Maybe a Fake Gintama

"We believe in you!" Xiaoyuan shouted to Gintoki while running, "Xiaogong will definitely become the number one factory manager in Japan!"

"You can definitely do it! Fortifications!" Yueyong clenched her fists and shouted excitedly at Yinshi.

"Is it called a fortification?!" The child complained.

"Ah!!" At this moment, Xiao Yuan and Yue Yong screamed at the same time and fell to the ground.

"Hey! What's going on with this production process?!"

A child had just finished complaining when the conveyor belt stopped, and when the conveyor belt brought silver, it stopped next to a somewhat subtle set. It was a somewhat dilapidated room full of rolls. ) was sitting cross-legged on the ground with his back on his back, not knowing what he was busy with.

"It's a weird set again this time!"

"You said you were going to be the manager of the factory?" Hasegawa, who was wearing old clothes, an old-fashioned hat, and a beard stained on his face, said without looking back, then turned his head with a roll of paper, and shouted with a serious expression Said, "You should inherit my mantle and become a toilet paper expert! This has been decided since you were born in this family!"

"Who is that!"

"Going to Edo to go to work at a facial tissue factory," Hasegawa said, standing up holding several rolls of paper, and smashing the rolls of paper in his hand on Gintoki's head again and again, " Do you think I'm a fool?! Are you going to laugh at toilet paper that can only be used to wipe your ass?!"

"Why is the father of the factory manager in such a place?" A child asked suspiciously looking at the scene through the window.

"I'm afraid it's because of the memory of the scene." Daigoro replied casually, "Being kicked out of the house like that is connected to the scene just now."

As soon as Daigoro finished speaking, Kondo, who was a COS housewife, suddenly rushed out of the window and grabbed Hasegawa's hand, and stopped him crying: "Husband! Stop it! This child has the behavior of this child, and You just want to make toilet paper, too!"

"Did you call mom to come out this time?!"

"Let me go! Xunzi!" Hasegawa said with a serious face, "This is between us men!"

But just after he finished speaking, the conveyor belt, which had stopped for a while, suddenly started moving again, and Gintoki was also carried by the conveyor belt to continue moving forward.

"Ah! Fortification!" Hasegawa yelled hastily, raised his hand and shouted: "Where are you going? I haven't finished talking yet, wait for the fortification!"

"What are these people doing?!"

At this time, Yinshi was transferred into a machine marked "roof" by the conveyor belt, and a second later, Yinshi, who had put on the tooling again but had not changed his posture in the slightest, was sent out by the conveyor belt again.

"Ah! The clothes have changed back!"

"Ah, factory manager, thank you for your hard work." On the other conveyor belt beside Yinshi, the figure of Shishi appeared. He was lying on the conveyor belt with two cans of coffee in his hand. A can of coffee was placed beside Gintoki who was still unresponsive.

"Why did my peers show up too!"

"What's the matter? You're out of spirits here?" Fourteen asked softly, turning his face to Yinshi.

"It's not that he's out of spirits, he's just lying on the conveyor belt and being lazy!"

Shisi seemed to think of something, chuckled, turned around to look at the ceiling, closed his eyes and sighed softly: "Do you remember your father again? What a powerful father, who has been responsible for generations In the home of the toilet paper expert, facial tissue is never used. Needless to say, wipe your butt, when you wipe your nose, when you write, even the tires of your car are made of toilet paper.”

"There's no need to force the last one, right?!"

A group of children were still running along the conveyor belt outside the window.

"Because you didn't like the road paved by your father, you ran away from home and became the director of the facial tissue factory." Then, Fourteen snorted softly, "You are still angry and don't use the toilet Paper? Huh, the whole family is so awkward. But, the factory manager, if you see how good you are now,

I'm sure your dad used Kleenex too. "

Just finished speaking, the conveyor belt carrying Fourteen went in another direction, and Gintoki stopped in front of that wonderful setting again.

But this time, in this scene, the father who used to keep throwing rolls of paper at Gintoki and reprimanding Gintoki... is no longer there, and the only thing left is to kneel and sit. Wiping tears on the ground while looking in a certain direction... Mom.

"Nothing changed in the end, that person." Looking at the portrait in front of him, Kondo lightly scrubbed a box of paper towels in his hand, and said softly, "Hmph, because he is old and stubborn, whether he wipes his ass or I use toilet paper to blow my nose, and after seeing the paper towels you made go on sale, I still use toilet paper to wipe my tears.”

As he spoke, Kondo's shoulders began to shake slightly, and his voice became smaller and smaller, "It's not enough to just say that..."

At this time, the conveyor belt started again, and Yinshi passed a white curtain, which was full of all kinds of figures with teeth and claws. Along with the tender BGM, there were constant voices coming from behind the curtain.

Fourteen: "Factory Manager! What are you thinking! Do you think this product can really be sold?"

Little Ape: "I can't stand it anymore!"

Yueyong: "Hey, have you heard? The factory manager seems to have made some inexplicable new products on his own~"

Jiang Cheng: "It's useless, it's useless, it's going to close down soon, and it can't be sold at all. If it goes on like this, we can only close the door, and we are the only employees left in the factory. Hey..."

