Maybe a Fake Gintama

Yoshihara, in a certain daytime, in a certain otaku's room.

"That..." Jiang Cheng looked at Jiang Hua who was sitting quietly beside him in cold sweat, and twitched his lips in embarrassment, "Sister Jiang Hua, is there any place you want to go? Edo is still very lively at the end of the year. If there is, I can take you there. Of course, I will also bring Kagura-chan and that bald man. So... can you stop looking at me like this here."

"Jiang Chengjiang, my sister is serious." Jiang Hua shook his head lightly, "You are already old, if you can't see your normal love and marriage, my sister probably won't be at ease. As a normal human being, you must have a family. I don't want to go anywhere during the few days I stay on the earth, I just want to see that you can fall in love with the right girl normally, get married and have children."

"One week is too difficult! Leaving aside love and marriage, it's too difficult to have a baby!" Jiang Cheng said frantically, "Please forgive me!"

"My wife! I have finished everything according to your instructions!" Xinghai Fangzhu jumped in from the window with a stack of registration forms, "I got all the information of all the girls who are of the right age to be married near Edo!"

"Mommy! All the women my uncle knows have already notified Alu!" Kagura shouted at Jiang Hua while pushing the door open.

【Are these people serious? ! 】Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura and Xinghai Fangzhu standing beside Jiang Hua and thought, 【Hey, hey, I am the benefactor who reunited your family on Earth, right? Is it really good to avenge kindness? ! 】

【Very good! This kid couldn't refuse Jiang Hua's request at all! spread! Just find me an earth girl to marry honestly like this! ] The owner of Xinghaifang said happily in his heart, 【In this way, Jianghua doesn't have to worry about this kid's coveting anymore! That's it! Get lost... let's go on a blind date! 】

"I don't want to go on a blind date at all!!" Jiang Cheng yelled in a broken voice.

"It's useless, little uncle, Alu has been notified of everything." Kagura narrowed his eyes and reminded expressionlessly, "As long as everyone you know agrees with Alu, the time and place have been clearly explained to Aru."

"Hey, what is a woman I know?" Jiang Cheng complained with a look of contempt, "Why do you run errands for such a meaningless thing? By the way, who did you notify? No, you don't have to answer, anyway, I will definitely not participate! Absolutely!"

"Marriage is actually not as complicated as you think," Xinghai Fangzhu put on a good-natured look, persuading him earnestly, "Although there will be a little discomfort at the beginning, but after a few beatings from my wife, I will get used to it..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Hua gave an uppercut esoteric, hitting Xinghai Fangzhu to the ceiling.

After hanging from the ceiling,

The voice of Xinghai Fangzhu sounded again, "Look...it's almost like this feeling, I'm... used to it."

[This bald man! 】Jiang Cheng thought bitterly, 【It was definitely on purpose! In order to keep me away from sister Jianghua, she deliberately made that appearance! Asshole! 】

"In short, I will supervise the whole process of the blind date meeting tomorrow." Jiang Hua picked up the thick stack of materials collected by Xinghai Fangzhu on the ground, "If you are not satisfied with all of them, my sister will select outstanding girls from these materials today, and let you have a second round of blind dates. Before I go back, there will be a round of blind dates waiting for you every day. I believe that you can meet a very good girl."

[Hell! Why do I have to face this hell! 】Jiang Cheng thought in a broken heart,【No! Absolutely not! Why should I go on a blind date? ! Why does such an excellent man like me need a blind date to find a marriage partner! Underestimate me? Are you underestimating me? ! 】

"Little uncle, give up, Mommy is serious Aru." Kagura reminded blankly, "Even if you say nothing, Aru, you can go on a blind date honestly. To be honest, deducting your face, your own conditions are already below the average level. Not only is it a game OTAKU that doesn't work, you don't even have a degree. It's just that the little uncle who hasn't even finished an ordinary private school has no competitiveness at all among the men who graduated from various famous universities. To be honest, if there is really a woman Willing to marry a good-for-nothing like you, OTAKU, I think her head is broken."

"Hey, isn't that a little too much?" Jiang Cheng complained with contempt.

...

The next day, in the morning.

In a restaurant on the streets of Edo, Jiang Cheng, who was forced by Jiang Hua to participate in a blind date, sat on a certain booth, twitching the corners of his mouth, looking at the little ape sitting opposite him with his arms folded and his face full of disdain.

Looking at the red button in front of him, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and pressed it without any hesitation.

"Is it finally over? It's a shame for me to have a blind date with this disgusting game OTAKU." Xiao Yuan pushed his glasses and chuckled.

