Maybe a Fake Gintama

"...Yueyue, you go and have a rest too!"

Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed that Ri Lun and Yue Yong beside him turned away from each other at the same time, their faces also slightly red.

【Hello! Stop! Don't show that expression! I sincerely beg you! 】Jiang Cheng complained with a breakdown in his heart, first glanced at Yue Yong, and then glanced at Ri Lun, "Please, that expression that seems to say "This man is not so hopeless" is quick." Stop it! "You feel sorry for me" expression, please stop! "Even if he is a man like this, he will become more reliable once he does something like that", please take back the expression on your face! ! ! 】

"Then...since you said so, I'll just follow you." Yue Yong replied with a slight blush, while still glancing at Jiang Cheng from time to time, "After all...the relationship now...the relationship is different from before. You I will support your decision..."

Hearing the sound, Ri Lun's ears turned completely red, and then he leaned into Jiang Cheng's ear and whispered in a voice that could only be heard by the two of them: "Did you... tell Yueyue about that? So that Does a child say that? That’s right. After all, after I have a man, I don’t need that child to protect me. I need to leave it to you to protect me from now on. But that’s okay, in this way, that child The child can have a good rest..."

【Misunderstanding! This woman has completely misunderstood! But...it's not bad that it wasn't exposed. ] Jiang Cheng thought to himself, and then replied in a low voice, "Anyway... we've almost eaten. You go back to your room first. I'll have something to tell you later. Just wait for me."

"Really..." Nichiwa blushed and covered his face with his sleeves, "You are such an impatient man. He has just finished dinner and is already thinking about eating dinner. But forget it, I will be ready. Even if my body is still a little bit reluctant. ,but…"

After saying that, Ri Lun sent Jiang Cheng a charming look.

【Who is that kind of man? ! 】Jiang Cheng roared in his heart, 【Are you feeling a bit reluctant? Who is it that is physically weak? It's me! Although I don't remember it, but... my body barely... No, it's me who has become rotten, right? Won't do it! That kind of thing will never be done! I still feel sorry for my body! 】

"Then I'll take my leave for the time being..." After saying that, Rilun glanced at Jiang Cheng again with a charming look, "Jiang Chengsang, please carry me to the wheelchair..."

"Uh... um."

After responding with a twitching mouth corner, Jiang Cheng stood up and helped Rilun into the wheelchair, and sent Rilun back to the room at a sprint speed of over 100 meters...

Two minutes later, a panting Jiang Cheng rushed back.

Seeing Jiang Cheng reappearing at the door sweating profusely, Yue Yong's face turned red again, and she complained softly: "It's... too hasty, right? Even if you just want to be alone,

There are also some that are too...too deliberate. You actually use that method to move the sun wheel. Do you really want to be alone with others so...? "

[Is there a misunderstanding here too? ! Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and couldn't bear to say, "Damn it!" Why did it end up like this? ! Even if you want to get angry, you can only do it to yourself! Because...it's all my fault! 】

"Um...Yueyue," Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth and said tentatively, "Um...you should go back to your room quickly. I have something to tell you in a moment."

Hearing this, Yue Yong blushed and spat, "We just had dinner, do you... just want to do that kind of thing?"

【Fire! It’s really hot! No matter how you look at it, this attitude is so infuriating! ] Jiang Cheng clenched his fists, feeling helpless and furious in his heart, [Why do everyone treat me as the kind of person who only thinks about that kind of thing? ! 】

"Then...I'll go back and wait for you." Yue Yong stood up and turned sideways as if a little embarrassed to look at Jiang Cheng's face, "I will...be ready."

"Uh... um." Jiang Cheng suppressed the unhappiness in his heart and responded softly.

"But having said that..." Yue Yong suddenly discovered something and pointed at the remaining dishes on the table, "Are you really full? What you ate today is not even one-tenth of the usual amount."

"Uh... I'm completely full! It's better to say that from today on, I'll be full after only eating this little!" Jiang Cheng replied quickly, patting his chest, then turned away and added in his heart: [After all, there is still more to come. I have to eat nearly sixty dinners. If I eat the usual amount, I will probably die... I will die from a ruptured gastrointestinal tract...]

"Is it not to your liking?" Yue Yong thought of something and asked Xiang Jiangcheng quickly, "Is it because I'm not good at cooking and only know how to make hot pot, so I eat so little?"

"No, it's not!" Jiang Cheng defended quickly, "It's just that I'm not that hungry! Okay! Go back to the room quickly, I have something to tell you later!"

"Okay... okay." Yue Yong responded, and then slowly started to walk towards the door. When he passed by Jiang Cheng, he blushed and spat, "You want to save your stomach for dinner, right? I I already understand, I will... I will be ready."

