Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Wait, Daoman, these people..."

Seimei wanted to say something more, but before he could finish, Kagura pushed him directly towards the ring.

"My lord, I will leave the first math competition to you! We will cheer for you below!" Gintoki folded his hands and snorted, "Then, we can leave the rest of the competition to us!"

"I won't recognize you as a son-in-law until Christa nods!" Seimei turned her head and shouted angrily, "If you really want to help, no matter how you look at it, this first match that has nothing to do with shikigami should be up to you? How bad is your calculation?"

"Come on, sister control." Kagura shouted to Seimei.

"Seimei-san, you must be more careful when you answer seven!" Xin Bachi shouted at Qingming.

"Master Seimei, come on." Uedaomaru shouted perfunctorily, "I believe that if you are the strongest onmyoji like Master Seimei, you will be able to answer all the simple nine-nine multiplication formulas correctly."

"This kind of thing has nothing to do with being the strongest onmyoji, right? It should be something that ordinary people know, right?" Seimei complained speechlessly, but then found that Gintoki and the others behind him all turned their faces away, including Waidaomaru and Jiang Cheng.

"Forget it, forget that I didn't say anything. If you continue to talk, you will feel that there is not even a normal person on your side..." Qingming held his forehead and sighed rather hopelessly, then raised his head and walked towards the ring step by step.

Seeing Qingming walking into the arena, Dao outside the arena let out a soft snort of disdain: "Hmph, did you send a general in the first round? It seems that there is really no one available. Hehehehahahaha..."

"Who are you laughing at, an idiot who doesn't even know the formula of multiplication?!" Yinshi and the others shouted angrily at the same time with blank eyes and burst veins.

"No one said that!" Daoman shouted with blank eyes, "I mean, you admit it yourself? You admit that you can't even memorize the ninety-nine multiplication formulas!"

"Daoman, stop talking about those useless words," Qingming said lightly, "Come on."

"Our situation here is different from yours. The talented Sili wild people will not send generals in the first match." Daoman snorted, and then asked a Sili wild people behind him, "Hey, is the old man in the account room still here?"

"Don't you know how to recite in the end?!" Yin Shi and the others shouted with blank eyes.

"Who is the old man in the account room?!" Xin Baji frantically complained,

"Old... old... old man is here..." A little old man who looked at least seventy-five and looked like he was at least seventy-five walked over with a cane and his trembling waist was already bent into a boomerang. "Listen... I heard... the leader... the leader asked me to play in the game..."

"I'll leave the first written test to you! Old man!" Daoman cheered, "As the accountant of the Mirino family, you will never lose in this kind of place! I believe in you!"

"Courtesy... Thanks to the leader... hey, that... what is it... this old man must be... hey, that... what is it..."

"Okay, okay! Go up quickly!" Daoman said impatiently, "Stop talking if you are slow! Go up quickly!"

...

On the ring, facing each other in front of two tables with white paper and pens, Seimei and the old accountant from Mirino's house, whose teeth were about to fall out, sat opposite each other.

In the middle of the two was a bald-headed Mirino family onmyoji with a microphone in his hand as the guest host.

"Ahem!" The host cleared his throat and said to the crowd, "Now let me explain the rules a little bit. This death duel is a team of three magicians from both sides and their own shikigami. They will use various spells to fight, and the winner will be determined in three matches."

"Even if there is a death in this match, there is no need to bear any legal responsibility. Also, you can save your life by abstaining before you are killed. Of course, you will be sentenced to lose. Then, let's explain the rules of the first round of duel."

"The first round of competition is a written test competition between the artist and the shikigami.

The purpose is to examine the most basic intelligence and common sense of the practitioner. In today's new era, it is absolutely unacceptable for an onmyoji to be an idiot with only his strength, at least he should have a certain level of knowledge. "

"Hey! Who are you calling an idiot?!" Daoman shouted with blank eyes.

