Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Well, never get off the rubber raft." A Miao reminded.

"Never soak in water." Kagura added ruthlessly.

Silver Time Hasegawa: ...

At this time, for some reason, Mao Mao pursed the corners of her mouth, and the tears of grievance in the swimming goggles gradually filled the whole swimming goggles, and at the same time, Mao Mao was still trembling slightly.

"Is...is this really all right?" Hasegawa's face was covered with sweat, and there were black lines at the corners of his eyes, and he asked Yinshi who was beside him in a low voice, "Let's not talk about becoming a companion, you can't even go into the water, General. You obviously didn't go into the water." In the water, the swimming goggles are full of water, General! It’s over! Absolutely angry! I’m going to be beheaded! I’m definitely going to be beheaded now!”

"Calm down," Gintoki, who has the same facial expression as Hasegawa, said in a low voice, but his voice trembled a little, and of course, his body too, "Just start making happy summer memories now, what can you think of when it comes to summer What do you think of when you think of a pool? What do you think of when you think of a swimsuit?"

Hasegawa, who suddenly got something, glanced at Yinshi with a flash of sunglasses: 【Could it be...】

"Yoshi! Let's start playing when the number of people is all together!" Gintoki suddenly raised his fist and shouted, ""Heartbeat is accelerating! All samurai...human beings...no, it's not, a men and women water horse riding competition" , boom boom boom, clang clang~"

[Let's go... let's go! ! 】Hasegawa seemed to be struck by lightning, and he praised in his heart, 【Whispering and entangled white female body in the water, and the faintly visible twinkle [beep——], Yinsang! It worked! This trick will definitely save the general who is drowning in tears of sorrow! 】

"Yo Xi, let's form a team of two now." Yinshi explained the rules of the game, "One is the rider sitting on the rubber raft, the other is also the horse pulling the rubber raft, and the rider rides from the rubber raft If it falls off or the headband is removed, you lose."

As he said that, Yinshi hooked the corners of his mouth and showed a sinister smile, "However, it doesn't matter if it's not the headband that was removed."

At the same time, Xinbaji, Tojo, Kondo, and a group of Baihua girls who got the hidden information in Yinshihua turned around and rushed towards the shore at the same time.

Looking at the people who were scrambling for rubber rafts on the shore, Hasegawa hooked the corners of his mouth, and thought to himself: [Have you noticed it? As expected of Eun-sang, the guy who didn't know the inside story was on our side in an instant! 】

But then, after seeing the groups, Hasegawa and Gintoki couldn't laugh anymore. At this time, a group of Baihua members were in groups of two, surrounding Jiang Cheng, their eyes were ignited with a special arrogance called desire, and their eyes were tightly locked on Jiang Cheng's blue line. colored beach shorts.

Apart from these people,

Standing on the side were Kondo, Tojo, and Shin Hachi, who were standing on the rubber raft and muttering something incessantly, with nothing but energy in their eyes.

[Why did it become like this! What are you bastards doing riding on it! 】Yin Shi looked at the trio of Xin Ba Ji with white hair bands on their heads, with veins bursting out, and complained in a broken heart, 【What do you want to let go! asshole! These guys are crazy about wanting to be naked, haven't they realized that it has turned into a situation where they can't be seen? No, I can’t say that completely…]

Yinshi turned his head to look at the group of Baihua ladies and sisters surrounding Jiang Cheng, 【But... the goals in the eyes of those guys are too clear! And... too united! Everyone is going for that idiot! what is that? Siege? ! 】

"Well... I haven't said that I want to participate yet," Jiang Cheng, who was thrown onto a rubber raft by Waidaowan before he clearly understood the situation, raised his hand and said with a blank expression, "Speaking of which, why did you decide on your own? gone?"

"Don't worry, Jiang Cheng-sama." Waidao Wan, standing in front of Jiang Cheng's raft, turned his head and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, "I will protect your [beep——]!"

"To be honest, you are the most dangerous one..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Hmph, boring." Yue Yong, who was also standing in front of Jiang Cheng's rubber raft, folded her arms and let out a soft snort.

"Can you put away the Kunai in your hand?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Listen up! You guys!" Yue Yong shouted to the young ladies of Baihua, who were ready to go, "rest well when you are resting! Play well when you are playing! Work hard when you are working! Got it! ?!"

"Hi! Leader!" All the ladies and sisters of Baihua responded at the same time, and once again fixed their eyes firmly on Jiang Cheng's beach pants.

"Hey, what did you mean by that?" Jiang Cheng complained with contempt.

Yinshi on the side looked at this scene, and the corners of his eyes began to twitch non-stop, but before he could complain, Yinshi suddenly found that the water in front of him began to bubble continuously.

