Maybe a Fake Gintama
Chapter 592: If you can’t think of anything wrong, it just turns out to be the most correct!
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"How to do it..." Fourteen replied matter-of-factly, "Of course it's the belief to live no matter what. As long as you have that, you should be able to..."
"No, no, no, that alone is not enough." Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and shook it, "If you want to survive in such extreme weather, that alone is not enough. At this time, we should... "
Three minutes later...
"Huh?!" After listening to Jiang Cheng's words, Fourteen showed a strange expression on his face, "Imagine?! Imagine it's a very hot summer?! How can you imagine that the weather is already so cold?"
"We'll talk about this later, but don't you think this method is very effective?" Jiang Cheng asked, "If it succeeds, it will allow us not to care about the coldness of our bodies for the time being."
"That seems to be true..." Fourteen frowned and murmured, "But I always feel like something is wrong..."
"I can't think of anything wrong, but it's actually correct!" Sougo said.
Jiang Cheng snapped his fingers and said, "That's right! That's it! If you can't think of anything wrong, it just proves to be the most correct!"
"So, what should we do?" Fourteen asked doubtfully, "No matter what the weather is like, I can't imagine the heat of summer."
"Indeed..." Jiang Cheng nodded, then pointed to his chin and started thinking, "I have to find some impressive scenes in summer to make it easier to imagine..."
"I know, I know! The sea!" Kagura raised her hands and said.
"Not bad, Kagura!" Jiang Cheng praised.
"Beach!" Xin Baji raised his hand and said.
"Not bad, New Eight Chi!" Jiang Cheng praised again.
"Bikini!" Gintoki raised his hand.
"This man should have forgotten about the cold! Next!"
"Smoke...fireworks display..." Yue Yong said with some uncertainty.
"OUT!!" Jiang Cheng put his hands in front of his chest and made a big cross, "Although you are right, this girl's answer does not fit your personality at all! So OUT!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who had several kunai stuck on his forehead, rolled his eyes and fell down.
"Watermelon..." Sougo raised his hand.
"Extra points!" Jiang Cheng struggled to raise his head and gave a thumbs up, then struggled to get up and said again, "In short, with these elements provided by everyone now, it is easy to imagine the hot summer. Come on! Let’s start! Try to imagine the elements just now in your mind! Even if you can’t feel it with your body, at least let your heart feel the real heat!”
"Um, boss..." Sougo raised his hand and said aloud, "Just imagining it seems a little difficult. Shouldn't I practice it a little bit? If I practice a little bit, it will be easier to catch the tail of Xia Tian. .”
"Indeed..." Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement, and then turned his attention to Gintoki and Fourteen, "What do you think? Let's play some summer games to let everyone find the feeling of summer."
"If it can really improve our chances of survival, we can give it a try." Fourteen nodded.
"Then I'll ask you... to play the role of a watermelon in the watermelon game..." Jiangcheng, Sougo and Gintoki said in unison at the same time.
Seeing the sinister smiles on the faces of the three of them, Fourteen finally realized what was happening. Just when he was about to retort, Sougo had already stuffed his mouth with a towel. At the same time, his body was also held by Gintoki and he didn't know where to find it. tied up with rope.
"Woooooo!!" Fourteen struggled desperately, making whimpering sounds from his mouth.
"The deputy chief is really a good person~" Sougo said with emotion, "He actually voluntarily sacrificed his life for us~"
"Yes, I didn't expect you to have such a side. I really misunderstood you before." Gintoki said with serious eyes.
"Woooooo!!" Shizuo, who was neatly buried in the snow by Gintoki and Sougo with only his head exposed, kept making a whimpering sound.
At the same time, he cursed angrily in his heart: [Bastards! Remember it for me! I will definitely...definitely kill you! 】
"The S-shaking trio is so awesome..." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.
"Then, who's going to knock the watermelon?" Jiang Cheng raised the wooden stick and white cloth in his hand and shouted.
"Let me do this kind of thing." Sougo took the wooden stick and white strip of cloth from Jiang Cheng's hand, while showing a gentle expression on his face, "Although I had a lot of unpleasantness with the deputy chief before, but now... at least Let me send him off on his last journey. With this stick in my hand..."
"Too young!" As he said this, Gintoki took the stick and cloth from Sougo's hand with a serious face, "Let me do this kind of thing! When I was young, I could just rely on The sweetness of the watermelon can help you find the direction of the watermelon! If it were the current situation, you would be able to find where his head is just by relying on the hatred for the V-shaped bangs!"
"Really?" Xin Bajia asked Jiang Cheng in a low voice.
