Maybe a Fake Gintama

(Subtitle: Educating children should be entertaining!)

However, the next development was far beyond the expectations of Yinshi and the others. After splashing water on their bodies, the Lu family got up and naturally entered the children's pool, surrounding Yinshi and his group. .

"Oh, the water temperature is just right~" Pi Nulu sighed with emotion.

【So... everyone has entered the children's bath! ! 】Gintoki and Kondo opened their mouths wide, sweating and breaking down at the same time.

...

Yinshi and the others who were leaning together had black lines all over their expressionless faces, and they looked tremblingly at the Pinulu family who surrounded themselves and others.

【Huh? for...why? Why? Why do you want to go to the children's pool even though you are so big? 】Yinshi thought tremblingly, then pointed to the adult bathing pool beside him with trembling fingers, and cautiously reminded: "Then...well, the adult swimming pool over there is warmer and more comfortable."

"No need, in fact, our race can't soak in hot water, we can only take a shower." Pi Nulu explained, and then pointed to the hot pool filled with steam from the adult hot pool, "I wanted to go to the cold pool, But it turned into a hot pool for some reason, but it doesn't matter because it's too narrow over there."

[Mistake! ] Yin Shi was a little crazy and thought to himself, 【I should have gone to the adult bath if I knew it earlier! And... is there a reason for that idiot? ! Is it because he turned the cold pool into a hot pool? ! Hello! forgive me! It has been completely surrounded! Completely turned into a passerby surrounded by a group of tattooed gangsters! 】

【Oops! Staring at us! Just stare at us! ] Kondo pulled the corners of his mouth, thinking tremblingly with black lines at the corners of his eyes.

【What should I do! I can't get out at all! ] Fourteen with the same expression joined the voice channel.

"Dad, how's the water temperature?" Pinu Lu asked his father who was leaning on the side of the bathing pool—wearing thick bottle-bottomed reading glasses, his figure was a little thin, his skin was obviously a little loose, and the green color on his body was obviously a little dull. An old Tujini star.

"It's a bit hot. Do people in Edo like to soak in this water temperature?" Pinulu's father said, "I really want to soak in that kind of cold water that makes my whole body tense."

"Because Dad is a true Tujini star." Pinulu replied with a smile. Of course, although he was indeed smiling, in the eyes of Yinshi and others, it was more terrifying than when he was not smiling. Then Pinulu tried Checked the water temperature, "But this water temperature is indeed a bit hot."

"That... we also feel a little hot," Xin Baji hastily stretched out his hand to the cold water faucet aside,

He said very politely, "Do you want to add some cold water?"

"Ah, it's okay, it's okay, please don't mind." Pi Nulu quickly waved his hand and replied, then held up a huge crystal clear ice cube like an iceberg, "I knew it would be like this, so I took the iceberg with me. coming."

Looking at Pi Nulu who was holding the iceberg, Xin Baji was in a bad mood.

two minutes later...

"As expected of Big Brother Lu, you are so thoughtful in your preparation."

"Sure enough, this kind of ice water is the most comfortable."

Pinulu's brothers praised him one after another.

"That's it, it's really cool!" Soaked in the ice water, with his head bowed and his arms folded, he hit the trembling Kondo, and his voice trembled.

【How cold is the water going to be? We're not seals...】 Yinshi, whose snot had already started to flow, folded his arms and shivered uncontrollably.

[The lips are turning purple! I'm going to freeze to death! If it goes on like this, it will freeze to death! 】Kondo's body trembled more and more, and the frequency became higher and higher.

【Hello! Who is quick to say "I want to go out"! 】Yinshi trembled, shrank his neck and turned his head to look at Xin Baji and others.

【Never! 】Xin Baji refused without the slightest hesitation in the voice channel,【If I said it, wouldn't it be as if I hate ice water? 】

"It's not good, I always feel sleepy..." Sougo lowered his head and whispered with drooping eyelids,

"Don't sleep! If you fall asleep, you won't be able to wake up!" Fourteen hastily reminded.

