Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Stinky boy! I want to help you with a ligation!!" Yinshi's eyes were already glowing fiercely.

"Wait! There is also a target over there!" Fang Yi reminded loudly.

(At this time, Jiang Cheng on the other side had already run a full circle around Edo, but he still couldn't get rid of Baihua's relentless pursuit.)

"Huh?" Gintoki uttered a doubtful sound, then turned his head and looked in the direction Yoichi pointed. After seeing the man with the V-shaped bangs in the Shinsengumi uniform sitting on the bench smoking a cigarette, he opened his eyes unconsciously, "That... that is!"

"Isn't that fourteen?!" Kondo said in surprise.

At the same time, Shishi, who realized that something was looking at him, also started to turn his face away, with a trace of unnaturalness on his face, and at the same time, his eyes dodged from time to time, seemingly inadvertently but a little deliberately, looking in the direction of Yinshi and the others.

"I always feel like I'm looking this way from time to time, what? It feels so disgusting." Yinshi looked at Fourteen and said with some disgust.

Seeing Shisi who took out a bottle of something yellow between solid and liquid from his bosom, Gui reminded, "It seems like he took something out of his bosom."

Immediately afterwards, Fourteen opened the bottle of mayonnaise in his hand, squeezed it in his hand, raised his face, and sniffed something with his nostrils wide open with a look of intoxication.

"Kondo-san, Kondo-san? Can I ask?" Gintoki asked.

"What's wrong?" Kondo replied.

"What is he doing?" Gintoki looked at Fourteen who was showing off the mayonnaise in his hand and continued, "What is that? Hey? What, do you want to be killed? Hey? Never thought about that kind of thing! Do you want to be killed?! You bastard! Why are you showing off? It's really hot! Do you think we want it? Hot!"

Seeing Shishi, who was constantly changing from one to another in order to show off the mayonnaise in his hands, Kondo covered his face with his hands, and couldn't bear to look directly at him: "Shishi! Stop posing! How embarrassing! Even I feel embarrassed!"

"I can't take it anymore!" After shouting angrily, Yinshi rushed up directly.

But when Yinshi was still a few steps away from Fourteen, Fourteen stood directly on the bench, squatted halfway, raised his head and ate a whole bottle of mayonnaise.

After doing all this, Fourteen turned his head to look at Yin Shi, whose face was covered with black lines, and asked knowingly, "Huh? What are you doing?"

Looking at Fourteen who was leaving with a cigarette in his mouth and his back in his pocket, Yin Shi immediately frowned, and scolded angrily with blank eyes: "What are you doing?! Kill him! I'm going to kill him!"

Kondo grasped Yinshi who was still struggling madly and wanted to rush to Fourteen with both hands, and at the same time persuaded him: "Forgive him, that guy is not used to it, not used to this kind of thing. I thought the whole world likes mayonnaise!"

Yin Shiqi's entire cat was not feeling well, its hair and tail were all fluffed up at the same time, and it was still panting heavily.

"Calm down, let's hunt the next one, let's go to the next target." Kondo comforted Gintoki's back while running along the hair.

After being comforted for a long time, Gintoki's anger gradually dissipated, his body gradually relaxed, and his tail and the furry hair all over his body returned to their normal state.

But at this moment, Fourteen's voice came from behind Yinshi.

"Hello"

seek sound,

Yinshi, who had just extinguished the fire just now, turned his head, and saw Fourteen in his pocket, with a faint but helpless smile on his face.

"Just kidding, keep it a secret from everyone." Fourteen said softly, then took out a bottle of mayonnaise from his arms, and squeezed it all onto the ground in front of Yinshi, forming a disgusting shape.

After squeezing, he threw the empty mayonnaise bottle on the ground. After doing all this, Fourteen turned and left without stopping.

But just after taking two steps, Fourteen stopped again, gave a thumbs up and chuckled while turning his face sideways, then turned his head again and continued to leave unhurriedly.

As for the silver ones, they have been suffocated until their eyes glow green, their heads are covered with black # characters, and their hair and tails stand tall.

"Go hunting!" Yin Shi gritted his back molars and said word by word.

(At this time, Jiang Cheng has already started the third round of fleeing around Edo.)

...

At dusk, Yin Shi, who was walking slowly behind Fang Yi, met Jiang Cheng who was almost paralyzed from exhaustion in a certain alley.

"I can't do it..." Jiang Cheng, who was paralyzed on the side of the alley, said out of breath, "This afternoon, at least... I ran around Edo ten times... Those women are terrible... I don't want to give up at all... Water, just give me some water... Please..."

Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo chose to ignore at the same time, and walked past Jiang Cheng without stopping.

"Hey! Don't ignore me! Where's the agreed teamwork?!" Jiang Cheng quickly got up and followed the crowd.

"The harvest in one day is zero, maybe we don't have the talent for wandering." Kondo sighed a little disappointed, and said as he walked.

