Maybe a Fake Gintama

"It's useless to play dumb, there's already evidence." Jiubingwei, who was wearing a swimming ring and standing in front of the rubber raft carrying Dongcheng, said slowly with his eyes closed.

"Nothing at all!" Dong Cheng, who was squatting on the rubber raft, quickly defended, "We definitely don't have those unbearable thoughts! Right? Your Excellency Yinshi? And His Excellency Jiang Cheng!"

"Swimming trunks..." Jiang Cheng sat cross-legged on the rubber raft, pinched his chin, frowned slightly, closed his eyes and thought for a while before opening them, "Indeed, I'm not interested at all. Ass or something ...It's far worse than Opie, and in my eyes, there is no comparison between the two."

"Shut up!" Yin Shibai yelled.

"Hey?" Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, and then showed a look of displeasure, and retorted: "Wait a minute! I was obviously talking to you just now! Why is this attitude! Do you want to fight?! Bastard!"

"Maybe that's the case, but what you said makes people uncomfortable." Gintoki twitched the corners of his lips, and then said to Kubei: "In short, we absolutely don't have any embarrassing thoughts."

"Then..." As he spoke, Kubei pointed behind Gintoki, "What is that?"

Hearing the sound, Gintoki turned his head and looked at the past, and saw a huge mace standing upright between Mao Mao's thighs, Kagura was stepping on Mao Mao's back to direct, and at the same time the mace was The master——Heidoumaru is acting as the "vertical flag bearer" or "vertical stick bearer".

"Let's go!" Heidoumaru raised the small yellow flag with "Adventure" written on it that was tied to the top of the mace.

[It's the Adventurer——! ! 】Yinshi's whole body is even worse.

"Do you want to use that method to stimulate our sense of adventure and take us on a dangerous adventure?" Jiubingwei thought about it and replied.

"Where does that posture arouse your sense of adventure!" Gintoki pointed at Mao Mao's mosaic buttocks, and frantically complained, "No matter how you look at it, you are just a victim!"

"Seeing such a hole, it will be like raising a flag, right?" Jiubingwei replied solemnly with a touch of blushing on his serious face, "What a shameless trap..."

"You guys who want to put up a flag in that kind of place are even more shameless!" Yin Shi burst into veins and complained loudly.

After saying that, Yinshi quickly turned around and ran behind Mao Mao who was lying on the rubber raft with her hips pouted, and shouted eagerly: "Young general——!"

At this time, Mao Mao, who had been played badly, buried his face in the rubber raft, and murmured: "The Adventurer has been a ship carrying famous adventurers for generations..."

"Cheer up!" Yin Shi hurriedly shouted,

"You are not the Adventurer, but General Zhengyi!"

At this time, Kagura was standing not far behind Gintoki. Turning to Yinshi, he said, "If you really want to see everything out so much, you can just change the rules directly, Alu~"

"Huh?" Gintoki was stunned for a moment and turned his head to look at Kagura.

Three minutes later...

"Don't engage in those long-winded things anymore," Kagura stood in front of the crowd and suggested, "The ones who are gone will be out, so that's good."

"Sounds good." A Miao clasped her hands together and praised.

"Good idea." Jiubingwei echoed.

"It's great to be able to watch as much as you want." Yue Yong said.

"We also agree!" All the young ladies and sisters of Baihua said in unison, looking into Jiang Cheng's eyes, a certain kind of flame was getting stronger and stronger.

"Wait a minute!" Yinshi yelled hastily, "In such a chaotic situation, there is no benefit in doing that kind of thing!"

However, all the ladies ignored Yinshi's words and shouted at the same time: "Okay, then... let's begin!!"

As soon as Yueyong and the others finished speaking, they saw Xinbaji, Kondo and Tojo three directly tearing up, and at the same time, Miss Baihua on the other side rushed towards Jiang, who even Ma (Waidaomaru) was an enemy. become.

"Hey, why did you start without permission!" Gintoki shouted standing in front of Momo.

"That..." Standing on the rubber raft with his hands folded in front of his chest, Mao Mao, who was full of interest, said solemnly, "I... want to go there..."

After looking in the direction of Mao Mao, seeing a group of Baihua members and Waidaomaru who were fighting with Jiang Cheng with hideous expressions, Gintoki replied blankly: "That...then Forget it, those women... are not something you can handle, General. Their level is too high, and a junior adventurer like you is absolutely unacceptable. They will be instantly killed in one round. Now it is still..."

After saying that, Yinshi directly pulled the rope on the rubber raft, gritted his teeth and used all his strength, and rushed towards the shore, "You must not embarrass the general again!"

