Maybe a Fake Gintama

It wasn't until noon that Jiang Cheng walked out of Baihua's dormitory, his head lowered the whole time... expressionless.

"Jiang Cheng, sama~ do you want to have a drink?" The wandering girls on the roadside waved to Jiang Cheng as usual.

"Uh...hehehe..." Jiang Cheng raised his head, showing a face full of collapse, "Have a drink? Is it okay? Can you forget all those things just by having a drink? Can you? Hehehe... "

When several wandering girls saw Jiang Cheng's appearance, they immediately stepped forward with happy expressions, grabbed Jiang Cheng's arms, and surrounded him.

"Of course~" the wandering girl, who was holding Jiang Cheng's right arm, said coquettishly, "If you have something to worry about, you can forget it with a drink~ Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng Sama has never been to our store~ Come on, come on, come on , I will make Jiang Chengsama forget all the unhappy things..."

"You'd better come to our shop!" Another wandering girl said coquettishly, "You've never been to our shop before. She didn't show up at yesterday's New Year's party either. She wanted to pour wine for Jiang Chengsama..."

"Haha... the Year-End Party..." Jiang Chengcheng just stared at his godless eyes and smiled bitterly, "Ah, it seems that he has completely forgotten it, the Year-End Party... By the way, doesn't the Year-End Party literally mean forgetting all the unpleasant banquets? But why? Why after the Year-End Party? Not only have the worries increased, but they have also increased? Can you tell me? Hehehe...hehehe..."

"Jiang Cheng sama? What happened?" A tourist girl asked Jiang Cheng doubtfully.

"Actually, I don't know... I can't understand eighty people in one night... Am I really that powerful?" Jiang Cheng looked at the blue sky with blank eyes, "Hahaha... I don't understand it at all... If it’s true, isn’t it me who’s the most pitiable right now? I’m the one with the same body as a rotten Banana, right?”

"Jiang Cheng...sama?"

"Ah——!!" After shouting in collapse, Jiang Cheng threw away the group of wandering girls without any hesitation and rushed towards Yoshiwara's gate.

Looking at Jiang Cheng running so fast, the group of wandering girls looked at each other in confusion, and then showed regret on their faces at the same time. The regret may be that they could not drag Jiang Cheng to the shop for a drink.

…

In Kabukicho Park, Zenzo, who had been invited out by Gintoki, was sitting on a bench with his legs crossed and reading a jump book. From the beginning to the end, he had a look of disapproval.

In front of him was Gintoki, who was standing and talking continuously.

After listening to Gintoki's story, Zenzo still looked at the jump in his hand and replied casually: "However,

It should be no problem. Although I don’t remember it clearly, everyone was really drunk. Then the female escort said she didn't feel well and wanted to go to the bathroom, so you followed her to take care of her.

Then, after about ten minutes, you still didn't come back. Then you came back alone and said that the woman had gone home. I remember that you had a refreshing and satisfied expression on your face.

Then, the next thing is that the girl wearing the eye patch says she is not feeling well, and you go to take care of her and come back with a fresh and satisfied look on your face.

After that, it was the same as before, and so did Sarutobi. Later, he went out with the old man in sunglasses for a long time, and it took about twenty minutes before he came back.

As for Baba, the speed is much faster, about three minutes. In the end, you and Yoshihara helped each other and disappeared into the streets at dawn. "

"There are so many questions!!" Gintoki Bai roared with broken eyes, "Where did this Doctor Dolittle come from?!"

"However, when you take Daddy to the bathroom, you really look like Dr. Doolittle. Rather than taking care of him, it's more like you are releasing him."

Gintoki complained angrily: "What the hell did you spend 20 minutes with Hasegawa-san?!"

"Maybe it's because the second round of the challenge will be more difficult." Quanzang put the jump in his hand aside and answered casually.

"Asshole!" Gintoki, with veins popping out, grabbed Zenzo's clothes from his chest and pulled him up. He gritted his teeth and said bitterly, "Why didn't you stop me at the scene? What should I do? What should I do? what to do?!"

"Calm down..." Quanzang held Gintoki's hand and comforted him, "There's nothing wrong with your behavior, right? The problem is, you did that kind of thing even though you clearly didn't intend to take responsibility, right?"

Gintoki was speechless for a moment, and at the same time he let go of the two hands holding the clothes on Zenzo's chest.

"It depends on your future actions, which is a matter of attitude." Quan Zang continued.

"Attitude problem? Really?" Jiang Cheng, who didn't know when the arrival was coming, twitched the corners of his mouth, showing an expression so ugly that even constipation could not be described, "Can the attitude problem really be solved? Haha..."

"Hey, you..." Looking at Jiang Cheng beside him, Gintoki suddenly reacted, "Could it be..."

