Maybe a Fake Gintama

Yoshihara.

"Everyone in front of the screen, I'm so sorry!" Jiang Cheng, who was kneeling on the ground, bowed his head and shouted, then raised his head to face the camera and continued, "Today we were going to broadcast the [Beep——] episode [Beep——], but because of [Beep——], it became [Beep——]! So I sent the [Beep——] special episode with the feeling of [Beep——]!"

"That..." Qingtai on the side reminded a little speechlessly, "Brother Jiang Cheng, what did you mean just now? You said a lot of [beep——] at the beginning, and readers can't understand what you are talking about..."

"Don't care about this kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and replied disapprovingly, "It's not important at all! It's not important at all that the Onmyoji episode that is going to be aired today can only be fooled by a special episode because the actors are not in place!"

"That's not true," Qing Tai squinted her eyes, complaining with contempt on her face, "Didn't you tell me the specific situation just now? What do you mean by saying that the actors are not in place? Will this kind of unknown thing happen in our crew?"

"Didn't you realize that you and I are the only ones on the entire set today?" Jiang Cheng squinted at Doudou and reminded with a blank expression, "Even the set was chosen in my room, don't you understand at this level?"

"I understand a little bit..." Qingtai lowered her head and sighed heavily, "Are you going to let the two of us join the show today? Don't you think it's strange? We are a combination."

"But having said that, what's your favorite line, Haruta? In this work."

"The topic change is too blunt!" Qing Taibai complained angrily, "Is this what it is today? Is it a special chapter of classic lines?!"

"If you don't like it, you can use your diary to fool around." Jiang Cheng shrugged and said indifferently.

"No, let's use the special lines..." Qingta replied without thinking, and then suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly continued, "No, it's not right at all, right? It should be the lines that readers like most, right? The lines I like are not useful at all."

"Of course, when it comes to the line that I care about most, it really is the one that sister Jiang Hua said at the beginning of the second chapter." Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and said to himself.

"Hey, why did you continue talking so naturally?" Qingta complained expressionlessly.

"Because I already have someone who can hold an umbrella for me?"

"Yeah!" Jiang Cheng nodded, then picked up his umbrella and stood up, "I'm still a little concerned, wait for me, Qingta, I'll kill that bald man and come back."

"Is this what you care about?!" Qingtai was in a bad mood, pointing at Jiang Cheng and yelling, "It's just jealousy! By the way, your sister-controlling complex is too deep! Stop it! Please stop!"

Saying that, Qingtai hugged Jiang Cheng's leg, desperately trying to stop it.

"Let go of me! Qingtai!" Jiang Chengbai roared angrily, "I'm definitely going to kill that bald man today! What's the air? It's just a bald man! Just a bald man! No matter how you look at it, a bald man who has nothing but baldness! Speaking of which, baldness is not an advantage at all!"

"Hey!! Calm down!" Qingtai tugged Jiang Cheng,

While shouting vigorously, "If you leave too, I can't do it alone! Absolutely not! Today's broadcast is over! Please! A special episode about classic lines is also fine! I will cooperate well! Please! Brother Jiang Cheng!"

...

Looking at Jiang Cheng who sat down again with folded hands and a displeased face, Haruta smiled awkwardly, then turned her head to look at the camera, raised an index finger and showed a smile all over her face.

"Then, when it's my turn, there are a few lines that I really care about. The first is what Brother Jiang Cheng said in Chapter 23..."

"When human beings are dominated by sensibility and emotions, human beings at this time will not consider the rationality of the situation at all. Although it may sound stupid and funny afterwards, I always think that this is one of the shining points of human beings."

"...Although I still don't quite understand what it means, but I always feel a little bit concerned."

Having said that, Qingta scratched the back of her head and laughed foolishly.

"Have I ever said such a thing?" Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and asked in confusion.

"Hey, what's going on with your head?" Qingta squinted her eyes and complained with contempt.

"Ahaha," Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head and laughed foolishly, "Since you have said that, it means that I have really said such a thing. But then again, what is the meaning of this sentence?"

"Don't you know it yourself?!"

"Ah, I don't know." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then folded his hands and closed his eyes and continued, "But when it comes to shining points, I always think of Charm Points. Of course, I don't need to mention my Charm Points. There are too many, and I feel like I can't count them."

"You find it out of yourself!"

"It's embarrassing." Jiang Cheng shook his head, and smiled embarrassingly, "After all, I really can't do things like boasting myself, although I am indeed perfect."

"I said it was embarrassing, but I didn't feel it at all. I shamelessly said that I was perfect!"

"Don't worry about such small things."

"Tch, he's really an angry man." Qingtai spat in a low voice, and then continued, "Then, there's a line I'm concerned about, which is the line that Guisang said to me in Chapter 99..."

"Is it finally my turn? It seems that my chance, who has been waiting outside the set, has finally arrived." Gui, who did not know when to arrive, stood behind Jiang Cheng, folded his hands and chuckled, "Really, then I will take stock of my personal four thousand sentences..."

Before Gui could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up in an instant, tied Gui tightly with the rope he found from an unknown place, and then threw Gui out of the window without the slightest hesitation.

After doing all this, Jiang Cheng closed the window and sat down again, as if nothing had happened.

"Don't...don't let your sword lose..."

"Direction!" Gui, whose face was covered in blood, clawed at the window, pushed it open with all his might, and gritted his teeth.

"Disappear for me!" Jiang Chengbai yelled loudly, and at the same time kicked Gui out again, "Qingtai, cut off all the lines about this guy, if there are any! Recently, this guy has appeared enough times, and he still wants to come out to rub the camera. He is really not satisfied at all! Next!"

"Leaping over the past doesn't mean forgetting the past! You bastards!"

