuan." Jiang Cheng shrugged and said, "It's impossible to feed everyone. In this case, the best way is to feed one of them."

"The best way is to make us full!" Yinshi yelled, spitting and yelling, "Don't you know how much you eat?! The little bit left over is enough for us to eat!"

"Sure enough..." Gui, who was chewing French fries, said vaguely, "French fries won't work without ketchup."

"No, I think it's okay," Kondo said while eating, "The original French fries have a different flavor."

"Did you really eat it?! By the way, you two are too easily satisfied!" Yin Shi shouted a little frantically.

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