Maybe a Fake Gintama

"The first step is to chop up the chocolate and melt it..." Yue Yong, wearing an apron and a turban on her head, stood in front of the kitchen stove, referring to a book called "Valentine's Day Cheats for Girls - Chocolate Chapter", whispering something constantly in her mouth.

On the chopping board in front of Yueyong, several square pieces of dark chocolate were placed, and raw materials such as milk, sugar, eggs, and cream were prepared on the side.

A fire was on on the stove, and a small iron pot was filled with boiling hot water. On the other side are tools such as molds, colanders, and egg beaters.

"Yueyue, do you need help?"

Rilun opened the door of the kitchen and walked in slowly with his electric wheelchair.

"What? No, I don't need it!" Yue Yong quickly turned around and hid the book in her hand behind her back, and said aloud, "I'm just a little hungry, so I'm just cooking noodles by myself! I don't want to make Valentine's Day chocolates at all!"

"That's it... If that's the case, it seems that there is no need for help." Rilun smiled and said, and then controlled the wheelchair to turn around and slowly left in the direction of the door.

"Well, the cheat book behind you that seems to be a ramen tutorial seems to have been ignited by the stove fire. I think it's better to extinguish this situation as soon as possible."

After finishing speaking, Hilun controlled the wheelchair and left the kitchen and closed the door gently.

Yue Yong, who stayed in the kitchen, looked at the cheat book that had been burnt with only a corner left in her hand, and involuntarily turned on the faucet at the side and put the cheat book that was still burning in her hand under the water flow.

The result is... Although the fire of the cheat book was extinguished, but... only a corner of the cheat book was washed away by the water.

Looking at the cheat book that was so rotten that the characters were blurred, Yueyong was silent for a long time before throwing it into the trash can beside him. After clearing his throat, he pretended to be calm and comforted himself:

"Ahem, it's okay! It doesn't matter at all! All the ingredients are ready! It's very simple! Chocolate is also ready-made, just find a way to put these ingredients in!"

After finishing speaking, a cold light flashed on Yue Yong's cuff, and then a Kunai appeared in Yue Yong's right hand.

"The first step...chopping!"

After some operations, the chocolate was cut into small pieces by Kunai, and of course... together with the chopping board.

"Then,

melt! "Speaking, Yue Yong threw the chocolate and the chopping boards that were broken into pieces into the boiling water beside him.

"Then, fusion!"

Basically, all the materials and seasonings on the stove were thrown into the boiling pot by Yue Yong.

Yue Yong wiped off his sweat, looked at the pot of... hodgepodge in front of him, and smiled easily. "It's surprisingly simple, and it's no different from hot pot."

"Then, the next step is to make it into the desired shape."

As she said that, Yue Yong lowered her head to look for the mold she had just prepared on the stove, but only at this moment did Yue Yong realize that she had already thrown the mold just now...into the pot.

"Well, it's more convenient this way."

After saying this in a low voice, Yue Yong turned off the fire on the stove, and then took the iron pan down with a towel and put it in the freezer of the refrigerator next to it.

After doing all this, Yue Yong nodded and said to himself: "Then... just wait for the cooling to complete."

half an hour later...

Looking at the chocolate in the iron pot that was frozen into ice cubes and the mixed solids of various materials, Yue Yong fell silent again.

"Why... the steps are correct, but the ones that appear in the end are different from what they made?" Yueyong murmured, holding her hands and frowning, with a cigarette stick in her mouth.

After thinking hard for a long time, Yue Yong suddenly thought of something.

"That's right! There must be too much water!"

Therefore, Yue Yong, who firmly believed that he would not make mistakes, began to try again. This time, Yue Yong only put half of the pot of water.

So, an hour later...

Looking at the unidentified solid solidified in the pot with less water than before, Yue Yong smiled easily, "Really, I'm such an idiot, it turns out that you can't add water to things like chocolate! That cheat book was wrong from the beginning! Really, luckily it was burned."

So, the third attempt, this time Yue Yong didn't add a drop of water to the pot, but put it directly on the stove, and then put the dark chocolate into it.

