Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Really," Jiubingwei, who was wearing a swimming ring, nodded, looking at Mao Mao on the bank with his hands on his hips ready to go, "Isn't this breaking the rules? It makes people feel uncomfortable. "

"There's not much difference between swimming trunks and underwear, right?" Little Ape said, "You're really small~"

"It's different, Aru!" Kagura pointed at Mao Mao and argued, "Because the underwear is worn for a long time, a lot of dirty things will get on it!"

"No, there's no problem!" Yinshi quickly argued, "That person is very clean, that...he is a very noble person."

"Look carefully, I really think there is something stuck on it!" The sharp-eyed A Miao covered her mouth, and pointed to the wet spot in front of Mao Mao's briefs with a look of surprise.

"Hey? What?" Yinshi hurriedly stopped, "Stop talking, he can hear it! Stop talking!"

"Really! Only the protruding part in front is wet!" Kondo said, pointing at Mao Mao.

"It's really a child~" Jiang Cheng shook his head and chuckled.

"I told you to shut up!" Yin Shi yelled angrily with veins popping out of his face, "Only that piece of disinfectant hasn't dried yet!"

"Is it really okay?" A Miao looked at Mao Mao who couldn't stop shaking all over her body, and said with some uncertainty, "If this is the case, I have to make sure later."

With that said, A Miao waved to Mao Mao, and shouted: "Secret Masai ~ can you turn around?"

"It's not stained! It's not stained with poop!" Yinshi reminded loudly.

As soon as Yinshi finished speaking, Mao Mao turned around and walked towards the changing room without looking back.

"Ah! Wait a minute!" Hasegawa raised his hand and shouted at Mao Mao.

However, after seeing Mao Mao's firm steps without any nostalgia, Hasegawa quickly trotted to follow.

"Ah!" Gintoki, who noticed this scene at the same time, exclaimed, and turned his head to look at the women who were whispering, "Bastard! What should we do now?!"

"If he wants to go back, it means that the back is really stained with poop, right?" A Miao said softly to the little ape beside him, "It's so dangerous~"

Kagura clasped his hands and nodded in agreement.

"It's disgusting,

It's so scary~" the little ape replied in a low voice.

"Esari sama~ The swimming pool is really a dangerous place~"

"Yes, yes~"

"Let's go back, let's go back to Yoshihara's own swimming pool~"

A group of Baihua girls surrounded Jiang Cheng tightly, taking advantage of Jiang Cheng from time to time.

"You guys, don't scare the children." Jiang Cheng said helplessly while pulling a group of Miss Baihua who kept leaning on him, "After all, young men are basically like that, and they don't know how to hide themselves. Inner desires, but... this is more real, isn't it? Compared with that kind of gentle scum, I still think such a man is more real."

"Isn't that too real?" Yue Yong complained expressionlessly, "It's basically exactly the same as the guest who came to Yoshihara for the first time and prepared to go to the bell."

"Could you guys go any further?" Yinshi's face was throbbing with veins, "That kid is not such an impatient man anymore! You can still drink the wine before the main meal! The appetizers and so on will be all It's gone!"

"Jiang Cheng sama~ Do you like to be more real? I am very real~" Ge Ye, who came out of the water at some point, shook her hair, moved to Jiang Cheng's side, and moved towards Jiang Cheng's buttocks. He licked his lips, "Whether it's desire...Wow! Gulu Gulu Gulu..."

"Two hours haven't arrived yet..." Jiang Cheng directly raised his foot to step Ge Ye's head into the water, looked at Ge Ye who was struggling, and said this coldly.

"By the way, what's going on with these two guys?" Xin Baji pointed to Ge Ye and Waidao Wan in the water, and asked Jiang Cheng suspiciously.

"How do I know!" Jiang Cheng twitched his lips and said with a look of disgust, "Probably because he picked up some dirty things on the street and ate them after his head was hit."

"It's useless to pretend! Jiang Cheng sama!" Wai Dao Wan poked his head out suddenly, and said with a serious expression, "We... have already confirmed it! We got the oracle from Master Nine! Just make a soft bed with Jiang Cheng sama Things can be promoted to Gao Tianyuan and become a god enshrined by people, this kind of thing has spread in Shikigami circles!"

"Do you believe what that stinky woman said?!" Jiang Chengbai shouted loudly.

"Smelly woman?" Xin Baji suddenly caught a key word, pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly, "In the end, Jiang Chengsang really has the same..."

"No, nothing happened." Jiang Cheng raised his hand to interrupt without hesitation, "I don't remember anything."

"There is no need to pretend anymore, Jiang Cheng sama! Last night in front of the shrine of the Nine Masters, we have already got the accurate answer!" Waidaomaru pointed at Jiang Cheng, showing a very serious expression, "Jiang Cheng sama! Our shikigami ...I just want a small shrine that can be enshrined by others, we...have had enough of wandering around..."

