Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Thank you Q Taro-kun for your explanation," Sakamoto clapped his hands and praised him nonchalantly, then gently raised the corners of his mouth, pushed up the sunglasses on his face, and looked at the words in his mouth with interest. A group of super-large lotus pods that looked like huge red energy... or SAGI, "But as for whether we noticed it, we probably didn't notice it, but... it's just us..."

"Are you still so calm when you are about to die? It seems that the earth is indeed worth occupying," SAGI said, laughing, "Then I will accept it without mercy! Then... go to hell..."

Just when SAGI was about to launch the beam, it suddenly stopped again.

"You...when did you invade?!" SAGI's horrified voice sounded again.

"What are you doing? Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng's voice sounded immediately, "You can obviously see this huge robot's special move right away, even though it is hopelessly ugly!"

"You just said that it is the default rule not to interrupt when transforming. I didn't care about you, but now it is about to attack! Are you an idiot?" Yue Yong retorted angrily.

"Then rule two, you must not interrupt when activating special moves and introducing yourself! Otherwise the supervisor will be angry!" Jiang Cheng reminded again.

"Why are you arguing about such an insignificant matter at this time... Who is the supervisor? Aren't we novels?" Shinpachi, standing next to Mutsu on the rescue team spaceship, said expressionlessly Make complaints.

"SAGI, I'm so sorry. The "brains" in our team seem to be better~" Sakamoto mocked.

"Can you control the most powerful brains of those idiots?" Mutsu chuckled, "It's really amazing. Make full use of those idiots and let them each exert their own characteristics. Check for omissions, fill in the gaps, integrate everything, and then at thirty The man who captured a steel planet in minutes... is incredible. I understand a little bit that in the late stages of the Anti-Barbarian War, the military strength gap between the Shogunate Army and the Celestial Army was hundreds or even thousands of times, but it was always the key to winning more and losing less... …”

"Jiang Cheng!!" Gui shouted, and then his face showed a bit of resentment, "Your scenes in these chapters are so few, I thought you were going to die like this..."

Before he finished speaking, the mouth of the giant lotus suddenly shot a laser at Gui, and it flew past Gui's face, missing it by only 0.01 millimeter.

"Yeah! It's really possible! You can really control it by touching this place!" Jiang Cheng in the mothership looked at the huge brain soaked in nutrient solution in the glass cover with a hole in front of him, and said in surprise, "Moon Yue, do you want to try it too? It’s super fun!”

"Ms. Mutsu, I think it's better for us to stay away from each other." Shinpachi pushed the non-existent eyes on his face and reminded him expressionlessly, "Jiang Chengsang is very playful when he is in a big mood. It’s fatal.”

"All fleets retreat!!" Mutsu raised his hand and gave the order without thinking.

"I understand the general rule. You can achieve artificial control by touching various parts of the brain, right?" Jiang Cheng's voice sounded again.

"Hi...that's right." SAGI's voice was very small.

"Rescue team, except for that idiot's ship, retreat at full speed!!!" Mutsu shouted again, "Now! Retreat!!"

"So, what about here?" Jiang Cheng asked again, and gently poked a certain part of SAGI.

"Oh~" SAGI suddenly made a terrible sound, "Don't...don't touch there, that's..."

"I feel like... something's starting to feel wrong," Shinbaji complained expressionlessly again, "By the way, where was the place that I just touched?! Why did it make such a bad sound?!"

"Hmph! Liar!" Jiang Cheng's voice sounded again, "How could it be possible to control that place? Impossible! It's definitely a lie!"

"No, what I said is true." SAGI retorted weakly.

"No, it's not right at all! It's completely wrong! What drives a man is instinct!!" Jiang Cheng shouted seriously, but then he screamed, "Ah! Yueyue, what are you doing? I said It’s obviously true! This brain is lying! For the sake of the lovely readers who may exist in front of the screen, I can’t let them see this wrong common sense!”

"What hooligan remarks are you making at this time?" Yue Yong said angrily, eyes white, and then took out a kunai, "Quickly deal with it and go back."

"Stop...stop!!" SAGI quickly begged for mercy, "Don't do that kind of thing! And...after you destroy me, you will die with me! It's not worth doing this for some strangers. !”

【perish together! ] Kagura suddenly caught the key word, "Hey! What does Aru mean?! What does dying together mean Aru?!"

"After destroying me, all the energy on this planet will be in an uncontrolled state, and it will start to run rampant and explode!" Looking at Yue Yong who was getting closer and closer, SAGI quickly explained, "That level of The explosion caused by the energy is not something you can bear!"

"It's so troublesome to be so long-winded," Jiang Cheng picked his ears, then without any hesitation pointed the umbrella at SAGI in the glass cover, and said again, "Um, Kagura, I'm sorry, this time I won’t go back to Earth with you.”

