Maybe a Fake Gintama

In the afternoon, Jiang Cheng, who hadn't had lunch, was sitting in a dumpling shop on Yoshihara Street, the table in front of him was piled full of chocolates.

Jiang Cheng didn't know how many cups of tea he had drunk before he ate half of these chocolates.

On the side, Qingtai looked at the chocolate on the table in front of Jiang Cheng with a disappointed or frustrated expression, wanting to say something but didn't know what to say.

"It's really a convenient body, no matter how much you eat, you won't get fat." Rilun looked at Jiang Cheng and said with emotion.

"Of course!" Jiang Cheng said vaguely while chewing the chocolate in his hand, "I've turned what I ate into energy and used it up! Well, please have another cup of tea."

"Hi, here we come." The lady in charge of the dumpling shop came over with a cup of tea and put it on the table.

"Oh, thank you." Jiang Cheng picked up the teacup and drank it down.

"But having said that, all of them are homemade chocolates." Rilun continued, "I don't even buy any from the store."

"Is there any difference?" Jiang Cheng, who was about to take a break, asked suspiciously, "Is there any difference between the chocolate bought in the store and the chocolate made by myself?"

"Of course." Hilun nodded and said in affirmation, "The chocolates you make yourself must contain more heart than those you can buy with money. It seems that you are really popular in Yoshiwara."

"Ahahaha, in fact, I knew the fact that I am a very good man before." Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and laughed foolishly, "There is really no way to do this kind of thing ~ ahahaha..."

"Speaking of which, Jiang Chengsang is most attracted to women?" Ri Lun asked suddenly.

"I always feel that your question is so sudden." Jiang Cheng stopped laughing, complained silently, and then folded his hands and closed his eyes to think, "Really, am I the most attracted to women..."

Yue Yong who was leaning against the wall unconsciously pricked up her ears.

"Of course it's Lian and Ou..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Yue Yong threw out a kunai again and hit Jiang Cheng's forehead. At the same time, a girl with strange power who appeared suddenly kicked Jiang Cheng in the stomach with blank eyes and roaring.

"Why... why even Kagura..." Jiang Cheng, who fell to the ground, rolled his eyes and muttered.

"Did you start talking hooligans in broad daylight, Aru?! Uncle Otaku, pervert!" Kagura cursed angrily.

"Tch, what a bad man." Yue Yong spat in disdain.

"Why do you get told badly when you tell the truth?" Jiang Cheng, who was resurrected in place, pulled out the kunai on his forehead, sat down on the chair again, folded his hands and showed a look of displeasure, and continued, "I really don't understand you people. What I said is clearly what all men think in their hearts. Don't you just feel happy when you hear those sweet words? Don't you have to be more sincere? When you confess, say "I like you, please stay with me"!" Disgusting! Tell me honestly: I want to [beep——] with you, can’t I? ! "

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Cheng was once again knocked down by Yueyong and Kagura.

"What are you talking about in front of the child!" Yue Yongbai yelled angrily, "If all confessions become like that, this world will be over! No woman will agree to a man's request for dating again!"

"No, primitive people usually confess like this." Jiang Cheng, who was resurrected again, sat up and defended solemnly.

"Little uncle can become a primitive man alone, Aru!" Kagura shouted loudly with white eyes.

"Tch, anyway, I won't say that kind of involuntary words! I've decided a long time ago! I definitely don't want to be that kind of disgusting hypocritical man! I hate the man who can only talk nice things to coax women!"

"Women hate men like you the most." Kagura mocked mercilessly.

"This is what I like the most about Mr. Jiang Cheng! That's right! I also hate that kind of disgusting hypocritical man!" A young lady Baihua suddenly jumped out.

"Master Jiang Cheng, I want to [beep——] with you!"

Several Baihua sisters jumped out at the same time.

Kagura, who was slapped in the face, pointed at Jiang Cheng and looked at Yue Yong expressionlessly with squinted eyes, "Are they all...primitives?"

"No, it's just a bunch of hopelessly idiots." Yue Yong replied casually.

...

After a little farce ended, Kagura sat down on the bench beside him, casually took out two boxes of chocolates from his arms, threw one box on Jiang Cheng's table, and threw the other box to Qingta beside him.

"Sister Kagura, is this... could it be..." Haruta looked at the beautifully packaged heart-shaped chocolate box in her hand, and was incoherent in surprise.

"Chocolate." Kagura replied casually.

"Really...Really?!" The platform immediately cheered and danced on the spot, "Mom, I have received chocolates!"