Saying that, Wai Dao Wan pretended to cover his eyes and started to choke, "It's such an easy thing to do, why don't you want to help us!"

"It's so pitiful, little uncle, just help them." Kagura pulled Jiang Cheng's arm and whispered.

"No matter how you think about it, that kind of thing is impossible!" Jiang Cheng retorted angrily, "These two idiots were just deceived by that stinky woman! It's really uncomfortable to say it! Why is it just a guy who appeared in a certain article halfway through?" It will become such a troublesome character! Why do you act like a permanent character! No one notified me beforehand!"

Seeing Ge Ye whose face was getting more and more flushed from excitement even though he was choking on water, Xin Baji grumbled expressionlessly: "It's probably because of Jiang Chengsang himself. Maybe the attributes are stimulated."

"No, I don't have that kind of skill." Jiang Cheng turned his face away, and let out a soft snort showing disgust.

"As expected of my disciples, although they are not as good as my master, they are already very good." Xiao Yuan pushed the glasses on his face, showing a look of relief.

"So it's you, a stinky natto girl!" Jiang Cheng bared his teeth in an instant.

"It should have been thought of long ago, Jiang Chengsang," Xin Baji complained silently, "After all... the ex-husband of the anchor of Yuye was taught by these two stalkers..."

"Ah~ I can't do it! Being stepped on like this, the depths of my body...ah!" Ge Ye struggled to poke his head out of the water, blushing and shouting excitedly, but before he finished speaking, Jiang was furious. With one foot, a ceiling more than ten meters high was raised.

boom! !

"That, no matter how you put it, it's a bit too much." Xin Baji raised his head and looked at the big hole in the ceiling above his head that was hit by Ge Ye, "Even Shikigami is a girl, this kind of treatment..."

"Who cares!" Jiang Cheng clasped his hands with disdain on his face.

"Hey, stop for a moment." At this moment, Yue Yong suddenly noticed something, and looked at Mao Mao who had just arrived and was standing by the pool in beach pants, "That man is back."

"Really..." Jiang Cheng looked at Mao Mao on the shore, and murmured, "And I changed into beach pants..."

During the gap between Jiang Cheng's speech, Hasegawa, who was wearing briefs, also came to the shore.

"What, didn't you bring it with you?" Looking at Mao Mao who was posing, Dong Cheng asked.

"Ah?" Xin Baji suddenly noticed something, "By the way, it's just changing pants with Hasegawa-san, right?"

"That's fine! Just beach pants!" Gintoki retorted angrily.

"However, if the underwear is compared with Madao's beach shorts, 60% is that Madao's beach shorts are dirtier, Aru." Kagura analyzed seriously.

"What does that mean!" Silver Shibai shouted.

"Kagura-chan, that's not the case." A Miao said.

"Yes! What I just said was too much!"

"It's 100%, Hasegawa-san is even dirtier." A Miao added.

"Has it been won?!"

"And..." A Miao looked at Mao Mao who was standing on the shore, and then said: "There is something on the changed Hasegawa-san's beach pants."

"Really! The protruding place in front is wet!" the sharp-eyed Kondo exclaimed.

"Hey! Why do you get wet every time! Junior!" Yinshi couldn't help asking.

At this time, not only Mao Mao, but also Hasegawa on the side of him began to tremble slightly.

"What's the matter with that man?!" Dong Cheng looked at Mao Mao on the shore in horror, "Why does something run out from the front every time!"

"Shut up! Don't use that kind of words!" Yin Shi hurriedly shouted.

"Ah~~!! Don't come in!" The little ape stared at the big red eyes, and shouted frantically, "I don't plan to have children other than Yinsang!"

"Stop talking! I'm just a simple child! Please stop talking!" Yin Shi shouted loudly.

"Einari-sama! If Einari-sama's shikigami can be promoted to Takamahara, then that man...will make the shikigami reincarnated into a cockroach!" Waidoumaru's expression became slightly dignified.

"It's too much!" Yin Shi shouted with veins bursting.

"What an impatient BOY~" Jiang Cheng shook his head lightly, and then with a bit of nostalgia on his face, he said softly: "Seeing his appearance, somehow, I thought of Yinshi's first visit At Hualiu Street, the two of them were exactly the same, Yinshi, do you remember?"

"Shut up!!" Yin Shibai yelled angrily while kicking Jiang Cheng to the shore.

"Jiang Cheng sama!" A group of Baihua girls scrambled towards Jiang Cheng's direction.

...

Two minutes later.

Hasegawa, who was pulling the inflatable rubber raft with Mao Mao who was sitting cross-legged and put on briefs again with Yinshi, with black lines on his face, tentatively introduced to everyone: "That...then introduce it again. "

Yin Shi, who was also pulling the rubber raft, accepted the words with twitching corners of his mouth, "This is the young general, everyone should get along well."

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