Maybe a Fake Gintama

February 14, early morning, Yoshiwara.

"Don't you need to go to the dojo today?" Jiang Cheng at the dinner table looked at Qingta who was wearing a well-fitting little suit with weird eyes, "What kind of clothes are you wearing? It's disgusting, and did you use mousse for your hair? Do you still use that kind of thing at such a young age?"

"Brother Jiang Cheng, don't you really know what day it is today?" Qingtai asked Jiang Cheng with disbelief.

"It's already said that it's Miss Conch's model," Jiang Cheng waved his hands casually in response, "There's no need to remember the date."

"Today is Valentine's Day!" Qingtai moved closer to Jiang Cheng's side, reminding her in a mysterious voice, "It's a very important day when you can receive chocolates!"

"Oh! I remembered!" Jiang Cheng finally came to his senses, then nodded while pinching his chin and replied in thought: "Well, I do remember that there was such a day when I was young, every year when February came, one day I would find a lot of packaging bags of chocolates stolen by Yinshi in my desk pocket, and Yinshi would always give very intriguing looks that I don't know whether it's jealousy or satisfaction."

"Hey?! Brother Jiang Cheng was very popular when he was still in private school?! Can you receive a lot of chocolates on Valentine's Day?!" Qingtai said in surprise, "Obviously he is just a good-for-nothing OTAKU now!"

"Hey, is my impression in your heart really that bad?" Jiang Cheng replied blankly, then folded his hands and sneered disdainfully, "Tch, you are the only kid who is expecting that kind of thing, but you are obviously not yet old, but because of the influence of the environment, you have entered puberty early. Valentine's Day? Chocolate? That's just a conspiracy of pastry manufacturers. If you can't convey your heart without the help of those companies, then there is no need to convey it!"

"Little uncle, that's my line, Alu, who still lives in the mansion of Sanqianyuan."

Kagura, who didn't know when to arrive, walked in and sat down under the dining table, and naturally took the bowl and chopsticks in front of Jiang Cheng, and ate naturally.

"Hey," Jiang Cheng raised his hand and hit Kagura's head with a fist, "Why can you sit down and eat so naturally? Are you rushing to order breakfast? Give me enough time!"

"Sister Kagura!" Haruta looked at Kagura eagerly, "Is there... is there? Absolutely? Even Giri chocolates are fine! Please! I haven't received a single chocolate today! Even my mother didn't prepare it for me!"

"I prepared it when I got up early, chocolate-flavored ice cream, and then it was washed away by Aru." Kagura said casually.

As soon as these words came out, everyone except Kagura stopped their chopsticks.

"Who do you want to be disgusting!" Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and complained with disgust, "Can that kind of thing be chocolate?! I can't even eat breakfast!"

"Ah, thank you for the hospitality." Saying that, Kagura gathered all the food on the table in front of him, and continued to eat on his own.

"You... did it on purpose?"

...

"I'm full, I'm full..." Kagura rubbed her big belly, which was even more exaggerated than October's pregnancy, and let out a satisfied sound with a toothpick in her mouth.

"I'm going back to play games." After saying that, Jiang Cheng got up and walked towards the door.

Just after taking two steps, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something was wrong, turned his head and said to Yue Yong who was kneeling at the dining table with his upper body upright, "Hey, are you okay? By the way, you are really weird today. If I say such things at this time, I will drag me to patrol, right? But why is there nothing today? I'm not used to you doing this."

"No, it's normal!" Yue Yong raised her head and said with certainty.

"But no matter how you look at it, it feels abnormal..." Jiang Cheng squeezed his chin and looked at Yue Yong suspiciously.

"Very normal!" Yue Yong reaffirmed.

"No no no, no matter how you look at it, it feels abnormal, whether it's posture or expression, it's all abnormal." Jiang Cheng murmured, then stared closely at Yue Yong and fell into deep thought.

Yue Yong, who was stared at by Jiang Cheng's gaze and felt uncomfortable, silently turned his face away.

"You..." Jiang Cheng's expression became slightly serious, "Could it be..."

While Jiang Cheng was speaking, Yue Yong's hand secretly pushed the chocolate behind him towards Jiang Cheng's invisible corner.

"Could it be...chocolate in the morning..."

Hearing the word chocolate, Yue Yong's ears instantly turned red.

"Is the chocolate ice cream not going well in the morning?" Jiang Cheng continued, "Then go quickly, I will wait for you to come out of the toilet and go on patrol together."

Listening, blue veins popped up on Yue Yong's forehead instantly, then reached into his bosom and took out a few kunai, and threw them at Jiang Cheng's forehead.

