Maybe a Fake Gintama

"I see," Kondo nodded and said, then waved at everyone and turned around, but suddenly thought of something, turned his head and asked: "Master House, can I bring you Chris Hemsworth's autograph? As for Your Excellency Fangichi, can Tessa Thompson be okay?"

"It's your size!" Yin Shibai scolded, "And I don't like the new work of the man in black at all! I only like the previous trilogy!"

"Stop arguing!" Fang Yi couldn't help but yelled, "That kind of stuff doesn't matter anymore! What's important is that I'm going to show you something! Follow up quickly! You bastards!"

This time, Jiang Cheng and the others calmed down, and once again followed Fangyi silently.

"Sure enough..." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then sighed softly and looked at Fang Yi who was walking in front, "Fang Yi likes the new work, and it's all because Yinshi you just said too much and made him angry."

"That's right, Yinshi," Gui closed his eyes and echoed, "No matter how you say it, what you just said is too much. Only by belittling the new work as worthless will it make Fang Yidian angry. You must know that even if it is a new work that looks like shit, there will be people who like it."

"No, it's you who are the worst one, right?" Yinshi complained speechlessly, "It's called shit directly, and it's called a guy who likes shit. But after all, does it really like that kind of "dung work"? The interest is really strange. "

"In my opinion, there is no difference between the two of you..." Jiang Cheng silently complained expressionlessly.

"But having said that, is it really okay for us to wander around this kind of place?" Gintoki asked doubtfully, and then looked at Fangyi who was walking in the front again, "Where does he want to take us?"

"Maybe we can take us to a cat shop for a drink." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"No more! There is no such shop in the world of cats!" Yin Shibai complained.

"That may be to teach us how to hunt." Gui said.

"Huh?" Gintoki uttered a doubt, and looked at Fangyi in front of him again, "Why did that guy do that? He was a vicious guy who suddenly attacked us after we turned into cats."

"No, I haven't experienced that kind of trial." Jiang Cheng reminded.

"Shut up! You cat!"

"Who is a house cat?! Do you want to die?!"

"Actually, I have never experienced that kind of trial," Kondo said, "It's so strange."

"It's so strange about your size!" Gintoki yelled, "You're not even a cat, you're just an orangutan!"

"Actually, I also accepted the baptism, but I was very puzzled," Gui continued self-consciously, "I believe you two can also see that His Highness Fangyi didn't feel serious at that time. And basically all the new cats have received that baptism, but none of them has been seriously injured. As long as they see that the other party does not flinch and dares to face themselves, they will stop."

At this moment, a girl's exclamation suddenly came from below. At the same time, Jiang Cheng and others also noticed the scene below. At this time, a group of girls were chatting about girls' topics at the entrance of the alley.

"Look! The cats are walking in line!" A girl pointed to the four cats and the orangutan on the eaves of the alley.

Fang Yi, who was walking at the head of the crowd, jumped down first,

It landed steadily in front of a group of girls.

"Ah, isn't this Fangyi?" A Liang, who was wearing a red checkered bathrobe, put his hands on his knees, leaned over and looked at Fangyi, "Have you brought your good friends out to play?"

Immediately afterwards, A Liang stretched out his hand, and at the same time Fang Yi also walked towards A Liang.

"Ah Liang, do you know it?" A girl beside him asked doubtfully.

Ah Liang, who was constantly scrubbing Fang's chin, replied, "It's a wild cat that often comes to the store to beg for food."

As he spoke, Aliang began to stroke Fangyi's head, and Fangyi also showed a face of enjoyment, constantly rubbing his head against Aliang's hand and making the unique "purr purring" sound that cats only make when they are very comfortable.

Looking at Yoshiichi who was surrounded by girls below, Gintoki's whole cat was not well.

"Then...what's the matter with that guy? Why is he so popular?" Yinshi complained in surprise, "He's just an uncle, and he looks so ugly!"

"Listen well," Fang Yi turned to look at Jiang Cheng and other cats, "Food is not something you can just find. Young girls are very good targets. Not only do they like cute things, but many of them think they are cute when they say they are cute to animals. In addition, there are single young people who are afraid of loneliness, and curious snot-nosed ghosts are also good targets. After finding the target, you have to please her anyway and act cute. Listen! The most important thing is to behave, and the goal is to be ugly and cute!"

Looking at Fang Yi who was lying on the ground enjoying the girls touching his belly, Jiang Cheng complained with a look of contempt: "No, I think you just want to be touched by girls there, right? You old cat!"

Just after Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Kondo couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted excitedly: "Ugly and cute?! Does this kind of dreamlike style exist in the animal world?! I do what I do! My true destination may be here!"