"Mr. Qing?" Jiang Cheng leaned close to Qingtai's ear and asked in a low voice, "Whose lines are these? Why are they so strange?"

"It's your own!" Qingtai yelled angrily, "Your lines in Chapter 233! You remember clearly what you said!"

"Hey? Really? Did I really say such a line that is not handsome at all?" Jiang Cheng said with a look of disbelief.

"Well, that's enough, I don't want to complain anymore, hurry up and go to the next one!"

"Even if you are no longer young, no longer beautiful. But... the longing that has lasted for hundreds of thousands of years, isn't it a kind of light?"

"Who said this?" Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and asked suspiciously.

"It's still you!" Qing Taibai shouted angrily, "Dragon Palace Chapter! The Dragon Palace Chapter that threw me into Dragon Palace City during the summer vacation! I remember it clearly! That sad summer vacation when I practiced alone in the dojo!"

"It doesn't matter if it can't be used as a sword to protect them, at least, you can also use this dilapidated umbrella to block a few drops of raindrops and sorrow for them, that's enough!"

"I have an impression of this!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and shouted, "Let me think about it for a while, which one is it... Ah, that's right! It's the Bitu one!"

"By the way, you are tall! What is the Bitu Chapter? There is no such chapter at all! It is the Red Sakura Chapter!"

"What's the first thing humans see when they come to this world? It's Opie! There's only one Earth, but there are two Opie! I hope the last thing I touch at the end of my life is Opie!"

"Although I don't know who said it..." Jiang Cheng clasped his hands, chuckled and praised, "But the guy who can say such a thing must be a good guy."

"Hey, is this still your line? During the Yagyu chapter." Haruta complained expressionlessly, "The guy who can say this kind of line is just a pervert? Is it just a pervert who likes Oupai?!"

"Don't you like it?" Jiang Cheng asked back.

"If I like it, I won't say it directly like you!" Qingta blushed and shouted, "Okay! Next one!"

"Retirement race? How can there be such a thing in life?"

"This is the line from Jiaziyuan Chapter!" Jiang Cheng said without thinking.

"It's the Ganweiluo football chapter in Chapter 307!" Haruta corrected.

"It's not half-baked! Half-baked people can't win the first place in a team of tens of thousands of people! Half-baked people can't accept their true self at this time! Half-baked people can't shed tears in this kind of place! The last and most important point, half-baked people can't admit that they are half-baked! Remember it clearly! Bastard!!"

"It's too long! That idiot said such a long line?" Jiang Chengbai complained angrily, "The whole conversation is half-baked! If I want to add one thing, the person who can say such a long and unnutritious sentence is already a half-baked person!"

"That... You said that sentence too..." Haruta reminded with a speechless face, "During the Owee chapter."

Jiang Cheng: ...

"But... I want to choose the latter type of Al. Even if it takes a long way, I want to choose the latter type. Maybe smart people will choose the former type at this time, but it doesn't matter, because I am an idiot from the beginning. Because I am an idiot, it doesn't matter if I choose the latter type, because I am an idiot."

"Kagura-chan is so handsome~ Uncle will always support you~"

"You remember sister Kagura's lines very clearly..." Haruta complained speechlessly.

"Samurai... just a bunch of stubborn people."

Jiang Cheng lowered his head and snorted softly, and then whispered with some emotion, "Well, it's not bad to end like this."

"What's wrong with it?! It's not over yet! Why can you talk to yourself and say something like a conclusion! It's not over yet! There are still 800 characters left!" Qingta shouted angrily.

"Hey?! Really?!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise.

"Is it really okay to have this kind of reaction?!" What is "Hey?!"? Qingtai yelled with bursting veins and saliva, "Be more serious!" "

"Please take care of the rest of the time! Mr. Lin next door!"

"That book is already over!!"

"If that's the case... then please! Next Inosuke-kun!"

"Hey! That book is tomorrow! The studio next door is over today! Today is gone! We are the only ones left!"

"It's really helpless." Jiang Cheng sighed softly. "Then let's deal with it as usual."

——Special dividing line for small theater——

The fourth episode of "Three Years Group Z, Teacher Jiang Cheng"!

"Ahem, next is the letter from readers." Standing on the podium, Jiang Cheng cleared his throat, looked at the envelope in his hand and read slowly, "Mr. xx from xx asked, "Has Jiang Cheng been wandering for the past seven years before coming to Yoshihara? What is his life status for the past seven years? Also, is Jiang Cheng in the feature film a frivolous man? Please answer."

After reading the content of the letter, Jiang Cheng raised his head, and replied with drooping eyelids and no energy: "Yes, I have been wandering all the time. The state of life is between starving to death and being alive. As for frivolity? No, my role in the feature film is just a person whose emotional intelligence is lower than the average human being.

"By the way, Jiang Cheng in the feature film is actually a very innocent man. When he was just entering puberty, he had a dream where he knocked down a girl wearing strawberry panties at the corner of the corridor of the school he had just transferred to, and had a misunderstanding with her, and ended up falling in love like a pure love manga. Of course, the girl in the dream also had a proud bust."

After all, Jiang Cheng took out another letter from his pocket, opened it and read: "Mr. xx from xx star. "Luffy...""

"Well, that's the end of today's letter session," Jiang Cheng said, crumpling up the letter paper in his hand and throwing it into the trash can beside him. "Also, everyone in front of the screen! One last reminder, I in the three-year group Z is completely different from the one in the feature film! The character setting is completely different! There is no similarity except the same love of games and Opie! Remember it carefully!"

[It sounds like there is no difference at all...] ​​All the students in the audience were complaining silently in their hearts at the same time.

"Three Years Group Z, Mr. Jiang Cheng" Chapter 4, finished!

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