Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 596: If girls get together at a party, men will feel like they are being fished for!

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"When did I ever say that?!" Fourteen rolled his eyes and said angrily with veins popping out, "That's what you're thinking in your heart, right?!"

"You should stop it a little bit!" Jiang Cheng shouted again with a serious face, "There are still so many people here! And aren't you a subordinate of the General?! Even if you really feel that the stench is unbearable, but just Can’t you learn from everyone? Everyone is trying to endure with their lives hanging on the line!”

"Kill you——!" After swearing through gritted teeth, Fourteen was about to pounce on Jiang Cheng, but before he could do anything, he suddenly spotted Mao Mao, who turned around silently and opened the door.

"Hey! Wait! General!" Fourteen quickly raised his hand to stop him, "It's just a joke! No one said that! Maybe it does have a slight taste, but it is definitely not unbearable! Yes! Right? Everyone?"

"You're the only one who can't stand it, right?" Jiang Cheng retorted, folding his hands and frowning.

"You bastard……!!"

"Calm down, everyone." Sougo acted as the peacemaker at this time. "Calm down, General, and just order Hijikata-san to commit seppuku after being rescued. Your health is still important now."

"Are you going to add fuel to the fire too?!"

"Anyway, if this works, it's not just about keeping warm." Sougo continued, minding his own business, "Let him change into other clothes."

"It can also cover up some of the smell Aru." Kagura nodded.

Looking at the people who were changing Maomao's clothes, Fourteen hurriedly said again: "Hey! The general has turned into a clothes-changing doll!"

Two minutes later, Sougo pointed to Momo who was wearing a gray turtleneck sweater and asked Xiang Shishi: "How does this look?"

"Where are you trying to cover?!" Fourteen pointed at the mosaic between Mao Mao's buttocks, with white eyes and veins popping out as he spit, "Why is the whole fruit paired with a turtleneck sweater?! The most important place to cover is Exposed to the air! By the way, why are you dressed like that plastic surgery commercial?"

"He's already wearing enough underneath (wearing a bag)." Sougo showed a handsome and serious expression, and slightly raised the corners of his mouth after speaking.

"Why are you putting on such a handsome face? It's not funny at all!"

"There's no other way. It's up to us adults to find a solution." Kondo, who was only wearing shorts, said with a serious expression.

"The battle has changed. Let's surround the general, with the women and children on the outside." Gui suggested aloud, and then a schematic diagram of the general's position facing Fourteen came up in his mind, "The picture would look like this."

"Why is the mosaic facing me?" Shi Shi said dissatisfied for a moment.

"Someone has to sacrifice." Gintoki explained, "The Demonic Vice-Captain of the Shinsengumi is probably the best at playing dirty roles."

"That's too dirty!"

"Stop blabbering! Go and warm the general's general!"

As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, he, Katsura and Kondo pushed Shimomo's back to Fourteen at the same time.

Not to be outdone, Fourteen stretched out his hand to resist Maomao, and argued at the same time: "Aren't you the culprit of everything?! It's up to you!"

With that said, Fourteen turned Maomao around.

Looking at the general who turned to face his general, Gintoki couldn't help but exclaimed, then quickly turned the general around again and shouted: "Wig! This is a good opportunity to defeat the shogunate!"

"Even if I didn't take action, it would have already fallen!" Katsura retorted, and then turned the general's direction so that the general was facing Kondo, "Shin Sengumi! Let the center of your organization be exposed to the enemy. Don’t you feel ashamed in front of me?!”

Looking at the general who suddenly appeared in front of him, Kondo felt nauseated and retched for no reason, and quickly turned the general around and changed his position.

"fourteen!!"

"Asshole natural curls!"

"wig!!"

"Truly selected team!!"

Looking at the four people who were working hard,

Jiang Cheng opened the door silently, and at the same time said to Yue Yong and others behind him: "Want to come together? Hot spring hotel."

Looking at Baihua and the others standing at the door who didn't know when they arrived, except for the four generals who were still trying to avoid or shirk the general, the rest of them kept silent in tacit agreement and walked towards the door.

Two minutes later, the Shinsengumi not far from the house discovered Mao Mao, who took off in a spin, crashed through the roof and flew into the air.

Outside the room, the panting Fourteen looked at the group of Shinsengumi team members who were chasing Maomao and rowing into the distance after landing. After adjusting their state, he raised the corner of his mouth and glanced at Gintoki behind him.

"Succeeded... kept warm..."

Gintoki raised the corner of his mouth slightly, but then he suddenly reacted and turned around to look behind him in confusion, "By the way... where are the family?"

In the hot spring hotel reserved by Baihua under the snow-capped mountains, Jiangcheng, Sougo and Shinpachi were soaking comfortably in the men's bath.

The female soup on the other side may be deleted because it is too large, so we won’t go into details.