"Ah, Gintoki, I'm sorry, let's forget what happened this morning. We don't have time to pay attention to you now."

"I'm the one who needs to say I'm sorry!"

Ignoring the frantic Gintoki, Jiang Cheng chuckled and asked Quanzang: "Hey, Quanzang, what happened yesterday? What did I...do? Who...who poured me that glass of wine? ?Tell me, I want to... talk to him about how happy I am today."

"Oh! That cup of soju?" Quan Zang seemed to suddenly think of something, "Ah, I don't know, I drank too much at that time. I don't know who handed it to you, but after drinking it, After a glass of wine, you are a little abnormal."

"Hey -?" Jiang Cheng's pupils were still trembling, and half of his face was twitching. His face covered with black lines was covered with cold sweat. He asked in a trembling voice: "Is...is it? I …did…did you do anything?”

"I can't remember clearly, but the first person to leave was Sister Nichiwa..." Quanzang said while recalling, "On the way, you saw that Nichiwa was not around, so you asked to go see her, and then went out alone, about two Ten minutes later, she came back with a refreshed and satisfied face. She seemed to be muttering, "Oiran is not a big deal..."

"Jiang...Jiang Cheng..." Gintoki twitched the corners of his eyes and mechanically turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng, who seemed to be broken beside him, "You...you also..."

"The second person to leave was that month...Sister Yue Yong. She said she was feeling unwell and went back alone." Quan Zang continued, "Then you said you were worried and wanted to take a look. After about twenty minutes, you I'm back. When I came back, I looked satisfied.

It was almost early in the morning, and the sister's men said they were sleepy and wanted to go back to rest, so they went back. Then you said you were worried and wanted to take a look, but you didn't come back until dawn, several hours. After that, you and him supported each other and disappeared into the streets at dawn. "

"Haha...haha, this...is like this..." Jiang Chengcheng just laughed as if he was insane, "It's over, completely...it's over. Both the work and my life are completely over."

"This guy... is awesome..." Gintoki on the side held his chin and murmured, "Compared with him, I feel like the problems I encountered are not big problems. The six people... no, this guy should not be counted. Because it’s completely broken. Compared with five people compared to sixty people, I feel like it’s not a big deal.”

"You bastard, can't you stop me?!" Jiang Cheng burst out with veins and roared from his throat.

"Hey, calm down and think about it!" Gintoki on the side said with a serious expression, "In that situation, no one can stop you! You should understand how scary it is to be drunk. Something! And...I'm sorry."

"Shut up! I'm the one who wants to say sorry! I'm sorry!"

"Well, both of you, please calm down." Quan Zang persuaded, "Anyway, we haven't reached that point of despair yet, both of you have."

Gintoki raised his hands expressionlessly and said: "No, I haven't reached the point of despair yet. I understand, but no matter how you look at it, this guy has reached the most desperate moment, and so has his body. No matter what, we have to deal with it at the same time. 60 women can’t do it.”

"Yes...it's really over..." Jiang Cheng instantly knelt down and pounded the ground with both fists, "Forget it if you are just an ordinary woman, I...I have crossed that line! That will be The white line of handcuffs... I crossed it!"

"Huh? What did you do?" Gintoki was puzzled, "That line? What was it?"

"Gintoki, haven't you noticed?" Jiang Cheng lowered his head with a look of despair on his face, "There is a member in Baihua who is very short...she...she..."

Gintoki, who reacted instantly, widened his eyes unconsciously, "Is...is...is she...underage?!"

"It's decided!" Jiang Cheng stood up with a look of determination on his face, "I'm going to surrender! Goodbye, everyone!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng took out his cell phone and made a call to Sougo.

"Wait a minute," Quan Zang said to stop him, "Don't worry, I just said it's not the last moment of despair yet."

"Really?" Jiang Cheng turned back to look at Quan Zang, "No matter how you look at it, I am already in the eighteenth level of hell. The walls are so slippery that there is no way to climb up."

"Attitude, didn't you just say that? It's a matter of attitude."

…

Evening, Yoshiwara.

dinner time.

"Well..." Jiang Cheng, who was sitting between the two women (Ri Lun and Yue Yong), said tentatively, "Actually, I have something to tell you, which is just a proposal."

"What proposal? Jiang Chengsang?" Rilun said with a smile while serving Jiang Cheng some food.

"It's about Baihua." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Huh? What proposal?" Yue Yong asked while picking vegetables from the hot pot for Jiang Cheng.

"How about giving them a holiday?" Jiang Cheng raised a trembling index finger.

"Holiday?" Yue Yong was puzzled.

"Ah, because I have never seen them take a long vacation or anything since coming to Yoshiwara." Jiang Cheng explained quickly, "And don't worry! Just leave the defense of Yoshiwara to me! Yueyue You go and have a rest too!”