Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Stop doing this—!!" Xin Baji hugged his head, his body almost twisted into a maggot, and shouted frantically with a red face, "My heartbeat can't stop!"

Kagura on the side just squinted his peas and stared at Xin Bachi expressionlessly, and the expressions of Jiang Cheng and others in the audience were similar to Kagura's.

"Is it an idiot?! Is that kid an idiot?! Is he really an idiot?!" Yinshi's face was full of veins, and he grabbed Qingming's collar and shook it crazily, complaining frantically with white eyes.

"That... seems to be some kind of hallucinogenic effect..." Jiang Cheng crossed his chest with one hand, pinched his chin with the other hand and said in thought, "I always feel... have I heard such an explanation before..."

"Indeed, that is indeed the hallucinogenic effect of Pandemonium." Seimei nodded and said, "Especially for that kind of innocent virgin boy, the hallucinogenic effect is particularly obvious."

"Why do you know?" Yin Shi looked at Jiang Cheng with a strange face.

"I don't know either..." Jiang Cheng shook his head, lowered his head and thought quietly, "But I do have this feeling... When exactly, and who told me something like this..."

After all, Jiang Cheng fell into deep thought again.

And Qingming at the side saw Jiang Cheng's appearance, raised the corners of his mouth calmly, and at the same time thought to himself: "This is enough... It's just a little bit, just the last bit, the memory about you can be recalled by this man... Don't worry...]

At the same time, on the ring, Xin Baji clutched his heart, breathed hard, and looked at Pandemonion in front of him with bloodshot eyes.

【I can't eat anymore, I am more and more attracted to you...】

"Hey! Just enough is enough for me!" Yin Shibai shouted loudly, "Now it's a bread-eating competition! Why are you thinking about starting a relationship with bread?! That's just an illusion in your head!"

"Please...please don't be polite, please eat me."

Pandemonium's gentle tone was blown into Xin Baji's ears like a breeze, and it was also blown into Xin Baji's heart.

【shut up--! ! 】Xin Baji felt his heart was about to pop out, he shook his head crazily, and at the same time covered his heart and thought,【Stop saying such things again! 】

"Although it is the first time..." Ms. Pandemonion looked at Shin Hachi with a gentle face and continued, "But it is also the last KISS for me. I have no regrets. Thank you. Finally... let me become a girl."

After all, Miss Pandermonion narrowed her eyes and showed a very happy smile.

Xin Baji, who couldn't take it anymore, spit out a big mouthful of blood, then knelt down on the ground, staring at Miss Pandermonion with her eyes wide open.

[No, I can't eat such a good girl! 】

"What have you been doing since just now, Aru? You idiot." Kagura said blankly.

"Hurry up, come and eat me!" Miss Pandermonion continued to Xin Baji, "If you want to be eaten, I hope that person is you."

"Xin Hachi, hurry up and eat Alu." Kagura reminded with squinted eyes.

At the same time, Yashamaru on the side finally got enough of the Pandemonium in front of him after going through untold hardships, put it into his mouth and started chewing.

"At this time, the Miri wild team has already eaten the bread!" The host shouted, "Is the Yuye team already about to lose?!"

"If you don't hurry up..." Miss Pandemonion hurriedly shouted at Xin Baji, "That's right! For the convenience of eating, knock me to the ground! Hurry up! Please!"

"It's not a matter of convenience!" Xin Baji argued, "Your understanding is the biggest obstacle!"

"Xin Baji, get out of the way, leave this to me!"

Saying that, Kagura pushed Shin Hachi aside, then jumped up and shouted while throwing a kick vigorously, hitting Miss Pandemonion's body and kicking the latter into the air.

"Ah!!" Miss Pandermonion screamed in Xin Baji's mind.

"Student Pandemonium——!" Xin Baji shouted with tears in his eyes.

With a slap, Miss Pandemonion just landed on the mouth of Yashamaru who was opening his mouth, and the latter closed his mouth without any hesitation, chewed twice and swallowed it in one gulp.

Shin Hachi's expression froze for an instant, and then his veins popped up, his eyes were bloodshot, and he shouted at Kagura, "What have you done! Hey——!! Give me back Pandemonium!"

"Ahaha!!" Daoman outside the arena laughed a few times, "It seems that the result has come out! The strongest Onmyoji family is indeed the Mirino family! Qingming, I'm sorry, you..."

Before Daoman could finish speaking, Kagura on the stage kicked Yashamaru's abdomen and shouted at the same time, "It's still early!!"

"Oh! Yuino's team suddenly launched a direct attack!" The host exclaimed again, watching Yashamaru who was kicked to the ground by Kagura and punched to the abdomen fiercely by Kagura's obstinate punch after punch, and continued to explain, "A powerful continuous attack on the opponent's abdomen. This is... Could this be..."

