Maybe a Fake Gintama

One day, Yoshihara.

"How is it? Has everything been investigated?" Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the floor and still operating the game controller, asked without looking back.

"Don't underestimate my Baihua." Yue Yong, who had just opened the door and walked in, with a cigarette stick in her mouth, leaned against the wall beside her with her arms crossed, replied faintly.

"Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I've done any serious exercise," Jiang Cheng said with some emotion, put down the handle, stretched his waist, stood up, and put his hands in the pockets of his kimono, "Then, let's do some exercise today."

"It's too early today, and it won't be too late to act tomorrow." Yue Yong lightly exhaled a puff of smoke, "Tomorrow...the four people on that street, including your target, will gather. It should...it will be more convenient for you to act."

"It's true what you said," Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and smiled innocently, "But I'm really emotional. My nephew, who has never met a few times since I was a child, offered to ask for gifts."

Hearing this, Yue Yong just hummed softly and turned around to walk out the door.

Things have to start a few days ago...

——memory dividing line——

A few nights ago, Jiang Cheng suddenly received a video request from an unknown number...

"Moshi, Moshi, can you see it? Uncle Stupid."

Looking at Shenwei's smiling face with a very unbeatable expression, Jiang Cheng who was in Yoshihara hung up the video communication without the slightest hesitation.

"Well, Afutu, is there a problem with the communication?" Shenwei who was on a huge spaceship pointed to the big screen in front of him and asked Afutu, "It turned into a snowflake after just saying a word."

"Well, it's just that the other party hung up the communication." Afutu on the side replied silently.

"Hahaha, hanging up the video call with my lovely nephew whom I haven't seen for a long time, this man is really too much." Kamui said with a smile.

"That... Captain, do you have some misunderstanding about the adjective cute..." Afutu complained expressionlessly, "If family members who risk their lives to attack their own family members can be called cute, then the world may have ended long ago..."

"What are you talking about, a nephew as cute as me is really rare in the universe." Shenwei squinted and smiled and pressed a red button on the console in front of him again, "At least, I think I am much cuter than the sister on earth who can't do anything but eat.

"

"Well... To be honest, I don't think either of you can be called cute."

"It's clear!" Shenwei looked at Jiang Cheng's unhappy face on the screen and said with a smile, "Alala, it's been a long time, stupid uncle, I suddenly feel better when I see your unhappy expression."

"Um, wait a minute, I... I'm just a little bit short..."

The facial expression of Jiang Cheng in the video is a bit dignified for some reason, it looks like he is trying hard for something...

Immediately afterwards, there was a sound like something falling into a bucket in the video, and then the video suddenly went dark, and there was a sound that seemed to be flushing in the video.

in a minute...

"Huh~ It's finally over, ah, thank you so much, Nobita." Jiang Cheng in the video said with a smile, "After seeing your face, it immediately became clear~"

A blue vein popped up on his forehead instantly, and without hesitation, he raised his umbrella and fired a cannon at the big screen in front of him.

"You won't be able to hang up the video chat if you do this~ What a poor kid, he doesn't even know how to hang up the video chat in a normal way, it seems like he's really messed up with common sense~"

"Don't worry, I will definitely defeat you next time." Shenwei squinted his eyes and said with a fake smile.

"Oh, come on. Goodbye..."

"Wait a minute, there is one more thing." Shenwei held up an index finger, and said with a smile, the dumb hair on his head was still twitching, "I heard that the stupid uncle received a 20th birthday present last time, so this time, I also want an 18th birthday present."

"Yeah, yeah~ It's really a coincidence that it was washed down just now, otherwise I would have taken a photo for you."

"Do you want to be killed by me?" Although he was still squinting and smiling, a vein popped up on Shenwei's forehead again.

"Then, is it okay for tomorrow? Not only photos, but also videos."

"I want...the Blackbeard who escaped from Whitebeard's ship." Shenwei continued, "It should be very simple for you, right? As far as I know, that Blackbeard is on Earth."

"Is the hair on the orangutan's butt okay? Although it's not black beard, it's about the same color."

"It is said that plastic surgery was done or something, but I don't think there will be any problems for the stupid uncle. Then, please. After all, this is the first gift that such a cute nephew asks for, so he will definitely be satisfied, right?"

"No matter how you say it, you can't just run to the next studio just because of a gift, so I say..."