At this moment, not far behind Mao Mao, Dong Cheng, who was struggling to pull Mao Mao's underwear and dragged him several meters away, shouted: "I won't let you escape! Young master! Have you seen it? My heroic appearance !"

"Hey! This isn't funny at all!" Yinshi's eyes widened, his face was bursting with veins, and while he was struggling to drag the rubber raft, he complained loudly, "The young general's buttocks are going to be crushed! It's dangerous!" , It's going to be gone, it's going to be gone! Pull up! Pull up the underwear! The young general——!"

Hearing the sound, Mao Mao pulled the sides of her panties to her shoulders, as if she was wearing... a lady's one-piece high-cut swimsuit.

"Where are you taking it?!" Yin Shi was in a bad mood, and his voice became hoarse. "Is this already lost? Even if you don't lose, you still lose, right? As a human being."

As soon as Yinshi finished speaking, Xin Baji and Kondo also grabbed the side of Mao Mao's underwear, forming a triangle with Dongcheng, and pulled Mao Mao's underwear a few meters away.

The three of them refused to give in to each other, and tightly grabbed the panties they grabbed in their hands. Mao Mao's mosaic is completely exposed.

"I said, let him go!" Yinshi yelled frantically, "Stop talking!"

"Xin Bachi-kun, even if it's my brother-in-law, I won't let it go!" Kondo shouted with his bloodshot eyes wide open, gritted his teeth.

"What the hell are you doing! These guys!" Gintoki complained in a broken voice.

"Who is your brother-in-law!" Xin Baji retorted without thinking, "Even if it's an orangutan...I won't lose!"

"Why are you so serious about snatching an uncle's underwear!" Yinshi crazily complained.

"Absolutely can't lose!" Kondo exerted all his strength and shouted through gritted teeth, "I carry Miss A Miao's burden on my shoulders..."

"Carrying the girls' dream of watching everything!!" Kondo, Shin Hachi, and Tojo shouted at the same time.

Gintoki looked at A Miao, Kubei, and Kagura who were playing volleyball in the shallow water area beside him, and then looked at Jiang Cheng who was still being besieged by a group of Baihua girls and was exhausted. Crazy Tucao: "No one is interested in your nakedness! The girls are playing beach volleyball with great enthusiasm! The only ones who are interested in men's nakedness are those tigresses! And they feel It's not you who are interested! It's that idiot OTAKU!"

Then, Yinshi shifted his gaze to Mao Mao, whose underwear was separated from his body at this time, and the mosaic part was completely exposed, "By the way, can this still be called wearing underwear? Can this still be worn? Can this still be called underwear?" Is it shameful because it’s panties!”

Taking advantage of Yinshi's speech, Mao Mao went to the shore like a normal person, walked straight to the vending machine against the wall, inserted coins and pressed the button for canned coffee.

"Going to buy canned coffee!" Yinshi's expression gradually changed from surprise to panic, "With his panties pulled, he almost went to buy canned coffee!"

Looking at Mao Mao who picked up the canned coffee and sat on his torn underwear leisurely drinking coffee with his legs crossed like a hammock, Kondo opened his eyes wide and exclaimed, " Impossible! They don’t even care about our power at all!”

"Who is that man!" Xin Baji and others said in surprise at the same time.

At this time, Mao Mao put down the canned coffee that he had already drunk in his hand, took a few steps backwards like pulling a slingshot to charge his strength, then showed a very serious expression, jumped up, crossed his hands in front of his chest, and walked towards the new The three of them rushed straight over.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng, who was still tired of dealing with the Baihua ladies and sisters, raised his eyes slightly to glance at the direction of Xin Baji and the others, and then slightly curled the corner of his mouth.

"We... it's time to end here."

After Jiang Cheng said something softly, he directly pulled up the arm of the nearest Waidaowan, and threw it flying more than ten meters away.

Immediately afterwards, the young ladies and sisters of Baihua surrounding Jiang Cheng were horrified to find that Jiang Cheng... disappeared in front of everyone!

Just as the young ladies of Baihua were looking for Jiang Cheng, Jiang Cheng's voice came from behind the young ladies of Baihua.

"The outcome has been decided."

"Jiang Cheng sama!" A group of Baihua girls turned their heads to look at the voice, and saw Jiang Cheng standing on the bank, squinting and smiling at everyone.

Immediately afterwards, both the Miss Baihua here and Xin Baji and others heard the sound of clothes being torn off at the same time.

But...it's a little different, what Xin Baji and others were torn to pieces by Mao Mao was their swimming trunks, and what Bai Hua's sisters were torn to pieces by Jiang Cheng was...the masks and the white hairbands on their heads.

