Maybe a Fake Gintama

One morning, Yoshihara.

"Hey? Don't you need to patrol today?"

Jiang Cheng, who was wearing pajamas, opened the door, looked at Yue Yong who was carrying a fruit basket in the corridor, and asked in surprise.

"Ah, I heard that Sarutobi is hospitalized, I'll go visit." Yue Yong replied casually.

"You... When did you become friends with that natto girl?" Jiang Cheng said with a look of disgust.

"No, it's just a normal visit." Yueyong replied casually, "It's just to repay her kindness for inviting Baihua to attend the ninja lecture."

"Souga, then, goodbye." After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and wanted to go back to the house.

But before Jiang Cheng could close the door, a kunai stabbed straight at the back of Jiang Cheng's head.

The latter fell straight forward after this blow, and at the same time spurted a lot of blood from the back of his head.

"Yoshihara's patrol has been arranged, let's go together today." Yue Yong turned her face away, coughed twice and said a little embarrassedly.

"Where are you from, a junior high school student?" Jiang Cheng got up, and Kunai who pulled out the back of his head, complained expressionlessly, "Why would you be embarrassed just to visit a patient? And isn't that a woman? Why would a woman be embarrassed to visit a woman?"

"Isn't there a newly released game you want today..." Yue Yong said in a low voice, "Today... that, that... when you go back, that..."

"Yoxi! Let's go!" Jiang Cheng, who didn't know when he got dressed, stood at the door and got ready to go.

...

In the morning, Oedo Hospital.

"It's really rare, you guys get together..." Jiang Cheng stepped into the ward, looked at the trio of Wanshiwu and Quan Zang surrounded by the bed, and said in surprise.

"It's even rarer for my little uncle to come to visit the patient Alu." Sitting on the stool beside the hospital bed, Kagura turned to look at Jiang Cheng at the door, and complained mercilessly.

"No, I don't intend to visit this kind of woman who can smell the smell of natto from most of Edo." Jiang Cheng shrugged, then took a step to the right to make way for Yue Yong behind him, and leaned against the wall, "It's just on the way to buy games. There are other people who want to visit this natto girl."

"Yueyue!" Looking at Yueyong who was carrying a fruit basket,

Kagura exclaimed in surprise.

"Are you two on a date?" Xin Baji pushed his glasses and joked with a smile.

"What nonsense are you talking about~" Jiang Cheng sneered, waved his hands and replied casually, "My brain is not broken. How could I date a woman who made me lose several liters of blood in the morning?"

"Two people go shopping together, isn't it just like a date?" Xin Baji said with a smile.

[This...is this the date that Rilun said? ! 】Yue Yong blushed and thought.

"No, stop talking, I don't want to buy the game if I talk about it..." Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him, and then glanced at the little ape lying in a coma on the hospital bed, "But then again, what happened to her? Isn't she a very powerful ninja?"

"Yes... yes! It's not a date! How can I date this kind of man!" Yueyong said hastily, and then walked over with the same hands and feet, put the fruit basket in Kagura's arms, and continued incoherently: "Talk... what happened to Sarutobi?"

"Yueyue...Are you alright, Aru? Your face is so red, can't it be a cold?" Kagura asked doubtfully.

"It's not red at all! It's just that I'm a little anxious on the road!" Yue Yong retorted hastily.

"Ah, so..."

"But speaking of it, Sarutobi shouldn't be killed so easily, right?" Yue Yong cleared her throat, pretending to be calm and asked again, "Have you encountered any troublesome enemies?"

"Yes, why did Miss Xiaoyuan become like this?" Xin Baji asked Quan Zang in the same doubt.

"Look at this..." Quanzang took out a pair of bottle-bottomed reading glasses with a crack on one side of the lens, sighed softly, and explained slowly to the crowd with a little helplessness, "I still wear them all the time even though my prescription is not suitable, that's why I messed up my work and was targeted by the punisher."

