Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"It really didn't hurt you in vain, Kagura-chan~" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura with gentle eyes, and praised softly, "I found such a useful guy at this time."

"Hey..." Kagura rubbed his nose, narrowed his eyes and grinned.

"Wait, I haven't agreed yet." Yue Yong came over, crossed his chest with one hand, and lightly squeezed the cigarette rod with the other hand, and glanced at Yan Song in front of him, "Can such a man... really be replaced? It also looks too rough."

"Miss, don't underestimate..." Yan Song showed a very simple and honest smile on his face, and shook his head lightly at the same time, but just before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Jiang Cheng at the side.

"What are you talking about? Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng spread his hands, shook his head and sighed, "No matter how you look at it, it's a good substitute. Anyway, let's use this guy to relieve my anger today! Money is not necessary Worry! Leave it all to me!"

Listening to Jiang Cheng's words, Yue Yong pinched her chin and began to think.

At this time, Jiang Cheng embraced Yansong's shoulder very familiarly, put it close to his ear, and asked softly: "By the way, can you pay a monthly subscription for this job? You can also pay a yearly subscription. You can stay in Yoshihara..."

[Big...big customer! ! 】Yan Song was overjoyed, and then showed a grateful face to Kagura, 【Although today I met a silver-haired man with natural curly hair and sunglasses who fell into a dark abyss, strange terrorists, and an angry policeman, but... finally... Finally met and received a normal job! Very good! ! 】

"Didn't you say you had no money when you asked for pocket money yesterday, Aru?" Kagura narrowed her eyes and looked at Jiang Cheng contemptuously, "Are you lying to me, Aru?"

"As for the money, it is true that this month is gone, but now I have a high-priced substitute..." Jiang Cheng nodded and replied, and then picked up a machine from the side that was just affected by Yue Yong and himself. A broken Famicom and an FC cassette with "Contra" written on it, "How is it?!"

"Is it just a broken red and white computer and a FC cassette?! Has the word finally come?! After "Swallowing Heaven and Earth" and "Monkey King's Great Adventure", it's the turn of the more classic "Contra" ? ! "Yan Song complained frantically, "What's next? It should be "Super Mario" next! And... the name "Xiao Meng" is written on both the red and white machine and the cassette! Is it yours again? ! Xiao Meng! ! "

"Ahaha, recently I suddenly want to play some older shooting games." Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and laughed foolishly.

"Who cares!!"

Jiang Cheng coughed twice, then showed a serious expression, and reprimanded very seriously: "Stupid modern people! Do you think that such things are worthless?! No! Although it is true that the era of red and white machines and FC Indeed, it has passed, but there are always people like me who are suddenly nostalgic! So the red and white machine and FC will last forever..."

"Shut up! I don't want to hear this kind of hidden lines at all!" Yan Song complained angrily, then pointed at the red and white phone in Jiang Cheng's hand, "By the way, that red and white phone is broken, right?" It was completely broken! What happened to borrowing other people's things and smashing your heads! Don't you feel guilty at all?!"

(PS: In the Japanese version of the Contra generation, after clearing the level, when the scroll of the ending screen starts (the helicopter flies away from the island), press and hold the select button and the start button, and you can see the hidden telegram: "Stupid Earth people , Do you think that all the "Red Eagles" will be extinct? Although our Earth frontline base is gone, the work to make up for it has been completed long ago. Our "Red Eagles" will last forever...")

"Don't worry about such small things~" Jiang Cheng shrugged indifferently, then stuffed the broken NES and cassette into Yansong's arms at the same time, and squeezed together while giving a thumbs up. scratched his eyes,

"Please give me more advice in the future! By the way, the secret book of Thirty Lives is..."

"I know! Only one person knows that kind of secret book!" Yan Song yelled, "and that kind of thing is not important at all! I didn't ask for it at all! By the way, it's Xiaomeng's! What on earth are you thinking about giving away the things that came here?! Apologize to me... No, no, apologize to Xiaomeng! You bastard!"

"Yueyue, it's OK." Jiang Cheng, who completely ignored Yansong's complaints, made an OK gesture to Yueyong, who was still pinching his chin in thought.

"Are you listening to people?!" Yan Song shouted a little frantically.

"Then... let me give it a try." Yue Yong nodded lightly, then picked up a bottle of shochu that she took out from nowhere and raised her head to drink.

"That's great," Kagura turned around and said to Yansong while Yueyong was drinking, "Your beaten room finally opened today, and you got paid."

"Can this kind of thing really be called a reward?" Yansong looked at the broken NES and cassette in his hand, and complained silently.

