Maybe a Fake Gintama

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Kagura stood at the entrance of the cave, holding her knees with both hands, looking into the cave with her little head, and wondered at the same time: "What kind of cave is this, Alu? Are there bears hibernating in it, Alu?"

"Don't worry," Gui replied with a chuckle with his eyes closed, "I have driven away the beast inside."

"Huh?" Shinpachi was stunned for a moment, then he frowned slightly, showing a somewhat weird expression, and murmured in a low voice, "Is it really a bear's den?"

"Hahahaha, how could there be a bear in a place like this?" Gui smiled and said, then looked at the blood-filled sneakers in the cave that were much larger than a person, and raised a The index finger turned around and continued, "It's just an ordinary big-faced monster."

(Note: Bigfoot, also called "Sasquatch". It is speculated that the ape-like giant beast similar to the snowy mountain savage was first discovered in North America and was proposed as UMA)

After hearing this, the expressions of Jiang Cheng and his team instantly froze.

Shinbaji, who was the first to come back to his senses, took a deep breath, widened his eyes, and spat loudly: "How can there be ordinary big-faced monsters in this world!!"

"Why is there the legendary UMA in a place like this?!" Gintoki took over the words, scratching his neck and complaining wildly, "Why does Bigfoot wear sneakers!!"

(Note: Unidentified life forms refer to cryptozoic animals that exist all over the world like mysterious monsters whose existence has not yet been clarified. Let’s take a familiar and easy-to-understand simple example - water monkey.)

"No, I'm not sure yet," Katsura replied seriously while glancing at Gintoki, "Actually, I'm also wavering. Maybe it's just an uncle with bigger feet."

"No, you're absolutely sure!" Gintoki complained again, "Obviously that's too big!!"

"Actually, I don't know this person." Jiang Cheng pointed at Gui and looked at Yue Yong, who was holding a cigarette stick and the corner of his mouth twitching. "I really don't know him."

At this time, looking at the thumbtacks fixed inside the huge shoe, it said "Sorry, it's too cold. Can you let us stay here tonight? No? You are really strong-limbed and simple-minded! You This idiot has big feet!" Gui opened his mouth again and continued: "I asked him to let us stay here for one night, but he didn't even listen, so I wrote a letter and used a thumbtack. Stick it in your shoes. It seems he finally understands."

Looking at the thumbtack in the shoe with the needle pointing upward and the large footprints on the snow outside the cave that were obviously stained with blood, Shinpachi complained angrily: "I understand! His feet were pricked by the thumbtacks until they bled, okay? ?!”

Gui, who didn't know when he lay down in the blood-stained sneaker, closed his eyes with a satisfied expression on his face and continued talking to himself: "And he also left such a great bed..."

"Then it's just a stinky sneaker!!" Gintoki Shiro complained with all his strength.

"You won't freeze to death before you lie down here." Gui closed his eyes with a gentle expression on his face, but then suddenly screamed, "Ah! It hurts! Who put the thumbtack in a place like this?" ?!”

At the same time, hearing the footsteps coming closer and closer from outside the cave, Jiang Cheng and others looked at each other, nodded in agreement, turned around and left briskly.

At this time, Gui, who heard the footsteps behind him, turned around and shouted while groping for the thumbtacks behind him: "Hey! Where are you going? Wait, help me take the thumbtacks off my back first."

Just after he finished speaking, Gui suddenly heard a set of footsteps getting closer and stopping behind him. His expression was happy, and he pointed to the thumbtack behind him again and said: "Oh! Are you back? Well, I think it’s probably stuck here…”

At this time, a somewhat thick finger gently touched the thumbtack stuck in Gui's back.

"That's right, that's right,

That's where..." Gui continued.

But the next moment, the owner of this finger pushed the thumbtack on Gui's back hard without any hesitation.

Gui was stunned for a moment, and then...

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"

…

Jiang Cheng and the others, who had just left the cave, were looking for shelter aimlessly in the forest with their arms trembling in the snowstorm.

"Hey, it's getting worse..." Fourteen said in a cold voice, "If we don't hurry up and find a place to hide from the wind and snow, everyone will freeze to death."

At this moment, A Miao's voice suddenly came from not far away.

"Everyone——!" A Miao, who was standing in front of a cave, waved to Jiang Cheng and others and shouted, "This way, I found a good place~"

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng and others stopped and looked in the direction of the sound.

After seeing the cave behind A Miao, who was still waving her hands and smiling, Xin Baji instantly expressed joy and shouted: "Sister!"