"Ah! I can ride Yinsang as a horse! Yinsang is riding on me! Ah——!" The little ape kneeling at the bottom of the pool couldn't stop being so excited.

【As for this guy, I have no idea what she's thinking! 】Yinshi thought about it, and then shouted to the people in front of him: "Hey! Please give me enough time!"

As he spoke, Gintoki pointed to Hasegawa who was drifting over and sitting alone on the rubber raft with his knees hugged, "Hasegawa-san has become a victim of drifting on an isolated island! Think carefully before regrouping! It must be better to be a horse with a stronger man, right?"

"That's why Aru is like this." Standing in front of Shin Hachi, Kagura replied naturally.

"Really!" Yinshi finally came to his senses, holding his head and saying frantically, "If you think about it carefully, girls are stronger!"

"Anyway, you're just thinking about erotic things, aren't you?" A Miao, standing in front of Kondo, put her hands on her hips, turned her face away and said disdainfully, "You can see through it at a glance."

"Who is interested in your cliffs!" Yin Shi said instantly, "I'm not a rock climber!"

Hearing the sound, a red character # appeared on A Miao's head instantly, representing anger.

"Miss A Miao!" Kondo squatted down and said seriously to A Miao, "I will climb up no matter what kind of cliff! Because there is a [beep——] head there!"

Immediately stretched out her index finger and middle finger, inserted it into Kondo's nostril, and threw it into the water forcefully, A Miao roared with white eyes: "Are you looking for death?!"

"It's useless for you to pretend to be stupid, it's all written on your face." Yue Yong turned her face away, showing contempt on her face.

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the rubber raft with his little finger in his ear, squinted his eyes and said expressionlessly.

For some reason, Yue Yong, whose face was slightly flushed, turned her face to the other side, and continued in a low voice: "Everyone said...don't pretend to be stupid, you can't hide it at all."

"It's your idiot subordinates who can't hide it!" Yin Shi pointed at the group of Baihua girls who were all staring at Jiang Cheng, and tried to complain.

"That's right, young master, we never thought about those obscene things," Dongcheng said, patting his chest, "It's definitely not what you think! Right? Your Excellency Yinshi!"

"That's right, there's no one who thinks about such dirty things..." Gintoki lied without thinking, but before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard the sound of water drops coming from behind him, Dang even turned his head and looked over, only Seeing Mao Mao's nosebleeds, his eyes are serious and full of energy.

[General card! ! 】 Yinshi's whole body is not well.

"Well, private Marseille, young general," Yinshi turned around and reminded Mao Mao, who couldn't stop the nosebleed, in a low voice, "You're expecting too much, everything you're thinking has been seen through..."

"For generations in the general's family, they were too excited to sleep the night before the hike." Mao Mao replied solemnly.

"Who cares about you!" Yin Shi said angrily, "Anyway, can you just keep your mouth shut and sleep obediently?"

Then, Yinshi turned around again and shouted to everyone, "Yoxi! Let's decide by guessing fists! The winner decides whether to be a rider or a horse according to his preference! As a punishment, those who know each other will jump off the highest platform!"

"What does this have to do with horseback riding?" Yue Yong complained.

"Don't worry about it so much! It's more lively if there are punishments!" Gintoki retorted, then secretly smirked, and added in his heart: 【If you jump from that height, a woman's swimsuit will easily slip off. Even if you don't lose everything, you must have swimming trunks! Show off your gaffes and make a fool of yourself! little girls! 】

So... two minutes later.

Crash!

After the huge splash, Yinshi looked at Mao Mao lying on the water expressionlessly, and his whole body became even worse.

Why are you General again——! !

"I said young general, who do you think I did this for?" Yin Shi reminded in a low voice.

The young general turned around, looked at Yinshi, and said solemnly again: "Although generations are like briefs, it seems that T-back is also a good choice."

"Are you awakening some new hobby?!" Yin Shibai complained.

"Hey, how is this stirring up the atmosphere?" Yue Yong stared at Mao Mao's buttocks, "It's just that uncle's butt is sandwiched between his underwear."

"Bastard! It's rare to see such noble panties in a lifetime!" Yinshi reprimanded with a serious expression.

"Anyway, you want us to do some erotic things, right?" A Miao put her hands on her hips, turned her face away and showed contempt again, "You can see through it at a glance."

"Who would be interested in your swimming trunks!" Yinshi retorted angrily, "I'm not a diver!"

Hearing the sound, a red # character appeared on A Miao's head again.

"Miss A Miao! I'm not interested in swimming trunks either!" Kondo shouted while leaning over his body.

"You don't either!" Ah Miaobai yelled, throwing an uppercut and knocking Kondo flying.

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