[Forget about unnecessary things like that! 】Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and thought to himself, "My body is not going to work anymore!" Yesterday, the 60th Company was devastated. It may not be visible on the outside, but it is completely broken on the inside! There is absolutely no way to recover in less than two months! 】

…

In Nichirin's room.

"Jiang Chengsang means that marriage is the prerequisite for dating?" Rilun, who was only wearing pajamas, sat up and looked at Jiang Cheng standing in front of the door with some doubts, "Don't you just get married directly?"

"Ah, it's too hasty to get married directly..." Jiang Cheng turned away and scratched his head, haha, "And to be honest, I can't remember clearly what happened yesterday..."

"Hey?! Really?" Rilun was startled, then turned away to cover his face and started crying, "You don't remember? But I still remember everything. When Jiang Chengsang hugged her and did that kind of thing yesterday, Every promise you make..."

"It's...a joke, a joke!" Jiang Cheng quickly defended with black lines in the corners of his eyes, "It's fun, it's fun! It's just a joke! Don't couples often make this kind of joke? It's just fun! I say I don't remember it, but actually I still remember it!”

…

As soon as the scene changed, Jiang Cheng came to Yue Yong's room, and the conversation was the same as in Rilun's room.

"It turns out that you have... defined the relationship between the two as a couple..." Yue Yong, who was sitting on the quilt in the same posture, said with a red face and evasive eyes, "Then... I will also do a good job accordingly. Awakened.”

"Yes...really?" Jiang Cheng twitched his eyes and replied, "Anyway...I was a little too anxious to get married suddenly. I thought I should at least do it step by step. And...even though I have already decided, you also need to observe me carefully, right? ? To be honest, I have a lot of problems. Although it’s not obvious from the outside, but..."

"I already knew it last night..." Yue Yong turned away from her blushing face, "I didn't expect that he would be like that normally, but after taking off his clothes, he would become like another person..."

"That's not what I'm talking about..." Jiang Cheng complained silently, "By the way, what you are talking about refers to all men, right? All men are different from usual after taking off their clothes, right?"

"No, you... seem to like attacking very much."

"Uh..." After twitching his lips in embarrassment, Jiang Chengcai raised his hand to say goodbye, "Well... I'll go back first."

"Huh? Aren't you... living together?" Yue Yong was puzzled.

"After all... I still have work tomorrow. I feel like it will affect my work in the future." Jiang Cheng lied while laughing.

…

At twelve o'clock in the night, Jiang Cheng walked out of Baihua's dormitory with his head lowered, expressionless and silent, until he walked to his residence.

It is worth mentioning that along the way, Jiang Cheng also solved several guests who were entangled with the wandering girls. But he didn't say a word during the whole process, and it was as if he was venting, and his attacks were particularly harsh.

Click... click

After entering the room and closing the door, Jiang Cheng instantly knelt on the ground, and at the same time collapsed and shouted in his heart: "Everyone... everyone agrees!" ! what's up? ! Do they all think that even a man like me is okay? ! God! Help me! My guilt has reached the limit! 】

Kaka…

After hearing the strange sound of something moving, Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked over, only to see that in the corner shrine, the statue that was supposed to be facing him silently turned its back to him.

【I’m not begging you! ! ] Jiang Cheng roared in his heart, [What kind of god are you! 】

"Jiang Chengsama ~ We have been waiting here for you all day ~ I left you alone after doing that kind of thing yesterday ~" × 2

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng slowly and mechanically turned his head and looked over, only to see Waidōmaru and Kuzuha lying on the same quilt, with one person still left between them.

Then, the two of them patted the middle of the quilt at the same time, and said at the same time: "I've been waiting for you for a long time ~ Jiang Chengsama. Let's start quickly."

Jiang Cheng didn't say anything, he just stood up with his head lowered and walked slowly towards the two of them.

Seeing Jiang Cheng's appearance, the two of them looked overjoyed, and at the same time they looked as if their plot had succeeded.

But the next moment...

"I still know this before my head is so hopeless! And if you dare to tell me what I saw, I will demolish all the shrines in Takamagahara!!"

With that said, Jiang Cheng rolled up the two of them together with their blankets, and without any hesitation threw them high into the sky with all his strength.

After seeing the two people and the bedding turn into meteors and disappear, Jiang Chengcai closed the window and clapped his hands.

…

The next day, early morning.

Breakfast time.

"Um...Mom, Sister Yue Yong," Haruta at the dining table looked at Rilun and Yue Yong sitting on either side of Jiang Cheng with a puzzled face, "What happened today? Why are you so close to Brother Jiang Cheng?"

"Shut up!" Jiang Cheng immediately reminded through gritted teeth, "Now hurry up and go to the private school!"