"No, you're lying." Jiang Cheng replied in a low voice, "When I was little, Gintoki said that he could find watermelons just by looking at their sweetness. As a result... he fell into the sea, and since then he has never been able to swim again. .”
"The reason why Yin Sang can't swim is because of this..."
"Yoshi! It's decided! Then Gintoki will be the stick holder!" Jiang Cheng announced with a smile as he narrowed his eyes.
"Hey, don't create words that don't exist." Yue Yong reminded coldly.
"Get ready!" Gintoki, who was already blindfolded, shouted while holding a wooden stick.
"Wait a minute..." Kagura suddenly raised her hand and said aloud, then held her chin and started thinking, "I always feel that... Gin-chan is still missing something Aru, something decisive that can feel the breath of summer. Something aru…”
"It does feel that way..." Jiang Cheng supported his chin and nodded in deep agreement.
"What a coincidence, I feel the same way." Sougo agreed.
"I thought of Aru!" Kagura had a flash of inspiration, "I thought of what Gin-chan lacks now, Aru!"
"What a coincidence! We thought of it too!" Jiang Cheng and Sougo said at the same time.
"I always feel... something's wrong..." Xin Bajia complained silently, "Some strange things will definitely happen next."
"Probably..." Yue Yong agreed softly.
Three minutes later, Gintoki's clothes were torn off by Kagura, leaving him with only a pair of shorts with a strawberry pattern. He trembled and asked, "That... Kagura...chan?"
"It's perfect now!" Kagura said, "It looks very summery, Aru!"
"Did we make a mistake about the members of the Dou S trio from the beginning?" Xin Baji complained to Yue Yong again, "No matter how you look at it, these three people are the official members, right? Yin Sang can just be beaten at any time. Are you a temporary member who is kicked out of the team? It’s too miserable! No matter how you look at it, it’s too miserable!”
"Gintoki, it's time to go!" Jiang Cheng shouted, waving his hands.
"Boss, left, left."
"No, I've passed it, a little to the right, a little to the right, Gin-chan!"
"No, left!"
"right!"
"It's too cold to hear what you are saying!" Gintoki roared with his veins popping.
"It's now!!" Jiang Cheng shouted.
"No matter what, the most important thing is to end this farce quickly!" After saying this, Gintoki raised the wooden stick in his hand high and swung it down hard.
Ever since... Gintoki, who was swinging the stick downwards on the edge of the cliff, screamed and fell down due to his unstable center of gravity.
"Yeah, yeah, Gintoki is really careless~"
"That's right~ Gin-chan is such a daredevil~"
"Hey, boss -" Sougo stuck his head out and shouted towards the cliff that wasn't too deep, "Are you still alive -?"
Three seconds later, Gintoki's roar came from the bottom of the cliff: "I will definitely kill you!!!!"
"It seems like everything is fine, that's great~"
"Why do you say such things with a regretful expression? Jiang Chengsang?" Shinbaji complained again expressionlessly.
ten minutes later……
Gintoki, who was shivering from the cold even though he was wearing clothes, had two frozen snot hanging on his nose, and his teeth were still chattering uncontrollably.
"It's...it's your turn!" Gintoki gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Cheng and others bitterly.
"Yes! It's your turn!" Fourteen chose to unite with Gintoki this time.
"What's our turn?" Jiang Cheng looked confused.
"Stop pretending to be stupid! It's your turn to do what you just did! Let us feel the summer atmosphere!" Gintoki roared with his veins popping.
"No, no, about this..." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng raised his index finger, squinted his eyes and smiled, "Just now everyone rejected this random method, because it felt like it had no effect~"
After hearing this, several veins popped up on Gintoki and Shizuo's faces at the same time.
"Yes, it has no effect at all, Aru." Kagura nodded and said, but then she showed a bit of distress, "But why is there no effect?"
"Maybe it's because we lack imagination." Sougo analyzed.
"Yeah, that's why." Jiang Cheng and Kagura nodded in agreement at the same time.
"Can I kill them?" Gintoki stood up with his head lowered and a dark face while asking Fourteen beside him.
"What a coincidence, I wanted to ask that too." Fourteen stood up at the same time and replied with his head lowered.
Immediately afterwards, Fourteen and Gintoki roared at the same time and rushed towards Jiang Cheng and the others. But at this critical moment, Gui's voice came from the side.
"Everyone, here, here," Gui, who was wearing two big snowballs, waved to everyone, "It's not okay to fight at this time. I'll let you all go into my snow cave, come on."
"Gui, you guy, who allowed you to move freely?" Sougo asked with a frown.
"I'm almost used to this body." Gui replied, then pointed to the cave not far behind him, "After some investigation, I found such a cave."
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