Listening to the constant sound of girls' voices from the women's hot spring, which was only separated by a wall, Sougo leaned on the edge of the hot spring and said boredly: "I don't know what they are talking about. By the way, girls are gathering together." Do we really have so much to talk about together?”

"Basically, they are talking bad about Jiang Chengsang." Xin Baji said with a smile.

"Your ears are really good..." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "But I don't want to hear it, so you don't have to tell me."

"There is always a disgusting feeling..." Sougo said with his face raised, "The boss should understand, right? When the girls get together..."

"Ah, it feels like being fished..." Jiang Cheng replied casually,

In the women's bath, a group of Baihua girls put their ears to the wall and listened to the voices in the men's bath without daring to speak. Of course, the most important thing was to listen to Jiang Cheng's voice.

"Hey, did you hear that? Jiang Chengsama just said that she felt like she was being fished for!"

"I heard it too!"

"What should I do? Do you want to go over there?"

"Then let's go there together!"

Looking at the Baihua members who were about to climb over the wall, Yue Yong reminded them calmly: "That's enough. Stop it. Don't go too far."

"Hi..." Everyone responded in disappointment at the same time.

"I feel like Jiang Chengsang's popularity in Baihuali has always been high." A Miao said with a smile.

"To be honest, apart from my handsome face, I really can't find anything good about my uncle, Aru." Kagura, who was lying on the shore while soaking in the hot spring, said while shaking her legs, "Not only is he a Nite, He doesn’t have a job yet...Why does everyone think such a man is good, Aru?”

"Kagura-chan, as my possible future aunt, it is necessary for me to educate you on the one hundred advantages of Esari-sama! First of all, first..."

Before one Baihua girl could finish speaking, she was interrupted by another Baihua girl.

"Shut up! If you can only sum up a hundred of Jiang Chengsama's advantages, you are not qualified to be Jiang Chengsama's future wife! Only I, who can sum up five hundred of them, are qualified!"

"No! It's just five hundred! I've summarized a thousand!"

"A thousand points? Are you satisfied with just a thousand points? I have summarized two thousand points!"

"I have three thousand!"

"Five thousand!"

"Ten thousand!"

Looking at the quarreling Baihua people, Kagura narrowed her eyes and was speechless, "To be honest, my uncle may not even have that much hair..."

"But having said that, do you have any worries about Miss Yue Yong?" A Miao asked Xiang Yueyong, "I always feel that something is wrong with Miss Yue Yong today. What's going on? Are there any worries?"

"Yes, I can help you if necessary, Aru!" Kagura turned around, clenched her fists and nodded seriously.

"Indeed...a little bit." Yue Yong frowned slightly and said thoughtfully, "Actually..."

Three minutes later...

"Huh?!" Kagura exclaimed in surprise, then stretched out his hand and put it on Yue Yong's forehead, "Are you okay, Alu? Are you sick, Alu? Did you have a broken head in the snowstorm today, Alu? Or was it because of a child? Uncle contracted the idiot’s virus?”

"Kagura-chan." A Miao reminded.

"Because... it's really weird!" Kagura argued, "Why would you think of arranging a condolence trip for your uncle! How on earth would that kind of guy need to comfort Al? Every day is nothing but games, and there is no work at all. Get over it!"

"It's not my decision alone!" Yue Yong retorted with a slight blush, "It's the decision of everyone in Rilun and Baihua, that...this..."

"So pitiful Aru..." Kagura suddenly covered her eyes and sobbed, "Everyone was infected with the stupid bacteria by my uncle... I'm so pitiful Aru..."

"Kagura-chan..." A Miao reminded again, and then looked at Yue Yong with a smile, "So, are you worried about anything?"

"Ah, a little bit." Yue Yong nodded lightly, "Although it is a comfort trip, but because I... we are inexperienced, we don't know how to arrange it so that that person... that idiot can do that..."

"Huh?" A Miao looked puzzled, then held her chin and stared at Yue Yong's chest seriously, "Speaking of Jiang Chengsang's preferences... aren't those two very annoying things?"

"It's not that kind of thing anymore!" Yue Yong said, picking up a folded piece of paper from the side, "In short, I have done so much when making plans before."

"Show me!" After saying that, Kagura took the paper in Yue Yong's hand and started reading it with A Miao.

"The first item, skiing, this is not bad..." A Miao read and analyzed, "The second item, hot spring hotel, hot spring bath, this... is also pretty good, the third item, pillow fight, the fourth item, strange stories Story...I always feel that the last two items are a bit like a school trip, not something that a man in his late thirties would be interested in at all..."

"Hey?! Really?" Yue Yong said in surprise.

"Well, then the fifth item... Huh? Why was it crossed out? What was the fifth item originally?"

"No...nothing."

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