Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Then, let's start with the normal self-introduction." A Miao squinted her eyes and smiled, "Let's start with me, Shimura Miao, 18 years old. His family runs a dojo with a long history, and he has a 16-year-old younger brother. He usually likes to cook, and he is especially good at egg cooking. The ideal partner should have a stable job. If the assets are about 10 billion, it will be fine. If it is good-looking, it is not good if it is too handsome, because it may attract other women. It is fine to be ordinary, but you must be honest! There is only one person in your eyes! ! And..."

Listening to A Miao's chattering about the man's conditions, Jiang Cheng's entire half of his face began to twitch uncontrollably.

[This woman... is terrible...] Jiang Cheng thought with black lines all over his head, [Who gave her this self-confidence? Why can you say such things with such an expression? Thank goodness for such a self-centered woman to marry! condition? Please stop it! 】

"...It's time for Jiang Chengsang next."

"Hehe... Well, Ms. A Miao should know all about my conditions," Jiang Cheng twitched his lips in embarrassment, "It's far from Ms. A Miao's conditions, so I don't think we need to waste time, that's it..."

"Yes! Ms. A Miao!" Kondo's voice suddenly came from under the table, "There is no need to waste time with such a man! It's just a waste material game OTAKU! Speaking of the conditions that Ms. A Miao just said, except for not having a fortune of 10 billion, the rest is basically talking about me! Ms. A Miao, am I so important to you?!"

Seeing Kondo, who emerged from under the table, wearing a black suit, and talking to himself with folded arms, everyone present fell silent.

"There should be extra points for keeping pets, right? Jiang Hua." Xinghaifang Master said to Jiang Hua, "Girls who keep pets are generally very caring. I think this girl should be kept for observation."

"Daddy, that's just an orangutan stalker, Aru." Kagura corrected blankly, "It's just a stalker who looks like an orangutan."

"Get the hell out of here!! You stalker ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Miss A Miao, it's not like that!" Kondo hastily argued.

"My mother's performance was ruined by you!"

As she said that, A Miao picked up Kondo, who had already had a bruised nose and swollen face, and threw it out of the window directly. With the sound of glass shattering, Kondo flew to the main road outside.

But that's not all, A Miao jumped out immediately, riding on Kondo's body and began to greet Kondo's face with punch after punch.

"Although it's not as good as your uppercut, I think this level of domestic violence is still necessary." Xinghai Fangzhu said again, "A family without domestic violence is not a normal family at all. Jiang Hua, I think this girl is fine."

[You can be tall! 】Jiang Cheng cursed in his heart, and then directly patted the red button on the table.

"Please enter the next contestant." Kagura shouted towards the door.

...

Looking at Kubei who was sitting in front of him wearing a pink bathrobe, with his hair tied into ponytails, and his eye mask replaced by a pink eye mask, the corners of Jiang Cheng's eyes twitched again.

"This girl looks pretty good too." Xinghai Fangzhu clasped his hands and nodded and commented to himself.

"Well, my young master will trouble the judges to take care of you..." Holding the camera, Dongcheng secretly stuffed something into the hands of Kagura and Xinghai Fangzhu, "My young master's conditions are very good, even if there are some small shortcomings, they can be completely ignored. I am also very concerned about the fact that this work has not yet decided on a heroine. To be honest, I have never seen a woman who is more suitable as a female lead than my young master."

"Ahem!" Xinghai Fangzhu secretly put the money stuffed into his hand by Dongcheng into his arms, "We are very fair, don't think that giving this kind of thing will make us pay more points, it's useless. But having said that, this girl does have some good looks and conditions to be a heroine."

"Yes, Mommy, Xiaojiu is a very nice girl, Alu." Kagura simultaneously pocketed the money Dongcheng forcibly stuffed into her pocket, and said with a serious face, "Besides, Mommy, you may not know that little uncle had such and such a story with a woman named "Nine" before, Alu. "

【Give me enough time, bastards! what is that? Can you still bribe the judges? ! 】Jiang Cheng said frantically, 【What exactly are you here for? ! 】

"That...Your Excellency Jiang Cheng," Jiu Bingwei finally spoke after a long silence, "Can the blind date begin?"

