Maybe a Fake Gintama
Chapter 551: Only small differences among individuals form a colorful whole!
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"Go drink the bath water in the bathhouse, brat." Yin Shi replied without looking back.
While snorting, Kagura pursed her lips angrily.
...
After closing the sliding door, when he came to Gintoki in the men's bath dressing room, the first thing he saw was Shin Hachi who was taking off his underwear.
"Hey? Yinsang, why are you here?" Seeing Yinshi approaching, Xin Baji, who had half of his panties removed and half of his buttocks exposed, asked Yinshi suspiciously.
"Don't let readers imagine these dirty things in the morning." Yinshi pretended to be helpless and reminded, "You must know that most of our readers are teenagers, and they usually [beep——] when they wake up in the morning. , if because of your relationship, it creates a psychological shadow on them and makes them unable to [beep——], the small number of readers may become less and less. But then again, why are you here ?”
"After watching the hot spring special on TV, my sister said that she wanted to take a bath in a big bathhouse." Xin Baji explained.
"Really, why don't you just throw her in the puddle? I thought I could enjoy the private room. I really can't stand you."
"I can't stand you guys, anyway, have you thought about spying on girls taking a bath?" Xin Baji retorted.
"I won't do things like Chen Meiling to make enemies on all sides."
(Note: Chen Meiling, originally from Hong Kong, later went to Japan to develop performing arts, and later served as the ambassador of UNICEF. She fully carried forward the spirit of hard work and hard work, aiming to oppose child pornography and its dissemination. In the eyes of Japanese otaku, she is a public enemy of the whole people. )
After putting the clothes into the separate storage closet, Yin Shi, who was wrapped in a towel, held the tub with one hand and accompanied Xin Baji to the bathing area separated by a foggy glass door.
Xin Baji just opened the sliding door, and what he saw was Kondo who was half squatting, wearing a hard hat, wearing only a towel and holding an electric drill, trying to drill through the wall that only separated him from Nuyu.
"Ah, I'm so sorry," Kondo said without turning his head when he heard the door slamming, "This place is currently undergoing surprise construction, can I go to another bathhouse?"
A minute later, looking at Kondo who was lying on the ground and still screaming, being drilled between his buttocks by the expressionless Xin Baji holding an electric drill, Gintoki said expressionlessly: "Hey, you big Where is the orangutan drilling?"
What Gintoki didn't know was that in the women's soup, Kagura and A Miao, who walked in wearing towels and opened the door, were looking at the shovel holding the shovel, and were working hard to dig through the door leading to the men's soup. The authentic group of Baihua ladies and sisters.
"Ah~" A Miao covered her mouth in surprise and said to Yue Yong who was soaking in the pool, "Miss Yue Yong is here too..."
"Oh! Yueyue!" Kagura exclaimed in surprise.
"Tonight, Yoshihara has no water supply." Yue Yong explained.
...
On the other side, male soup.
"I don't want to take a bath with this guy. I always feel that I will catch some disease."
As soon as Yinshi finished speaking, Shisi, who was sitting in the hot pool for adults with a towel on his head, said, "Is it you who is sick?"
Immediately afterwards, Fourteen pointed to the warm water pool on the side, "You can go to the children's warm water pool over there, it's very suitable for you."
At this time, Sougo, who was soaking in the warm water pool, said, "As expected of Dokata-san, he loves hot baths like an Edo person."
"Oh! It's not enough! Give me more hot water!"
"Here!" Sougo held a box of fried noodles in his hand, and poured the soup into the hot pool for adults very naturally.
"Hey! Where are you bastard pouring the fried noodle soup!" Fourteen shouted angrily with veins popping and white eyes.
"It's rare to come here, let's wash the underwear I'm wearing, and save the laundry fee." Yinshi naturally rubbed his pink shorts painted with strawberries in the adult hot pool.
"You guys! This is not the Ganges River!" Another vein appeared on Fourteen's face.
"After all, if Hijikata-san really likes to take a hot bath," Sougo pointed at the other end, which was clearly a cold pool but was drained for some reason, and turned into a hot pool filled with steam. , Soaking in the water, Jiang Cheng lying on the edge of the pool, drooling and snoring, "Wouldn't it be better to go over there? The boss of Yoshihara seems to be very comfortable."
Looking at the steaming hot water pool, Fourteen retorted, "Only such a guy likes it so hot! Ordinary people will be scalded when they go in! By the way, isn't that cold water pool originally?! Why did it become like that? Ah! Did that bastard do it?! Did that bastard drain all the cold water?!"
"Really, what happened today? Why did all the idiots in Edo go to the bathhouse?" Gintoki complained, while naturally picking up the Coke that was placed beside Jiang Cheng's head, "Is it Coke again? How much does this guy like to drink cola? Of course strawberry milk in the bath, strawberry milk!"
"Who is an idiot! You bastard!" Shi Sibai scolded.
"Yin Sang, you said that, don't you just pick it up and drink it?" Xin Baji complained expressionlessly.