"That...Daoman contestant, I didn't refer to you, please don't take your seat like this." The host continued, "Finally, let me introduce the rules of the first competition. The two contestants have to solve the nine-nine penalty formulas prepared on the table in half an hour. Remember that only half an hour! In addition, you can ask Shikigami for help! Full score is 90 points! Wrong answer will deduct two points! In the end, the one with the higher score wins! Then...Start!!"

"Come on! Brother!" Gintoki shouted to Seimei on the stage.

"Who's dead, my brother!" Qingming replied angrily, "Then, shut up and keep quiet while I'm doing the questions!"

"The first match was so difficult," Kagura clasped her hands and shook her head, and said with a sigh of relief, "It turned out to be Aru who messed up the multiplication formulas. Even if you are a sister-in-law, you can't answer all of them correctly."

"How much is six or seven? Xin Baji." Yin Shi whispered to Xin Baji beside him, "Is it thirty-two or forty-eight?"

"That's not right, Yinsang, six or seven equals forty-five." Xin Baji corrected.

【These guys...】 Jiang Cheng thought with black lines all over his head.

"Little uncle, take a photo for me, Alu." Kagura took out his communicator and handed it to Jiang Cheng, "I want to send the photo to Mommy to see Alu."

"Speaking of which, Kagura-chan wearing this dress really has a lot more points than usual, is it the so-called uniform theorem?"

After complimenting with a smile, Jiang Cheng took the mobile phone in Kagura's hand, turned on the camera function and took a picture of Kagura.

Kagura also posed one pose after another very cooperatively.

"Hmph, has even my little uncle noticed the femininity that I radiate from the inside out, Aru?" Kagura compared the scissorhands, and laughed twice, showing pride on his face.

After listening, Jiang Cheng, who finished taking the photo, handed the mobile phone to Kagura, and after a long silence, he said, "I'm sorry, Kagura."

"What do you mean I'm sorry?!" Kagura frowned instantly, with blue veins bursting out of his eyes and shouting, "Asshole!!"

"Kagura, even my little uncle..." Jiang Cheng shook his head lightly, sighed and continued, "I can't see things that don't exist at all."

"That's right, it's too strong, Kagura-chan." Shin Hachi said beside him.

"Kagura..." Gintoki shook his head, then cast a warm and compassionate look at Kagura, "Forget about those things, only by forgetting those pains can you grow more easily."

"No! Don't forget!" Jiang Cheng retorted, and then looked at Kagura seriously, "Remember them! Go face them! Only by facing those pains can you grow!"

"Wash them all!!" While shouting, Kagura kicked Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and Xin Baji away at the same time.

...

Half an hour later, the first match ended, and Qingming walked off the ring covering her face.

"Well, I hope you can forget about today's first match." Qingming came to Jiang Cheng and the others and reminded him in a low voice.

"Forget what?" Jiang Cheng raised an index finger, squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "Is it a matter of you and that old grandpa who couldn't even stand firmly, or is it a matter of both of them getting three wrong answers?"

"If possible, please forget about the entire first game..."

"My lord brother, you've worked very hard." Yinshi said to Qingming with soft eyes.

"Why should I be praised by you?!"

"Then, this is the end of the first game, the two sides are tied!" The host or the referee said again, "Because of the first game being tied, the second game will be changed to a tiebreaker! By the way, if the second game is also tied, then the third game will be re-joined as the final tiebreaker!"

"We're going, sister-in-law." Saying that, Kagura dragged Shin Hachi to the stage.

"Hey! In a sense, this is the final! Why did you two go up like this!" Seimei who came back to his senses quickly turned and shouted at Kagura and Shin Hachi on the stage.

"Brother, don't worry, those two guys will definitely help you win the game." Gintoki stepped forward, stood beside Seimei, and comforted him in a low voice, "They are not weak guys who will lose to spells."

"Yes, I always thought that Kagura could win." Jiang Cheng on the side said casually with folded hands.

"Do you believe there's a use for it! How do you think that both of them will definitely lose?" Seimei pointed to Shin Hachi and Kagura on the stage and continued, a little frantically, "Why don't you say that you won't lose to Spells? That's not a shikigami at all!"

