Maybe a Fake Gintama

Looking at Xiaoyu who appeared at the door, Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, then he couldn't help but suddenly laughed, and at the same time, the murderous aura in the whole room disappeared.

"Hahaha..." Jiang Cheng covered his stomach and couldn't stop laughing, "I really convinced that old woman, she actually sent another TAMA, she really put it together, ahhahaha..."

"Master Jiang Cheng just said that as long as he sees TAMA, he will go back." Xiaoyu who was standing at the door continued, "So we can go back now."

"Stop, Jiangzi." Xixiang's voice also came from the door, "Although I don't know what enmity you have with them, I hope you can stop. They are not hopeless guys."

"Who is Jiang Zi?!" Jiang Cheng yelled angrily with blue veins and white eyes, "I'll kill you! Your soul is light!"

After all, after calming down, Jiang Cheng slowly got up and walked towards the door, talking while walking.

"After all, I said that I would go back as soon as I saw TAMA. Now that I see another TAMA (Xiaoyu), I can only go back. After all, as a man, you can't break your promise. This is the basic. Also, I didn't expect that even an old man's TAMA would have an old lady thinking about it~ To be honest, I was a little surprised~"

As he said that, Jiang Cheng stopped, raised his hand lightly, and continued without looking back: "That guy with a 30-70 head at the back, don't you like 30-70? Then multiply the reward by 7/3 and spit it out to the wild cats on this street. And for a month and 30 days, you bathed and dewormed seven stray cats every day. You must have a friendly expression~ You must show that kind of sweet, sweet smile~ That old man over there remembers to supervise~ It’s a normal old age life for an elderly person to pat cats and bask in the sun~”

"It's really a kid who can talk to himself," Jiro said with a snort, "but...it does sound good. I agreed."

"Head!" Kuroju Katsuo said hastily, "I hate it the most..."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng made a sound of doubt.

In an instant, Katsuo Kurokoma obediently shut his mouth.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai started to accompany Xiaoyu and slowly walked out of the gate of the Ditch Rat Group, leaving only a group of members of the Ditch Rat Group looking at each other in blank dismay.

"Jiang Zi~ Long time no see, would you like a drink at his club?" Xi Xiang, who was leaning outside the door, proposed with his thick arms in his arms.

"Believe it or not, I'll kill you now?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, but couldn't help turning his head against the wall and vomited out with a wow.

"Lord Jiang Cheng, are you alright?" Xiaoyu patted Jiang Cheng's back lightly and asked in concern.

"What a duplicity man," Xixiang snorted, "I couldn't help but spit it out just seeing his face~"

"Hey, if you say such disgusting words again, I will really tear down your shop!" Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from his mouth and shouted with white eyes.

"Yeah, what a cute man~"

Σ_(??????」∠) Vomit...Jiang Cheng couldn't help throwing up again.

...

A few days later, Dengshi Tavern.

"Ah, is that so?" said the mother-in-law who was smoking a cigarette at the front desk, "The wild cats were released from the embassy safely?"

"Yeah." Xin Baji on the side responded, and then replied: "But in the end, they still remain the same as before. People in the town meeting also said that it would be better to neute them, and there is something even more strange. This time, those guys from the Ditch Rat Group fought hard to reject the proposal to neuter the wild cats at the town meeting, and even said that they would set aside a place for them. What a strange group of guys, obviously they were the ones who arrested the wild cats and sold them to Mutian. From the Liaoxing embassy."

"Isn't it great? The leftovers from now on can be sent there directly, and I won't throw them around and make the street stink all day long." Dengshi's mother-in-law replied disapprovingly.

"That's right..." Xin Baji scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.

"So...is that guy Yinshi back?" Grandma Dengshi continued to ask.

"Ah, yes." Xinbaji nodded, "Not only Yinsang, but also Jiang Chengsang and Guisang came back. But Yinsang and Jiang Chengsang didn't say anything about the specifics. I wanted to ask Guisang, but it seems that they were chased by the Shinsengumi very badly."

As he said that, Xin Baji suddenly thought of something again, smiled and continued: "Speaking of which, there is one more thing. Miss Yueyong's cat has never come back since she ran out that day. Although I said that I would help her find it for free, but she refused."

"Is it……"

...

At the same time, in a restaurant in Edo, Jiang Cheng and Kagura were sitting at a table frantically destroying the food piled up like a hill in front of them.

"Ah! It's delicious!" Jiang Cheng frantically stuffed the food, while saying vaguely, "It feels like I haven't eaten such normal food for a long time!"

"Little uncle, speaking of which, where did you go with Silver Sauce and the others, Aru?" Kagura asked muttering while burying her head in her mouth.

"Children, don't ask so many questions..." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "Adults also have their entertainment. There is no need to know about such things as hanging out with fox friends and cat friends for two days."

"Tch," Kagura wrinkled her little nose and said disdainfully, "In the end, I just went to play secretly by myself, Aru, what a terrible man."

"Yes, so I hope you can find a man who is not as bad as us in the future." Jiang Cheng said perfunctorily without raising his head.

"Of course!" Kagura clenched her fists and said excitedly, "I've already decided on Aru! I'm going to marry Grandpa Ken Oki! That old man is the complete ruler of chickens, Aru! Whether it's egg rice bowl or fried chicken, you can eat all you can, Aru!"

Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at Kagura speechlessly with twitching corners of his eyes. Although he really wanted to complain, Jiang Cheng, who knew that after complaining, it would become endless, forcibly stopped the idea of ​​complaining.

At this moment, the voice of the waitress suddenly came from beside Jiang Cheng.

