Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Pandemonium, referred to as bread (Pan), arrives with two people and three legs..."

The host continued to explain the rules of the game.

"It's useless to arrive first!" Xin Baji pointed at Pandemonium hanging on the shelf at the end of the path, and complained frantically, "How can you eat that kind of thing! That kind of monster!"

But Kagura didn't care, came to Xin Baji's side and squatted down, unhurriedly tied his left foot and Xin Baji's right foot together with a ribbon.

"...Okay, players, take your place!"

"Is it okay if I don't take my place?!" Xin Baji closed his eyes, with black lines all over the corners of his eyes, and shook his head frantically to express his refusal, "Absolutely not! I will never go! Don't!"

"preparation--"

"--etc!"

Shin Hachi hurriedly shouted to stop, but neither the host nor Kagura gave him a chance to react.

Just when the host yelled "Run!", Kagura yelled and rushed straight towards the finish line! As for Shin Hachi, because he couldn't react in time to keep up with Kagura's footsteps, his feet became unsteady and fell to the ground.

In this way, Shin Hachi was abruptly dragged to the finish line by Kagura.

However, compared to Kagura and Shinhachi who reached the finish line in an instant when the host just shouted out, the other pair of people and shikigami in the other group, Miri Noto, still stayed in place and failed to take a step.

"Oh——! Because of the huge shikigami summoned by the Mirino team, the strides are not in sync at all!" The host shouted the reason.

"It hurts! No way! My ass is going to crack!" Bao Xian, who took a tentative step in coordination with Yashamaru, cried out in pain.

"What are you doing?!" Daoman on the sidelines had a bulging vein on his forehead, "Let's go!"

"Oh! Maybe this time..." Qingming on the other side clenched his fists, with a hint of hope on his face.

"That's right, that's why I said it a long time ago." Gintoki at the side said while holding his hands.

[Pandemonium...] Jiang Cheng frowned slightly, staring straight at the Pandemonium hanging on the shelf at the end, [I always feel... I heard this name somewhere, and the appearance is very familiar...]

"Stand up! Shin Hachi! Quickly eat Pandemonium!" Kagura shouted to Shin Hachi who was curled up on the ground with his head folded.

"No! You can't say anything after eating Pandemonium!" Xin Baji refused loudly with black lines all over his head, and then tentatively opened his eyes and glanced at Pandemonium on his head, "Why is it looking at me! It's just staring at me!"

Seeing Xin Baji's appearance, Kagura could only help Xin Bachi up and push him forward, and at the same time comforted him: "This kind of food is similar to eating crabs, Aru! Crabs, octopus, clams, and anglerfish, the weirder they look, the better they are, Aru! Silver sauce said Aru!"

"That's not the problem, okay!" Shin Hachi, who was still resisting Kagura's push, closed his eyes tightly to prevent himself from looking at Pandemonium, who was only ten centimeters above his head, and shouted at the same time, "No matter how delicious it is, how can this monster be able to eat it!"

"Then close your eyes, Aru, and I'll stuff it into your mouth for you."

"Don't use your hands~" the host kindly reminded, and then exclaimed, "Besides, just when you are struggling, the team of Siliye has arrived!"

"Xinbachi! Hurry up! Eat it first, Aru!" Kagura reminded quickly when he saw the team of Miri wild people who were about to reach the finish line beside him.

"Damn it! If that's the case, I'll go all out!" Xin Baji's heart thumped, "I'm stuck in the mentality of holding Uluru!"

(Staying in Uluru: a challenge program produced by Daily Broadcasting (MBS) from the middle of the 20th century to the beginning of the 21st century)

After all, Shin Hachi and Kagura on the side jumped up and down at the same time, tentatively reaching for Pandemonium with their mouths, but Yashamaru of the Mirino team beside them was too big, so they had to squat down and lower their heads to reach another Pandemonium with their mouths open.

Generally speaking, in a sense, it is not easy for both parties.

"Damn it! It's still close!" She said a little bit unwillingly after dancing several times but failed to get Pandemonium's new baji.

As soon as the words fell, as if in response to Xin Baji's unwillingness, Xin Baji's mouth finally touched Pandemonion's... mouth.

After a light kiss, Xin Baji, who had not landed on the ground, couldn't help but widen his eyes, staring blankly at Pedmonion in front of him.

After landing this time, Xinbaji didn't take off again, but kept his head down and remained silent.

"Huh?" Kagura, who noticed something was wrong, looked down at Shin Hachi, "What's wrong with you, Aru?"

"That... first kiss..." Xin Baji said in a low voice, but then raised his head again, "No, it's nothing, cheer up and do it again."

"Huh?" Kagura asked in confusion.