As he said that, Quan Zang glanced at the little ape who was still in a coma, "It was the same when I found this dying guy, but she was holding this pair of glasses like a baby. I don't know how happy she is. Really, it's very suitable for stupid women."

Immediately afterwards, Quanzang handed the pair of glasses in his hand to Yinshi, and continued casually, "Leave this pair of glasses to you to deal with. Those people will find this place immediately. At that time, when the pair of glasses are still there, she can't do anything."

As he said that, Quan Zang came to the TV beside him, and opened a pink glasses case in front of the TV to reveal the original glasses of the little ape inside, "However, to put it this way, if she still refuses to put on these glasses, it means that this woman is nothing more than that."

After finishing speaking, Quan Zang turned around and walked towards the door where Jiang Cheng was.

"Hey! Hemorrhoid Ninja!" Kagura stood up hastily, and shouted at Quanzo who had just walked to the door, "Are you going to leave the little ape who has been injured like this alone here, Aru?"

"Sorry," Quanzang stopped and replied without looking back, "We ninjas don't have such a strong sense of companionship like your samurai, and you do too. If you don't want to die, it's better not to get close to her. She probably wants the same."

After finishing speaking, Quan Zang raised his hand and waved, and stepped out of the ward door without the slightest nostalgia.

"Okay, we should go too." After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and left, raised his hand and responded casually, "Goodbye, you guys."

"Uncle, you too..."

"I'm sorry, compared to the game that will be released for a limited time later, this woman is worthless in my eyes." Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied casually, "Of course, I don't know if that's the case for the natural scroll over there, but I personally feel like this. Go away, Yueyue."

"Then, Yuan Fei will leave you alone." Yue Yong glanced at Yin Shi lightly, then turned and followed Jiang Cheng.

...

"What's the matter? Do you care about that woman?" Jiang Cheng asked Yue Yong beside him while walking on the street.

"No, at this time, for Sarutobi, the person she hopes to care about her is definitely not me." Yueyong replied flatly, "It should be the man who gave her those glasses. But what about you? Aren't you worried that Kagura will be in danger?"

"Of course I'm worried," Jiang Cheng replied as a matter of course, and then slightly raised the corner of his mouth, "But, isn't there still that natural curl? As long as he is here, it will be fine, and... because of his own reasons, he puts women in this dangerous situation. Even if we want to participate, he will probably be reluctant. Well, don't think so much, the release time of the game is coming soon! If you don't hurry up, you will miss the time!"

...

In the afternoon, after waiting in line for more than an hour, Jiang Cheng finally bought the game he wanted.

Seeing Jiang Cheng's satisfied face holding the game, Yue Yong shook his head helplessly.

"Thank you so much for today!" Jiang Cheng hugged the game, walking very briskly, with a joyful expression on his face.

"No, no...nothing..."

"But having said that, I didn't expect you, Yueyue, to remember that today is the release date of this game." Jiang Cheng hugged his game tightly, completely moved, "Obviously I almost forgot about it myself."

"Because you...a month ago, you would talk about this every day at dinner..." Yue Yong replied casually.

"In short, thank you so much!" Jiang Cheng said gratefully, then suddenly thought of something, stopped and said, "Well, I'll buy you something to express my gratitude. Is there anything you want?"

"Hey!" Yue Yong was stunned for a moment, then twitched on the spot, "That...no, that, I...that..."

"You...what's the matter? Why are you so coy?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong expressionlessly, "Could it be that you... want to go to the bathroom?"

"No...not!" Yue Yong retorted loudly with a blushing face, "That... yes... yes."

"Huh? What can I do?" Jiang Cheng stared at him with a strange expression.

"Li...Li...Li...Gifts..." Yue Yong's eyes have gradually turned into mosquito-repellent coils.

"Then, come here. For you, there is really a shop that is especially suitable for you." After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked towards a certain direction.

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