Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Hey, please forgive me, these bastards are just playing with me." Jiang Changchang sighed, and said rather hopelessly, "If it's all like this, I'd rather go to see the birth reports of OOO, OOO, and OOO."

"Well, Brother Jiang Cheng, who are OOO, OOO, and OOO?"

"Hey? Don't you know?" Jiang Cheng asked with a puzzled face, "It's the author's friend. In reality, the author attended four weddings in October last year, and three of them gave birth last month."

"Well...is there something wrong with the timing? Why do you get married in October and have a baby in June next year..." Qingta complained expressionlessly.

"Who knows~" Jiang Cheng waved his hands and said casually, and then showed a very disdainful look, "Che, no matter who they are, they say "ah~ I really don't feel it, I became a parent without knowing it~ I don't know if I can be a good father (mother) role, ah, I'm so nervous~", disgusting to death! If you are worried about not being a good parent, please wear OOO for me! By the time you got married, you were already pregnant! It's all about being a parent before getting married! Why can you say such things in the chat group at this time? Big fire! What a fire! I don't even want to go to the child's full moon wine! Say give me my money back! Give me back the gift money from the wedding! "

"That..." After Qingtai was silent for a long time, she complained silently, "Who are you...?"

...

"Well, Brother Jiang Cheng, someone sent a marriage report!" Qing Tai looked at the New Year's card in her hand and said in surprise.

After listening, Jiang Cheng casually glanced at the greeting card in Qingta's hand, and saw that on the greeting card was a burly Yinshi in a suit and a little ape in a wedding dress holding a bouquet of roses hugging at the door of the church.

"I'm married, Miao~ I'm really sorry for being one step ahead~ Thanks to the game OTAKU for specifying the blind date venue~"

"It seems that this letter needs to be answered carefully," Jiang Cheng said, picking up a pen to write on the blank greeting card in front of him.

"I wish the two of you a happy marriage for a hundred years, and love each other forever. I want to be as lingering as natto for the rest of my life, and I will smell like each other for the rest of my life. ——Jiang Cheng."

"That...Brother Jiang Cheng, is this a marriage scam?" Qingtai looked at the greeting card in her hand and murmured, "Isn't there another person under Yinsang's neck? It's completely produced by using unskilled PS software, right?"

"Qingtai, you won't understand," Jiang Cheng clasped his hands, shook his head and closed his eyes and said in a deep voice, "Girls, when taking photos, they will definitely retouch the pictures. Whether it's an ugly girl or a beautiful woman, they just focus on retouching pictures for themselves and don't care about others. In the end, she is the only one who looks outstanding.

The rest seem to be living in another world. Just like this photo, Euntoki looks like he is living in another world. "

"So that's how it is!" Qingtai nodded wildly, and then picked up a greeting card again, "Then, does this brother Jiang Cheng also live in another world?"

"The three of us are living happily together every day. It feels like we will ascend to heaven after two more visits~ Mr. Jiangcheng, please don't take pity on us! ——Heidoumaru and Kuzuha (ps: Please go to Yukino's house to pick up our shrine after attending the wedding)"

The accompanying picture is a cutout of Jiang Cheng's avatar, but below the neck is a certain sister-in-law wearing an onmyoji costume, and beside him are Waidao Wan and Ge Ye.

"Kill them! I will definitely kill them this time!" Jiang Cheng snatched the postcard from Qingtai's hand, and tore it into pieces, "What did you do without authorization! This time, I really sent them both to heaven!"

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, two unknown objects wrapped in blankets and looking excited flew in from the window.

"Lord Jiang Cheng! Come on! I'm just waiting for your words!" Ge Ye shouted excitedly, there seemed to be no clothes under his neck, "I have fox ears and tails! Men will definitely like it! Master Jiang Cheng, don't pity me! Come on!"

"Hurry up! I can't wait anymore! Gao Tianyuan... I'm coming!" Waidaomaru, who also had an excited face, shouted excitedly.

"Wash inside!!"

While yelling, Jiang Cheng raised his eyes and veins and kicked the two of them out of the window with all their quilts.

"Well, Brother Jiang Cheng," Qingtai reminded with a blank face while holding a thick stack of New Year's cards, "It's useless, they sent a lot."

"Hey——! Joking should be done in moderation! It's too unnatural! It's that disgusting sister-in-law with his head down!"

"It seems that there are still congratulatory cards in the mail." Haruta held up a few greeting cards and said blankly.

"Hey? When is the wedding coming? Why didn't you notify me? By the way, have you read the last page of that jump book? Remember to lend it to me after you finish it. ——Zen Zang."