"Well, it's over, goodbye." As he said, Jiang Cheng pressed the red button in front of him without the slightest hesitation.

"Why...how is this!" Jiubingwei said in shock, "I...haven't said anything yet!"

"Ah, you don't need to say anything," Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and replied with a blank expression. "It's better to say that you already know what you want to say when you sit here, so you don't have to force yourself. Besides, bribing the judges is absolutely not allowed. Even if you really have real materials and really get you promoted, if you are dug out by the media later, it will become troublesome. It will not be clear. Considering that it will affect the reputation of the company, it is better to be eliminated directly."

"So that's it!" Jiubingwei nodded, "I didn't expect His Excellency Jiang Cheng to be so far-sighted. It is true that I was promoted under the circumstances that I have already bribed the judges. If I am dug out by the media later, it will become troublesome."

"It's very kind of you to understand..." Jiang Cheng replied blankly, "Sa, please leave quickly after receiving the souvenir at the door."

"I see," Kubei nodded, "But before I leave, there is something I want to know, and that is... the thing about the woman named "Nine" that Kagura mentioned just now, to be honest..."

"Hey, are you hired by those gossip readers?"

...

After the fourth contestant appeared on the stage, Jiang Cheng finally couldn't help standing up and roaring loudly.

"Hey! Give me some moderation!" Jiang Cheng pointed to Waidaomaru and Ge Ye who were holding a quilt on the opposite side, "Why can such a guy participate in a blind date! I don't understand at all! After all, these two guys are not human at all! And why are they in a team of two! Who do you think I am!"

"Master Jiang Cheng, I'm ready at any time!" Waidou Maru shouted excitedly, "Recently, I've made up some stuff about human beings! You're welcome! You can do it even here!"

"My body is ready at any time! Master Jiang Cheng! Please don't be polite! Just like what you did to Master Ninth, ravage me like crazy!" Ge Ye's nostrils spewed out two streams of excited air.

"Get out of here!!"

"What's the matter with these two? Kagura-chan?" Xinghai Fangzhu asked Kagura across Jianghua.

"Ah, it's a shikigami, Aru, a creature like a monster." Kagura explained, "The woman named "Nine" mentioned earlier seems to be a monster that is thousands of years old. It seems that because of what happened with my little uncle, Alu finally became a god in the sky. "

"Master Jiang Cheng! It doesn't matter if you're here! Come quickly!" Gaidou Wan had already spread the quilt at some point.

"There is no problem for the three of us together! I can accept it! Hurry up!" Ge Ye, who had already been lying in the quilt at some point, shouted excitedly.

"Washing!!" While shouting, Jiang Cheng rolled up the two shikigami with quilts and threw them out from the window vigorously.

The latter directly turned into a meteor and disappeared.

...

Jiang Cheng's face darkened completely when he looked at Yin, who was dressed in women's clothing and was digging his nostrils with his little finger, sitting across the table.

"Nice to meet you, my name is Juan..."

"It's the first time we've met you!" Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and pressed Yinshi's head on the table, the entire table was broken into pieces, and he roared angrily with blank eyes: "Why do even men dress up as women to participate in the blind date?!"

"If it weren't for the 10,000 yuan subsidy for participating in the blind date, do you think I would participate in such a disgusting OTAKU blind date?!" Yin Shi raised his head and shouted angrily.

"Hey, what's going on?" Jiang Cheng asked Kagura who was beside him, "What do you mean by subsidy? Why can I still get subsidy for a blind date with me?"

"After all, it's a good-for-nothing little uncle who only plays games and doesn't even have a job. He's almost 30 years old and squats at home. Without subsidies, it's very difficult for Alu, who would have a woman willing to go on a blind date with you." Kagura explained casually.

"Hey, why do you want me to say so badly? It doesn't sound handsome at all! It sounds completely useless! I'm the protagonist!"

"I really hope, little uncle, you can also have a little self-knowledge, Alu..."

...

Looking at Gui, who was wearing women's attire and had bulging breasts, Jiang Cheng was really on the verge of a complete breakdown at this moment.

"Please take up the sword with me again..."

