Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his eyes full of black lines and made a short sound.

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On the streets of Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng lowered his head like a walking zombie without a soul, walking aimlessly and turning a deaf ear to the wandering girls who were greeting him eagerly in front of the shops on both sides of the street.

[Did I...did something irreversible? Why? is that so? Is it really? 】As Jiang Cheng walked, he thought with sweat on his face, "No...it shouldn't be like this, right?" What...what should I do? What should I do? Let’s not talk about whether the novel can be successfully serialized... After all, it is not very popular, so it doesn’t matter if the serialization is suspended because of the protagonist’s style. But...what about me? What should I do next? Two women...and what a coincidence, they are two women who meet every day! Even if he takes cover and goes with the two of them, he will definitely be discovered later! The chance of being caught cheating is 100%! It's terrible, it's really terrible! 】

Suddenly, Jiang Cheng thought of something. He stopped and tapped his palms with his hands, "That's right! Just run to a place where no one can find you...he's so big!!"

Jiang Cheng scratched his hair in a frenzy, and at the same time thought in his mind: [It can be a ghost! Doesn’t that make him really a scumbag who abandons women? ! I'm...not a scumbag! And the most important thing is, judging from what Rilun and Yueyue said, I seemed to have made a very scumbag comment when I was doing this and that with them yesterday. what to do? What to do? And even Gintoki is involved...so disgusting...]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng felt nauseated for no reason, and he vomited while holding on to the wall, Σ_(???」∠)vomiting...

A few minutes passed, and Jiang Cheng, who had fully explained the contents of his stomach, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and thought to himself: [Gintoki's side... It shouldn't matter, he himself has also gotten into a terrible situation. , he should be too busy taking care of himself. Although it's a little tricky on my end, it should be fine for two women. As long as you pay a little attention and find a way to prevent them from seeing each other often, it should be fine! That’s right! That's it! This way you can continue to hide it! Even if the novel stops being serialized due to the protagonist’s style, I should be able to live on just fine! Yo West! Decided! The most important thing now is...]

The next moment, Jiang Cheng stood at Yoshihara's gate carrying a large package. He was holding a fist and showing a serious expression on his face.

[The most important thing is to find a remote corner of the universe where no one will find you, and let your head calm down before talking! Ten years...twenty years...no, maybe fifty years or so! My head should calm down now! When that time comes, I will be back! wait for me! Yueyue! Sun disc! 】

After thinking about it, Jiang Cheng raised his foot and stepped out of Yoshihara's door without any hesitation.

But at this critical moment,

Jiang Cheng suddenly heard the scream of a wandering girl behind him.

"Guest...guest! No!" The wandering girl who was being pulled by a difficult guest screamed.

"It's okay. Isn't Yoshihara just that kind of place anyway?" The bald middle-aged man with a scar on his eye looked malicious, "Didn't I give you the money? Last night..."

"The time has passed, so the guests should not get entangled..." the tourist girl kindly reminded, "If there is trouble in Yoshiwara..."

"What does it matter~" Regardless of the wandering girl's objections, the bald man pulled the wandering girl into his arms, "I will come again anyway, it doesn't matter if I just play for a while..."

"Guest, please stop!" The tourist girl struggled hard and reminded at the same time, "The consequences of making trouble in Yoshiwara are very serious!"

"She's just a wandering girl from Yoshiwara, why are you pretending to me..." the bald man spat, and raised the palm of his hand as he spoke.

But before the bald man's hand could fall, Jiang Cheng, who came behind him at some point, locked his wrist tightly.

"Guest, the service time has passed~" Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and showed a smile, "If you still want to continue, just wait until you have enough money next time. Ah, by the way, I have to remind you, If you want to play SM games, it’s better to go to the club over there.”

"None of... it's none of your business!" The bald man turned back and looked at Jiang Cheng and said angrily.

"Jiang Cheng, sama!" After seeing Jiang Cheng, the wandering girl who was being pestered by the bald man exclaimed, broke away from the bald man, came to Jiang Cheng's side, and naturally hugged Jiang Cheng's other hand. arms, while pretending to be aggrieved.

"Jiang Cheng sama~ This guest is so scary~" the tourist girl said aggrievedly, and at the same time tried her best to keep Jiang Cheng's arm trapped in her career line, "Everyone said I don't want it, but I still force her. The time has already passed~ And last night I kept beating and scolding people. I obviously said I couldn’t do it anymore~”

"What's going on with this Bichi?" The bald man was speechless for a while.

"Is everything my child said true?" Jiang Cheng glanced coldly at the bald man in front of him.