"Dad, is it time to go out?" The youngest Goro stood up and turned around before stepping out of the bath.

【Very good! Children don't like to soak for too long, so let's take this opportunity to get together...] Yin Shi was overjoyed.

"That can't be done!" Pi Nulu yelled very seriously, and gave an uppercut at the same time.

"Ah, ah, that's not the right way to educate children~" Jiang Cheng smiled, and calmly blocked Pi Nu Lu's fist, "Pi Nu Lu Sang."

"Huh? Yoshihara-san, I obviously haven't seen you before..." Pi Nulu withdrew his fist.

"Ah, I changed the cold water pool over there into a hot water pool." Jiang Cheng pointed to the hot water pool completely covered by steam, squinted his eyes and explained with a smile.

"Oh, so that's the case." Pinu Lu laughed a few times, "But it's really a coincidence that I can meet you here."

"It happened that the water was cut off at home, so I came out. But by the way, is Pi Nu Lu Sang taking a bath with his family?"

"Yes, my family came to the city from the countryside and said they wanted to see places with Edo characteristics, so I brought them to the Sento."

At this moment, looking at Jiang Cheng and Pi Nu Lu who were chatting and laughing, Xin Baji's expression brightened, and then he winked wildly at Jiang Cheng.

[Jiang Chengsang! save us! The only one who can save us now is you! 】

【Jiang Cheng! faster! Whatever you do right now can be! Get us out quickly! 】

【Hello! Yoshihara's! We're almost done! 】

[Boss, please! Liberate us quickly! 】

After secretly gesturing OK to Yinshi and the others and winking their eyes, Jiang Cheng looked at the furious Lu family in front of him, pinched their chins and thought, "So that's how it is. It’s a unique place in Edo. Well, I’m fine, I just finished taking a bath, so I can show you some special items in Edo baths!”

"Really?!" Pinu Lu said in surprise.

Jiang Cheng nodded his head lightly, then looked down at Goro who was still in the bath, "Ah, yes, by the way, I can let you learn how to educate children in an entertaining way."

"Education with fun?" Pinulu asked puzzled, "What do you mean? We Tujini people are better at using violence when educating children."

"No! It's not right at all!" Jiang Cheng put his hands on his chest and made a big cross, "That kind of education method is completely wrong! It's normal for children not to like to soak in the bath for a long time, but at this time You can't completely rely on violence, you should use other methods to make children like bathing!"

"It sounds reasonable..."

"Little friend, do you like playing games?" Jiang Cheng lowered his head and asked Xiang Wulang.

"Well! I like it the most!" Goro replied.

"So, today I'll let you experience the games played by Edo people in the bathing pool! It's definitely very interesting!" Jiang Cheng winked his eyes, "And, there are prizes~ cool iced Coke~"

"Really?!" Goro cheered instantly.

"There is no need for prizes or anything," Pinulu said with a smile, "I am very grateful for showing us the special items in the Edo bath."

"It doesn't matter, it's just a can of Coke, and there are not only rewards, if you fail, there will also be a small punishment~"

"It's interesting, brother."

"Yes, brother."

"Hurry up and let us meet!"

"Hahaha, Edo people are really interesting!"

"Since everyone said so, please let us see it, Yoshihara-san." Pi Nulu said politely to Jiang Cheng.

"In short, it's a very interesting quiz," Jiang Cheng lowered his head and explained to Goro, "There are five questions in total, and if you answer one correctly, you win, okay?"

"Okay!" Goro raised his fist and responded excitedly.

"The "Competition for Iced Coke, Edo Sento Question and Answer!" starts now! "Jiang Cheng raised his fist and shouted.

Pi Nulu and the others applauded applaudingly.

【You guys, please cooperate with me a little bit】Jiang Cheng raised his eyes and glanced at Yinshi and the others who were trembling with their arms folded, 【If you cooperate, good things will happen~】

Yinshi and the others looked at each other, and then all of them nodded to Jiang Cheng seriously.

