Maybe a Fake Gintama

One day in January, Yoshihara and Jiang Cheng's room.

"Ah, it's so troublesome..." Jiang Cheng lay on the table with a look of lovelessness on his face, "Why do human beings have to spend such a troublesome month as the first month? Can't we change it to eleven months? Can't we just start from February?"

"No matter how much you complain, you still have to read and reply to each of these New Year's cards." Qing Tai kindly reminded.

Looking at the New Year's cards on the table, Jiang Cheng shouted with his head holding his head, "Ah! Why do you have to send such troubles! Ming Mingqun send text messages now so convenient! Just write a new year wishes to send it! Why do you have to be in this way of troubled people! Is it all idiot?! What are you saying? Happy, where does the new year come?! This work was originally Miss Conch, and the age will never grow! "

"Hey——? Really?" Qingtai dragged on a long tone on purpose, squinting her peasy eyes and complained expressionlessly, "You are the happiest one this New Year, right? Reuniting with my sister's family on Earth, going to karaoke on New Year's Eve, visiting a shrine, etc. Can you please recall your expression in those few days, can you still say such a thing when you see that expression?"

"I just can't understand!" Jiang Cheng shouted in despair, "Why do you have to be obsessed with sending New Year's cards? There is no need for such things! Just keep this blessing in your heart! I can feel it! Everyone can feel it too! Search! That's right! That's it, so there is no need to read these greeting cards again. I already understand everyone's intentions! I also believe that everyone will understand my intentions!"

"I know your size!" Qingtai raised her face and pulled her neck and yelled, "Anyway, don't complain, write me back quickly! You good-for-nothing OTAKU! I volunteered to help you instead of Sister Yueyong, why are you still complaining so much?"

"Cut!" Jiang Cheng propped his cheek with one hand, turned his face away and spat heavily to one side.

"But having said that, what's the matter with you and Sister Yueyong?" Qingtai asked casually while lowering her head to write a reply letter, "I always feel that there is something wrong with the two of you since the New Year. Whether it's during dinner or other times, the two of you don't even talk to each other."

"Ghost knows," Jiang Cheng said casually, waving his hands, "It should be said that there is not a single day in that woman's life in three hundred and sixty-five days a year."

"I really don't understand you two~"

"Shut up, you little brat who doesn't understand anything!"

"Tch!" Qingtai turned her face away and spat in a low voice, and then pushed a stack of New Year's cards in front of Jiang Cheng, "Anyway, hurry up, I have to finish writing all of them today.

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So, an hour later...

"Ha..." Jiang Cheng held a brush in his hand, and sighed heavily while lying on the table, "I feel like I can't finish writing, it's so troublesome... Just writing "Happy New Year" doesn't feel like enough time in a day... By the way, why are you writing so hard? Why are you so happy? Is it because there are too few scenes so you want to write about your current situation in it? "

"That's... that's not it!" Qingta hastily put away the New Year's card that looked like a diary in her hand.

"Where's the dojo?" Jiang Cheng asked again, "Don't you want to go to the dojo during the holidays?"

"Sister A Miao and Brother Xinbaji both said that they don't need to go," Qingtai quickly waved her hand and replied, "Because they have to write greeting cards at home."

"Really, after paying so much tuition, at least give me a little serious teaching..." Jiang Cheng muttered unhappily, "What's going on? That half-baked dojo."

Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng caught a glimpse of something out of the corner of his eye, and instantly picked up the New Year's card in front of Qingta.

"Hey, what's going on? Are you going to return this kind of greeting card?" Jiang Cheng asked blankly.

"Think about at least politely expressing congratulations." Qingta scratched the back of her head and laughed innocently.

"It's definitely not showing off or anything else, just to let you know that this year's Taiga drama...the deputy head of the Shinsengumi, Hijikata Toshizo, will appear——Hijikata Juro."

"Congratulations, you ghost! It's all about showing off! Drink a carload of mayonnaise and explode to death!" Jiang Chengbai cursed angrily and tore the New Year's card in his hand to pieces.

(ps: In the 2021 Dahe drama "Rush to the Blue Sky", Keita Machida will play the supporting role Toshizo Hijikata.)

"Okita-san sent it too." Haruta said holding up a New Year's card.

"Souwu? I thought he wouldn't send such things with his personality." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng took the New Year's card from Qingta's hand, turned it over and glanced at the back.

"Shinsengumi (Masensengumi) also appeared on Hijikata's ride."

"Isn't it over yet?!" Jiang Cheng tore the greeting card in his hand to shreds again, "Give me enough time, bastards!"

"That, Brother Jiang Cheng, it's useless." Qing Tai pointed to the dozens of greeting cards on the table and said, "All of them are from them."