"The head of the Fourth Division of Chunyu, Hua Tuo, took away the organization's money and ran away, isn't it similar to Blackbeard who killed his companion and ran away?" Shenwei continued, "This is her name. Then I'll leave it to you."

"If it's a lollipop, maybe I can buy it for you, but such a troublesome gift is fine. Goodbye."

"Actually, there is another person looking for her. As far as I know, that person is an old acquaintance of Uncle Stupid." Kamui continued unhurriedly, "Although he doesn't know how to do three swords, he is also blind in one eye."

"you…"

"It seems to be called Takasugi or something. It's always been very active to do tasks after coming to Chunyu for so long. Even our jobs have been taken away a lot."

"Gao Tsai still likes to work as always~"

"You should understand, right? That man named Gao Zai is so active in wanting to make meritorious deeds..."

"Ah, it's really troublesome, but since it's a request from my nephew who isn't cute at all, then I can only get up and move around a little bit. Then, one last question, is the gift alive? Or...it doesn't matter if it turns into a corpse?"

"Hahaha, as expected of you, there is a full division of the opponent who can still say such a thing." Shenwei smiled, "It doesn't matter to the miscellaneous soldiers, but that seems to be the woman that Afutu liked before. If possible, it is better to live."

"The kind of slovenly man?"

"No, since the last time, Afutu has been trimming his beard every morning. His hair has also been trimmed regularly."

"It seems that kind of guy is not incurable," Jiang Cheng slightly raised the corner of his mouth, "Okay, goodbye then. Gifts or something, just leave them to me..."

Seeing the big white teeth that Jiang Cheng grinned before the video was hung up, everyone on the boat felt chills except Shenwei.

"This man...is so scary through the screen." Afutu said with lingering fear.

"Like this?" Shenwei instantly opened his eyes, and his expression turned ferocious.

"Maybe it's scary too, but compared to him..."

"Hahahaha, speaking of which, Afutu and we haven't fought each other for a long time, can you practice with me a little bit?"

"I have a stomachache. I'll go to the toilet first. If you have time, you can practice with the team leader."

Saying that, Afu Rabbit clutched his stomach and made a pained expression, turned around and left.

——Memory ending dividing line——

"So should we rest early today?" Looking at Yue Yong's back, Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and thought to himself.

...

In the early morning of the next day, it was just dawn, and everything was in the house.

Xin Baji, who got up early, wore a scarf and curled up, complaining about the cold weather while going up the stairs.

"Ah~ It's so cold, it's so cold to death in the morning." As he said, Xin Baji had already gone up to the second floor, but just as he turned around, Xin Baji found a little girl wrapped in a blanket and curled up, leaning against the door of Wanshi Room, sleeping soundly.

The girl has orange hair, and a bunch of hair on the left forehead is tied up, like some kind of... artificial hair. The girl was still snoring constantly, and the snot bubbles were still hanging on her nose. It seemed that it had frozen.

"Who is this child? Drunk?" After asking a puzzled question, Xin Baji squatted down in front of the girl, and said kindly, "Well, I'm sorry to bother you. If you sleep here, you'll catch a cold. Sorry, your snot bubbles are all frozen."

Just after finishing speaking, the snot bubble hanging in front of the girl's nose suddenly fell down and hit the ground with a sound like a light bulb falling to the ground and shattering.

After hearing the sound of shattering, the girl opened her eyes instantly, then without any hesitation, she lifted the blanket and subconsciously threw her knife in the direction of Xin Baji.

"Not good! Someone is here to mess things up!" The girl shouted.

boom! ! The entire wall was pierced by the girl's undrawn knife.

And Xin Baji, who reacted in an instant, rushed towards the back as if fleeing for his life to avoid the blow.

"You, you... what are you doing!" Xin Baji, who was lying on the ground, raised his head, looked at the girl who stood up and shouted with lingering fear.

"It doesn't matter which gang you belong to, if you dare to move a finger of your elder brother," the girl pulled out her knife as she said, "I will let you bloom bright red flowers~"

"What inexplicable words are you talking about!" Xin Baji yelled, spitting all over the place.

But the girl didn't seem to listen to Xin Baji's words. After pulling out her own knife, she held it with both hands and raised it above her head without any hesitation, then jumped up and jumped towards Xin Baji, and was about to slash it down.

"Wait, wait! Wait for me!" Seeing the girl getting closer and closer to him, Xin Baji shouted anxiously.

