Maybe a Fake Gintama
Chapter 485 : Silver life stops at gold fucking!
"Oh! Contestant Seimei cast a spell outside the ring, and returned Eggy to the Jade Throne in an instant!"
"Should I complain? At this time, I should definitely complain, right?" Jiang Cheng pointed to the situation on stage and said to Kagura, "No matter how you look at it, you should complain, right? Why did you go back so simply? No, you should complain why it fell out before complaining about this sentence? Hey, what should we do? What should we do in this situation? Should we start complaining from there? By the way, why hasn't the glasses responsible for complaining come back?"
"Forget things that can't be done, Alu, little uncle." Kagura said to Jiang Cheng very seriously.
At the same time, Daoman, who had just applied cold anti-inflammatory medicine to the anus, also returned to the outside of the rope.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Daoman raised his right thumb up without thinking too much.
"Don't even think about succeeding!"
As soon as Daoman finished speaking, Yinshi's two golden mosaic golden mothers fell heavily to the ground again from under the skirt.
"Ah!!" Looking at the two golden mothers under his feet, Yin Shi held his head up to the sky and cried out in a broken voice.
"Don't come in the way, Daoman!" While shouting, Seimei pointed upward again.
"I won't let you succeed! Qingming!" Daoman gave another thumbs down without giving in at all.
Ever since, under the control of the two, Yinshi's two golden mothers flew around the boxing ring, while Yinshi chased his two golden mothers around.
"This is really an unexpected off-court brawl!" The host shouted a little excitedly when he saw Yinshi who was using Thomas maneuver to avoid flying around, "Competitor Seimei, contestant Daoman, both sides are fighting fiercely around the aftertaste of Dandan!"
"What the hell have you guys done with other people's gold!" Thomas shouted hoarsely to Qingming and Daoman who were outside the rope when he had just finished making a whole set of twisted silver.
"Damn it! Up there!!" Seimei controlled Yinshi's golden mother to fly straight into the air.
"Down!" Daoman hastily controlled Yinshi's golden mother to descend.
Seimei: "Pretend that the top is actually the bottom!"
Daoman: "Pretending to be below is actually below!"
Seimei: "Go straight down!!"
Yinshi watched his pair of unique golden mothers being heavily manipulated by the two of them and fell to the ground heavily.
"It hurts, it hurts!" Yin Shi cried out in pain, and then roared with blank eyes: "Hey! Aren't you two just hitting the ground again in the end?!"
"Hmph! It will be endless if this goes on..." Qingming looked at Daoman on the opposite side and shouted loudly, "Daoman! I have a proposal."
"What? Seimei!"
"There are two balls, how about giving me the one on the right and giving you the one sitting next to me, and then do various manipulations?" Qingming suggested.
"Why!" Yinshi yelled, covering his face and breaking down, and then slammed the floor twice with his fist, "Why do you want to separate other people's balls without authorization!"
"Interesting!" Dao Man responded, "Is it just to manipulate the left and right balls to decide the outcome?"
Seeing the two golden mothers in front of me flying in two directions (Qingming and Daoman),
Yin Shibai roared angrily, "Why are you fighting?! What kind of duel is it?!"
"Give it to me! Sasuke!"
After yelling, Daoman controlled the golden mother who had just been classified as his own and rushed towards Qingming.
[GT01, Sasuke. Favorite type: Gentle person. 】
Words similar to this appeared on the golden mother controlled by Daoman.
"Who is Sasuke?!" Gintoki complained wildly.
"Come on! Yusuke!"
At the same time, Seimei was controlling Yinshi's other golden mother and bumped into it.
[GT02, Yusuke. The type you like, keep it a secret. 】
"Don't give up other people's gold as if nothing happened!" Yin Shibai reminded loudly.
In this way, Yinshi's two golden mothers kept colliding in the sky above the boxing ring, and every time they collided, there was a tinkling sound. If there was no scream from Yinshi below, it would be pleasant to hear.
"Oh! Another fierce battle is going on above the boxing ring!" The host explained impassionedly.
"It hurts, it hurts! Stop it! You two!" Yin Shi shouted with pain on his face.
However, Qingming and Daoman didn't react at all, and they still controlled their respective golden mothers with serious faces.
"The wish placed on the testicles! A proxy war composed of testicles! The testicles and testicles collided fiercely! Will the left or the right win the victory?!"
"No matter which side, hurry up and return to my place—ah!" Yin Shi shouted while chasing the two golden mothers who were flying around, "It hurts, it hurts, it's going to break, stop it for me! Get along well with me, you are actually twins, although you work in the college rescue team and the student union respectively, but you want to help others! Who will come, who will stop the two of them!! Hey? Stop?"