At this moment, a strange girl's voice came from above Kagura and Shin Hachi. (PS: The sound only appeared in Xin Hachi's mind, and Kagura didn't hear anything, only the sound of Pandemonion's insects)

"That... that, I... it's my first time too." Pandemonium said with a slightly red face, with a twisted face.

"Why?"

Xin Baji's face blushed unconsciously, his pupils trembled unconsciously, and the eyes he looked at Pandemonium were as green as a pure boy holding hands with a girl for the first time.

"Oh! What an unexpected incident!" The host exclaimed and laughed, "It looks like I kissed Pandemonium by accident!"

In an instant, all the wild people in the stands were boiling, and whistles were accompanied by booing and booing continuously.

"It doesn't matter anyway! Give it to me!" Yinshi unconsciously raised a vein on his cheek while still throbbing, shouting angrily at the Sili wild crowd in the surrounding stands, "What are you talking about! What are you booing for?! Eat! Hurry up and give it to me!"

"Private...Private Marseille, I...didn't do it on purpose." Xin Baji blushed, eyes dodged and said softly to Pandemonion above his head, then lowered his head, his voice became smaller and smaller, "I'm sorry...in this way, I took away...your important...first...first time..."

Saying that, Xin Baji scratched the back of his head in embarrassment.

"No...it's nothing, I don't care..." Pandemonium hugged his chest with both paws, blushing and dodging the same eyes.

"Ah..." Xin Baji's heart trembled, and he raised his head to look at Pandemonium, with an inexplicable figure in his eyes.

At the same time, the atmosphere between Shin Hachi and Pandemonion has also changed, and even the background has become pink like the color of first love.

"Why are you blushing! It's inexplicable!" Gintoki in the audience crazily complained, "What is that? That cheerful atmosphere? Why did that atmosphere appear in the Pandemonium eating competition?"

"That child..." Jiang Cheng asked Yinshi with some uncertainty, "Is there some special sexual interest that we don't know about? I always feel that even the BGM has changed, and it has become the kind that can only be found in pure love works."

It's tender BGM. "

"Ghost knows!"

【What... just accidentally kissed...】Xin Baji turned his face away slightly, thinking with a beating heart, 【Facing Pedmonion like this, definitely... definitely not the influence of kissing...】

"Hey! If you still have time to have a psychological monologue there, eat it quickly!" Yin Shibai shouted.

【It's not so much a kiss as it was an accident...】Xin Baji blushed, his eyes were complicated, and at the same time he thought, 【Pandemonion didn't kiss me because he likes me...】

"Who is Pandemonion?! Is it your classmate?!"

【And...】Xin Bachi turned his face away, twitched and continued to think, 【Now is not the time to think about these things...】

Immediately afterwards, the Pandemonium in Xin Baji's mind changed! Although the body has not changed in general, but the face has changed! From a disgusting monster face to a beautiful girl with blue eyes and beautiful long blonde hair!

When he found Yin Shi in Xinbaji's mind, he complained again, "Hey! Who is that?! Pandemonion looks like this? Doesn't it look like Behelette's face!"

(Behelette: From Legend of Sword Wind, Egg of Overlord)

【Ah, that's weird...】Xin Baji's heartbeat began to speed up, 【Strange, why is my heart beating so fast? 】

Thinking of this, Xin Baji raised his eyes and glanced at Pandemonium tentatively, but he just looked over. Xin Baji noticed that Pandemonium secretly glanced at him at the same time.

The eyes of the two met in an instant, although the eyes only met for a moment, then Pandemonion quickly looked away, and flicked his hair with his front paws in a dodgy manner.

But a certain kind of strange feeling slowly rose between the two of them, which could not go away for a long time...

[Is Pandemonium so cute? 】Xin Baji's desire is gradually addicted to it, 【Oops——! I can't speak more and more! 】

"Hey, Shin Hachi, what are you doing, Aru? Hurry up and eat Aru." Kagura reminded with a frown, who hadn't peeked into the thoughts in Xin Hachi's mind at all.

Shin Hachi, who came back to his senses, hesitantly responded, and then took off with Kagura again.

But this time, although the mouth didn't touch, the tentacles on the head of the tights worn by Xin Baji touched Pandemonion's body.

"Ah..." Pandemonium moaned shyly.

"Ah! I'm sorry!" After landing, Xinbachi said with a red face and hurriedly, "Did you encounter something strange?"

Pandemonium crossed her front paws and covered her chest and shook her head lightly, lowered her head, blushed and dodged her eyes, and said softly, "No, chest..."

"Breasts?!" In an instant, Xin Baji felt bad all over, and then hurriedly put his hands together, "I'm sorry! I didn't think so..."

"It's okay, I know..." the considerate Pandemonion turned his face away, and said coyly, "I'm sorry, the deer bumped against my chest...Accidentally...Next time...Next time I will try my best not to make a sound!"