This time it started smoothly, and the chocolate heated by the fire quickly melted into the iron pot.

Seeing the gradually melting chocolate, Yue Yong's face was overjoyed, and then he quickly cracked the eggs and put them in, then put the cream in, put in a lot of white sugar, and finally poured in half a carton of milk.

"This time it will definitely succeed!"

After Yue Yong turned off the fire on the stove, she used a spoon to fully stir the ingredients together, and then put the iron pot into the refrigerator again to refrigerate.

half an hour later...

"Success...success! The next step is to cut it into the desired shape with kunai!" Yue Yong exclaimed looking at the iron pot wrapped in chocolate in front of him.

But when Yue Yong took out Ku Wu to divide the chocolate, he thought of something, and then carefully broke off a piece, "Just in case... let's try the taste a little..."

After finishing speaking, Yue Yong put the chocolate in her hand into her mouth, and chewed it tentatively a couple of times.

"Puff puff puff!" Yue Yong, who had tasted the five flavors of life from her own chocolate, quickly spit out the chocolate in her mouth, "It's so unpalatable..."

"But..." Yueyong looked at the pot in front of him and couldn't tell whether it was an iron pot wrapped in chocolate or a chocolate-wrapped iron pot, and continued, "Since there is no problem with the solidification, it means that my steps are not wrong, so in the end it's just a matter of seasoning..."

After speaking, Yueyong started to make her own chocolate again.

[I don’t seem to have considered the question of whether it can be sent out...] The sun wheel secretly looked at the kitchen through the door and smiled helplessly, thinking, [And... the first step was wrong. It should be to put the chocolate in the container, put the container in the hot water that is boiling slowly, and prevent the container containing the chocolate from entering. The temperature of the hot water can melt the chocolate a little bit through the container, right? But, forget it, it’s not impossible to follow Yueyue’s method...Compared to putting melted chocolate into a mold and letting it solidify, she is more used to using kunai...]

While thinking, the sun wheel gently closed the kitchen door, turned the wheelchair and left slowly without making a sound.

...

In the dumpling shop, after several hours of hard work, Jiang Cheng didn't eat all the chocolate until dusk.

"Rilun, I don't need today's dinner..." Jiang Cheng lay on the table with a look of lovelessness on his face, "chocolate...chocolate, now I feel like I can taste chocolate no matter what I eat...ah, my stomach feels so bad..."

"It's really amazing," the sun wheel on the side praised with a smile, "It only took one afternoon to eat up so much chocolate."

"Ah... I want to die... hiccup~" After hiccupping, Jiang Cheng quickly covered his mouth, "Even the hiccup smells like chocolate, and the disgusting feeling came back from his stomach..."

"Kassan..." Qingtai looked at the sun wheel pitifully, "I want chocolate too, even if it is given by my mother..."

"I've already eaten two bunches of candied haws today, and the intake of sugar is enough." Rilun smiled and refused, "If you eat that kind of sweet thing again, your teeth will be broken."

"Brother Jiang Cheng can eat so much chocolate!" Qingtai pointed at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the table with a painful face and shouted angrily.

"It's so annoying! Brat!" Jiang Chengbai yelled, "Stop saying those three words in front of me! Just hearing that makes my stomach twitch!"

"Master Jiang Cheng! We're sending you chocolates!" An unknown object wrapped in bedding and covered in black fell directly in front of Jiang Cheng from the sky.

"And my chocolate!" Another black and unidentified object wrapped in bedding fell directly in front of Jiang Cheng from the sky.

"I heard that Mr. Jiang Cheng said today that he would eat all the chocolates he received, so we have covered our whole bodies with chocolates!" shouted the dark Waidaowan.

"And me! Whether it's here or there, even that kind of place is all covered with chocolate!" Ge Ye, who was also dark, shouted.

"Come on! Master Jiang Cheng! You can eat it directly on the street!" Waidaowan and Ge Ye shouted at the same time.

"Why the two of you!" Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and said angrily with blank eyes, "By the way, where did you get the news? It's too soon!"

