Maybe a Fake Gintama

"you……"

"Yueyue, do me a little favor." After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned his head and smiled at Yueyong, "It's a favor for Sister Jianghua to leave the earth with peace of mind this time."

"What's busy..."

Before Yue Yong could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng got up instantly and came to Yue Yong, and knocked Yue Yong to the door with a wall.

"Yueyue, I... finally realized what I want." Jiang Cheng showed tenderness on his face.

"You...what are you talking about..." Yue Yong's face blushed instantly, "I..."

"Indeed, I'm a useless person, but even so, I want to say it, and I don't want to bear it anymore." Jiang Cheng's face showed a look of unbearable, "I've been sorry for a long time, maybe because I was too close, I ignored you. But... now, now..."

"That..." Yue Yong's eyes have unknowingly turned into mosquito-repellent coils and are still spinning, "Suddenly...why are you saying this all of a sudden...I...I..."

"So... is it enough?" Jiang Cheng's voice was unusually soft, "There is no need to talk so much between us. The more than five hundred chapters we have experienced together have made me understand how much my heart cares about your affairs. Now, can you give me an answer!"

"me……"

Seeing Yueyong's incoherent appearance in front of him, Jiang Cheng secretly hooked the corners of his mouth, and at the same time thought: [Yes, Yueyue! Sister Jiang Hua standing at the window will never be able to tell your acting skills! As expected of Yueyue, she was able to enter the drama so quickly. 】

That's right, Jiang Hua was standing outside Jiang Cheng's window at this time. It should be said that the moment he found Jiang Hua standing at the window, Jiang Cheng got up and ran towards Yue Yong.

"Other things...maybe not enough..." Yue Yong lowered her head and said in a low voice, "but...hands...just holding hands is fine, let's start with holding hands..."

【Perfect! This acting is perfect! I knew Yueyue that you would definitely do it! Even I was almost fooled by you! sharp! Awesome! Yueyue! ] Jiang Cheng was very appreciative.

"If it's just holding hands... I'm not satisfied," Jiang Cheng approached, with a smirk on his lips, "Can you do something deeper than holding hands?"

"No……"

"Is it really not possible?" Jiang Cheng continued, and at the same time, from the corner of his eye, he secretly glanced at the window behind him, 【Enough is enough! Sister Jiang Hua! Is this enough already? This kind of acting explosion can't last for too long! Yueyue's body has already started to tremble! Are you holding back your laughter?

Absolutely can't bear it anymore! I beg you! Already ready! 】

"Also...it's not impossible..." Yue Yong's mosquito-like voice sounded, "but...you have to get used to holding hands first, I've never experienced that kind of thing, so...so..."

"Don't worry, I will teach you everything." Jiang Cheng smirked, "Trust you...no, your body will remember it soon."

puff! Yue Yong's face instantly turned like a steam engine, and it began to make a puff, and white smoke began to continuously emerge from Yue Yong's head.

"You...you want to be warm...warm...gentle...a little..."

As soon as Yue Yong finished speaking, Jiang Hua outside the window took a pen and drew a circle on the only Yue Yong's information sheet in his hand, then turned and left.

Sensing Jiang Hua's departure, Jiang Chengcai finally let go of his hand, heaved a sigh of relief, and said gratefully to Yue Yong: "Thank you, Yue Yue, for cooperating with me for so long."

After listening, the expression on Yue Yong's face changed instantly.

"But after all, your acting skills are really good." Jiang Cheng praised, "You can cooperate with me in an instant. That kind of reaction seems to be the same as the real thing. But then again, as expected of the leader of Baihua, you can notice Sister Jianghua in an instant. To be honest, I only noticed Sister Jianghua's coming because of the shadow of the window."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng stretched out his right hand, and continued with some rejoicing, "But it's really a close call. Fortunately, I have copied the lines in my hand in advance, otherwise I might not be able to go on. Finally, thank you, Yueyue."

Yue Yong lowered her head, hummed and laughed softly, then instantly took out a few kunai from her arms and threw them straight at Jiang Cheng's head.

"Wash inside!!"

"ah--!!"

Outside the window, on the roof, Jiang Hua, who was standing smoking, slightly raised the corners of his mouth when he heard the commotion coming from the room.

"Mommy, that's why I've already told you about Alu," Kagura beside him squinted his eyes and said expressionlessly, "Little uncle is just an idiot who doesn't understand women's hearts, Alu. No matter how much experience you have in love, you're still just an idiot."

"However, even if he is an idiot, there are good girls around him." Jiang Hua said softly, "In this way, I can rest assured. Originally, I thought that one would be enough, and one person who could see the child's pain would be enough. But now, it seems that there is more than one..."

"Pain?" Kagami was puzzled.

"No, nothing..." Jiang Hua shook his head gently.

...

In the evening, it was an hour before Jiang Hua left.

In a small izakaya on the streets of Edo.

