Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"No, that was what UMA did!" Jiang Cheng stood up and said seriously, and then pointed at Gui aside, "The wig also has that kind of wound on it! The wound that UMA used to use thumbtacks on the body! Cut it! ! Damn UMA!”

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui corrected.

"Yeah!" Kagura nodded, "That's right! It's all UMA's fault, right?"

"Yes, captain." Gui held her throat and shouted in a female voice.

Looking at the wounded Maomao in front of him, Kondo closed his eyes and clenched his fists with a look of resentment on his face, "Damn it! Those bastards from UMA! General, please cheer up!"

At this time, Maomao slowly opened his eyes. After seeing Kondo in front of him, he made a weak voice: "Where is this? Why am I in this place?"

"Hey...hey!" Kondo frowned and said, "It seems that there is a memory impairment!"

"Kondo, what happened?" Maomao raised his head, frowning and looking at Kondo in front of him with confusion, "Why would I..."

"Sir General, have you forgotten?" With Kondo's mouth half-opened and a slightly frightened expression, Gintoki explained unhurriedly: "You brought these idiots to this mountain. Hunting UMA, but the team was separated due to heavy snow while following Bigfoot's tracks. Everyone here suffered because of your nonsense."

After listening to Gintoki's words and looking at the sigh on Jiang Cheng's face, Maomao's expression changed instantly. He stood up and faced the wall with his head lowered, showing a look of unbearability.

"It's actually like this... Putting the lives of civilians in danger just for the sake of boring fun..."

Looking at Maomao whose face was full of self-blame, Kondo quickly said: "No, it's not that..."

But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted again by Maomao.

"I am not qualified to stand above ten thousand people..." As he said this, Maomao pushed open the door of the house and went outside and shouted to the sky: "God! If this blizzard is my punishment, then please Use the life of my foolish tyrant to appease you!"

"Okay, General!" Gui once again shouted in a female voice, holding her throat, but as soon as she finished speaking, she was kicked to the ground by Gintoki and Kagura at the same time and trampled on her.

"This... this is not the General's fault!" Kondo, who looked ugly, shouted quickly, "The weather in the mountains is unpredictable for outsiders!"

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"Anyway, it's good that everyone is reunited safely now." Kondo, who sat down again, said, "Rescue will come sooner or later. Until then, just be patient in this dirty and shabby little house."

"Hey, how's it going?" Gintoki whispered to Shizui and Jiang Cheng beside him, "Thanks to me, everyone's crimes have been wiped out. As for the reward, remember to say a nice word for me, and Jiang Cheng , that woman’s sins have all been covered up by me, remember to have the money ready when you turn around.”

"Basically it's all your fault!" Veins popped up on Fourteen's face instantly, and he lowered his voice and complained angrily, "By the way, nothing has been resolved yet!"

"Shut up, Miss Angel Noodles, Mr. Rabbit Man." Jiang Cheng replied lightly, "If you're bored, just go and do ABC gymnastics with Mr. Bear Man over there."

"Who is Miss Angel Noodles, Usagi-kun?! Big brother gymnastics!" Fourteen and Gintoki said in displeasure at the same time.

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"Listen up, you guys, we can't move until the snow stops." Fourteenth took the lead and suggested: "Rather than act rashly, it's better to stay here and wait for rescue, but even though it is a hut, there are places everywhere. The cave is as cold as the outside. If you accidentally fall asleep, you will die. Let’s gather around to keep warm, and shout to each other to remind each other.”

"What do you mean by gathering around to keep warm?" Sougo asked.

"It's like "squeezing steamed buns\

,"Gather to stay warm. "Fifteen explained, "The middle position is the warmest, of course for the general, then the women and children, and the outside is fixed by the men. Okay, so first of all, women and children gathered around the general. "

After hearing this, Yue Yong, A Miao and Kagura looked at each other and stood up at the same time and walked towards Mao Mao.

Looking at Shimomo with a look of anticipation on his face and two streams of excited air blowing out of his nose at the same time, Gintoki was born and complained: "Hey, the general looks very excited, he is just thinking about some evil things. "

At this time, looking at Yue Yong and the others who were discussing something in a low voice, Fourteen reminded him impatiently: "Hey, what are they doing? What are they whispering about? Move quickly!"

"It always feels so stinky, it smells like milk wiped with an old rag, Aru." Kagura said in a low voice, with a look of disgust on her face.

"Kagura-chan, you can't say that." A Miao reminded in a low voice.

"It's just that ordinary men stink. Yoshihara's trash cans are basically full of this smell." Yue Yong said softly.

"Why do I seem to have heard something I shouldn't have heard!" Fourteen complained.