"Master Seimei told us!" Waidoumaru, who was lying in the quilt, explained aloud.

"I knew that sister-in-law was definitely monitoring Yoshihara..." Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and said through gritted teeth.

"Don't worry about it! Hurry up! Eat it! My body temperature has already melted the chocolate! I beg Lord Jiang Cheng to melt me! It doesn't matter where you start!" Ge Ye, who was also lying on the quilt, shouted excitedly.

"Can I go down?!" Jiang Cheng yelled and kicked the two of them to the end of the sky at the same time.

"After all, they are girls, those two children." Sun Lun beside him said with a smile, "Wouldn't it be hurt if you are always treated like this?"

"I don't admit that those thousand-year-old monsters are girls!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and retorted angrily, "Besides, they are no longer monsters, they have completely turned into perverts! After all, who taught them this way of messing around, it really makes people angry!"

...

"Master, we have failed!" Ge Ye and Waidao Maru knelt down on one knee in front of a woman with long lavender hair wearing red-rimmed glasses and shouted.

"So you are still too young! Compared with my last apprentice, you two are simply too young! Sarah, let me show you how I do it, Master!"

As she said that, the woman jumped into the bucket full of melted chocolate to dye her whole body with chocolate, and then took the quilt beside her to wrap herself up.

"Sarah, that's it! You two take advantage of the night and just throw me like this on the bed of Yinsang, the owner of Kabukicho Master House! Do you understand?!"

"Understood!"×2

...

Yoshihara, after an afternoon of trying, Yueyong finally made a chocolate that can be swallowed. And divide it together with the iron pot into a heart shape with kunai.

After packing, Yue Yong remembered the most important question.

How should I send it out?

...

After dinner, Yue Yong knelt and sat in front of the dining table, very much like her appearance at breakfast.

"That..." Rilun said with a smile, "Yueyue, there are still four hours left until twelve o'clock, if you still have something to do today, go quickly."

"Today's patrol has been arranged!" Yue Yong replied hastily.

"No, that's not what I meant. But...forget it..." As he spoke, Rilun said to Qingta, "Qingta, push mommy out."

"oh……"

...

At eleven o'clock in the night, Yue Yong, who had finally made up his mind, came to Jiang Cheng's door, and hesitated for half an hour before pushing open Jiang Cheng's door and stepping in.

"Oh, Yueyue, what's wrong?" Jiang Cheng, who was still eating too much chocolate, asked weakly on the table.

"Ah, nothing." Yue Yong replied lightly.

"If it's okay, let me rest for a while. After eating so much chocolate, my stomach feels so uncomfortable and painful..." Jiang Cheng said with a sigh,

"Oh... oh..." After answering twice, Yue Yong turned around and walked towards the door, at the same time angrily said: [Why did you just go out like this! What on earth am I here for! 】

"Wait…"

"What... what's wrong?" Yue Yong turned her head and tried her best to put away the unnaturalness on her face.

"Bring it." Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand to Yue Yong, and said casually.

"what?"

"chocolate. "

"Huh? Why did I give you chocolates!" Yue Yong shouted with white eyes.

"Didn't you prepare it?" Jiang Cheng said in surprise, "I thought there would be chocolates to express my gratitude. Didn't I always say that I was Yoshihara's savior? Well, forget it, forget it if you don't have one. Good night."

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, a heart-shaped chocolate fell on Jiang Cheng's table.

Jiang Cheng stared at the chocolate beside him for a moment, then looked up towards the door and was about to say something, but found that the door had been closed, and Yue Yong seemed to have left.

"This year's Valentine's Day..." Jiang Cheng unwrapped the chocolate package, turned his head and glanced at the alarm clock on the wall that was about to go to twelve o'clock in one minute, and took a big bite, "...It's a happy ending... But speaking of it, this chocolate...is terrible..."

Outside the door, Yue Yong leaned against the wall, listening to the sound of Jiang Cheng chewing chocolate from inside the room, and slightly raised the corners of his mouth.

(Valentine's Day - End)