Maybe a Fake Gintama

"The director of the factory," said Fourteen, dressed as a factory worker in sunglasses with blue lenses, holding the sniper rifle on his shoulder with one hand, and reporting into his headset with the other hand, "found the spy who was spying on the patriots." Suspicious people and suspicious nits have been shot and killed immediately!"

"Understood! Has the committee finally started to act? Ragnarok is not far away! The development of Patriots must be accelerated!" Yinshi's voice came from the headset.

"There are other suspicious children, do you want to deal with them?" Said Fourteen squatting down while raising the sniper rifle in his hand.

boom!

After another gunshot, Shisi fell to the ground slowly, and a group of children also clung together tightly because of fright and trembling.

"That's my guest," said Mr. Shi, dressed in work clothes, wearing yellow lens sunglasses, with a cigarette in his mouth, a mustache on his face, and a sniper rifle in his hand. , "Carrying the last hope of mankind, children of Patriots, welcome to visit the Patriots factory."

"Master of the factory, the children say they are not interested in the patriots." Kagura shouted, holding up the umbrella in his hand.

"Really?" Yinshi closed his eyes and replied, "If you are discovered here, you can't let you go like this. We must solve it immediately..."

Before Yintoki could finish his sentence, he was shot dead by Kagura and Shin Hachi who took out pistols from their arms at the same time.

Kagura, who was still smoking from the muzzle of the pistol in his hand, said without looking back: "You can go back."

"Be careful on the way back." Xin Baji took the words.

...

At the entrance of the dilapidated factory building, there are eight pairs of children's sandals on the floor.

Daigoro and other children followed Xin Hachi and Kagura tremblingly, and walked slowly towards the depths of the factory.

"Come this way, please." Xin Baji said without turning his head.

"Oops! It's definitely better to go back!" A child complained in a low voice.

"Even if you go back, you will definitely be killed!" Another child retorted softly.

"Now we just have to be conscious and visit the Patriot factory." Daigoro didn't show any timidity on his face.

"but…"

Before finishing speaking, Shin Hachi and Kagura who were walking in the front stopped, stopped in front of a transparent showcase and stood on both sides. The words "Patriot's History" are also thoughtfully marked on the top of the showcase.

"Look here, Aru." Kagura introduced to the children.

"Here you can see the historical changes of the Patriot." Xin Baji took the words, and then pointed to the Patriot on the far left of the showcase, "Although the Patriot looks like this now, it actually has a very long history. From the rope Since the era of writing, it has been continuously improved to support our lives.”

"I don't remember being supported!" Daigoro complained.

"This is the oldest patriot in the world made by the father of the patriot, the patriarch Tugrammanda." Xin Baji pointed to the fried chicken on a plate on the far right of the showcase and the silver time original card behind the plate. Photos of people dressed up, and continued solemnly.

"Is this just a piece of meat?" a child complained.

"Although it is similar to meat, this is an authentic patriot." Xin Baji explained, and then pointed to the desiccant next to the fried chicken, "Look, there is a word "not edible" next to it. "

"If it comes with a desiccant, it means it's food!"

"This first-generation patriot, because of its shape, we also call it a patriot with bones, a sinew (patriot) person, and many other names." Kagura raised an index finger and introduced it solemnly.

"It's just that the word "meat" in the brackets has been replaced!"

"This was in the Heian era," Xin Hachi, ignoring the children's complaints, pointed to the second "Patriot" from the right in the showcase and introduced, "After sending Tang envoys—Kakimoto Toumaro changed a lot, joined Tang Spicy patriots made with the spices brought back..."

Looking at the spicy chicken nuggets that had been bitten off on the plate, and the oil stains on the corner of Yinshi's mouth in the photo behind the plate, a child complained vigorously: "This is spicy chicken drumsticks, right? By the way, there are traces of being eaten by someone." Woolen cloth,

Tuwu Malu's mouth in the photo is oily! "

Still perfectly ignoring the child's complaints, Xin Baji pointed to the fried chicken leg and French fries set and continued to introduce: "Then came the Warring States Period. After Tuwuwanzang, the patriots reached their heyday."

"Why did it become a set meal! Tu Wumanzang didn't do anything at all! This is the history of fried chicken!" Looking at the back of Euntoki who was checking out with the clerk at the front desk of KFC in the photo, the name just now The child spit and spit.

"Then, after going through a lot of things, it evolved into the current form." Xin Baji continued pointing at the Patriot beside him.

"Why?! The most important part is so vague!!"

"After learning the basics of patriotism, I'm finally going to visit the factory," Xin Baji turned and walked slowly along the dark corridor of the factory building, and at the same time slowly explained to the children, "come and see patriotism." The manufacturing process of the patriot is the same as what you see. The patriot is roughly composed of three parts. The facial tissue part is called Solid."