"You don't need to cover that face all the time," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, squinting his eyes, "Let's walk out into the sun dignifiedly."

"But..." A group of Baihua girls covered the scars on their faces, lowered their heads and said weakly, "Scars can scare people..."

"The scars on the face... Actually, it's not that important, as long as there are no scars in the heart." Jiang Cheng continued with a smile, "Also, everyone is very beautiful~ Both the face and the heart are good. I think so .”

In an instant, all the young ladies of Baihua blushed and rushed towards Jiang Cheng at the same time.

"I love you! Jiangcheng sama!"×n

At this time, Mao Mao, who had already taken off his swimming cap and goggles, and was being bowed down by the three of Xin Baji, looked at Jiang Cheng who was surrounded by cheers from all the Baihua girls, and said softly, "I ...still far inferior to that man..."

As he said that, Mao Mao looked at Yin Shi again, "It's really troublesome for you, the swimming pool is really an interesting place, thank you for giving me a wonderful summer vacation, I can come to play again next summer..."

Before he finished speaking, Mao Mao was suddenly knocked out by Gui and Elizabeth who were sliding down the slide at high speed on a surfboard smeared with lubricating fluid.

Gui, who landed safely, didn't pay attention to Mao Mao, who was floating on the water with his underwear on. He hugged the surfboard and shouted to Jiang Cheng, who was still surrounded by a group of Baihua girls, "This slippery thing is really That’s right, it’s indeed our organization’s hidden trump card! Hahahaha! If you say this, you might be able to defeat the shogunate! Yoshi, once again! Elizabeth!”

Glancing at Gui and Elizabeth who were walking away, Gintoki looked at Mao Mao floating on the water, and after a long silence, he narrowed his eyes and said expressionlessly:

"Enough is enough..."

At this time, on the bank of the swimming pool, Yue Yong, who was standing beside the group of Baihua members with his back to the swimming pool, crossed his chest with one hand and lightly squeezed the cigarette stick with the other hand, looked at Jiang Cheng who was squinting and smiling in front of him, and sighed softly. He said: "What an incredible man..."

But as soon as the words fell, Yue Yong suddenly heard the sound of clothes being torn. After a moment of stunned, he lowered his head and glanced at the swimsuit on his upper body that was slowly falling off for some reason, and then raised his head to look at the clothes in front of him. Jiang Cheng tried his best not to look at him.

The air freezes...

...

At dusk, Jiang Cheng and others were on their way back to Jiyuan.

"Well, I really don't blame me!" Jiang Cheng, who had no good place on his body, said to Yue Yong, who was blushing beside him, "You were the one who stood beside everyone at that time! Just when I tore everyone away During the mask! I didn’t even notice that you were there at that time! If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself! But then again, at that time, I really felt that there was a mask that didn’t feel right. It turned out to be a swimsuit strap. ..."

"Shut up!" Yue Yong took out a few kunai from her bosom, blushed and ruthlessly stabbed them on Jiang Cheng's head.

"Jiang Cheng sama!" The Baihua girls who were not wearing masks rushed to Jiang Cheng in an instant and helped him up.

"And, after all, I didn't see anything at all!" Jiang Cheng got up, and retorted angrily with blank eyes.

"Really...Really?" Yue Yong asked intermittently, whose mosquito-repellent eyes had not completely disappeared.

"Yeah! I didn't see it at all!" Jiang Cheng nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time felt a faint sense of loss in her heart.

"At that time, Jiangcheng sama clearly said something like "90 points" in a low voice. "A Miss Baihua raised her hand and said.

"Yes, I heard that too."

"I heard that too,"

"And I…"

...

Hearing the words of the Baihua girls, Yueyong's forehead turned black, and several veins popped up on his face, and without the slightest hesitation, he took out several kunai from his bosom.

"Hey! Did you do it on purpose!" Jiang Cheng yelled at the Baihua girls at the side.

Yue Yong: "Xinnei——!"

"Ah!!" Jiang Cheng screamed.

...

"Brother Jiang Cheng, sister Yueyong, today I have been exercising in the dojo all afternoon by myself!" Qingta, who happened to meet Jiang Cheng and others at the gate of Yoshihara, pointed her thumbs up at the blushing Yue Yong and Jiang Cheng, who had lost a lot of blood and was being supported by a group of Baihua girls, shouted, "But then again, where did everyone go? Why does Brother Jiang Cheng look so weak? What happened?"

"The swimming pool... is really a dangerous place." Jiang Cheng said weakly.

After a long while of silence, Qingtai raised her aggrieved face, pouted her lips, and the tears of aggrieved eyes were faintly visible.

"Why--?!"

(Swimming pool chapter, end.)

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