"Well, Qingta," Jiang Cheng's forehead was throbbing with veins, but even so, he suppressed his anger and squinted his eyes with a smile on his face, "What do you think of the group of guys using "that group of guys" and "one of that group of guys" instead of you? Their names no longer need to appear in this work! It's completely unnecessary! "

"The "one of those guys" sent a New Year's card that was a little different from the ones. "Speaking, Qingtai handed a greeting card to Jiang Cheng.

Looking at the greeting card with "Red Bean Bread" written all over it in his hand while still exuding black resentment between the lines, Jiang Cheng was silent for a long time, then crumpled into a ball and threw it out towards the window forcefully.

"Brother Jiang Cheng, it's useless, "one of those guys" also sent a lot of the same ones. "Haruta pointed to dozens of New Year's cards with the same content on the table and reminded.

"Then take it all away!" Jiang Chengbai roared, "What's the matter with that virgin? Although I've heard that a thirty-year-old virgin can be a full-time magician, but this is no ordinary magician, right?! This is a dark magician, right! There is an incredible dark atmosphere exuding between the lines!"

"Well, Brother Jiang Cheng..." Qing Tai reminded in a low voice, "You seem to be promoting "one of those guys" just now..."

"Ah! That's terrible!" Jiang Cheng finally came to his senses, quickly covered his mouth, and continued muttering, "I accidentally complained..."

(Keita Machida, who played the three-year-old Hijikata in this year's Dahe drama, also starred in last year's romantic comedy "I'm still a virgin at the age of 30, it seems to be a magician", and won the 106th Japanese TV Drama Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for this drama.)

"Well, Sakamoto-san also sent it." Haruta said holding a greeting card.

"Huh? Chen Ma?" Jiang Cheng took the greeting card from Qingta, "To tell you the truth, it's been a long time since he appeared on stage, and his scenes in the Christmas chapter were also deleted. I still thank him for going to that planet to pick up Sister Jiang Hua. There is no way, let him appear this time."

"Supporting role? What is that? The big river drama "Ryoma" ten years ago was the main character! Your level is too low!"

(2010, Dahe Drama "The Legend of the Dragon Horse")

"Who are you sending this to?!" Jiang Cheng tore up the greeting card in his hand in an instant, "By the way, how many years ago did this happen?! Is it really okay to take it out at this time?! Why take out the old accounts from ten years ago! Don't come out again! From today on, you will be "the idiot captain of another group of guys"! The real name will not appear again! "

"Well, Brother Jiang Cheng, "the deputy captain of another group of guys" also sent it. "

"Huh? That woman?"

"Even if you tear it up, it's useless."

In an instant, the expression on Jiang Cheng's face froze.

"The 'other group of guys' also arrived. "Haruta said, pointing to dozens of greeting cards spread out on the table.

Looking at the alternate greeting cards with the same content as the previous two, Jiang Cheng instantly had the urge to flip the table, "Bastard! From now on, everyone will be "one of those guys"!" Stop trying to use your real name! Absolutely impossible! "

"Brother Jiang Cheng!" Qingtai suddenly noticed something, and stared at the greeting card in her hand with wide eyes, "Ghost... ghost soldiers are also sent!"

"Gao Zai? Gao Zai's role is much more than "the other group of guys", right? "Jiang Cheng said casually, and at the same time took the New Year's card from Qingtai, "It must be some kind of literary and artistic words, right? That guy still cherishes his personality. "

"Ten years ago, the Raiders of the River (Ghost Squad) also played - all members of the Ghost Squad."

"Are you all so nostalgic?!" Jiang Cheng cursed angrily with his blue veins bursting, "Or do these bastards just want to appear that much?! No! I will definitely not appear for you again! By the way, didn't you just play a cameo at Inosuke-kun next door?! Enough is enough! Honestly, all the staff can be parents if they change jobs!"

"Gui Sang also sent it!" Mrs. Qing exclaimed.

"A wig? You can just throw it away." Jiang Cheng waved his hands and said casually, "You don't need to look at that kind of thing at all, just throw it in the trash can."

"That..." Inosuke-kun is actually a good boy, and I also appeared on Inosuke-kun's side, and the personal special for two full chapters, hehe~ And, actually, I have been waiting under the window...". "

"Hey, you're so tall!" Jiang Cheng rushed to the window in an instant, and at the same time opened the window, he kicked Gui, who was squatting outside the window, into the street, "Go to hell!"

"It's useless, he sent a lot of them." Qingtai pointed to a pile of greeting cards from Gui on the table, or should be said to remind her.

"So the serious and stubborn character is Kubei-dono?"

"Sure enough, with His Excellency Kubei, you don't need me anymore?"

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"By the way, who is Your Excellency Nine? My substitute?"

"Hey! That last sentence is really disgusting!"

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