"Hey! Don't ignore me!" Jiang Cheng interrupted.

"I don't need that kind of talent. Have you lost hope of getting back to the original?" Yinshi said angrily, then looked at Jiang Cheng who was aside, and continued with a look of contempt, "Go and get caught quickly, please, go back and be your house cat, and don't bother us anymore."

"Hey! Who is the house cat?!" Jiang Cheng shouted angrily.

"It's you!" Gintoki, Katsura and Kondo shouted at the same time.

But at this time, Yinshi suddenly realized that after walking out of the alley, Fang Yi went directly to a house, straightened up and scratched the sliding door with two front paws.

"Hey, what are you doing? Your Highness Fangyi." Gui, who followed the rest of the cats, asked aloud.

"No way, let me show you my treasured food." Fang Yi said.

"It seems that even in the world of cats, if you should hide your money, you will still hide it." Jiang Cheng shook his head and chuckled.

"Hey! This is not..." Yinshi suddenly noticed something.

Immediately afterwards, the sliding door was opened. Looking at the two women who appeared at the door, Jiang Cheng instantly became expressionless.

Without the slightest hesitation, Yue Yong leaned over and pinched Jiang Cheng's nape to lift Jiang Cheng up, and threw him into the pet cage in his hand, closing and locking the door in one go.

"Meow! (Wait!!)" Jiang Cheng stood on two feet, pawing and pulling the iron cage vigorously with both paws, "Meow! (Why is this the result?! Let me go! You stinky woman!)"

"Is this the cat you raised that likes to run around?" Grandma Dengshi looked at Jiang Cheng in the cage, and kindly reminded: "It seems that it is a cat that only likes to mix with wild cats. I don't recommend keeping this kind of cat. Maybe it will catch the disease of wild cats."

"Meow! (Who is her cat?! I'll kill you! Smelly old woman!)" Jiang Chengbai meowed.

"Ah, don't worry, after you have a cage, you shouldn't run away anymore." Yue Yong replied casually.

"However, it doesn't matter if you hang out with these ones." Granny Dengshi lowered her head and glanced at Fang Yi. "Long time no see, Fang Yi. How long has it been?"

"Ba...ba..." Yin Shi murmured in disbelief.

...

In Toshi's shop, Kondo was sitting cross-legged on the ground, gulping down the bananas in front of him, while Gintoki and Katsura buried their heads in eating the food in the cat food bowl on the ground in front of them.

Fang Yiwo lay on a chair at the front desk with his eyes closed and rested. As for Jiang Chengcheng, it was even worse. A small cage that had been strengthened countless times was tied with several thick and large iron chains, and there were several large iron locks on it.

"Meow! (Stop joking! In which world would there be such a cat cage!)" Jiang Chengbai yelled angrily, "Meow!! (By the way, I am not a cat raised by this woman at all! Gintoki! Wig! Orangutan! Fangichi! Help me!!)"

"Your cat is really rambunctious." Granny Dengshi looked at the cage placed at Yueyong's feet with great interest, "You really can't stop for a moment."

"It doesn't matter, if it is still like this in the future, I will consider neutering it." Yue Yong gently exhaled a puff of second-hand smoke, and replied lightly.

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng screamed even harder, scratching the big iron cage with his claws, "Meow! (You guys can definitely hear it?! Don't play dumb! Think of a way! Hurry up and save me! This woman is terrible!)"

"Meow~(Just accept your fate)" Yinshi said without raising his head, "Meow~(Domestic cats and wild cats are not the same breed.)"

"Meow (Yes, Jiang Cheng, everyone has their own way of life, come on.)" Gui echoed.

"Hoho! (Sorry, Yoshihara, that kind of woman can't even be an orangutan, so give up.)" Kondo continued.

"Meow! (You traitors!)" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth.

"Meow (no, you are the one who is least qualified to say this)" Yin Shi and Gui simultaneously complained.

"Be quiet!" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng coldly, and took out a handful of kunai from his bosom, "If you continue to make trouble, I will sterilize you right now!"

In an instant, Jiang Cheng became quiet, gritted his teeth and looked at Yue Yong, thinking resentfully in his heart: 【Wait for me to return to my original state! Stinky woman! 】

"It seems that this cat is also very easy to train. It will be quiet after a little threat." Granny Dengshi chuckled, then looked at Fangyi, and continued with some emotion: "But having said that, Fangyi, I really didn't expect you to bring friends here. It's really rare. I thought you were still a loner just like before. Really, you are getting better at making enemies."

As she said that, Granny Dengshi looked at the two cats and the orangutan who were crying and eating on the ground, "I tell you, this guy is not as bad as people say, he is just clumsier than other guys."

At this time, Fang Yi also opened his eyes, and after a disdainful cut, he jumped off the chair and walked towards the door without any nostalgia.

"What a long-winded old woman, hey, it's time to go, bastards." Fang shouted without looking back.

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