"That's right... but what does it matter to you?!" The bald man said matter-of-factly, "I'm a guest! You can do whatever you want!"

Two minutes later, ignoring the bald man lying on the ground with his butt sticking out, rolling his eyes and foaming at the mouth, Jiang Cheng curled his lips and muttered impatiently: "Really, I didn't expect to meet him at this time. It’s so disgusting.”

"Jiang Cheng, sama, is so handsome~" Younu pressed close to Jiang Cheng's side.

"What about Baihua?" Jiang Cheng asked, "Shouldn't he be on patrol at this time? Did he not notice it?"

"I don't know." The tourist girl shook her head, "I haven't seen him since the morning. But it's a good thing, because Baihua is not here, so he can be saved by the handsome Jiangcheng Sama~ So handsome!"

"What a good thing this is..." Jiang Cheng complained silently, "Okay, let me go and take a look. It's probably because Yueyue didn't have any work scheduled today, so she might be lazy."

"Oh." The wandering girl let go of Jiang Cheng's arm very sensibly, and then pointed to the big package on the ground aside, "Jiang Cheng, sama, what is that?"

"It's just rubbish." Jiang Cheng lied without blushing.

"Ah, that's it..."

"Hey, trash, leave as soon as you wake up." Jiang Cheng glanced at the bald man on the ground, "Next time, I will never let you go like today."

"Hi...Hi!" The bald man stood up quickly and responded.

"Wait, there's that bag of garbage, please take it out with you." You Nu pointed at the package on the ground with a look of disdain.

"Hi...Hi!" The man quickly picked up the big package again, turned his head and didn't wait for Jiang Cheng to stop him. He rushed towards Yoshiwara's door as if running for his life without looking back. At the same time, he thought to himself: [This man …Can’t afford to offend! That...can't be human at all! horrible! terrible! 】

"Hey!" Jiang Cheng reacted and quickly raised his hand and shouted, "Wait a minute! That package..."

"Isn't it garbage?" You Nu looked at Jiang Cheng with a puzzled look.

"Uh...it's rubbish." Jiang Cheng replied casually, but in his heart - [My...my game ahhhh! ! ! Being treated as rubbish and taken away by that rubbish! ! ah--! ! ! 】

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In the morning, Jiang Cheng walked to Baihua's dormitory with his head down. It is worth mentioning that on the way here, Jiang Cheng kept muttering "my game", "my game equipment" and "my These three words "life".

Baihua's dormitory building, no, it should be called the new dormitory building, was built after Jiang Cheng came to Yoshihara. From the outside, it looks like a six-story single apartment building, with apartments on each floor starting from the second floor. There are nearly twenty independent rooms, each of which is equipped with very complete accommodation facilities.

Moreover... this building is also one of the few houses in Yoshihara that uses a cement structure instead of a wooden structure. After all, Momoka is also a group of girls.

The sound insulation, comfort and all kinds of modern furnishings are not far behind the high-end single apartments outside. And even though it is a single apartment, each room is actually quite large, with a separate bathroom, living room, kitchen and a large bedroom. It should be no problem for one person... no, even for two people.

"Really, what are you doing? Have you forgotten your work?" Jiang Cheng muttered as he stepped up the stairs to the second floor.

Jiang Cheng, who was standing in front of the room door on the second floor, knocked casually, but as soon as he knocked, Jiang Cheng found that the door was unlocked, but he didn't pay much attention and shouted through the crack in the door: "Hello. , work has begun, Yueyue is asking for leave today, you guys..."

"Ah, Jiangcheng Sama, come in directly, I...well, I feel a little uncomfortable." The voice of a Baihua girl came from the crack in the door.

"Are you feeling unwell?" Jiang Cheng said, smiling apologetically as he opened the door, "Then please have a good rest, I'll find someone else..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly realized something was wrong, because... the posture of Miss Baihua in the room was almost... exactly the same as that of Rilun and Yueyong! There is no difference except that Miss Baihua has a bed under her, and Rilun and Yue Yong have a tatami under them! !

"Maybe I'm overthinking it, but I still want to ask..." Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth and asked with black lines all over his head, "What's wrong with your body...?"

Miss Baihua, who was lying on the bed with her back covered with quilt and her back turned red, replied in a low voice: "No...don't ask knowingly. Yesterday, I clearly did such a thing to others and said such words...Jiangcheng sama" ...No, I should call you Danna-sama from now on... Danna-sama..."

Suddenly, for some reason, Jiang Cheng... stopped thinking at this moment.

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