"No, it's Shikigami, who is in charge of chores in Wanshiwu." Yinshi lied without blushing.

"That's just a handyman in tights, right?" Qingming retorted, and then looked at Xin Baji who was standing on the ring, swaying his body, his eyes flickering, and continued with a blank expression, "Look at his eyeballs are still swimming around! He's doing butterfly strokes! He's still blinking like he's fetching water!"

On the other side, Daoman also selected a contestant for the second round, a middle-aged man named Bao Xian.

"Baoxian, your second battle!" Daoman shouted to Baoxian standing on the ring, "If possible, we can directly deal with them in the second match! Let them see how powerful the Sili wild people are!"

"Yes!" After answering, the man named Baoxian took out a folded paper figurine from his arms, pinched the paper figurine with his index and middle fingers, and shouted: "Come out! Yashamaru!"

As soon as the words fell, the paper figurine in Bao Xian's hand turned into a ray of light and flew towards the center of the ring.

After a bang, smoke filled the arena.

After several seconds, Baoxian's Shikigami appeared in the gradually dissipating smoke.

Looking at the blue-skinned man in front of him, with a strong figure, a ferocious face, at least three meters tall and full of fangs, who was staring fiercely at his shikigami, Xin Hachi suddenly became ill.

After falling to the ground, Xin Baji's body was still tense because of fear, and at the same time, Xin Baji was still trembling slightly unstoppable.

"Hey, don't talk about butterfly strokes, he's just in the muddy water in the swimming pool!" Seeing Xin Baji who opened his mouth like a fish again and again, Qingming couldn't help complaining, "Someone go to the staff, someone is drowning! Hurry up and save him!"

But at this moment, Xin Baji finally regained his composure and crawled towards the edge of the ring.

"No! Yinsang! I absolutely can't do it!" Xin Baji climbed to the edge of the ring, and shouted towards Yinshi who was in the audience.

But Gintoki didn't take it seriously, picked his nostrils and turned his face away naturally, at the same time Seimei also turned his face away in the same way. As for Jiang Cheng, he was sitting cross-legged with his arms folded, not saying a word, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Hello? Don't ignore me! Bastards!" Xin Baji yelled loudly, but then, Xin Baji thought of the rules announced by the host before the start of the first game——If you abstain before being beaten to death, you can save your life.

Thinking of this, Xin Baji raised his hand and shouted to the host beside him without hesitation, "I give up..."

Before Xin Hachi finished speaking, Kagura reached out and covered Xin Hachi's mouth to prevent Xin Hachi from continuing.

"Huh?" The host looked over in confusion, "Did the Yuye team say something just now?"

"There is nothing Aru! It's just that I forgot to feed it just now!" Kagura took out a can of dog food from somewhere and pressed it directly on Xin Baji's mouth, reminding him in a low voice, "Hey, look clearly, it's Baolu, give it to me to eat well."

(Pedigree: dog food brand.)

"Then, what follows is an explanation of the rules of the second round of duels," the host continued, and at the same time a small path rose slowly, just connecting to the ring. "The second round of competition is a triangular bread between the artist and the shikigami..."

"Could it be the bread-eating (Pan) competition?" Xin Baji raised his head and said in surprise, "If that's the case, there might be a chance of winning."

But as soon as Xin Baji finished speaking, the host said what he hadn't had time to say just now, "Pandemonium competition!"

Looking at the two strange-looking creatures hanging above the finish line on the other side of the trail, except for the color, the creatures with disgusting mucus dripping from their bodies constantly, Xin Baji screamed with his mouth wide open, turned his head and complained frantically, "Ah-!! What is Pandemonium?!"

"It's Shikigami's favorite food, the goblin larva Pandemonium." Heidoumaru explained unhurriedly, "Well, it's like sweets. It's so good~ eat this for the competition."

"How can such a disgusting thing be regarded as a dessert!!" Xin Baji complained frantically. High-speed hand-type text may be the list of fake Gintama chapters