Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 581: The combination of completely unrelated things will produce unexpected effects.

Gui, who was protected by Elizabeth's stubborn servant in her only remaining right hand, looked in the direction of Mi Zuoqing and murmured in disbelief: "No...impossible..."

On the other side, there were Shinpachi and others who were still looking out the window on the mothership with equally unbelievable expressions.

"The fleet... unexpectedly launched an attack on Mi Zuoqing!" Xin Bajiao's eyes widened, his pupils still trembling slightly.

At this moment, a red ship passed from behind Lian Peng's fleet, passed through the fleet group, and slowly came to the front of the fleet formation.

"Mizuo Qing! You are the only one in the universe!" Sakamoto, who was standing in front of a group of lotus soldiers on the Kuairin Maru, shouted with his hands folded, then grinned and showed his big white teeth, "Keep you waiting. Here it is, wig. The Lotus Land Alliance is reached!"

"Sakamoto!!" Katsura shouted.

"You bastards!!" Mi Zuoqing, who was still stuck on the mothership, yelled while struggling with his broken body.

Standing behind Sakamoto on Kairinmaru, General Zuo Ryu, his whole body covered in bandages, raised his writing board.

General Youlong, who was unharmed on the side, raised his writing board.

A common lotus soldier holds up a clipboard.

Another ordinary lotus soldier held up his clipboard.

More and more lotus soldiers raised their writing pads.

General Uryū held up his writing board and asked Sakamoto.

"Ah, of course, no matter where it is on Earth, I will help you attack it." Sakamoto, who was still holding his hands, did not look back and spoke in a casual tone.

"Then..." A lotus soldier threw down his writing board and spoke his true voice, "Can you and the one who protected our second home earth..."

At this time, more and more Lotus Soldiers dropped their writing pads.

"...and the pride of our lotus and the pride of our compatriots..."

"Protecting and fighting alone..."

"How about our friends... going to capture that empty planet together?" All the remaining lotus soldiers said in unison.

"It's a trivial matter," Sakamoto responded without turning around. "The first rule of the Lotus Land Alliance is that when people on Earth play UNO with Lotus Land, the rules of the universe take precedence. The second rule..."

As he said that, Sakamoto turned sideways and looked at the crowd of Lotus Soldiers, and took out a FC game card of Raisa Attack from his arms, "When Lotus came to earth to play, he not only played with the Famicom, but also played with the Famicom. Let’s have fun with Super Nintendo too. In other words, we are already friends!”

Shinbachi, who was still on the mothership, took a deep breath after being silent for a long time.

"To put it bluntly, I was just lured into the bait!! What kind of Lotus Land Alliance-!!"

On the other side, on the fast side of the Maru, Sakamoto continued to persuade all the lotus soldiers: "When you get to Earth, you can eat all you can on Raisa Attack~"

In an instant, all the lotus soldiers raised their hands and cheered.

"By the way, what kind of ghost planet is this! They all turned against each other just to attack Resha!!" Shinbaji complained again.

"Hmph," Mutsu on the side held his bamboo hat and chuckled softly, "What can drive the people is not force or ideas, but interests and bonds? Is it really a deal as stupid as him..."

At this moment, the communicator in Mutsu's arms suddenly beeped twice. Mutsu, who noticed something, said to several people: "Quickly board the ship and leave! Now!"

"Huh? What happened all of a sudden?" Xin Baji asked in confusion.

"That man's appointment will arrive in two minutes and half an hour!" Mutsu said with a serious look on his face, "No one knows what will happen to this planet or what that man will do! Leave quickly. !”

"That man..." Xin Baji suddenly thought of something, "Is it Jiang Chengsang?"

"Hurry!!" As he said this, Mutsu turned around and ran.

After realizing it, Arusha Bai hurriedly followed. On the way, Shinpachi did not forget to turn his head and remind Fujiko, who was still standing behind him: "Miss Fujiko! Leave with us quickly!"

"Oh, I'll be here right away." After responding,

Fujiko started slowly, but after taking two steps, he couldn't help but turned around and glanced at the scene outside the window again. With a soft expression, he sighed softly: "Jiang Lian, although we failed to get the earth, it seems that compared to That kind of thing, you have already got something better..."

After joining Katsura, Elizabeth slowly raised the writing board.

"Don't say anything..." Gui shook his head gently and replied softly, "Both you and I just did what we should do. We both just chose the path that we can be unashamed of as each other's friends. , there is no need to apologize or say goodbye. If you really want to say something..."