"Not returning to Earth... No, what on earth are you talking about?" Kagura was stunned for a moment, then his eyes widened with a look of horror on his face, "Little uncle, what on earth are you talking about?! Not with us? What does returning to Earth mean Aru?!”

"And...next month's pocket money, that..." Jiang Cheng smiled sheepishly, "I'm sorry, Kagura-chan."

Kagura noticed something and immediately shouted: "Hey! What have you been talking about from the beginning!"

"Jiang Cheng-san...could it be that this was your decision from the beginning?" Shinpachi suddenly thought of something and murmured in disbelief, "That's why I asked Sakamoto-san to take everyone away from the mothership...you..."

"Hey! Jiang Cheng! What do you want to do?!" At the same time, Gintoki noticed something was wrong. He was holding up a wooden sword, his eyes widened, and his brows furrowed tightly, "Hey——!! Bastard, what on earth are you doing? What do you want to do?!”

"Jiang Cheng... there is... another way!" Sakamoto, who also realized something, was dripping with cold sweat on his face, and shouted incoherently, "Stop... stop!!"

At this time, Jiang Cheng continued nonchalantly: "Anyway, that's it. Although I'm a little regretful that I can't go back to Earth with you, but... there is also a busty woman next to me, although her personality is even worse than Miss Mary's... Yeah! What are you doing again?! Yueyue!"

"Don't say unnecessary words." Yue Yong replied coldly.

"Yueyue, do you have anything else to say?" Jiang Cheng asked again.

"No."

"Anyway, there is one last order for this battle. Everyone...evacuate the mothership!! Then everyone, goodbye~"

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he and Yue Yong took up their postures at the same time, aiming an umbrella and a kunai at SAGI at the same time.

"What...are you going to do?!" SAGI shouted in panic, "No...don't-!!"

Jiang Cheng/Yue Yong: "Shi Po/Tian Jing!"

"Ahhhhhh!!!" SAGI screamed.

At the same time, almost everyone showed a horrified expression and rushed towards the giant lotus controlled by SAGI.

"You...stop it!!" Gintoki stared at his big bloodshot eyes and roared.

"No! No!!" Sakamoto took out the book from his arms and began to doubt his life, "It shouldn't be like this... the ending... shouldn't be like this... I've obviously noticed it. …why why?"

"Jiang Cheng——!!" Gui had already broken free from Elizabeth's hand and rushed towards the huge lotus.

"Uncle——!!" Kagura shouted with tears streaming down her face.

"Jiang Chengsang——!! Miss Yue Yong——!!" Xin Baji shouted.

"Everyone... rush in at full speed!!" Mutsu shouted.

But... it was still too late, the explosion... a huge explosion occurred instantly.

Boom boom boom! ! !

The huge lotus pod was instantly ignited like a huge nuclear bomb. The huge explosion surrounded almost all the ships, including the fast-moving rescue team fleet.

Gintoki, who was affected by the edge of the explosion, muttered something in his mouth at the last moment when he lost consciousness: "At the end of that war... your proposal... was not wrong..."

…

One week later, Earth, Edo.

On the streets of Edo, in a certain restaurant.

"Don't look for it." Gui, who had gauze wrapped around his forehead, held up the writing board and began to mutter, "I only found this writing board in the room. You told me not to look for it, but you don't want to search for it." What are you looking for? Or is there something you can’t look for? If you look for it, will you find something you shouldn’t be looking for? So what is it that you can’t look for? Or find someone willing to help you look for it, and then decide whether to look for it or not. Is it better to find someone who should look for something and then decide whether to look for something that shouldn't be found or not look for something? I'm looking for people who are willing to help find this answer, but if even that isn't something that shouldn't be looked for, If you are looking for something, then I will look for someone who can find someone who can find something that I shouldn’t be looking for... Ouch!"

Before Gui could finish speaking, Gintoki, who was sitting opposite him and also had gauze wrapped around his forehead, stood up and kicked him straight in the face.

"It's so annoying."

"Why did you get lost in the do not search maze?" Shinpachi, who was sitting next to Gintoki and also had a bandage on his forehead, was holding a soda drink, his eyes half-squinted, and his face was speechless.

"Don't look for it yet..." Gui, who was lying on the table with his nose still bleeding, murmured.

"Who is looking for you?" Gintoki complained angrily, and then analyzed it casually, "Anyway, that's it. He ran away from home. He ran away from home."

"Le... run away from home?!" In an instant, Gui sat up, slapped the table with both hands, and argued excitedly: "Impossible! There is nothing that can ruin the relationship between us! This is the last time we see each other The same thing happened when I got to that guy..."

As he said that, Gui was suddenly stunned for a moment, "That guy... that guy... who is he?"

After a long silence, Gincai shrugged and said casually, "I don't know."

"Speaking of which... I always feel that this conversation sounds familiar," Xinbajiu murmured, "I always feel that... there is one person missing..."

"Me too, Aru," Kagura nodded, and then turned his gaze to Gui's side, "I always feel... there should be someone there... who is it?"