"As expected of Mr. Jiang Cheng, a happy wedding. ——All members of the ghost soldier team. (ps: Ever since I found out about Jiang Cheng's marriage, Mr. Jinzhu seems to be a little disappointed, and I have been depressed for several days——Wan Zhai)"

"Well, that beautiful officer from Oupai Star seems to be very interested in Jiang Chengjun's wedding. He wants to bring the entire planet's fleet to Earth to congratulate you, so I took them to Earth along the way. Don't worry, we will definitely make it in time for the wedding, ahahaha. ——Tatsuma Sakamoto."

"As expected, it's you, ahahaha! But you can't compare to me! Not only are Christ and I remarried, but we even have children! It's very similar to Seimei! —— Doman"

The picture on Daoman's greeting card is a family of three holding a child, but the faces have been replaced by Daoman, anchor Yuye, and Seimei.

"Hey! What did these guys do!" Jiang Cheng was in a bad mood, but then he suddenly realized something, "Hey... wait, wait, wait! Isn't the girl's head on this greeting card cut off from that greeting card?! By the way, did you stay together to write?! Is the relationship between the two families so good now?! By the way, where did my body go? Where is my body?!"

"Here..." Haruta said, pointing to a greeting card.

"I can give you the head, but can you spare me the body? Those who practice surgery can use it. ——A certain number one plastic surgeon in the universe."

The accompanying picture is Jiang Cheng's body.

"It seems that Yaoyan has spread everywhere." Qingtai looked at the countless greeting cards spread out on the table, "Not only the earth, but even the universe...things seem to be getting more and more troublesome..."

"Hehe..." Jiang Cheng twitched the corner of his mouth, with a spoiled expression, "The earth is about to end, let's all die together...hehe...hehe..."

"Even 'the orangutan of the bunch' sent it. "Haruta murmured looking at a greeting card on the table.

"Happy newlyweds! It would be great if our children could go to school together. Look, it looks like Shin Hachi-kun, right? Speaking of my apprentice, it seems that the method taught by the master can be used proficiently. The master is very relieved."

The accompanying picture is also a couple holding a child, but the three are replaced by Xinbaji, A Miao and Kondo respectively.

"I wish your family of three will be happy forever in hell..." Jiang Cheng mechanically raised his pen to write on the greeting card, with only a smile that was spoiled by playing around, "No, we will be happy forever in hell together...hehe..."

"Calm down! Brother Jiang Cheng!" Qingtai shook Jiang Cheng's shoulders hastily, "This kind of misunderstanding is just, it can definitely be solved! Just a fief to solve the misunderstanding! The earth still has time!"

"Hehe, yes, the earth still has time, but... I have no time..." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at the huge black gun muzzle that protruded from the window at some point and several shining scalpels protruding from the side, "Qingta, if you can stand up, run quickly, they won't even hurt the children... Ha ha, goodbye, my life..."

Seeing that the situation was not going well, Qingta turned her head and stood up and ran out.

...

In an open space in Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng, who was tightly bound, was stuffed into a large cannon, pointing straight at the sky at a ninety-degree angle.

There were three women standing next to the cannon. One was wearing a green military uniform and a military cap. She had an explosive figure, a head of drifting blue hair, a cold expression, and a woman holding a cigarette bag in one hand.

The other is a woman wearing a white coat with an unbuttoned white shirt with a bulging neck, long red hair, a lady's cigarette, a tear mole under the corner of her right eye, and a cold expression.

As for the last one, it was Yue Yong who was holding a cigarette stick and had an indifferent expression.

"Well... It's been a long time, you two." Jiang Cheng said to the two women in front of him with sweat on his face.

The woman in military uniform just glanced at Jiang Cheng coldly, then raised her hand and hooked her fingers at the men in charge of the cannon.

"Earth's New Year... really needs some fireworks, don't you think so? A scum owes a debt to her ex-boyfriend..." the man in the white coat lightly puffed out a cigarette, and said indifferently.

"That! Yueyue! Help me!" With no intention of stopping the two, Jiang Cheng hastily turned his head to Yueyue for help, "Please! Help me——!"

"You'd better die early..." Yue Yong's eyes were extremely cold.

"Hey! Sakamoto! What have you done?!" Jiang Cheng roared angrily at Sakamoto who was beside him.

"Ahahaha, it has nothing to do with me, it's just a business." Standing in front of the members of the fast aid team, Sakamoto scratched his head and laughed foolishly, "By the way, you should buy the wine today, right?"

Looking at the ignited fuse, Jiang Cheng raised his head and shouted in a broken voice, "Don't——!"

However, no one cares about him.

After a loud noise, Jiang Cheng... ascended to heaven.

Looking at the huge fireworks exploding in the sky, and hearing Jiang Cheng's screams from the sky, the faces of the three women showed a bit of pleasure at the same time.

"Close the team!" The woman in military uniform turned around and shouted without looking back, very crisply.

"See you by fate." The woman in the white coat glanced at Yue Yong lightly, said this casually, then turned and left gracefully.

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