"Ah, this point is mutual." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said with a smile on his face, "Don't worry, I will also remember it as a lifetime of shame."

"Don't talk about that, where is Yinsang?!" Xiaoyuan's expression suddenly became excited, stood up and asked Jiang Cheng excitedly, "After the disgusting otaku is over, will it be my Yinsang's turn in the next game?! Ah~ so excited! I can finally have a blind date with Yinsang! Hey! Tell me quickly! Where is Yinsang?!"

Looking at Jiang Hua, who was sitting between Xinghai Fangzhu and Kagura on the booth beside him, Jiang Cheng forcibly stopped the urge to smash the little ape in front of him away with his fist.

"Yinshi's blind date is at the cafe at No. 56, No. 18 Street, Duwang Town." Jiang Cheng suppressed his anger, squinted his eyes and smiled back.

"Yin Sang, here I come!!" While shouting, the little ape galloped out.

"Is this really not good, Alu? I thought I could get along with my little uncle," Kagura spread his hands and sighed, "After all, one of them is S and the other is M."

"Let's not talk about anything else, just the smell of natto is a bit unbearable." Xinghai Fangzhu nodded and analyzed while pinching his chin, "I don't think it's a problem to eliminate this one, do you think so too? Jiang Hua."

[Where are you the draft judges from? ! 】Jiang Cheng complained wildly in his heart, 【By the way, what are you guys doing here? ! 】

"Yeah." Jiang Hua crossed his legs, and seriously typed on the first sheet of the thick stack of materials in his hand, "Nutrition is very important. If you only eat natto after marriage, it will be a hidden danger to Jiang Chengjiang's body."

[Sister, do you only care about such insignificant aspects? ! 】Jiang Cheng complained wildly in his heart,【Although it is true that I also hate natto, but no matter how you look at it, it is not the reason for being indifferent! What should be denied is all about that natto girl! 】

"Mum, can I ask the next one to come in, Aru?" Kagura asked Jiang Hua who was on the side.

"En." Jiang Hua nodded lightly, then lowered his head and looked at the information of the second blind date seriously.

"Okay, please come in next." Kagura shouted towards the door.

[Is it really the draft venue? ! 】Jiang Cheng is not well, but this is not the end, after seeing the very stylish A Miao walking slowly, the whole person is even worse, 【There are really people who regard blind dates as talent shows! What on earth are you here for? ! 】

"Hello, teachers. It's the first time we meet. I'm Shimura Miao. Please take care of me." A Miao came to Jianghua and the others, smiled and bowed to the three of them.

"Jiang Hua, this girl is very polite. I think there is a possibility of advancing to the next round. I can mark it for investigation." Xinghai Fangzhu, who suddenly changed into a dark suit at some point, crossed his hands and supported his chin, and said to Jiang Hua who was beside him.

【Hello! Give me enough time! asshole! ] Jiang Cheng said frantically.

"No, it's too early to make a decision now, Aru." Kagura, who also changed into a purple professional suit at some unknown time, pushed the non-existent glasses on his face, then crossed his hands to support his chin, looked at A Miao in front of him and said solemnly, "Let's make a decision after seeing this girl's performance."

[You also give me enough time! 】Jiang Cheng's fists were clenched.

"I will work hard! Teacher!" A Miao replied seriously.

【What the hell are you here for! This is really not a talent show! You went to the wrong set! ] Jiang Cheng said frantically.

"Well, let's start." Jiang Hua lightly exhaled a puff of smoke ring, and nodded slightly.

"It's our first time meeting, my name is Shimura Miao, you can just call me A Miao." A Miao sat down in the seat opposite Jiang Cheng, and introduced herself very politely, "The specialty is cooking, especially cooking about eggs."

"Ah, don't bother, this is not the venue for the draft." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said helplessly, then raised his hand to press the red button in front of him.

But this time, Jiang Cheng failed to fulfill his wish, a steel fork directly nailed Jiang Cheng's hand to the table.

"What do you mean? Miss Ben spared precious time to participate in this kind of boring blind date, but she didn't even say a few words and just pressed the elimination button?" A Miao said with a smile, "Do you want to die? You scumbag OTAKU..."

"That..." Jiang Cheng pulled out the steel fork in his hand, and explained with sweat on his face, "That... I just think that it's a waste of my talent for a girl as good as Miss A Miao to come to a blind date with someone like me. It's out of this consideration that I want to press the button urgently."

"Hey~" A Miao smiled instantly, "Unexpectedly, Jiang Chengsang is still a little self-aware~"

【Fire! 】A blue vein suddenly popped up on Jiang Cheng's forehead, 【What's wrong with this woman? Why is it so irritating? 】