"Sir," the young lady was holding a plate of omelet rice with "Thank you, friend" crookedly written in ketchup, "this is your friend who invited you."

"It's really him..." Jiang Cheng chuckled, then turned his head to look at the back of Fang Yi who was swaying on the road outside the window, raised his hand gently and waved.

"Oh! Omurice Aru!" Kagura exclaimed and took the omelet from the waitress.

"This won't work!" Jiang Cheng tapped Kagura's head, and took the omelet rice, "If you want to eat, order it yourself."

"Stingy!" Kagura rubbed her head, pouted and said unhappily.

"Who invited you to eat so much delicious food?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"I got it, Alu!" Kagura took advantage of the moment when Jiang Cheng complained, reached out and picked up the omelet rice in front of Jiang Cheng and exclaimed at the same time.

"Hey! You're too cunning!"

"Little uncle is an idiot! Idiot, idiot!" Kagura stuck out her tongue cutely after eating a mouthful of omelet rice.

"Hello--!!"

(An article by Fang—end.)

——Special dividing line for small theater——

"Three Years Group Z, Jiang Cheng (crossed out) Teacher Miaomi!" "The third time!

In the classroom with the "Three-Year Group Z" sign, there is a morning meeting at this time. As for why the morning meeting is held at this time when the sun is about to set, it doesn't really matter.

However, it is also possible that a certain teacher who turned into a cat chose to hold the morning meeting at this time because of the cat's habits. "Cats are nocturnal animals", um... yes, it should be so.

A cat with orange-red fur, wearing pants, yes, a cat standing on the podium with its hind legs in pants and a shirt, talking constantly.

"To be honest, I'm really disappointed." Jiang Cheng held his forehead and shook his head helplessly. "The test this time was so bad. Except for wigs, there was not even a score higher than 20. How can I feel sorry for your school paying me three times the salary of your original class teacher every month? It's really..."

"Well, teacher," Sougo said, raising his hand, "I don't think our poor performance this time has anything to do with us, but has something to do with the questions on the test paper. It's impossible for someone to get a high score on that kind of question."

"It's all nonsense!" Jiang Cheng reprimanded seriously, "Everyone put your hands on your chest and ask yourself..."

"That, teacher," A Miao raised her voice, "it should be placed on the chest, and it is considered sexual harassment if placed on the chest."

"It doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng continued, "But if you don't want to, just put your hand in your heart, hold your heart and ask yourself..."

"Well, teacher, we will die when we insert it." Fourteen raised his hand and said.

"Yes, teacher." Sougo raised his hand and nodded and continued, "Let Hijikata-kun put his hand in his heart and ask himself, we can just put it on his chest."

"Quiet me!" Jiang Chengbai yelled, "It's not such an indifferent question at all! The important thing is grades! Although I may be slightly different from your former Yinba teacher, I think the class I teach is still very good.

In the classes I took before, whether it was the third-year students of Yoshihara Commercial High School or the third-year students of Yoshiwara Industrial High School, the average score in the class I took was never lower than 80. What is going on with you? Do you know that because of your reasons, huh... no, Principal Baga talked to me and wanted to deduct my salary?

Although the threat passed later... no, it was Zhou Xuan, who changed the salary reduction by 20% to an increase of 200%, but I am not happy! Really upset! Because of you, I almost got my salary deducted! It is almost necessary to reduce the expenditure on games every month! Can you understand my mood? ! "

"Well, teacher... May I take the liberty to ask?" A Miao asked weakly, raising her hand.

"Ah, tell me." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"What subject do you teach?"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng showed a weird expression, "Of course it's Mandarin. After taking this class for so long, don't you know what I teach?"

"No, we know, we just want to reconfirm." As she spoke, A Miao took a deep breath, and then raised the test paper with a score of 15 in her hand, "Then can I ask the teacher to explain this test paper? Is this a Mandarin test paper? It's cat language, right! Every question is an explanation for "Meow Meow Meow!" We don't get it! What is the meaning we do not understand ah! "

"Then go and become a cat!" Jiang Cheng said sternly, "Become a cat and experience my mood! Become a cat like a wig and experience my mood! At that level, all the members can reach 80 points!"

[Good... so willful...] ​​Everyone thought at the same time.

"In short, everyone must score at least 80 points in the next test!" Jiang Cheng shouted seriously, "Otherwise, I will cancel the subsequent school trip!! Then, get out of class is over!"

After all, without waiting for the students to express their objections, Jiang Cheng jumped off the podium and walked towards the classroom door.

"That, private Masai." Wearing a black miniskirt, a blue shirt, and a white coat, Yue Yong, a teacher in the health room, knocked on the classroom door and opened it, then glanced down at Jiang Cheng who was on the ground, "The vaccine for cats has arrived."

"Who wants to vaccinate cats?! Smelly woman!" Jiang Chengbai shouted angrily.

"No... cats still need to be vaccinated, otherwise it will be very troublesome if they get sick." Yue Yong explained.

"It will change back in the next chapter! It won't be like this forever!"

"But it's also possible that between this chapter and the next chapter, you might catch a cat's disease." Yue Yong said seriously.

"How much do you want me to get cat virus?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "No need! I have to go home early and play games! Goodbye!!"

"No, it's the principal's order, so..." Yue Yong lowered his head and mentioned Jiang Cheng, "Sorry."

Seeing Yueyong who was carrying Jiang Cheng without looking back, the students in the classroom fell silent, except for a certain student who also turned into a cat.

"Wait! Teacher!" Gui jumped off the table and ran towards the direction Yueyong left, "There's me too! Give me the vaccine too! Please meow!"

A group of students: ...

"Three Years Group Z, Mr. Jiang Cheng", the third chapter, is over!

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