Maybe a Fake Gintama

December 31st, night.

In Yoshihara and Jiang Cheng's room, Xinghai Fangzhu's family, Wanshiwu and Haruta, A Miao, Rilun, and Baihua headed by Yueyong are happily drinking wine while watching the New Year's Eve at the Red and White Song Festival.

"Be happy, brother Jiang Cheng..." Qingtai persuaded Jiang Cheng who was lying on the table with a look of lovelessness, "It's New Year's Eve, this kind of day should be more happy."

"Hehe..." Jiang Cheng's face was full of expressions that were about to be ruined by playing with him. "The kid won't understand the mood of an adult who has been forced to participate in blind dates for at least twelve hours every day since Christmas... Ah, I really want to die..."

"Since you don't want to participate, why don't you just refuse?"

"Shut up!" Jiang Cheng yelled in a low voice, and at the same time made a silent gesture, then raised his head and glanced in Jiang Hua's direction, and he was relieved when he found that he was not heard, "In short, shut up, as long as you endure for another day, it will be over. Sister Jiang Hua will go back tomorrow night."

"Brother Jiang Cheng is only so obedient in front of his own sister?" Qingtai twitched her lips with contempt, "The sister-controlling complex is too disgusting."

"Hey, believe it or not, I'll throw you out now? Brat." Jiang Cheng threatened in a low voice with no expression on his face.

"Everyone! Today this OTAKU said that he would invite everyone to karaoke!" Yin Shi, who was already drunk, pointed at Jiang Cheng and shouted to everyone.

In an instant, the audience cheered.

"Hey, when did I say such a thing?" Jiang Cheng's forehead unconsciously bulged with a blue vein, "Why are you here? I don't remember inviting you, do I?"

"Wanshiwu is a trinity!" Yinshi shouted drunkenly, then patted Jiang Cheng on the shoulder, waved his hand and comforted, "Hi~ And don't care so much, do we still have to separate so clearly? When I was young, even shorts were not distinguished from each other, hicc~"

"No, I don't remember when I was a child like that," Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "You are the only one who can't tell the difference between shorts, right? You are the only one who picks up the washed shorts that others hang outside and wears them casually, right? Have you forgotten how many times Gao Zai fought with you because of this kind of thing? Speaking of which, why do you just stare at Gao Zai's more advanced-looking shorts but turn a blind eye to the crotch pants with wigs? You definitely did it on purpose, right? On purpose, right?"

"I didn't forget..."

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng's pupils trembled violently,

His eyes widened unconsciously, and he looked at Yinshi in disbelief.

"Hehe, hiccup~" Yinshi hiccupped again, then turned around and shouted to everyone again, "Hey! This OTAKU said that he would invite everyone to drink a champagne tower~ Champagne King's champagne tower~"

"Hey! I've never said anything like that before!"

"Mommy, it's Karaoke Alu! It's the most fun event on earth at night!" Kagura said excitedly to Jianghua beside him.

"Oh, really?" Jiang Hua smiled softly, "That's really what I'm looking forward to."

"Shinhachi, you are not allowed to touch the microphone today!" Kagura said with a serious face.

"Why?!" Xinbaji retorted with blank eyes, "I have been preparing for a year just for today!"

"What preparations?!" Jiang Chengbai complained frantically, "Are you sure I will take you to karaoke on New Year's Eve?! By the way, have you been preparing since the beginning of the year?! Hey——!"

...

When everyone came out of karaoke, it was already four o'clock in the morning.

"Ah, I'm going to die, my head is going to explode..." Jiang Cheng rubbed his head, and murmured helplessly while walking, "I really want to die..."

"Hahaha, Jiang Chengsang, you really drank too much." Xin Baji, who was supporting Yinshi, said with a smile.

"Hey, this person doesn't have any self-consciousness at all. He's so angry, it really makes people angry!" Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and complained expressionlessly, "Why can't I notice it at all? If you don't know, go read the Jiubing Sanitation Daily again, you sound-crazy glasses!"

As he said that, Jiang Cheng pointed to the Baihua people who were supporting each other, "Don't you know how lethal I am?"

"You are also auspicious." Yue Yong reminded lightly, "The two of you are basically on par."

"Huh? Is that so?" Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and looked puzzled.

"In short, today's consumption will be deducted from your game funds within half a year." Yue Yong lightly exhaled a puff of cigarette, and said softly.

"It's too much!" In an instant, Jiang Cheng became anxious, "Just a trip to karaoke won't cost that much money, right? At most a month?"

"No, it also includes the treatment money for passers-by and waiters who became insane after hearing your singing."

"New Baji!!"

...

Yoshihara, five o'clock in the morning.

Jiang Chengcheng was sitting on the roof alone, looking up at the sky that was beginning to get dark.