"I'm counting on you for my share too, little uncle." Kagura said casually to Jiang Cheng, but after seeing Jiang Cheng's disgusted expression, veins suddenly popped up on his face, "Hey! What kind of expression is that?! Why do you only show that disgusting look towards my chocolate, Lu! Let me stop!"

"No, no, it's just that I suddenly feel uncomfortable." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied, "I didn't expect to receive chocolate from Kagura-chan. This kind of development is unexpected. By the way, you... are you really okay? Could it be sick?"

"Go to hell!" While shouting, Kagura smashed Jiang Cheng's head on the table again, and the whole table was shattered by Kagura's blow.

"There's no booger in this, right? Is it okay?" Haruta raised the chocolate in her hand and asked Kagura.

"How is it possible to let it go! Be careful, I'll beat you up! Smelly brat!" Kagura yelled with veins bursting, "Why are you so angry no matter which one!"

"I didn't expect that you are also a child who can follow the trend." Rilun squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "Maybe you can become an oiran in the future."

"Really?" Kagura replied casually with squinted eyes, "Then why don't you leave that shitty place and come to you."

"Hey, can I eat this?" Qingtai opened the chocolate box in her hand, and looked down at the few cakes in the box that were sprinkled with sesame-like chocolate, "Why does it seem like there are sesame-like things on it..."

"Looks like Kagura-chan ate sesame seeds for dinner yesterday." Jiang Cheng who didn't know when he came to Qingta picked up the chocolate from Qingta's hand.

"Hey! What you said made me sick!" Kagura roared with white eyes.

"How is it possible, it's booger." Yue Yong answered casually, "Eating will cause diarrhea."

"Hey! Although it's better than what my little uncle said, Aru! But it's still disgusting!" Kagura stood up and roared with white eyes, "You guys are enough! What kind of impression I left on you!"

"Take it back, it doesn't matter whether it's booger or the sesame seeds you ate in your stomach yesterday." Jiang Cheng closed the box of chocolates in his hand and stuffed it into Kagura's hands, "Isn't it Haruta who wants to give it to you? Isn't it enough to give it to those two guys generously? Why are you so entangled? You are not a junior high school student."

"I... I didn't want to give Silver Sauce and the others chocolate Aru!" Kagura argued loudly.

"No, I didn't say Yinshi~"

"Hey! You're too cunning!"

"Sasa, hurry up. Although eating may cause diarrhea, he might be very happy if he really receives it." Jiang Cheng said casually, "That guy... since I know him, it seems that he has never received chocolate on Valentine's Day."

"No need, Aru!" Kagura turned his face away, and snorted softly, "Even if I don't give it to you, the little monkeys will give it to their Alu! Just give this chocolate to Haruta, Aru!"

"Hey, did you hear that? Gintoki, Shinbachi," Jiang Cheng said into the phone, "Kagura said that if I gave Haruta chocolate, I wouldn't give it to you."

"What?! Bastard! I'll give you three minutes to send the chocolate back to Master's House! That's my chocolate! Mine! And that brat, if he dares to eat my chocolate...I'll kill you!" Yinshi's voice came from the phone.

"Kagura-chan, we will be very happy to receive your chocolate!" Shin Hachi's voice came from the phone immediately.

"Little uncle, you idiot!!" After Kagura shouted, he gave Jiang Cheng an uppercut.

...

Seeing Kagura who was holding the chocolate and turning away angrily, Jiang Cheng stood up from the ground and patted the dust on his clothes like a normal person.

"Really, what's the matter with such a dishonest child?" Jiang Cheng shook his head and smiled helplessly.

"Jiang Cheng-san really cares about Kagura-chan." Rilun said with a smile.

Jiang Cheng said softly: "I just hope that Kagura can be like a slightly willful ordinary girl, who can do what she wants to do, say what she wants to say, and convey what she wants to convey, and live a carefree and heartless life. No, it's not just me, many people hope that she can live happily like this. Anxiety, pain, sadness, loneliness, confusion... these things can be burdened by...others."

"That's it..."

"My only chocolate...is gone..." Haruta squatted on the ground with a depressed face, "Who should bear my pain..."

"Of course a man should be in charge of his own life." Jiang Cheng twitched his lips in disdain.

"That child's matter is resolved, but..." As he said that, Rilun glanced at the back of Yue Yong who had quietly left at some point, "There is still one person whose heart has not been conveyed. Besides, I also said that, homemade chocolate or something... For that child, the difficulty seems to have increased a lot..."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng looked at the sun wheel with a puzzled expression.

"No, nothing." Rilun smiled and shook his head.

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