"Then, little friend, please tell us how you feel now." Jiang Cheng held up a microphone he found somewhere, and lowered his head to ask the excited Goro.

"Very happy!"

"Are you nervous?" Jiang Cheng asked again.

"A little bit!"

"Indeed, if the answer is correct, you can enjoy ice-cold Coke after taking a shower. You must be nervous." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then pointed to the positions of Yinshi and the others who had accepted the order to enter the water. "Then wait and see, the first question!"

Accompanied by Jiang Cheng's words, a mosaic object shrunk into a small ball appeared on the surface of the water, probably because it was too cold.

"This, whose OO is it? Please look carefully! Try to recall everyone's OO you saw just now!"

"Hmm..." Goro squeezed his chin, and began to think hard, before replying uncertainly after a few seconds, "It's that uncle who looks like an orangutan."

"Goro's answer is orangutan!" Jiang Cheng said again, "Then, announce the correct answer! The correct answer is..."

puff! Xin Baji stood up tremblingly from the water with his arms folded, and after that, Yinshi and the others stood up tremblingly.

"Sorry! The correct answer is Xinbaji's OO!"

"Goro! When you go to the next question, you have to observe carefully! Think carefully!" Pi Nulu reminded.

"Well, I got it! I'm angry with brother Lu." Goro nodded.

"Then the second question!" Jiang Cheng asked again, and then pointed to the five mosaic objects exposed on the surface of the water where all the members disappeared, "Which one is the OO of the orangutan?"

After thinking for a long time, Goro replied uncertainly, "The one on the farthest right."

"The one on the far right? Then, announce the correct answer...the correct answer is..." Jiang Cheng said, and Yinshi and the others stood up from the water again, "The one in the middle! What a pity, Goro, I have already answered two wrong questions in a row It's a question."

"Goro! Observe carefully again!" Pi Nulu reminded.

"I see!"

"Then, the third question is a very simple question." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng once again pointed to a small lonely mosaic on the water surface, "Which country is this OO? A: Japanese, B: Natural star-rolling people, C: Orangutan star, D: Mayonnaise star, E: Shaking S star, F: Glasses star!"

"Which country is it..." Goro thought again.

"Observe carefully! Goro!"

"I see! It's A: Japanese!" Goro replied.

Looking at Yinshi who was holding his arms from the water, his lips were purple and shivering coldly, Jiang Cheng applauded first and said, "Congratulations! You got the answer right! That's right!"

"Who... who is a natural star curler! You, you, you bastard!" Yinshi groaned, trembling.

"I'm right! Brother! Finally got it right!" Goro cheered.

"Then, the fourth question!"

Just after Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Yin Shi, Xin Baji and others entered the water again.

"What's that?" Jiang Cheng asked, pointing to a mosaic on the water surface that had shrunk to almost nothing.

At this time, Xin Baji under the water complained expressionlessly: "What is the most obscene question and answer in the world? Is it really necessary to ask this question?"

"What's that..." Goro squeezed his chin again and thought about it. After ten seconds passed, he raised his head and replied uncertainly, "OO?"

"That's amazing!" Jiang Cheng applauded, "Amazing consecutive correct answers!"

"Yeah! Yay! Yay!" Goro cheered happily.

"Really, Edo people are really good at educating children." Pi Nulu sighed with emotion, "Let the children completely immerse themselves in the game, and never say that they want to go out to take a bath. Not only rewards but also punishments , such a way is unheard of, Dad."

"Yes, Edo people are really incredible." Pinulu's father nodded and said.

"But having said that, what exactly is the punishment? Yoshihara-san?" Pi Nulu asked Jiang Cheng suspiciously.

"It's just a small punishment," Jiang Cheng waved his hands disapprovingly, but then said lightly, "If you answer all the questions wrong, break off your OO..."

After hearing this, Yin Shi and the others broke out in cold sweat instantly. Even in the icy water, several of them still felt a chill in their lower body at the same time.