"Could it be..." Daigoro, who was watching the scene outside the window, murmured.

Kondo: "I'm going to be fired soon, right? Just like this, you still say you want to do it and don't listen to persuasion..."

"Could it be that..." Daigoro couldn't help opening his eyes wide, his pupils trembling slightly, looking at Gintoki who was still on the conveyor belt in disbelief.

Hasegawa: "Hey, what the hell is that?"

"Could it be..." Daigoro just repeated a few words, obviously guessing the following plot.

At this moment, the voice of Yinshi who was being fed into a machine by the conveyor belt came out.

"Toilet paper and facial tissue go hand in hand, no matter what kind of tears you can wipe away, it's the best toilet paper." As he said, Yin Shi broke through the machine holding a box of facial tissue and came out.

【That's... Patriots! ! ] All the children thought at the same time.

"Next, carry out the final process," Yinshi raised his head, showing a serious face, "Suppressing the Empire."

"Look!" A child suddenly noticed something, pointing to the front of Yinshi, "The front of the conveyor belt!"

Wearing paper shorts, behind a pair of angel wings made of paper, with a halo on his head and a beard still stained on his chin, Hasegawa was suspended in mid-air, holding a roll of toilet paper in each hand.

"Come on! Patriot Factory Manager!" Hasegawa shouted.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

However... due to the reverse direction, the distance between the two people has not been reduced in a few seconds.

"Even so, do you still think patriots are rubbish?" Xin Baji asked softly, standing behind a group of children.

"Even so, do you still think this kind of work is rubbish?" Kagura asked, looking at the children who were staring blankly at the scene in the window.

"There is no high or low work, and you are not afraid of hard work for someone." Looking at the little ape who was still cheering for Yinshi by the conveyor belt, Xin Baji continued, "This is called work. No matter what kind of work, then A heart is very precious. Therefore, we can gather together to help each other and support the world together."

Hearing this, all the children lowered their heads in thought.

"Would you like to come to work too?" Saying that, Xin Baji opened the door of the factory area.

"Go and help the factory manager!" Shin Hachi and Kagura said with a hint of relief at the same time.

A group of children scrambled to rush into the factory area, and rushed in the direction of Yinshi.

Seeing this scene, Yin Shi showed some relief and emotion on his face: "You...you..."

Before they were touched, a group of children jumped up at the same time, raised their feet and kicked Yinshi at the same time, kicking Yinshi off the conveyor belt.

"Wouldn't it be better to get off the conveyor belt?!" All the children scolded at the same time.

Then, ignoring Yin who fell on the ground, a group of children turned and left without the slightest hesitation.

"It's a good job."

"Well, I cleaned up a big garbage."

"Let us accompany you to play this kind of boring farce, damn it!"

Listening to the contemptuous complaints from the children, Xin Baji and the others stood expressionless in front of the fainted Yin Shi.

"It taught us a lot..." Xin Baji murmured.

"Hmm..." Kagura nodded and responded, but then, Kagura discovered something, "By the way... where's little uncle?"

...

"Hey, do you guys know?" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and leaned against the gate of the factory, blocking the gate of the factory, and showed a very friendly smile to the children who had just changed their shoes, "Know...the patriot manufacturing method There is only one end for human beings, you...should be aware of it, right? Hee hee..."

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was laughing bloodily, all the children leaned together and shivered instantly.

Bang bang bang bang bang bang! !

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Accompanied by the screams of children, seven gunshots rang out...

...

Looking at the children who were scared and passed out by the members of Baihua on their backs, Xin Baji complained silently, "Jiang Chengsang... no matter how you say it, it's wrong to scare children, right?"

"No, isn't it an order from the factory manager?" Jiang Cheng waved his hands disapprovingly, and then chuckled, "Well, forget it. This kind of result is not bad, and...children have to understand the work of adults a little earlier. A hundred years!"

"That...little uncle," Kagura suddenly tugged at the corner of Jiang Cheng's clothes, and reminded him in a low voice, "You are the only one who doesn't have a job here, scumbag."

"Who is scumbag! Smelly brat!" Jiang Chengbai complained angrily with his veins popping out of his eyes.

"Wrong, Kagura-chan." Shin Hachi hurried out to smooth things over.

"Yeah, learn more about manners." Jiang Cheng nodded and commented.

"It should be Nite who doesn't feel ashamed at all being raised by a woman." Xin Baji continued with an index finger.

"Do you want to die?!" Jiang Cheng's face suddenly burst into blue veins.

"Hey, let's go, scumbag." Yue Yong took the lead to turn and leave, and at the same time gave a faint reminder.

"Goodbye, scumbag." The little ape waved his hand.

"Goodbye, Nit who was raised by a woman." Kondo waved his hand.

"I'm really envious, I want to do that kind of work too. Goodbye, Nite." Hasegawa waved his hand, said something with emotion, then turned and left.

"You... all of you are going to die!!"

... High-speed hand-typed text may be the list of fake Gintama chapters