As he said that, Kondo turned around and began to tidy up himself in a hurry. About two seconds later, Kondo who had packed himself turned around.

"How is it? Ugly and cute? Disgusting and cute?" Kondo, who was dressed in the uniform of an ice cream truck girl clerk and had a yellow bow tied on her head, pointed her cheeks with two index fingers and asked Jiang Cheng and the others while shaking her head from side to side.

"It's ugly and disgusting," Yinshi replied silently, and then continued with a serious face: "It's not possible at all! Your ugly element is too strong! Ordinary practices will only make the situation worse! It will only make it more annoying!"

"What are you talking about?! Don't underestimate the gorilla!" Kondo retorted angrily: "Do you know the scientific name of the orangutan? It's the orangutan orangutan (; ; )! Everywhere you go, you are an orangutan! Even if you reincarnate, you are an orangutan! Help me——!"

(; ; : The scientific name of the most common group of mountain gorillas,)

"Calm down! Orangutan, orangutan!" Gui said, "We will only be defeated one by one if we act alone! Do you know the Shimura Zoo? Just the chimpanzee walking with the puppy is very popular. We will use the orangutan and cat version of that! "Orangutan Shimura guerrilla warfare!"

(Shimura Zoo (Dog orangutan Adventure): A Japanese variety show, the content is that chimpanzees and bulldogs complete the daily tasks of human beings together, the host is Shimura Ken, etc.)

"I see!"

"Then hurry up and call Shimura Ken!" Gui continued.

"I see! I'm going to Dongcun Mountain!" Kondo nodded without thinking.

(East Village Mountain: The hometown of Shimura Ken, a famous Japanese comedian.)

"Hey! It has nothing to do with Shimura!" Yin Shibai complained.

"Only when that funny Teshimura is crying and laughing will it resonate with the audience!" Gui retorted solemnly.

"That's just Shimura's tear-gassing and shitting operation!"

As soon as Yinshi finished speaking, Jiang Cheng's voice suddenly came from the side, "Hey, are you still discussing that kind of useless battle plan here? Hiccup~"

"Did you steal food again, kid?!" Looking at the oil stains on Jiang Cheng's mouth that hadn't been wiped clean, Yin Shi spittled and scolded, "Can't you take us with you?! Bastard!"

"However, I just saw you chatting so vigorously, so I can't bear to disturb you." Jiang Cheng wiped his face with his paw a few times and continued, "But I can tell you my battle plan just now. Thanks to that, I was full just now. Hiccup~"

"Hey, Jiang," Fang Yi hurriedly said, "No, they can't do it, and only a guy like you can use that method! Their level..."

Looking at Fang Yi's hesitant to speak, Yinshi felt an inexplicable anger in his heart: "What's wrong with our level?! You should explain it clearly to me! Are you saying that the three of us are inferior to it?!"

"Yeah! How can we compare to it!" Kondo shouted dissatisfied.

"Don't underestimate warriors!" Gui shouted.

"Look? They look like that, even if you stop them, it's useless." Jiang Cheng said indifferently, "Okay, I'll donate the props I just used to you for free. If you want to try it, go ahead."

Half a minute later, Jiang Cheng looked at the two cats and one gorilla in front of him and said, "Yo Xi, it's done! Let's go!"

Gintoki, Katsura and Kondo fell into a long silence as they looked at the small wooden plaque hanging on their chests.

The sign says:

"Service Items: Price"

"Scrub chin: 1000 yuan"

"Touch the head: 2000 yuan"

"Touching the back: 3000 yuan"

"Touching the belly: 5,000 yuan"

"Disclaimer: The prices displayed are all for one minute. If it reaches five minutes, you can get a 20% discount! Finally, please note that private parts are not allowed to be touched! A fine of 300 million will be fined if touched!!"

"What kind of black shop is this?!" Yinshi complained frantically, "It's too expensive! How could anyone come!"

"No, I made a lot of money by relying on this." Jiang Cheng retorted, "I just went to Xuxuyuan to eat until I was full. Hiccup~"

"How did the wild cat get into that high-end barbecue restaurant?!" Yin Shibai shouted with saliva flying all over his eyes, and then turned his head to look at Gui and Kondo, "You two..."

Yinshi, who just opened his mouth to say something, suddenly found that the two were squatting on the side of the street, constantly calling out to passers-by.

"Hoho~ (Miss, let's play together?)" Kondo kept winking at one lady after another, "Hoho! (Today's discount~ You can touch your whole body for only 500 yuan~)"

"Meow~ (The new store is open, you can play with you for a long time with only 400 yuan~)" Gui greeted, "Meow (you can touch the meat ball~)"

"The two of them...really hopeless..." Yin Shi silently complained.

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