Before Gui could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng roared and kicked him out of the window.

"Before that, you should pick up your own sword first! A guy who threw away the sword between his buttocks has no right to say that!!"

...

"Hey, is that enough? Didn't you even change your outfit this time?" Jiang Cheng held his forehead with a look of lovelessness on his face, "Give me enough moderation, you people..."

"Well, boss," Sougo, who was wearing a Shinsengumi uniform sitting opposite Jiang Cheng, raised his hand and replied, "I didn't come to participate in that kind of boring blind date meeting, I just wanted to ask if Kondo-san has been here before."

Jiang Cheng: ...

...

"Long time no see~Jiang Zi~"

Looking at Xixiang in front of him, Jiang Cheng was silent for two seconds, then turned around and vomited, Σ_(??????"∠) vomit...

"It's the first time we met, are you Jiang Zi's older sister? I'm the ghost and god Madamejar Xixiang." Mrs. Xixiang said to Jiang Hua respectfully, "As you can see, she is a single mother, and at the same time, she is also a sad woman who puts her love for Jiang Zi in her heart..."

Before Xixiang could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng wiped the corner of his mouth and pressed the red button on the table without thinking.

"What a ruthless man..." Xixiang covered his face and wanted to cry, "He pressed that ruthless button without waiting for others to finish speaking, it really made me... so excited that I couldn't stop! Jiang Zi!"

"Why are you so excited! It's so disgusting! Get the hell out of here!" As he said that, Jiang Cheng swung an uppercut and punched Xixiang to the ceiling.

"This... I think it's okay..." Looking at Xixiang hanging on the ceiling, Xinghai Fangzhu nodded and commented, "A single mother with a child, and this level of domestic violence, I feel unexpectedly appropriate."

"Hey, Baldy, do you want to die?" Jiang Cheng said coldly.

Half an hour later, the ceiling of the entire restaurant was covered with a group of ladyboys from the ladyboy club.

...

"Master Jiang Cheng, long time no see."

Looking at Xiaoyu sitting across from him, Jiang Cheng was moved for no reason, raised his head, covered his eyes and began to sob.

"I don't know what happened, but after passing by those people, I felt a little moved when I saw Xiaoyu."

"Kagura-chan, isn't this human?" Xinghai Fangzhu asked Kagura beside him.

"Ah, it's the robot Alu." Kagura nodded and replied, "But I seem to have a super-friendly relationship with my uncle, Alu. Papa also said before that Xiaoyu is the woman Alu that my uncle raised outside."

"Xiaoyu, please, please talk to me more, just stick to it till the end of today." Jiang Cheng begged, "I can't stand it anymore... woo woo woo..."

"Master Jiang Cheng, please cheer up." Xiaoyu comforted, "I'm here to cheer for Mr. Jiang Cheng."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore." Jiang Chengsheng murmured unrequitedly, "Just sit like this until the sky darkens, let this day end, I... don't want to participate in this kind of blind date anymore..."

"Jiang Chengjiang, don't think about procrastinating, my sister said, I will always watch you." Jiang Hua's light words came.

"Ah! God! Help me!" Jiang Cheng shouted, looking up to the sky and breaking down.

...

After a whole day of blind dates, Jiang Cheng can be said to be physically and mentally exhausted.

"Is it alright? Elder sister?" Jiang Cheng said to Jiang Hua, lying on the table with nothing to love, "Sure enough, this kind of thing can't be forced. Free love, free love, this era is already the era of free love."

Looking at the remaining thick data sheet in his hand, Jiang Hua looked at the already dark street outside the window, finally nodded lightly and stood up.

"Let's go here today, Kagura, and inform the rest of the girls to line up here on time at eight o'clock tomorrow night."

"Do you want to continue?!" Jiang Cheng was in a bad mood. "Hey, please forgive me. I really can't do it. Why do I have to go on a blind date? I don't need that at all. Forget it. Everyone is very busy at the end of the year, and participating in this kind of activity is also very troublesome for others..."

Jiang Cheng chattered on and on, but Jiang Hua didn't listen to a word. Holding the cigarette stick in one hand, he turned around and walked towards the door.