Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Ho Ho! Ho Ho Ho Ho! Oh Ho! (Miss A Miao! It's me! It's me! I'm Kondo!" Kondo raised his hands and shouted as he ran towards A Miao, completely ignoring Gintoki and Katsura who were dragged by him behind him, who were almost suffocated.

And A Miao also noticed something, looking at the orangutan who was running towards her and the two cats, one white and one black, who were standing on both feet behind the orangutan struggling to pull the rope but were still being dragged and sliding on the ground, covered their mouths and let out a surprised sound.

"Oh! What's that?! The cat is taking the gorilla for a walk! Idiot cute~!"

After hearing this, Yinshi's whole cat froze for a moment, and Kondo also stopped in front of A Miao at the same time.

"Generally speaking, orangutans are smarter than cats, aren't they?" A Miao clasped her hands lightly in front of her chest, and continued with some surprise, "Generally, orangutans take cats for a walk, right? But this orangutan is so powerful! What an idiot! What an idiot, how cute!"

[Bai... so cute as an idiot? 】Yin Shi thought a little speechlessly.

"Where did you come from, this silly kid? How idiot is he?" As she spoke, A Miao stretched out her hand and gently stroked Kondo's head, "Did he escape from the idiot's zoo? Yoshiyoshi~"

"Ho Ho... (Miss A Miao...that Ms. A Miao is stroking my head!)" Kondo covered his face with tears streaming down his face, raised his head and cried, "Ho Ho!! (It's great to be born a gorilla!)"

"No, you're not a gorilla..." Yin Shi complained speechlessly.

"Don't just be happy, beg for food quickly." Fang Yi reminded.

"Food doesn't matter anymore! As long as I have this memory, I can live my whole life!" Kondo clenched his fists and shouted vigorously.

"It's so noisy!" Yin Shibai shouted angrily, "Anyway, hurry up and ask for food!"

"Xiao Jiu, they seem to be hungry," A Miao asked, who seemed to have found something, "Is there anything I can give them?"

"It's a pity, now..." As he said that, Kubei began to grope around his body, and two seconds later he took out a boneless ham that was several times larger than Yinshi's current body, "I didn't bring anything else except this boneless ham."

"Meow! (That!)" Yin Shi stretched out his front paw and yelled frantically, "Meow! (We don't want anything except that! Give me! Give me that! By the way, why does this guy carry such a big fast meat with him? Is he planning to attack Castlevania?)"

"That's right, there's only boneless ham." A Miao covered her mouth and said, then looked at the cats and orangutans in front of her, "Then there's nothing I can do."

"Sorry, I only have boneless ham now." Jiubingwei said apologetically, "Next time I will bring something better."

"Meow! (Huh? Wait! I just said that and it's fine!)" Looking at Kubei who was holding the boneless ham in his hand like a basketball and constantly twirling it with his index finger, Gintoki continued to shout, "Meow! (The boneless ham is not used here, when do you plan to save it?)"

"Xiao Jiu, it's time for us to go." A Miao looked sideways at Jiu Bingwei, squinted and said with a smile, "It's just repairing the TV, but I'm sorry to ask you to make a special trip."

"No problem," Jiubingwei stopped his hands and raised the boneless ham with one hand,

"Bang on the TV with this boneless ham and you're done."

"Meow! (That can be done without boneless ham!)" Yin Shibai crazily complained.

"I'm sorry," A Miao looked down at Yinshi, apologetically saying, "The boneless ham is a bit too salty for you, it's not good for your health."

"Meow! (It's okay! Don't worry about such trivial things!)"

"Instead," said A Miao, took out a black lunch box from her cuff and placed it in front of Yinshi, "I tried to make this."

After finishing all this, A Miao and Jiubingwei turned and left without stopping.

"This thing is harmful to the body and has no benefit!" Looking at the dark substance in the lunch box that was still emitting an ominous dark aura, Gintoki couldn't help shouting, "What a terrible situation! After letting us take a look at the ham, only the dark substance was left behind, those women! I just pulled a lot of dung and went back! Bastard!"

What Gintoki didn't notice was that Kubei stopped at this moment, and after saying something to A Miao, he turned around and was slowly walking in his direction.

"Shimura fights to shit." Gui said from the side.

"Hey! Give me the rope!" As he spoke, Yinshi kicked Fan Gui and began to stamp on it vigorously, cursing as he stepped on: "This guy is going to become a ham now! You bastard!"

"Wait! Look!" Gui hurriedly pointed to the front and reminded aloud.

"Huh?" Yin Shi stopped his movements and turned his head to look over.

I saw Jiubingwei came back again at some time, and now he was standing in front of the two cats.

