Maybe a Fake Gintama

"...The difference is that compared to the people at the top, I'm just a gangster hired by the underworld."

Fangyi continued to talk about his past, "As long as it is an order from above, no matter who is killed, countless lives have been taken with these hands. "I am not wrong, I am just hired so I can't help it." "

"...At that time, unlike me who was bound by my employer, a wild cat living freely came into my sight shiningly. I don't know when it started, feeding it became a part of my daily routine. On the days of killing, I only felt freedom when I was playing with it."

"It was after that that I didn't want to kill anymore. No matter how many people I cut, I can't feel the "weight of life". For the first time, I gradually felt it in the small life I touched with my own hands. "I will never cut people again", I made a promise with that guy without authorization. "

"But I still got an order from my employer, and I was close to the job of sending me to death. I probably realized that I was useless. I thought that if sending to death would take someone's life, it would be better to just die. That's what I thought..."

After being silent for a while, Fang Yi continued slowly: "When I regained consciousness, I realized that the surroundings had become a sea of ​​blood. In the sea of ​​blood, I saw a person like me lying there..."

"I became like this because I broke my promise, but that guy gave me back my body and let me continue to live, so I decided that I have been taking the unique thing until now, but this body, this body I got from that guy, is to protect the unique thing."

"Even if my ears are bitten off, or I am hated, or I become a lonely cat, I will protect this body until it turns into dust..."

"Sure enough," Gui's voice came from below, and he analyzed himself: "The act of abusing newcomers called baptism is also to protect cats? Whether you have the power to survive in Kabukicho, where the competition for survival is extremely fierce, you use your own body to screen it. In order to prevent innocent lives from disappearing, violent dictatorship is also to prevent wild cats from acting without authorization and to avoid disputes with humans. For the cats on this street, there is nothing better than "terror" suppress them. "

"It's good to be able to analyze to this point," Fang Yi looked down at Kondo and Katsura who woke up at some unknown time, "I can no longer teach you anything, and I will leave the rest to you. From today onwards, the boss cats of Kabukicho will be you!"

"What are you deciding on your own?!" Yinshi frowned instantly and complained frantically: "How could we become BOSS cats!"

"That's right!" Kondo raised his hand and said, "It's impossible to become a BOSS cat, please change it to a BOSS gorilla!"

"That's not the problem!" Gui shouted.

"If it's you guys, it's fine." Fang Yi closed his eyes and said slowly, "I'm already getting old, and I can't control those irritable guys anymore. The relationship with humans has deteriorated to the point where ball hunting has happened, and it's because of my lack of dominance."

"What are you talking about?" Gui retorted a little excitedly: "If the cats know that you want to protect them regardless of yourself, they will definitely change their ways! The boss cat on this street,

Apart from you, Your Highness Fangyi, there is no other one! "

"So you're just an idiot, wig," Jiang Cheng chuckled, then glanced at Fang Yi at the side, and continued jokingly, "Those are wild cats. If you treat them like domestic cats, there will be problems sooner or later."

"No, you are the only house cat here." Yin Shi complained silently.

"Almost forgot, in fact, your head, like the wig, is filled with a large number of mutated brain cells called idiots." Jiang Cheng snorted and replied casually, "BOSS cat? In a sense, isn't it the same as putting a collar on them, binding them with a rope, and putting them in a cage called "rules"? For those free wild cats, nothing is more difficult to accept. Don't you guys even understand this kind of thing? Are you idiots? "

"Perhaps what you said makes sense," Fang Yi shook his head and sighed softly. "From this point, it can be seen that I am not a boss cat material, but you are different. If a few of you work together, maybe you will become a completely different boss cat from me, and maybe you can change the way of life of the wild cats on this street."

After speaking, Fang jumped down, stared straight ahead with firm eyes, and continued without looking back: "But, I can't do it anymore. Now there are more important things that need my old bones. I will leave the rest to you."

"Don't you... want to catch the cats..." Thinking of something, Gintoki looked at Fangyi's back in surprise and murmured.

"Wait!" Jiang Cheng interrupted suddenly, "At the end, I have one more question to ask you!"

"Hurry up, I'm short on time." Fang said without looking back.