Yinshi suddenly felt something, and raised his head to look at the two balls parked in the air, "What's going on? Are you ready to reconcile? You two?"
"Gintoki—!" Jiang Cheng, who was standing beside Seimei holding a game controller in his hand, shouted at Gintoki, "Don't worry! Leave it to me! Yusuke will never lose!"
"Silver sauce——! Sasuke will leave it to me, Aru!" Came to Daoman's side at some point, and the same Kagura who was holding a game controller yelled.
"What are you two going to do?" Yin Shi narrowed his eyes and asked expressionlessly.
"Yo Xi, that's enough." Qingming pasted a talisman on the game controller in Jiang Cheng's hand, then patted Jiang Cheng's shoulder, "I'll leave it to you!"
"Don't worry, my in-laws." Jiang Cheng chuckled, "Even if it's a fighting game, I'm very good at it!"
At the same time, on the other side, Daoman also pasted a talisman paper on the game controller in Kagura's hand, and at the same time asked with some uncertainty: "Is it really okay to give it to you? That man doesn't look like an ordinary person."
"Don't worry about Aru!" Kagura snorted, "Little uncle doesn't know anything about fighting games! All he likes is FPS games, Aru!"
"Splash! It's on!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura shouted at the same time, and then frantically pressed the handle buttons at the same time.
Due to the talisman paper, the control rights of the two gold fucks were also transferred to the game controller at this time.
"Oh! The battle of the eggs has changed!" The host exclaimed, "The second round of the battle of the eggs will start again!"
"Hey! Which side are you two on?!" Yin Shibai roared with saliva flying all over his eyes.
"Of course it's Yusuke/Sasuke!!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura shouted at the same time.
Then, Kagura and Jiang Cheng simultaneously pressed the X button on the handle.
After a very slight bang,
Two gold fucks exploded in the air at the same time.
"Well, I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you, but the X button is actually a self-destruct button." Seimei said.
Jiang Cheng/Kagura: ...
Looking at the two pools of blood that fell on the ground, Yin Shi rolled his eyes and covered his crotch and fell straight on his back, fell heavily on the ground and fell into a coma.
"Yu Sui!!" The host proclaimed loudly, "Sakata, will you be unable to stand up like this?!"
After hearing the host's words, Jiang Cheng and Kagura turned their faces away and whistled at the same time, as if they had nothing to do with me.
"You two..." Xin Baji, who didn't know when he arrived, looked at the two of them expressionlessly, "What did you do?!"
"No, it has nothing to do with us, it's all because they didn't tell us in advance that there is a self-destruct button." Jiang Cheng pointed to Qingming and said to Xin Baji.
"That's right, Aru, I thought it was the return button." Kagura clasped his hands and nodded, "It has nothing to do with the two of us at all, and didn't you help Jinjiang stop the golden mother, Aru?"
"Kagura, no," Jiang Cheng shook his head, raised an index finger and corrected solemnly, "It's Gen Jiang."
"No, it's Kim (きん) sauce that's right for Aru."
(Gold: きん. Silver: ぎん. The difference between the two is that gold is two points less than silver.)
"So that's how it is." Jiang Cheng nodded and praised, "As expected of Kagura, he's really smart. But Jin or Gen are almost the same."
"Hey! You two just want to play, right?" Xinbachi roared with blank eyes, "It's all because of Qingming-san and the others' enthusiasm for playing, so you should follow suit!"
"Don't just tell the truth so carelessly, Xin Baji." Jiang Cheng shook his head and chuckled.
"It's the embarrassing Aru." Kagura smiled and took the words.
"You don't need it!" Xin Baji yelled, pulling his neck and spitting, "I mean, now is not the time to talk about this! Yinsang is already..."
"Indeed, now is not the time to talk about this." Seimei on the side slightly solemnly extended his hand to Jiang Cheng and Kagura at the same time, "Sasuke and Yusuke explode at the same time, and the banker takes all."
"Cut!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura cut at the same time, and then reached into their arms at the same time with an unhappy expression, took out a hundred-yuan coin and put it in Qingming's hand.
"That's not the point!!" Xin Baji yelled directly, "Is there such a rule?! Did you set up this kind of bet at the beginning?! Why did Seimei-san also participate? And it's the banker!"
"No, I was just begged by the two of them." Qingming stuffed the two coins into his pocket and explained at the same time.
"Hello--!!"
At this time, Layer An on the stage raised his hand to signal.
"Swap!" the host yelled.
"There is no need to exchange!" Fen Tianwan, Shikigami of Layer'an, raised the sword in his hand to Yin Shigao who was lying on the ground, and shouted at the same time, "I'll chop off this man's head and throw it out of the ring!"
"Wai Dao Wan!"
Just as the samurai sword in Fentianwan's hand fell, Seimei yelled at Waidaomaru.
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