"I'm sorry," Jiubingwei made a silent gesture, blushed slightly and said softly, "Keep it a secret from A Miao."

At this moment, the image of Jiubingwei in Yinshi's heart suddenly became taller, more selfless, and more considerate!

Gintoki was moved incoherently as he looked at Kubei, who was blushing slightly in the background bathed in pink shiny special effects.

"Meow... Meow! (Ku... Jiubingwei Jun! Did he change his mind? Come and give us ham...)"

Yinshi hadn't finished speaking yet, Jiubingwei had already started to move, and she showed yearning and leaned over and grabbed a handful of dark matter from the lunch box and put it in her arms, then turned around and walked briskly towards A Miao.

"...Is it just taking away some dark matter?!" After being stunned for two seconds, Yinshi couldn't help complaining: "Can you eat it? Can that one be eaten? How much do you like A Miao! That child!"

(By the way, at this time, on the other side, Jiang Cheng was still running for his life in the streets of Edo, behind him were a group of Baihua members who didn't even know how to write the word abandonment.)

"How could this happen..." Kondo knelt on the ground, put his hands on the ground, and shouted in disbelief: "After all my efforts, I didn't even get a single piece of food... This is the world of stray cats in Kabukicho..."

"It's just a failed hunt, don't be so downcast," Fang said, facing the side of the street, "Stick up your tail and observe the front carefully, you see..."

The two cats and the orangutan looked in the direction of Fangyi's line of sight, and saw that on a wooden bench on the side of the road, a captain of the first team of the Shake S team in a Shinsengumi uniform was leaning on the bench with his eyes closed.

"Isn't that Sougo? You must be looking for me everywhere!" Kondo said emotionally, "I'm sorry for making you worry."

Perhaps because the eyes of the two cats and one orangutan were too strong, Sougo opened his eyes, and looked in the direction of Gintoki from time to time as if casually but also as if caring.

"Ah, he's looking this way," Yinshi reminded in a low voice, "Hey, he looks this way from time to time."

As he said that, Gintoki suddenly noticed that Sougo's cheeks were slightly red, but it was fleeting, and he said in surprise, "Ah! I'm blushing! What? Do you like cats? Does that child like cats?"

"No! I like orangutans! I must be looking for me who is missing like an orangutan!" Kondo retorted.

As soon as Kondo finished speaking, Sougo, who was sitting on the bench, moved. He reached into his arms and found a Shinsengumi sausage, and began to peel off the skin slowly.

"Ah! Isn't that a sausage!" Yinshi exclaimed.

"Masengumi sausage! My favorite Mansengumi sausage!" Kondo shouted.

"No!" Gui retorted, "Not your sausage! And my favorite Shinsengumi sausage!"

This is, Sougo, who had already peeled off the sausage's skin, shook the sausage slightly when he held it towards Silver.

"Bastard! You're obviously a patriot, what are you talking about?!" Kondo shouted angrily, "That's a sausage that only Shinsengumi can eat!"

"Idiot! You are not a Shinsengumi now! You are just a gorilla!" Gui retorted.

"I told you not to use the scientific name! Be careful, I really killed you!" Kondo shouted angrily.

But at this moment, Kondo and Gui suddenly noticed that Gintoki, who was beside him, had already rushed to Sougo first, lay on the ground with his stomach turned over, and was beaten to death, followed by the shaking sausage in Sougo's hand, shaking his head and showing off his cuteness.

"You bastard! What are you trying to sell?!" Kondo shouted angrily.

"I'm the only one who can show cuteness to that guy!" Gui shouted and rushed forward, tearing at Yinshi.

"Are you really a patriot?!"

Kondo, who was belatedly aware of it, rushed over after making complaints, and a chaotic battle between two cats and an orangutan began.

"Shut up! Now I'm just Gui Guigui!" Gui argued loudly.

"It's still Gui!" Kondo raged, "Let go! The sausage is mine!"

Gui: "No! It's mine!"

But at this moment, the coat of a sausage was thrown directly on Kondo's face. At this moment, the two cats and the orangutan stopped and looked at Sougo in front of them.

Sougo casually threw the sausage without the coat into his mouth, chewing while looking at the wonderful combination in front of him, showing a look of confusion.

"Huh? What are you doing?"

In an instant, Yinshi's face became expressionless.

With a click, Sougo took a photo of the combination of two cats and an orangutan in front of him, then turned around and walked away leisurely with his pockets in his pocket.

"Hey, can I call the thing hanging under that guy's crotch a sausage?" Gintoki asked blankly.

"What are you talking about? You can't be wrong! That's sausage!" Kondo clenched his fists and shouted angrily.

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