Maybe a Fake Gintama

As for Jiang Cheng, he lowered his head and kept repeating the process of picking up—tearing—stuttering—vomiting all the time.

Kagura on the side selectively ignored the two, because... they both looked disgusting. However, compared to Jiang Cheng's self-abuse, Xin Baji's behavior is more disgusting in Kagura's eyes.

On the boxing ring, Daoman turned his head and looked at the bald and bearded man who was not like an onmyoji but more like a hotel chef behind him outside the ropes.

"You take the lead first, layer An, let them see it..."

As soon as Daoman finished speaking, he was kicked in the face by Yinshi who flew over and kicked him with white eyes and roaring.

After a scream, Daoman was kicked to the ground.

"Surprised! All the members of the Yugo team suddenly took the lead!" Looking at Gintoki, who was gearing up and walking towards the fallen Daoman step by step, the host began to explain.

Before Daoman could react, Yin Shi had already come to Daoman's body, riding on Daoman's body, and punched Daoman's face fiercely.

"Wait...wait a minute! Uh!" Daoman touched while being beaten, "I haven't summoned shikigami yet... Uh!"

"Before you use the weird spell, kill you first!" Yin Shi gritted his teeth and yelled angrily while beating him. "In hand-to-hand combat, bean sprouts like yours can't beat me!"

"Master Daoman! Hi-five! Hi-five! Come and clap!" Layer'an outside the rope stretched out his right hand to Daoman who was still punching Yin Shi one after another.

Seeing this, Daoman hastily stretched out his hand in the direction behind him.

However, just when Daoman was full of joy and thought that he could get out of heaven through this method, a ruthless foot stomped Daoman's hand heavily on the ground and couldn't move.

"Wow!!" Daoman screamed.

It's Wai Dao Wan! Wai Dao Wan with Gintoki!

"Ah, I accidentally stepped on a poop."

"Oh! Contestant Doman couldn't escape Gaideichimaru!"

At this time, Gintoki got up from Doman who had lost the ability to resist, and then Uedaomaru clamped Doman in a timely manner, and turned his back to Gintoki.

Looking at a certain part of Daoman's back, Yinshi's face darkened, and he said coldly: "Hey, I said you... It seems to be the ex-husband of the anchor Yuye. If it is the ex-husband, it means you..."

"Already here and there to the anchor Yuye..." Saying that, Gintoki put his hands together, fingers crossed and clenched tightly, only the index fingers remained tightly pressed together.

Yinshi's eyes had unconsciously glowed red, and then he ruthlessly poked his index finger towards Daoman's ass.

"I've observed all kinds of weather! You bastard!!"

"Yeah!" Daoman screamed again.

"All kinds of heavy rain warnings!" Yinshi pulled out his finger and used the Millennium Kill again.

"Well--!!"

"All kinds of flood warnings!" While shouting, Yinshi once again resorted to a thousand-year kill.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

After the three millennium kills, Daoman fell to the ground.

"Master Gintoki, please take advantage of the present." Waidaomaru reminded in a timely manner, and at the same time pulled out the huge mace behind him.

"Yoshi! Last blow!" Standing on the corner post with Daoman's silver on his shoulders, he pointed at Uedaomaru with his hand, then jumped up vigorously, pointing Daoman's buttocks at the mace in Waidaomaru's hand, and shouted at the same time, "Yukino-ryu's profound meaning, the chrysanthemum exploded!!"

pound! !

Daoman, who was still in mid-air, smashed the top of the mace in Waidaomaru's hand between his thighs bitterly, and this time Daoman couldn't even scream.

"Nirvana, Explosion—!" The host exclaimed.

"Woo..." Daoman opened his mouth wide, and could only groan in pain from his throat.

"Contestant Daoman is doomed to lose now, if you don't hurry up..."

As soon as the host finished speaking, Daoman, who Yin Shi was holding, suddenly turned into a phantom and dissipated.

"Huh? Disappeared..." Before he finished speaking, Yinshi, who had disappeared due to the support, suddenly fell downwards rapidly.

Along with the pounds! With a bang, Yinshi screamed, becoming the second existence after Daoman to burst between the thighs!

Seimei and Kagura in the audience instantly became expressionless.

After landing, Yin Shi clutched his crotch and rolled his eyes in pain, rolling continuously on the boxing ring.

"Ah, I'm sorry, Gintoki-sama." Waidoumaru raised his hand and said casually.

"Heh heh heh..." Daoman's laughter came, "A group of idiots, have they fallen into my trap?"

Standing on the corner post, Daoman spread the fan in his hand and taunted Yinshi, "Don't you understand? You were just fighting against the phantom I made just now! I'm still standing here and haven't moved a single step! You can't hurt my body at all, you can't even touch it!"

"That..." Layer An on the side looked at the blood dripping down from a certain part of the trousers behind Daoman, and couldn't help reminding, "Master Daoman, there seems to be something flowing down behind your buttocks..."