"No, you already call it facial tissue, why is it still called Solid?"

"The toilet paper part called Nacked." Xin Baji went on self-consciously, "and... the stick."

"Why?! Why did you give up naming it!"

"Put these three things together, and the Patriot is complete." Xin Baji continued.

At this time, Xin Baji and others finally arrived outside the Patriots' manufacturing room.

Shin Hachi and Kagura led a group of children to stop outside the glass window of the factory building.

"Look at that conveyor belt!" Kagura said.

"Nothing came here... Is the manager of the factory dead, so you're just being lazy?" Looking at the slowly rotating but empty dirty conveyor belts, a child complained in a low voice.

But just after finishing speaking, Yin Shi's figure slowly appeared on a conveyor belt.

Looking at Yin Shi, who was covered in blood and lay motionless on the conveyor belt, all the children were expressionless.

[The factory manager has been sent over! ! 】

"First assemble the broken factory manager." Kagura explained, "This is the first process."

"Where to start?!"

"What's broken? Isn't the factory manager just being made fun of by the two of you?!"

"The manager of the factory is broken." Xin Baji explained thoughtfully.

"The factory manager is not respected at all!!"

At this moment, Gintoki stopped in front of the little ape in overalls holding a tissue.

"First, wipe off the blood on your body with a facial tissue." Kagura explained.

Looking at the little ape who took out a paper towel and kept wiping the blood on the silver head, the child tried to complain: "Isn't that a part of the Patriot? Don't worry about those things, hurry up and assemble it!"

As soon as the words were finished, Yinshi, who had been wiped by the little monkey, came to Yueyong who was holding a roll of paper. At the same time, Xin Baji continued to explain: "Then wipe the bloody past with toilet paper."

Looking at Yueyong who wrapped Yinshi's head in toilet paper in a few moments, or this meaningless process, the child continued to complain: "The past of that kind of uncle doesn't matter! Let's make the patriot!"

At this time, Yin Shi, who had gone through the second process, came to Jiang Cheng and Shisi, who were holding patriots and wearing overalls.

Meanwhile, Kagura explains very well: "Then wake him up with Patriot."

I saw Shisi and Jiang Cheng standing on both sides of the conveyor belt, without the slightest hesitation, raised the patriot in their hands and smashed it down on Yinshi's head again and again. During the process, Zhong Yinshi also seemed to make a speech similar to "it hurts".

"Isn't the patriot already done?! Why did you use the patriot in the process of making the patriot? By the way, the uncle said "it hurts" right? Absolutely? Saying "it hurts" proves that you are still alive, right? What is going on? ! "

"No, I didn't say anything." Xin Baji lied without blushing, and then went on to explain, "Repeat this process three times."

"You are just looking for faults! By the way, aren't these guys the ones who were killed just now?"

"In order to be resurrected, the past must be liquidated." Kagura explained.

Looking at the expressionless Jiang Cheng and others, the child complained again: "That's just revenge!"

At this time, Yinshi was slowly sent by the conveyor belt into a machine with the word "healing" written on it. At the same time, Xinbaji explained intimately: "Then let the factory manager pass through the healing machine..."

With a chirping sound of the machine's operation, the same silver as before was sent out by the conveyor belt from the other side of the machine.

"—The factory manager is done!" Xin Baji continued.

"It's the same as before!"

"The factory manager has completed the shape like this, and it will be broken when it is born." Kagura explained.

"The process just now is completely unnecessary!"

"The second process is an inspirational article for the factory chief to stimulate the fighting spirit of the assembled factory chief." Xin Baji continued to explain.

"The factory manager is fine!"

"The factory manager is an indispensable existence in the production of Patriot." Xin Baji explained with a little helplessness, "So there is no way."

"When did you start being a patriot!!"

At this time, Yinshi was sent by the conveyor belt into a machine marked "At that time, I still only saw stars".

(Note: This sentence comes from Unheard Flower Name.)

Looking at Yin, who came out of the machine and put on a dark student uniform, a child wondered, "What's going on? He was put on a student uniform!"

As soon as the voice fell, the speed of the conveyor belt began to increase.

"It's incredible speed! I can't keep up!" A group of children also started running outside the window following the conveyor belt.

"Hey! Look at that!" A child suddenly noticed something and shouted, pointing to the conveyor belt in the window.

A group of children heard the sound and looked into the window while running, only to see Xiaoyuan and Yueyong wearing high school uniforms holding a sign with the words "Come on, little worker! Goal, the number one factory manager in Japan!" Banner, while following Yin Shi, shouted at the same time: "Come on! Go! Xiaogong! Come on, come on! Xiaogong!"

"Why does it look like a train bound for Tokyo!" High-speed hand-typed text may be the list of chapters of this fake Gintama