Fortunately, when the girl was about to slash down, rubbing her sleepy eyes, Kagura in her pajamas kicked over the door and saved Xin Hachi.

boom! !

"It's so noisy early in the morning..." Kagura rubbed his eyes, yawned and complained to the girl at Shin Hachi who leaked his head through the door.

...

In the morning, in Dengshi's tavern.

The girl turned half sideways, with one hand behind her back, the other stretched forward, her legs slightly bent, and she introduced herself to Xin Bachi and the others in front of her, "I'm Chun Pingzi who just joined Wanshiwu as a younger brother! Please take care of me from now on, Boss Dengshi."

Saying that, Chun Pingzi stood up and solemnly apologized to Xin Baji, "Just now I really apologized, I didn't know that you were the eldest brother's first younger brother, and you made a very rude move."

Immediately afterwards, Chun Pingzi pulled out his own knife, and stretched out his left little finger, "Now I will take the responsibility to cut off the little finger. Uh-huh~"

"Hey, what are you messing around with?" Yinshi's face was dark, with veins popping out of his face, he grabbed Chun Pingzi's bunch of artificial hairs that looked very stupid, and then walked towards the door, "I'm not a gangster, and I don't plan to accept my younger brother. Get out of here, you worthless little bastard."

(PS: "Little gangster" and "Tsubaki Pirako" have the same pronunciation in Japanese.)

"Brother and I will definitely become the boss of this dark street!" Tsubaki Pingzi, who was dragged in the air by Gintoki's hair, still had that natural and refreshing expression, and said hastily, "Let's fall into the dark side together, brother!"

"When did I say I wanted to be a black warrior?!" Yin Shi yelled with displeasure on his face.

(Star Wars Jedi Knight Darth Vader, who fell to the dark side due to bereavement and became Darth Vader under the Sith banner.)

"Please, I have nowhere to go." Chunpingzi pleaded.

"What the hell is going on, that kid..." Looking at Chun Pingzi who was still obsessed with Yinshi, Xin Baji squinted his peasy eyes, and complained with black lines at the corners of his eyes.

At this time, Granny Dengshi thought of something, turned her head and asked Chun Pingzi at the door, "Are you... from the underworld?"

Hearing the sound, Shin Hachi and Kagura turned their heads to look at Grandma Toshi at the same time.

"I've heard," said Granny Toshi, clasping her hands, closing her eyes and thinking, "Uekibachi's family often has business disputes with Jiro's family. Every time they fight, there is a crazy woman who can ride a thousand horses. People call it Hiroko Hitoza."

"Huh?! Killed?!" Yinshi was in a bad mood for an instant, looking at Chunpingzi who was standing obediently beside him with a very natural refreshing smile on his face, "Is this just natural?!"

"This kind of natural stupidity is actually the underworld's trump card?!" Xin Baji complained loudly in cold sweat.

"It's not that great anymore," Chun Pingzi replied with some embarrassment, turning her body sideways, twisting her body, "I'm just very good at decorating things with flowers.

As he spoke, Chun Pingzi lightly clasped his hands together and rested them on his chest, with full yearning on his face, "Do you know that the more villainous you are, the more beautiful flowers you can bloom. You can produce bright red and beautiful flowers when you chop them~"

"Well, I'm really sorry... I just underestimated you and made you stunned." Xin Baji said in a low voice, then turned around slowly mechanically, and quickly sat on the chair in front of the counter, bowing his head and pretending to be Xiao Transparent without saying a word.

"You said you have nowhere to go, what happened to that "family"? Yin Shi asked Chun Pingzi.

"It's gone~" Chunpingzi replied with a smile and squinted her eyes, "Being plotted against by Jiro's family, now there is only a flower field left."

Saying that, Chun Pingzi twitched again, and Yin Shi and Xin Baji's expressions had completely changed, the same foreheads were all black, and cold sweat flowed from their faces.

"Since I was picked up by the boss, I have been living according to his wishes," Tsubaki Hirako continued, twitching, "So I don't know what I should do now. But all I can do is decorate flowers, so I came here. In order to turn the street where Jiro is located, Kabukicho into a bright red flower field~"

After listening, the faces of Gintoki and Shin Hachi were already covered with black lines, and the corners of Shin Hachi's mouth were still twitching, but Kagura on the side didn't respond at all.

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