"It really looks like..." Yin Shi's voice came from behind Jiang Cheng, "That lady is really... very similar to that person."

"Maybe..." Jiang Cheng smiled lightly.

"The eyes of the two people... are exactly the same," Yin Shi sat down beside Jiang Cheng, "The gentle, sad eyes that people can't understand are exactly the same as your eyes just now."

"Hangover?" Jiang Cheng turned his face away to look at Yin Shi and snorted softly.

"No, it's not a hangover." Yinshi looked at Jiang Cheng seriously, "Hey, you, what the hell..."

"I'm sleepy..." Before Yinshi could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up and stretched, "Goodbye, Yinshi."

After all, Jiang Cheng jumped directly from the eaves.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's back downstairs who turned around and left lazily, Yinshi was silent for a long time before raising his head and looking at the sky blankly.

【Perhaps, I've stayed here for too long...Even Yinshi...】 Jiang Cheng thought while walking, 【But...it's not time yet, it's still a little bit...the last point...]

...

Jiang Cheng didn't go back to his room directly, but came outside Jiang Hua's room, moved to the door, and listened quietly to the sound of Jiang Hua flipping through sheets of girls' information papers and carefully marking each sheet with a pen.

In this way, after half an hour, Jiang Cheng slowly turned around and walked towards his room.

[This feeling is surprisingly good...] Jiang Cheng slightly hooked the corner of his mouth, thinking in his heart.

...

At ten o'clock in the morning, Jiang Cheng, who had just slept for three hours, was awakened by the noise of Kagura.

"Do you want to continue today?" Jiang Cheng put on his clothes and came to the living room with a look of lovelessness.

"No, I'm going to pay homage today! Uncle!" Kagura, dressed in a thick cotton coat and ready to go, said to Jiang Cheng, "Hurry up, Alu! I'm waiting for you!"

"It's great, I finally don't have to go to that boring blind date." Jiang Cheng said happily.

...

Although it was just a very ordinary shrine, there were a lot of people today. Jiang Cheng and others lined up to take pictures for nearly an hour.

Tossing coins, ringing the bell, praying for blessings, drawing lots, after Jiang Cheng and his group finished all these, it was already past lunch time.

"Oh! I'm the top sign!"

In a certain restaurant on the streets of Edo, Kagura exclaimed when he saw the lottery drawn today.

"Me too!" Xin Baji said in surprise, "Maybe something good will happen today!"

"I feel like I can win a lot today!" Said in surprise when he also drew the top lottery.

"It's the same between Mommy and Dad!" Kagura glanced at the lottery in the hands of Jianghua and Xinghai Fangzhu.

"Me too, maybe this year I will really be blessed by God." A Miao narrowed her eyes and smiled.

"Sister Kagura, me too!" Haru said excitedly, "That means the wish I just made will definitely come true!"

"Huh? Is it the desire to be at the same table with that Xiaoli or something after school starts?" Jiang Cheng said ruthlessly, and then curled his lips with disdain, "Really, he is really a precocious kid."

"Why do you know?!" Qingta blushed and yelled, "Did you secretly read it?!"

"Is there still a need to peek at that kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, "It's completely written on your face."

"Shut up! You're signing OTAKU now!" Qingta shouted angrily.

"Cut, I don't believe in such things." Jiang Cheng casually threw the lottery in his hand into the trash can beside him.

"Yueyue, you... are the same as little uncle, you draw lots." Kagura glanced at the lottery in Yueyong's hand who was sitting next to Jiang Cheng.

"Did you get bad luck from that idiot?" Gintoki said casually.

Puff—(sound of bitterness entering the brain)——(sound of blood spurting)

Boom! (Sound of falling on the table.)

"Yin Sang!" Xin Baji hastily pulled out the Kunai from Yin Shi's head.

"Yeah, it's auspicious to see big red on the first day of the new year." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled.

"It's not unlucky at all!" Xin Baji frantically complained while shaking Yinshi, "Maybe it's auspicious for other people, but it's hell red for Yinsang! Hey! Cheer up, Yinsang——!"

"Sure enough... getting a lucky draw is also a lie." Yin Shi rolled his eyes, his body was still twitching from time to time, and murmured this sentence in his mouth.

...

In the afternoon, because there was only one afternoon left for Jianghua to return to Wu'an, Kagura stayed by Jianghua's side all afternoon enjoying the last tenderness.

dusk.

"Hey, aren't you going? Isn't it your sister?" Yue Yong stepped into Jiang Cheng's door, looked at Jiang Cheng who was playing games in front of the computer and asked, "There are only two hours left."

"Don't make it sound like you're going to die," Jiang Cheng replied without turning his head. "It's not just the last two hours. One day, whether it's Jiang Hua's sister or not. Or... everyone can live happily together. I... have always wanted to."