…

Standing at the entrance of the cave, Xin Baji looked at the dark and humid depths of the cave and sighed from the bottom of his heart: "I didn't expect that there would be a cave in a place like this..."

"Although it will still be very cold, at least I can avoid turning into a snowman." Fourteen said while groping deeper into the cave.

"But if you sleep, you will still feel frozen to death..." Jiang Cheng looked around the cave, "The temperature is almost the same as outside..."

"Don't worry," A Miao said with a smile on her face, "As long as you light a bonfire, it will be fine. And even the food problem here seems to be solved~"

"Really?! A Miao!" Jiang Cheng looked happy.

"Hey, it's true..." A Miao replied with a smile, then leaned down and picked up an unknown creature from the corpse of an unknown creature with green skin and sharp mouth and fangs that was piled high behind him. The head of the creature turned towards Jiang Cheng and others, "Come on, look, I caught so much food. Even if there are two Night Rabbits, there will be no problem at all~"

The corners of his eyes twitched, and several black lines appeared under his eyes. Xin Baji asked in a low voice with twitching corners of his mouth: "Sister...what is that?"

"It's a vampire beast~" A Miao explained with a smile.

(Note: Chupacabra is a canine UMA that has been confirmed to appear in Puerto Rico, Chile, Mexico and other places and can suck the blood of domestic animals)

Looking at the unidentified creatures stepping on the feet of Amiao, who was smiling sweetly with her eyes narrowed, and the countless unidentified creatures behind her that had died, everyone except Kagura had black foreheads and expressionless faces.

At this time, A Miao showed excitement on her face and clenched her fists. She continued: "This seems to be the vampire beast's lair. The thing sleeping there after stepping over the vampire beast is neither a bear nor Bigfoot." The monster is Phezzan, the legendary super-ancient civilization city that was occupied by vampire beasts and perished overnight! As long as we can defeat the vampire beasts and reach Phezzan's central system, our accident will not be a problem at all. !Everything can be solved!"

As she said that, A Miao's expression became more serious, "Sa! Everyone, stand up! Victory must be achieved through fighting and with your own hands! If we all work together, we will be able to get there! It's time to get there—— !”

But just after she finished speaking, A Miao realized that everyone behind her had disappeared without a trace.

"Ah?"

…

Jiang Cheng and the others were once again walking aimlessly in the Shaolin that was ravaged by the snowstorm, but the situation was becoming increasingly grim because... night had fallen unknowingly.

"Are you an idiot?" Jiang Cheng reminded Kagura with a strange expression in one hand, "Do you really believe what that woman said?"

"It feels like it would be fun Aru," Kagura replied.

"It's funny how big you are." Jiang Cheng complained angrily, then raised his index finger and continued seriously, "In short, whether you are a man or a woman, caves are a very dangerous place. If you are not prepared properly, You must not enter that kind of place casually when you are fully prepared! Remember this!"

Xinbaji, who was walking at the front of the row, turned back to glance at Jiang Cheng and the others, and complained speechlessly: "Can you please stop telling dirty jokes at this time? Jiang Chengsang? And Miss Yueyong, how hard are you feeling at this time?" What about none? Isn’t it usually used at this time?”

"Ah, sorry, I was distracted just now." Yue Yong said this while pricking the kunai on Jiang Cheng's head.

"By the way, what happened to you today?" Xin Baji asked, "I always feel that Miss Yue Yong is seriously distracted today..."

"Indeed," Kagura nodded, then turned to look at Yue Yong beside him, "Are you okay, Aru? Is the warm kunai and warm little uncle's head no longer working, Aru?"

"No, I'm fine." Yue Yong shook her head gently, but her eyes secretly glanced at Jiang Cheng lying on the snow.

"Maybe it's because it's too cold..." Shinpachi sighed faintly, "The snowstorm is getting more and more severe. What should I do? It turns out it's dark before I can even find a place to escape the snowstorm. . If this continues, we will really freeze to death... Jiang Chengsang, don’t you have a lot of experience in surviving in the wild? Come up with something quickly!"

"Don't worry, Shinpachi." Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai on his head, stood up, folded his hands and chuckled, "The more times like this come, the more calm you have to be! Do you see that over there? I am Because I was too calm, I found an old lady over there selling hot porridge. You're welcome, I'm treating you today!"

"Calm down, you guy!" Shinpachi stared at his big red eyes and spat loudly, "You just saw hallucinations! You are exactly the same as the little girl who lit the match! You are too It’s no longer useful!”

"Yueyue, please let go of me, I'm going over there..." Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand towards the cliff with dull eyes, "Hehehe... my mother-in-law said we can waive the bill... Let's go together..."

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