"Ah!!" Jiang Cheng screamed.

...

Kagura squinted her eyes and looked expressionlessly at Jiang Cheng, who was dragged behind by Yueyong, with a bloody line all over his body still twitching.

"Such a man is my little uncle, and I really feel ashamed from the bottom of my heart, Aru." Kagura said expressionlessly.

"It's really unbelievable, this man." Rilun smiled and said, "He looks like an idiot, but he can attract women unconsciously."

"Are you talking about Yueyue, Aru?"

"Who knows." Ri Lunhui said, "But if you really want to be attracted, it's really bad. Last time I saw two women who still miss this man after ten years. It's really... hard work."

"If you fall in love with this kind of man, your life is basically over, Aru." Kagura's little finger dug his ears, and replied casually, and then gently blew on his little finger and stood up, "Okay, it's time to go back after breakfast, thank you for your hospitality."

...

"Master Jiang Cheng! This is my chocolate! I made it all night!"

"And mine! It's natal chocolate!"

"It's my destiny too!"

"And mine!"

...

Looking at the wandering girls who surrounded Jiang Cheng with chocolates in their hands, Yue Yong felt restless for no reason.

If it hadn't been for the consideration that it might accidentally injure the wandering girls, perhaps Yueyong would have thrown away all the Kunai on her body long ago.

Today's patrol was unexpectedly time-consuming. Every time they reached the door of a shop, countless wandering girls would rush out to deliver chocolates to Jiang Cheng, and all of them were natal chocolates.

At eleven o'clock in the morning, holding a pile of chocolates more than one meter higher than himself, Jiang Cheng squinted and smiled at the last shop that he had just patrolled to deliver chocolates.

"You have to work harder at work today~"

"Hi~!" All the girls hurriedly responded at the same time.

"Really, to give chocolates to this kind of man," Yue Yong said disdainfully, holding the cigarette stick with one hand, "It's useless, the end result is definitely to throw it away casually."

"Yueyue, what you said is too much." Jiang Cheng poked his head out from behind the tall chocolates, and complained: "Even if I have no interest in sweets, I would eat up all these chocolates instead of throwing them away at this time. These chocolates, but each one contains a girl's heart. No matter how puzzled I am, I won't throw it away."

"Really?!" A group of Baihua members exclaimed in an instant, and then each took out the chocolates they had prepared and surrounded Jiang Cheng.

"Master Jiang Cheng! Then please take care of my natal chocolate!"

"And mine! Because I know Mr. Jiang Cheng doesn't like sweets very much, so I specially made chocolates that are not so sweet!"

"Taste the natal chocolate that I made for two nights! Master Jiang Cheng!"

"It's only two nights? I started preparing a week in advance!"

"One week? I started preparing a month in advance!"

"I started preparing half a year ago!"

"I started preparing a year ago!"

...

Looking at the group of Baihua girls who were arguing, Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth and complained, "Can chocolate from a year ago still be eaten? You will definitely have diarrhea after eating it?"

Looking at the scene in front of her, Yue Yong once again sighed helplessly. Then he wanted to say something, but he was still waiting for a short Baihua member to walk over.

"Boss, please accept it." The member of Baihua handed a pink heart-shaped chocolate box to Yue Yong, "This is the chocolate I prepared for the boss. Although it is not as good as the ones sold outside, it was made by myself in one night."

Looking at the chocolate in his hand, Yue Yong fell silent.

"Look, your leader also received chocolates from girls on Valentine's Day." Jiang Cheng said to the group of Baihua girls, "Speaking of which, someone did say before that she lost her identity as a woman, so it's not surprising to receive chocolates from girls."

After listening, several blue veins popped up on Yue Yong's forehead, and they couldn't stop beating.

"No! No!" The short Baihua member quickly explained, "It's just to thank the leader for taking care of him on weekdays! It's not what Mr. Jiang Cheng thinks! Moreover, I think the leader is really handsome! In my heart, the leader is even more handsome than Mr. Jiang Cheng!"

"Pfft!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help turning his face away and sniggered, "Does it mean that you are more manly than a real man like me? Yueyue, you are a good subordinate, you know you so well."

"That's not what I meant!" The member of Baihua quickly defended, "I just said that the leader is infinitely more reliable than Mr. Jiang Cheng!"

"Really? You are countless times more like a man than me." Jiang Cheng grinned at Yue Yong with a mean smile, "Did you hear that? Are you very happy?"

"Xinnei—!!" Yue Yong, who had endured to the limit, took out all the kunai on his body, and threw them all at Jiang Cheng regardless of the situation.

"A——!"

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