"That..." Jiang Cheng showed seriousness on his face, "You should have done "that kind of thing" after you became this body, right? Can you describe that feeling to us. "

Everyone: ...

"What are you thinking about in your head!" Yin Shi stood on two feet and hit Jiang Cheng's head hard with his paw, "Why do you ask such a question at this time?!"

"Aren't you curious?!" Jiang Cheng retorted, rubbing his head, "I heard that cats have thorns. Aren't you curious about what it feels like? You must be very curious too!"

"Indeed, I'm also a little curious." Gui nodded and said.

"No, I'm more curious about "that thing" about orangutans. " Kondo raised his hand.

"No... I don't feel anything..." Fang Yi said staggeringly.

"Did you...really do that kind of thing?" Gintoki twitched the corners of his eyes, looking at Fangyi with black lines all over his head.

"No, it looks like there isn't one," Jiang Cheng shook his head, "This tone sounds like a cherry cat."

"No...not..."

"Don't lie, your tone has been exposed." Jiang Cheng shook his head, sighed and said, "The guy who entrusted his body to you is really miserable, even at this point, he still hasn't got rid of the identity of a virgin cat..."

Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng's body suddenly hung in the air.

Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at a girl with a ball head and a boy with eyes beside him who was holding the nape of his neck, "Meow?"

"Yueyue, I found Alu," Kagura took out his mobile phone and dialed a number, "With a group of wild cats, it seems to be doing some very happy things, Aru."

"Is this Miss Yueyong's cat?" Xin Baji leaned down and glanced at Jiang Cheng, "It's pretty cute."

"Meow! (Hey, you guys, think of a way!)" Jiang Cheng yelled at Yinshi, "Meow! (With my current body, I can't deal with this kind of tough little girl! Find a way for me!)"

Yin Shi and the others silently turned their faces away, turning a deaf ear to Jiang Cheng's cries for help.

"Xin Hachi, this ugly cat looks like Silver Sauce!" Kagura pointed at Yin Shi and looked at Xin Hachi, "Natural curly hair looks like Alu."

"Meow! (Who is the ugly cat?!)" Yin Shibai yelled.

"It's a bit similar, even the dead fish eyes are exactly the same. But now is not the time to talk about it. The commission has been completed, and it's time to go back, Kagura-chan." Shinhachi said with a smile, and then turned to Gintoki and waited for the cat to say hello.

...

It wasn't until Kagura and Shin Hachi walked away that Fangichi spoke again: "The next thing is left to you, goodbye."

After finishing speaking, Fang Yi started slowly towards the front...

But at this moment, a group of wild cats slowly gathered around.

"Hoichi, you look very happy to have made a good friend!"

"Call us if you want to play~"

After glancing at the group of malicious wild cats surrounding her, Fang asked coldly, "You guys, what are you trying to do?"

"Hmph, Fangyi, it's really hard for you to keep stepping on our heads and dominating us."

"But that's it!"

"We will hand you over to the city management after you have been disabled. There is no need for boss cats on this street anymore. We will regain our freedom!"

After all, all the wild cats frowned at the same time, raised their tails and showed their paws, bared their teeth and screamed fiercely at Fang Yi.

"Damn it?!" Yinshi jumped down and landed firmly beside Gui, "Tch, I was really hit by that idiot..."

"Stop!" Gui shouted, "You guys know what kind of mood His Royal Highness Fangyi has been guarding until now..."

"Stop talking nonsense! Get rid of you too!"

"Don't let go of these BOSS cat candidates!"

As soon as the words fell, the group of wild cats rushed towards this side.

"Run!" After yelling, Fang Yi turned her head and glanced at Yin Shi and the others, "I will leave the rest to you!"

"Fang Yi!!" Silver Toki shouted.

But it was too late, several wild cats had already jumped on Fang Yi's body with their teeth and claws, their sharp claws tightly grasped Fang Yi's flesh, and ruthlessly bit Fang Yi's flesh.

In just a few seconds, Fang Yi's body was covered with scars, and even blood began to drip onto the ground.

But Fang Yi seemed to not care at all, started again and walked towards the front direction, and at the same time said unhurriedly: "This will save trouble, I just want to see the stupid faces of those guys caught by the urban management, well, show me the way."

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