"Hurry up and stop!" Kondo, who was soaking in the adult hot pool, folded his hands and closed his eyes with a serious face, "We are here to take a bath, if you make trouble, let me out! Only Miss A Miao is left behind. Just fine!"
After drinking the coke, he threw the coke can into the trash can beside Yinshi, hiccupped and said, "You didn't come to take a bath, did you? If you want to take a bath, you can jump into the washing machine. Here But it won't wash off the stubborn stains on you guys."
"What are you talking about!" Kondo said instantly, "Be careful, I'll wash your hair with Sassoon!"
"Huh?!" Yinshi replied without thinking, "Do you want me to use Sibeiqi to treat your butt hair?!"
"Get out! This place has been occupied by our Sassoon faction!"
"Just right! Just go ahead! Let me show you how powerful Si Beiqi is!"
As soon as Yinshi finished speaking, the sliding door behind him was pushed open, and at the same time a child's voice sounded.
"Oh! Is this the bathhouse? It's so spacious, I want to swim!"
Yinshi, who was in a rage, turned around and said without hesitation, "Huh?! Swimming?! This is not a swimming pool!"
At the same time, Kondo stood up, pointed at the head of the little devil who had just walked in, and said angrily: "People other than the Sassoon faction, get out of here! You brat! We have already taken over this place!"
"Eh? Reserved?" Green skin, black thick hair growing on legs, two pointed horns on the top of the head, under the glowing red eyes set off the ferocious appearance of such a devil-like little guy, puzzled He asked eagerly, "No way? I obviously heard that the bathhouse is only for public use."
At this time, Xin Baji, who noticed the appearance of the visitor, unconsciously seeped a few drops of cold sweat on his face, "Yin...Yin Sang, that...that is..."
"Father, those people said that the bathhouse is reserved." The little guy turned his head and looked in the direction of the door, pointed at Yinshi and the others and said.
"What did you say? It's strange. I heard that the bathhouse is a public bathhouse. Brother, it seems to be reserved."
"No way, how is it possible. Brother, you said that anyone can come in, right? Brother Sanlang?"
"No no, don't ask me, right? Brother Erlang?"
"Dad, where's the big brother?"
"How would I know."
"Hey, what are you all doing?"
"Ah, it's Big Brother!"
At this time, Yinshi and the others looked at the Pinu Lu family who appeared at the door, all members were sweating coldly, and their pupils began to tremble unconsciously.
"Huh? Isn't this Wan Shi Wu Sang?" Pi Nu Lu, who was holding a wooden basin, looked at Yin Shi and said, then pointed to himself, "Long time no see, it's me, Pi Nu Lu from next door."
Looking at Pi Nu Lu's family standing at the door, Yin Shi twitched the corners of his eyes, and broke down in his heart, saying: [Fart...Pi Nu Lu he...proliferated——! ! 】
"Well, I heard that this place is reserved..." Another strong figure with a ferocious face, "Pi Nu Lu", who was standing on the side, said to Yin Shi and the others.
"Can't we... come in?" Another "Pi Nu Lu" pointed to himself and asked with some uncertainty.
At this time, Yinshi and the others reacted, jumped into the children's pool without the slightest hesitation, and at the same time made a gesture of invitation and pointed to the adult pool aside.
"Welcome! Please enjoy it slowly!" ×4 (Gintoki, Shinhachi, Kondo, Shishi)
"Great!" The youngest, "Pi Nu Lu", or Goro, cheered instantly.
"I'm really sorry, I seem to have caused you trouble." Pi Nulu said with some embarrassment.
"Hey! What's going on with the Adams family?" Kondo asked Gintoki and Shin Hachi in a low voice with black lines at the corners of his eyes, his face dripping with sweat, "Are you acquaintances?"
Hugging his shoulders, with black lines at the corners of his eyes, Yin Shi and Xin Baji, who were also huddled into a shivering ball covered with sweat, defended at the same time: "No... I don't know each other! We don't know that group at all!"
At this time, Pi Nulu, who was turning on the tap in the back rubbing area, explained to himself: "Really, the family came to the city from the countryside to play, and they said they wanted to see places with Edo characteristics. Just take them to the Sento (bathhouse)."
【Bring...bring them to fight? ! 】Yinshi and several people thought with half-open mouths at the same time.
(Battle is the same as Sento.)
"Because there is no custom of taking a bath together on our planet," Pi Nulu, who poured a basin of cold water on his body, continued self-consciously, "It's great that everyone takes off their clothes and is honest with each other."
[Take off... take off your clothes and fight each other, are you invincible? ! 】 Yinshi and the others are even worse.
"How... how did this happen!" Yinshi said in a low voice, "This... these guys are finally going to really want to invade the earth?!"
"You...you said to invade the earth? How is that possible!" Fourteen whispered back with sweat on his face.
"The first step is to take down this bathhouse, those monsters." Sougo analyzed.
"Now is not the time to argue about the Sassoon faction or the Spadechi faction, we have to inform the others!" Kondo's expression gradually became serious, "Run away from here while they are entering the adult bath!"
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