But immediately, Yan Song shook his head lightly, and at the same time let out a soft chuckle, "Well, forget it, if that's the case, it's considered opening today."

But just after finishing speaking, Yansong suddenly sensed something was wrong, or in other words, he felt an ominous aura from Yue Yong who threw away the bottle in front of him and hiccupped with his head down.

"Wait..." Yan Song just wanted to say something, but was punched in the face by the drunken and laughing Yue Yong.

"Oh!" Yan Song wailed and was sent flying several meters away by this punch.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng and Kagura, who realized that the situation was a bit unexpected, silently retreated two steps towards the door at the same time, and closed the door.

A minute later, after hearing the screams in the room, Yueyong's laughter, and the rumbling sound subsided, Jiang Chengcai, who was half squatting, carefully opened the sliding door of the room, and leaned over the crack of the door to try. He glanced sexually into the room.

"What's the matter? Do you want to play games too?" Yue Yong, standing in front of the door, looked down at Jiang Cheng with half-closed eyes and hiccups.

"No...no need." Jiang Cheng replied with sweat all over his face.

"It's too late!!" Yue Yong directly reached out and pierced the sliding door, grabbed Jiang Cheng's hair and pulled him into the room.

"It hurts, it hurts!" Jiang Cheng's teardrops were faintly visible.

Five minutes later, Kagura, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, rolled his eyes and rolled his eyes, Yansong, who was clearly unconscious, stood at the door with squinted eyes, laughing at Jiang Cheng, who was still suffering, and the one who was tormenting Jiang Cheng. Yueyong said, "We're leaving Alu, little uncle, and Yueyue."

"Oh, again...goodbye." Jiang Cheng, whose whole body was locked by Yue Yong's lock technique, replied weakly, "When you go back...be careful...it hurts! My waist... my waist is about to break! Ah— —!”

Looking at the scene in front of him, Kagura was silent for a while, then gently closed the sliding door, dragged Yansong's leg, turned and left.

...

In the middle of the night, in Jiang Cheng's room, Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground and was tortured by Yue Yong, whose clothes were already tattered and out of shape, suddenly sat up and moved his shoulders and neck a little.

After shaking his head helplessly, Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong, whose crimson color had not completely faded due to drunkenness, and who was asleep on the ground holding the wine bottle, and murmured softly: "This way If so, the anger will probably be relieved..."

With that said, Jiang Cheng stood up and came to Yue Yong's side, hugged her in the princess's arms effortlessly, then turned around and walked towards the door.

After sending Yue Yong to her room, Jiang Chengqi covered the quilt, turned around and left Yue Yong's room unhurriedly.

It wasn't until Jiang Cheng gently closed the door that Yue Yong slowly opened his eyes, turned his head to look in the direction of the door, and murmured softly: "What an idiot man..."

The next day, early in the morning, at breakfast time.

Seeing Yueyong and Jiang Cheng sitting at the dining table who were still making noise, Qingtai complained silently, "It's not the same as yesterday..."

Sun Lun on the side just smiled and shook his head, then looked at Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong who were still arguing, and sighed softly, "Yes, there is no change at all..."

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【Chapter two! It seems that the end is too early, so let's start the next chapter of the story! 】

One day, at night, Kagura was walking side by side on a street with street lights, holding a wooden basin, and Gintoki, who was also holding toiletries.

"You may have forgotten~" Kagura with twin ponytails walked and hummed softly with her eyes closed, "Using the red handkerchief as a scarf~the two of you walked into the bathhouse on the street~"

(ps: Kagura hums the classic folk song "Kanda River")

"Hey, do you want to be thrown into the Kanda River?" Gintoki said impatiently, "The guy who went crazy and destroyed the bathroom after choking on the water, please be quiet."

As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, the two of them had already arrived in front of the bathhouse with the "Oedo Sento" hanging on it, and then they opened the door at the same time and walked in.

"200 yuan for adults, 100 yuan for children." The kind old woman who was standing at the counter and her teeth were about to fall out said to the two people in front of her.

"Don't treat me like a child," Kagura retorted aloud, "I'm already a slim girl, so I'll charge you another 100 yuan!"

"Don't say unnecessary words," said Yinshi who was standing in front of the male soup, took out two 100 yuan coins and put them in front of the old woman, "Pasang, I'm still a teenager at heart, so we Let’s charge 200 yuan in total for the two of you.”

After saying that, Gintoki bent over and lifted the curtain of the male soup, and at the same time opened the sliding door of the male soup.

"Silver sauce," Kagura leaned on the counter, tilted his head and said pitifully to Yinshi, "give me another 100 yuan, I want to drink coffee milk Aru after taking a bath."

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