"No," Daoman's eyes twitched unconsciously, and he explained, "It's just a relapse of the old hemorrhoid."

Everyone present: ...

"It's true!" Daoman quickly defended, "What kind of eyes do you have? Ah! I know, I know! Then let you see, let you see the warts as evidence!"

"Contestant Daoman, although he used illusion, but the anal injury seems to be very serious." The host ruthlessly explained the birth.

"Go and get rid of them while I'm smearing anti-inflammatory drugs on my buttocks," Daoman exchanged slaps with Chuang'an, and reminded at the same time, "The enemy is already dying. Hurry up and get rid of the miscellaneous soldiers and bring Qingming to the stage."

After saying that, Daoman stepped off the stage.

"Come out! Fentian Wan!!" Layer An took out a paper figurine summoning Shikigami from his arms and shouted.

As soon as Layer'an finished speaking, a red-skinned Shikigami in armor and holding a huge katana appeared behind Layer'an.

Seeing this, Heidoumaru reminded Gintoki who was still rolling on the ground clutching his buttocks: "Master Gintoki, please cheer up. If this continues, you will be killed. Is there anything I can do?"

Yinshi adjusted his posture, knelt on the ground trembling all over, his hands were still tightly covering his buttocks.

"Dan... Eggy ran up to the top..." Yinshi said in pain with a trembling voice, "Help me get it off...help me get it back to the original throne..."

After saying that, Yin Shi lay down directly, "Get it down...put the balls..."

When Waidaowan came to Yinshi, he squatted down beside him, and said, "Now is not the time to say such things, can you beat your back?"

Saying that, Waidoumaru stretched out his hand and clenched his fist to gently tap Gintoki's waist.

"That's right...that's right, please, hurry up..."

Hearing this, Waidaomaru got up straight away, pulled out the mace behind him and held it up high, and then dropped it heavily towards Yinshi's waist without the slightest hesitation.

"Fucking gold!!"

boom! !

After a loud noise, everyone present was expressionless, except of course, except Miss Pandemoignon's Xin Baji who was snatched by Jiang Cheng. At this time, Xin Baji had obviously lost his mind. While crying, he kept shaking Jiang Cheng's shoulders.

Of course, no matter who sees his girlfriend being torn in half by the people around him, chewed and finally turned into a mosaic of vomit, he will be like Xin Baji.

"How's the situation?"

After turning the last Pandemonium into mosaic vomit, Jiang Cheng wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth and came to Kagura's side, looking at the scene on the stage, he asked Kagura beside him.

"I don't know, but Silver Sauce's golden mother seems to be in a bad state, Aru." Kagura replied blankly.

[Although it is a bit stupid, it is indeed a good method...] Qingming glanced at Jiang Cheng and thought at the same time.

"How is little uncle, Aru? Do you remember anything?" Kagura turned to look at Jiang Cheng who was beside him, "By the way, where did Xinbaji go, Aru?"

"No, it's just one last bit away." Jiang Cheng shrugged, "As for Xin Baji, he's burying his first kiss outside now."

At this time, on the stage, Yinshi struggled to get up, and cursed angrily with white eyes, "How low do you want to hit!"

"But it's useless if you don't apply the same impact as before, right?" Gaidou Maru replied flatly.

"Before the balls go down, my life will be over first..." Yin Shi knelt on the ground and rubbed his lower back and said with a painful face, "Do you want to kill me directly?"

As soon as the words fell, Yinshi suddenly felt something, raised his head and let out a doubtful sound, "Huh? Wait a minute, hey, this..."

Yinshi stared at his lower body in a cold sweat, "It's not so much about getting the balls down, this..."

As he said that, two golden balls with mosaics rolled out from under Yin Shi's skirt.

"...Eggy just rolled out from under the skirt!!"

"Well, should I complain about this?" Jiang Cheng twitched his eyes and pointed at Gintoki on the stage, looking at Kagura beside him, "Is this really something that should be complained about? No matter how you look at it, this place should be complained about, right?"

"Little uncle, you don't have to force yourself to complain about this kind of shit, Aru." Kagura patted Jiang Cheng's shoulder, nodded and said seriously.

"What should I do with this?!" Yinshi looked at the two mosaic gold balls under his feet, hugged his head and shouted frantically, "Get it back! Hurry up and get it back for me!!"

"I'm not free right now," said Wai Dao Wan who was flirting with Fen Tian Wan without looking back, "Master Sei Ming, please help me."

"Cut, there's no way." After a cut, Seimei closed his eyes, and at the same time raised the index finger and middle finger of his left hand upwards.

Immediately afterwards, everyone noticed that the two mosaic golden balls that were originally on the ground suddenly emitted golden light and flew towards Yinshi's buttocks, hidden in his clothes, and returned directly to the jade seat. High-speed hand-type text may be the list of fake Gintama chapters