"That's what I said, but you two are going to cry Aruyo." Kagura said again.

"Stop talking! Kagura-chan!" A Miao reminded again, "Some things can be said, and some things cannot be said... ugh!"

Looking at A Miao who was retching, Yue Yong took over the words, "It will be over after a little patience. Yoshihara's wandering girls are like this every night. I...vomited!"

"Hey, let me tell you, whether you can say it or not, you have all been heard! All your whispers have been heard by the general!" Fourteen shouted in a low voice, "Speaking of which, men don't stink! Not all men have that stink. !”

"That..." A Miao walked towards Fourteen, with a little embarrassment on her face, and whispered, "It's probably... the smell of the fur he's wearing. That must be something that was originally thrown in this hut. Can you ask him to take it off?" Drop it?"

"How can you say that kind of thing!" Fourteen lowered his voice and retorted, "Now I'm getting ready to keep warm!"

But just after he finished speaking, Fourteen suddenly discovered something - it was Maomao who had taken off his bear fur and was only wearing a pair of briefs. He suddenly felt bad and complained crazily in his voice: "It's already taken off! General!" The theme has completely changed! He intends to take warmth in another sense!"

With that said, Fourteen looked at Yue Yong and the others, "Look, the general has already taken off his fur, so go quickly."

"Hey, wait a minute," at this moment, Gintoki suddenly said, "Don't you think...it stinks?"

"Are you even here to talk nonsense?!" Fourteen complained crazily, "The fur has already been taken off!"

"Is it really because of the fur?" Gintoki stared at Maomao's buttocks with suspicion, then covered his nose with a look of disgust, "The smell is stronger than before."

"It's not so much that the taste is getting stronger, but it's a different taste, Aru." Kagura said.

"I... never knew..." Yue Yong, who was holding on to the wall and vomiting, turned around and murmured, "It is this kind of smell that the wandering girls of Yoshiwara have to face every day..."

"No, this is just an example." Jiang Cheng argued expressionlessly.

"That's enough for you guys! The general only has one pair of underwear left! What else is there to stink about?" Fourteen couldn't help shouting to stop.

Seeing Shimo who was stretching but secretly sniffing his armpits, Kondo couldn't help lowering his voice and said: "General, he pretended to stretch, but he was actually secretly confirming the smell of his armpits! Stop it!" Stop hurting him!"

"That's the only reason, right?" Gintoki held his chin and stared at the remaining briefs between Mao Mao's buttocks with a casual expression. That’s it, so please take it off.”

"Don't be ridiculous!" Fourteen immediately retorted, "It would be suicide in a snowstorm..."

Before he finished speaking, Fourteen once again discovered something - it was Maomao who had switched his briefs to a mosaic. Instantly, his whole body became even worse and he exclaimed: "General——!! You haven't passed on the family line yet. !”

"It feels so disgusting, let's forget it Aru." Kagura said with a look of disgust.

At the same time, Yue Yong and A Miao also silently took a few steps away from Mao Mao.

"Do you want me to kill you?! Bastards!" Fourteen clenched his fists and yelled in a low voice with veins popping out and saliva flying everywhere. "It was because you complained that he took off all his clothes! Go and help him keep warm! General My body and mind are frozen!"

"You guys should stop it, what's so stinky and disgusting," Sougo said at this time, "Now is not the time to say such things, right?"

"That's really rude. Don't you understand what it means to be considerate?" Xin Baji said with a serious expression.

"There is really no other way, let's go there first." With that said, Sougo was the first to walk towards Maomao, and at the same time, Shinpachi also walked towards Maomao.

"Okay! Let's do that," Fourteen breathed a sigh of relief, "You can go there first, go quickly."

Xin Baji came to a stop in front of Maomao, with a relaxed smile on his face, "It doesn't smell bad at all, it's just the smell of a man..."

Just after they finished speaking, Shinpachi and Sougo bent down and vomited at the same time.

Σ_(???」∠)vomit...

"Sir General! You can just kill them all!" Kondo shouted, unable to stand it.

"Hug...sorry, china girl." Sougo wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, raised his head, and said to Kagura with an ugly expression on his face.

"As long as you understand, Aru." Kagura replied without looking back.

"You're so handsome!" Fourteen spoke up again and complained, "Why do you have to choose this time to be frank?"

"You... stop it!" Jiang Cheng suddenly frowned and complained to Shi Shi on the side, "Since just now, I have been saying something stinky! It's disgusting! I really want to vomit! I can’t bear it any longer! I hope the General will leave this room as soon as possible, I definitely don’t want to stay in the same room with the General!”

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