[Where is S! Totally S too! 】Xin Baji thought with black lines all over his head, 【This kind of S is too scary! 】

"That's it, it's really just a small punishment." Pi Nulu nodded and said.

[Small punishment? ! 】Yinshi's whole body is even worse, 【Hey! Is that punishment really a small punishment? ! What is going on with this race! 】

"Then the last question..." Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Yin Shi and the others plunged into the water once again.

At this time, Jiang Cheng pointed to the five small mosaics that were slowly approaching on the water, "One day, Yin Shi was walking along the road with Xin Baji, and met the orangutan, Sou Wu, and Liu Haijun head-on! Scatter! So how many are there now?"

"One, two, three, four, five..." Goro counted several times with his fingers, then raised his head and replied, "Five!"

"Congratulations!" Jiang Cheng applauded again, "Three consecutive answers are correct!"

"It even added arithmetic problems to children's games!" Pinu Lu was surprised, "It's really... so interesting!"

[It's obscene, right! 】Xin Baji complained silently in his heart.

"Well, wait a minute, I'll be right back." Jiang Cheng secretly gestured OK to Yin Shi and the others, and after saying this, he turned and walked towards the door.

【Hello! This guy won't play tricks on us, will he? ] Fourteen trembled and glanced at Yin Shi beside him.

【Should be... to get a weapon! No no no don't worry! 】 Yinshi replied with his eyes.

Two minutes later, Yinshi and the others, who were still soaking in the bath, looked down at the iced canned Coke that Jiang Chengqiang had just stuffed into their hands, and fell into silence collectively.

"Then, I'll go back first~" Jiang Cheng, who was already dressed, waved to Bi Nulu and the others, and said goodbye with a smile.

"Thank you so much, Yoshiwara-san." Looking at Goro who was cheering with a Coke on the side, Pi Nulu said gratefully, "We have seen such an interesting quiz game, my younger brothers and my father also said that education Children can use this way of entertaining and teaching.”

"Wherever it is, this is what it should be. After all, I have caused trouble for Mr. Pinu Lu before. I'll go back first. Goodbye." After saying this, Jiang Cheng turned around and left.

"Goodbye, Yoshihara-san." Pi Nulu waved to Jiang Cheng.

Yinshi and the others looked at Jiang Cheng who walked out of the bathhouse after realizing it later, with tacit understanding, veins popped up on their faces at the same time, and at the same time they gritted their teeth and thought: 【I was... tricked! ! 】

At this time, Jiang Cheng, who walked out of the bathhouse and gently closed the sliding door, turned his head and raised the corners of his mouth, and glanced at Yinshi and the others in the bath with interest.

Seeing the playfulness on Jiang Cheng's face and the grinning white teeth, Yin Shi and the others can't wait to rush out and beat Jiang Cheng up.

However, because of Pinu Lu and the others beside him, Yinshi and the others could only be helpless and furious, and then they looked at each other, nodded, and then got into the water at the same time to discuss countermeasures...

...

At the entrance of the bathhouse, Jiang Cheng handed the coffee milk in his hand to Kagura who was leaning against the door waiting for Gintoki, and then stretched, "Kagura, little uncle is back~"

"Oh!" Kagura held up the coffee milk and waved to Jiang Cheng, Yueyong and Baihua who were waiting at the side, "Goodbye, little uncle, and Yueyue."

"Goodbye." After saying this, Yue Yong took the lead to turn and leave.

"Obviously it's only a little bit close to digging through..."

"Yes, I can definitely dig through it in ten minutes..."

Listening to the Baihua girls who were discussing something lost, Jiang Cheng asked blankly: "Hey, did you do something strange? And I always feel that there is something wrong with suddenly stopping the water today, and it was you who did it." Is it?"

"How is it possible, how could we do that kind of thing just to watch Jiang Cheng-sama's [beep——]?" A young lady from Baihua argued.

"Yes, yes!" The other young ladies echoed.

Jiang Cheng: ...

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