"Spit it out for me——!"

In the end, under Kagura's punch with all his strength, Yashamaru finally confessed everything in his stomach, and fell into a coma quickly afterwards.

After that, including Xin Hachi, all the onlookers watched blankly in a large mosaic beside the fainting Yashamaru, constantly groping for something Kagura.

"Hmm... where is Aru? I can't find it..." Kagura was groping while talking to himself, and then suddenly his face brightened, "Ah, there it is!"

Then, Kagura turned his head to look at Xinbachi, and continued, "Because I ate two, I can't tell which one is which. Which one do you want? Xinbachi."

Looking at the two unidentified objects with mosaics in front of Kagura, everyone present covered their mouths and turned away their faces simultaneously and retched.

"Can this kind of thing be eaten?!" Xin Baji roared with white eyes.

...

Clang! !

The gong sounded to signify the end of the second round.

"Sirino, you are disqualified because you vomited the bread!" The host announced, "Yukino, you are also disqualified because you refuse to eat bread! The second round is still a draw!"

"Cut, is it a tie..." Kagura cut disdainfully, "Well, whatever, although the responsibility basically lies with Xinbaji Aru, I have tried my best."

Snapped!

Gintoki on the side slapped Kagura on the back of the head angrily, covered his mouth and complained with black lines all over his face: "It's basically your responsibility, okay! How perverted are you going to make the game? You bastard! It makes me so sick!"

"No, you did a good job." Seimei on the side praised, "The ability to subdue ghosts and gods without using spells, to be honest, I'm surprised, I didn't expect there to be such an existence other than that person."

"Have you finally started to trust us? My lord brother." In an instant, Yin Shi smiled openly.

"Who is your elder brother!" Qingming reminded with bursting veins, "But then again, where is that man?"

"Kagura, here, here, the yaksha balls here are almost ready." Jiang Cheng, who was tying up the fainted yaksha balls and put them on the grill beside a campfire, shouted to Kagura, "Absolutely never eaten food, grilled shikigami~"

"Oh! Roast Shikigami!" Kagura cheered instantly and rushed over.

"Yashawan!!" Baoxian cried out in pain, "Don't—!! Let go of my Yashawan!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I thought you didn't want it anymore," Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head and laughed dryly, "After all, I don't care about throwing it on the ground over there. I'm a little afraid of wasting it, so I just...but it doesn't matter, I will leave a piece for you! The space between the buttocks is reserved for you!"

"Who wants that kind of place!"

Seimei: ...

At the same time, outside the venue, Shinbaji squatted in the rain in front of a small grave that had just erected a tombstone with the words "Miss Pandemonion", closed his eyes and put his hands together, mourning with a sad expression.

"Please don't be sad, Shinbachi-kun."

Suddenly, Miss Pandermonion's voice came from above.

Xin Baji who heard the sound quickly opened his eyes, stood up and looked up at the dark sky that was still raining.

"I will always live in your heart."

"Student Pandemonium..." Xin Baji murmured with tears in his eyes, "Student Pandemonium, I will never forget the feeling of your soft lips."

"I'll never forget that soft head of yours." Hidoumaru, who was hiding behind a tree, said in a falsetto.

...

Inside the venue.

"I am very grateful for your help, but if there is any danger, please step back immediately." Seimei said to Gintoki, and then glanced at Daoman who was leading a militia member towards the ring, "If I let you all die, let alone regain Christ's smile."

"I'll give you back those words intact, my lord brother." Saying that, Yinshi stretched out his hand to Qingming.

"Who is your elder brother? Call me Seimei." Seimei stretched out his hand to hold Gintoki together, "I will not agree to being a son-in-law before I ask Christer's opinion. But if you want to be my friend, I can make the decision by myself."

"No, there's no need." Yinshi's words of refusal blurted out.

"Do you want to be cursed to death by me? You bastard..."

On the other side, Jiang Cheng was chomping on the sizzling grilled yaksha balls, and of course, Kagura.

"What's the matter? Why are you still crying?" Jiang Cheng patted the shoulder of Sili Yezhong named Baoxian, "Isn't it very happy to eat, isn't it delicious? No way? I am quite confident in my own barbecue skills."

"Do you understand what Shikigami means to Onmyoji?! It's like a family member! Do you know how sad I feel?!" Baoxian wiped away tears that he couldn't stop, and at the same time he was still eating the flesh of his family that he said in his mouth.

"Hey, then you should stop..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "You obviously eat the most, right?"

"Because..." Baoxian burst into tears again, "Because it's too delicious to stop! Bastard!!"

Jiang Cheng Kagura: ... High-speed hand-typed text may be the list of fake Gintama chapters