"What's wrong with your head?" Looking at Jiang Cheng, whose head was wrapped in several layers of thick bandages, Xinghaifang Master said, "Could it be that you have also reached the age of hair loss? Because of the hair loss, do you use this method to cover it up?"

"No, it's just the consequences of too realistic acting skills." Jiang Cheng waved his hands and responded casually, then took out a small glass bottle from his arms and put it in front of Master Xinghaifang. The glass bottle was full of small colorful pills similar to Mai Lisu.

"You don't need to hold on anymore. Even if you are called the number one alien hunter in the universe, your body can't bear to stay in that kind of place for a long time. I don't need to refute it. I can see that if your physical condition were changed to an ordinary person, you would have died countless times. Use this, something that was created by accident, that can make you live for a few more years. One grain can..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, the owner of Xinghaifang directly unscrewed the lid and swallowed all the pills in the bottle.

"Bastard! Can you listen to what people have to say! You bald man!" Jiang Chengbai scolded angrily with blue veins bursting in his eyes, "One pill a month is enough! Why don't you listen to what people have to say and just swallow it all in your stomach!"

"Oh! The body has become very relaxed!" Xinghai Fangzhu moved his body, and said to himself, "The dark wounds of these years are completely healed! Could this be the immortal bean of Kalin Immortal? It's really amazing."

"Really..." Jiang Cheng shook his head lightly, and smiled helplessly, "I really don't understand your family, and all of your heads are at the level of a Saiyan like Kakarot."

"I... thank you very much," Master Xinghaifang poured himself a glass of white wine, and said slowly, "But to be honest, I'm also a little jealous. I can't do anything by my wife's side, I just wait for others to save her. This feeling of powerlessness is the shame of my life, Master Xinghaifang. It should be like this..."

"Everyone has things that only they can do." Jiang Cheng took the wine bottle handed over by Xinghai Fangzhu, and poured himself a glass of wine, "To be honest, I really want to change with you. It would be nice if I could be by her side."

"I'm not to the point where I can't even hear the kid's lies." Xinghaifang Master raised his head and drank half a glass of wine, "Don't think of me as that kind of dementia guy."

"You have things that only you can do, and I have things that only I can do." Jiang Cheng said softly, "So, don't feel embarrassed or anything else, you are the only one who can be by her side. Didn't you also give up a lot? Didn't you give up the title of the number one hunter in the universe long ago in order to be by Sister Jianghua's side? Being able to give up work and choose a family is already a very good husband."

"I don't want to be praised by an unmarried stinky brat." Master Xinghaifang sneered lightly.

"To be honest, I don't really want to praise a bald man like you." Jiang Cheng chuckled, "If I want to find an advantage in you, I feel that I can't think of it if I don't become a bald man."

"So... where are we now?"

"You don't need to worry about that kind of thing," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "But I can also tell you that it is only the last step. The key technology of the bionic core has not yet been broken, but it is almost here..."

"Can it really be done? Things like turning Jiang Hua into a human being..."

"Isn't I just an example?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Master Xinghaifang, "You don't need to ask more about that kind of thing. If Master Xinghaifang returns to do things related to Altana now, it will definitely attract the attention of those guys. Now... It's not the time yet. You can just stay with your wife with peace of mind."

"After you say that, I feel like I can do nothing but stay with my wife." Xinghai Fangzhu sighed softly.

"No, there are still things that can be done." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng took out a communicator from his arms, "Isn't it Dad's responsibility to talk to his adolescent daughter about all kinds of youth troubles?"

"this is…"

"Ah, I saw that brat last time, but that brat doesn't seem to need it. It would be a waste to just leave it like this."

"What a reliable brother-in-law, ah ha ha ha!"

"Hey, pulling my hair again will really kill you..."

...

Edo terminal, the owner of Xinghaifang, carrying a package several times larger than himself, stood beside Jiang Hua and waved goodbye to everyone.

"Kagura, Sister Jianghua, I actually have a gift for you," Jiang Cheng said, taking out two brand new mobile phones from his body and handing them to the two. "Version 2.0 of the communicator not only retains the original text message function, but also adds communication functions and video call functions."

"Thank you, Jiang Chengjiang." Jiang Hua raised his hand and gently rubbed Jiang Cheng's hair.

"Oh! Thank you, little uncle!" Kagura cheered as she took the phone.

"Hey, what do you mean?" The blue veins on Xinghaifang's face kept throbbing, and he said through gritted teeth, "What is version 2.0? Compared with version 2.0, isn't the original version a bit too inferior? I said why you kindly gave me that convenient communicator. Did you have a better one? Hey, explain to me, you bastard!"

"Goodbye, Daddy, Mommy~" Unlike last time, Kagura didn't show much sadness on his face this time.

"Goodbye, Baldy, Sister Jiang Hua." Jiang Cheng waved to the two of them.

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