Elizabeth raised the clipboard at the right time.

"O~C~"

At this time, inside the mothership, Jiang Cheng gently raised the corner of his mouth and chuckled softly, then turned around and walked towards Yue Yong, who was still trying one password after another.

"No, I can't open it without knowing the password." Yue Yong's expression became slightly solemn.

"4649."

Yue Yong tentatively pressed the password as Jiang Cheng said, and the door... opened.

"Why do you know?!" Yue Yong said in surprise.

"Just a guess." Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders and said nonchalantly, and then took the lead in stepping into the dark red door.

But as soon as he stepped into the dark red door, Jiang Cheng's expression changed, his eyes widened unconsciously, and a few drops of cold sweat began to break out on his face.

"That...that's...!!"

After reorganizing and controlling the stubborn servant to pick up the weapon, Gui shouted to Elizabeth: "Come on! Elizabeth! Join your friends on Earth...and friends in the galaxy...shoot!!"

"Wait a minute, Wig." Sakamoto's voice sounded, "That one is not our last enemy."

"Huh? Isn't he the last enemy?!" Gui said in surprise, "Obviously..."

"Mizuo, it's the last moment. Isn't it time for us to see your true body?" Sakamoto ended with pretending to be distressed, "I'm not referring to the tattered mechanical body, but to you...the real one." body of……"

"You guy! Did you... actually notice it?!" Mi Zuo was shocked, "My true body..."

"Hey! What do you mean? Sakamoto!" Gui asked loudly.

"Anyway, you can't think of it with your poor brain cells..." Gintoki licked his nostrils and replied casually, "If you are not more careful than a woman, you will never be able to find that kind of thing."

"Hmm hum hum ha ha ha ha..." Mi Zuoqing suddenly laughed, "Okay! You guys! You can actually notice this kind of thing. I originally wanted to stay at the end, but I was discovered. So as a reward , let you dolls who want to destroy your own planet for the so-called companions see what I really look like! Feel my anger! Traitors and samurai!"

After saying that, Mi Zuo made no sound and lowered his head completely like a puppet with its strings cut off. But just when everyone was wondering what was going to happen, Mi Zuo's voice sounded from the steel planet in front of him, and at the same time The entire Iron Planet also began to undergo some changes.

I saw that the steel planet began to collapse bit by bit, and the white fragments slowly fell... No, not falling, but reorganizing!

The whole planet is reorganizing, and all the fragments are coming back together!

Elizabeth held up her clipboard.

"What's going on?" As soon as Gui finished speaking, he suddenly discovered something and his eyes widened instantly, and his face showed a bit of solemnity.

I saw that the white steel planet, after reorganization, actually formed a huge lotus pod! !

"I said, even if you knock me down, nothing will happen!" Mi Zuo's voice sounded again, and at the same time, a huge drill arm and an oversized gun barrel arm slowly stretched out from both sides of the huge lotus pod. Two huge duck feet formed by cannonballs also slowly stretched out, "Mi Zuo is actually just like you, they are all puppets controlled by me. No, not just that guy, all the people who have ruled this planet so far Those in power are just empty shells created and manipulated by me! But I really didn’t expect that someone could notice this! But I just don’t know if they have noticed that the one you are against is the planet itself! "

"How... how is it possible!" Gui looked in disbelief, "The planet has transformed into a huge lotus pod!!"

"Mi Zuo, do you mean..." Elizabeth suddenly thought of something, and her eyes on the leather jacket trembled unconsciously because of surprise, "SAGI, the central system of the lotus mothership! That is Mi Zuo's... No, the lotus pods have been in power throughout the ages. The true face of the person!"

"Hey!" Gui was stunned for a moment.

"A long time ago, Lianpeng's planet was destroyed due to a war. After that, we lived on this steel planet." Elizabeth analyzed and explained to herself, "What was created at that time was SAGI! For the continuation of the race, management The environment of the planet is the brain of this planet that plans various paths to prosperity! That SAGI started to go berserk at some point, and gave birth to the rulers of lotus pods. As SAGI's props, they carry out the most efficient race reproduction. The policy eventually turned into oppressing the people in the name of law. It is called a prop that needs soldiers. Yes, our lotus pods were born in the hands of SAGI! To him, we are nothing like the empty shell props he generated before. The difference is that just like this machine that can be mass-produced at will, he thought that as long as he transplanted himself to a more superior planet, he would be able to continue to reproduce. Then, when those props began to rebel, SAGI took control of the props himself and went out! Use The last prop of this planet!"

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